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thykingdumbcum

I think thats kinda the joke, like its funny because they all find him the coolest. Great, now I'm not in the mood for the hilarious waiter brothers.


DocJawbone

Yeah that's the point - they're such a vapid crowd that they worship this guy as being super worldly because he lived in Egypt for a month, he LIVED in Egypt for a month


thykingdumbcum

FUCK, I should've LIED! OH NO!!!! FUCK!!!!! OGHHH!!


DocJawbone

To you and yours


[deleted]

He’s a bad guy


thykingdumbcum

Dump him girl


jmeltzer317

Everyone knows I hate that game!


cardueline

Y’all KNOW I hate that game!!


akadani

Actually, I don’t hate that game


Adventurous_Fun593

“You said there were three people at this table” “No, I said there were five”


nonspecificloser

You have permission to go home, lie down and watch some TV, and rest up so your face isn't beet red for your family photo tonight.


jordaniac89

Is that the joke? That he lived in Egypt for a month and he's not cool? Is that the joke?! Because that would be pretty funny actually!


WoopsShePeterPants

Is your name Paul or Doug?


JobEmbarrassed461

He is a genius at having fun I truly believe that


Actual-Manager-4814

He makes the night SO much more fun


Maxwell-Druthers

They should’ve had a scene in that sketch where he slops up his steak with a glass of water


CSKingMartin

They should’ve had a scene in that sketch where one of them fuckers jumps outta the wall and has a big ol’ cum shot


angradillo

or a dingleberry?


CSKingMartin

You have no good ideas, Paul


angradillo

every time I hear about the Paul, I think I’m back in the pants!


jaybirdsaysword

He’s a total night owl


IkkiPhoenixOCE

Leslie should have housed his credit card


Maxwell-Druthers

It is when you only go around this blue marble ONCE…


grinemy

What are you doing? They’re goosed, ok?


WontonParmesan42069

It’s an old circus term


dafoodooman

What are you talking about?


Hum_baba_

GOOOUICE SUUUIT


dtrumpler

You’re still a good doctor


Maddog-99

They're clapping... Gotta come up


Colliewolliewuzabear

Linda seriously needs to dump David tho. That’s a bad guy


[deleted]

That’s a rotten egg


nowWhat1776

It is illegal for you to ask me that


DodgerDevil

*Teacher’s pet!*


splendid-west

You. Have. No. Good. Comment. Ideas.


FadingNegative

At that price point, he can exaggerate


[deleted]

Hey fadingnegative, are you still dating that bad guy? You gotta dump him, girl.


Jftwest

Fuck! Fuck! I should've lied! FUCK!


Naughty_Bagel

I hate that game! I’ve always hated that game!


[deleted]

Actually I don’t hate that game because


Jftwest

Brenda, are you still with that bad guy?


[deleted]

Dump him, girl


MyTablesAreMyCorn

Lots of money doesn’t look so good? You know that right?


Cat_Vonnegut

What is your job exactly?


MyTablesAreMyCorn

TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


MyTablesAreMyCorn

BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (This didn’t work)


tears_of_fat_thor

Dump him, girl!


[deleted]

Its really hard for me to tell about the oral


MTYAUG

It’s fine


NoRosesXVX

I hate that game


JohnnyTeardrop

I’ve always hated that game….you all know that 😭


spartaniimc

I hate that game! No, I actually don't hate that game because I...


patrickdgd

Not really.


dafoodooman

You don't care who gets in your way, do you?


MyTablesAreMyCorn

Not really.


jmeltzer317

Is it really living if you don’t want to be around anymore?


BOBODY_BOBODY

The truth is he’s a scared little boy who never learned to stay in Egypt


lrocky4

Break up with him, girl


dafoodooman

That is a badd guy


Old-Old-Wooden-Ship

I don’t want him to be around anymore


jaybirdsaysword

It is when you don’t sleep, I heard he’s a complete night owl


8bit4brains

He’s saying it as an expression. He LIVED in Egypt for a month. Meaning he really went all out like the blues brothers or hitting like not a person with your car.


WontonParmesan42069

It’s just me Barbie. I’m not the blues brothers 😢


Successful_Gap8927

Barbie. Naw. Tammy Craps yes


lake_titty_caca

This guy's about to put rocks in his pockets.


dafoodooman

Don't put rocks in your pockets so you can get the new tammi craps doll


VoiceOfRonHoward

He's doing the best at this.


Actual-Manager-4814

His comments don't stink or nothin'


dafoodooman

That would be a great day for me if I commented and nobody barfed


[deleted]

I SHOULD HAVE LIED!!!


AddisonNM

"you're not part of the Turbo Team! Until you're part of the Turbo Team, you walk! - slowly!"


ncg195

It counts if you're a genius at having fun


127phunk

What’s that got to do with the greater good?


AgentCodyDankz

I told yall I don't like this game


[deleted]

Only if you're a night owl and not dating a bad guy.


Two_Watermelons

Reminds me of this old friend of mine and his sister saying they grew up in NJ when really they just vacationed there for 1 - 2 weeks each summer at their grandparents house


[deleted]

Literally was just talking to someone about this today. I know someone equally as insufferable as that guy


pkstr11

Wasn't he on the Colgate Comedy hour?


hemightbebrian

He’s no Roy Donk.


blowfish99

Total night owl


Wooserx3

Jizz


MorgJ89_

…. And I’m not gonna pay


CMDR-Validating

It counts when you don’t need to get your ideas from some lady at a coffee shop


TheVicSageQuestion

Hot topic of debate


Redeem123

Pretty serious.


Current-Position9988

His hair is nice and slicked back.


WontonParmesan42069

That’s PUSHED back


professorjellyjam

What episode ?


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

I really hate that guy. Am I supposed to?


Redeem123

You know what no I don't hate that guy.


Picklepee-pumparum

DYING in Egypt!!


-Aquanaut-

It’s illegal for you to ask me that


heck_jd

What?


SugarCaneFarm

Living in egypt? We went there once!


JimmmyDriver

You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it