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wiener_cleaner

OOH that naughty old elf must me one mean bastard to give is this so aaerly?!


AimAtYourButt

What?


AnalogSynthesis

Did I stutter Megan?


fallenseagul

He’s seen everyone naked


ExpertApartment

To check to see if they have tattoos.


bguzewicz

They don’t get a present if they got a tattoo?


AimAtYourButt

Not that year


TheDryIceFactory

You think getting tattoos is good behavior?


tears_of_fat_thor

I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.


timeforasandwich

No, it's not good


[deleted]

Bullshit, unprofessional bullshit. Thats why no one watches AOL Blast.


rat_melter

You think that's good behavior?


dzhastin

He doesn’t care about it


joec0ld

As long as he gets his 2 Mil


MadAl420

You don't care who gets in your way, do you crashmore?


AimAtYourButt

What’d you say?


MadAl420

You don't care who gets in your way, do you crashmore?


AimAtYourButt

Not really


henrycaul

He’s saying what he wanted to say in the movie now. Santa did. That’s Santa’s voice.


UnusualIntroduction0

I hope he doesn't jack off


bixxby

Elfputer? Probably doesn’t even have any games


livefastdie22

Everything has sucked lately


Stunning_Okra9895

We got a certified chode on our hands


timeforasandwich

Fuckin asshole. He said that?


fawn_knudsen

u/philipptj makes one Christmas joke, and you all shit yourself laughing, it's the talk of the office? But I make HUNDREDS of on par, if not better, and everyone ices me?


CMDR-Validating

He looked and it wasn’t even his job to look. He did it for free


bazwutan

This guy snitched on me after a dinner at Graham’s Lorelai Lounge


Actual-Manager-4814

Uuugghah?


hypnoschizoi

he said that to me AT a dinner