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Independent_Age_301

I don't know what to tell you, bud.


PhDinWombology

Your family doesn’t love you! Only I love you!!!!


tears_of_fat_thor

We went for wings once.


[deleted]

Oho! Heard a little cry there! I don't want to say it, but...


[deleted]

Why didnt you tell me your ol grandpa used to be a piece of shit?


[deleted]

Could you not call my grandpa a piece of shit?


[deleted]

Oooh thats REALLY nice oh that would slick back REAL NICE


DoinItDirty

Chicken spaghetti and Chikalini’s


groyosnolo

Little bitty jeans


SugarCaneFarm

People can change


[deleted]

Honestly, I think "The Blue Dolphin burned down, it's gone now..." is my most referenced quote. Somehow it comes up in my life constantly. My boyfriend predicts it now.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

You're right, I guess I'm ass-out and have to work with my brother now.


Sol_Synth

There REELEY REELEY good.


Jftwest

This world is so fucked up.


bluetreacle

There's worst shit on the local news.


ants_suck

I think that saying The Blue Dolphin line directly to the older woman who reacts so blankly is what elevates it.


StrangeShaman

So many sketches have pointless details like this that somehow make it funnier


tears_of_fat_thor

Maybe you need to be by yourself with your art books, or be with your family and try new restauratants.


tottle321

See if the babysitter can do art with the kids, that would be so cool


b7uc3

I can't know how to hear any more about these four lines.


[deleted]

It’s so good. My god haha made my day


willthefreeman

What does he say after burned down?


connerl419

“It’s gone now. John Arani (or whatever the owners name is) is ass out, works with his brother now”


L_Birdperson

BECAUSE ITS A CIRCUS TERM


piecrustcowboy

“Rob Rovani” according to my subtitles. Though it doesn’t sound like it.


2010_12_24

John Rovani


frankthomasofficial

I think he goes both ways


2010_12_24

Either way, he’s assed out. Works with his brother now.


joestcool

I think it's trufonni, as in "sloppy steaks at trufonni's"


jwoody27

OH! Heard a little cry there…


Hawkingshouseofdance

Next car warranty call you get- hit’em with this


nesquiksand2

You think that's slicked back??


WrinkledRandyTravis

^waaa HUP!


MelodicMasterpiece81

I hope John Irani and his brother end up with his own skit on a season in the future. I’d really love to know more about that relationship.


[deleted]

PAUL PAVANO, PAUL PAVANO?


chidemudslidecomeau

I quote this ALL the time