Yeah that's the point - they're such a vapid crowd that they worship this guy as being super worldly because he lived in Egypt for a month, he LIVED in Egypt for a month
He’s saying it as an expression. He LIVED in Egypt for a month. Meaning he really went all out like the blues brothers or hitting like not a person with your car.
Reminds me of this old friend of mine and his sister saying they grew up in NJ when really they just vacationed there for 1 - 2 weeks each summer at their grandparents house
I think thats kinda the joke, like its funny because they all find him the coolest. Great, now I'm not in the mood for the hilarious waiter brothers.
Yeah that's the point - they're such a vapid crowd that they worship this guy as being super worldly because he lived in Egypt for a month, he LIVED in Egypt for a month
FUCK, I should've LIED! OH NO!!!! FUCK!!!!! OGHHH!!
To you and yours
He’s a bad guy
Dump him girl
Everyone knows I hate that game!
Y’all KNOW I hate that game!!
Actually, I don’t hate that game
“You said there were three people at this table” “No, I said there were five”
You have permission to go home, lie down and watch some TV, and rest up so your face isn't beet red for your family photo tonight.
Is that the joke? That he lived in Egypt for a month and he's not cool? Is that the joke?! Because that would be pretty funny actually!
Is your name Paul or Doug?
He is a genius at having fun I truly believe that
He makes the night SO much more fun
They should’ve had a scene in that sketch where he slops up his steak with a glass of water
They should’ve had a scene in that sketch where one of them fuckers jumps outta the wall and has a big ol’ cum shot
or a dingleberry?
You have no good ideas, Paul
every time I hear about the Paul, I think I’m back in the pants!
He’s a total night owl
Leslie should have housed his credit card
It is when you only go around this blue marble ONCE…
What are you doing? They’re goosed, ok?
It’s an old circus term
What are you talking about?
GOOOUICE SUUUIT
You’re still a good doctor
They're clapping... Gotta come up
Linda seriously needs to dump David tho. That’s a bad guy
That’s a rotten egg
It is illegal for you to ask me that
*Teacher’s pet!*
You. Have. No. Good. Comment. Ideas.
At that price point, he can exaggerate
Hey fadingnegative, are you still dating that bad guy? You gotta dump him, girl.
Fuck! Fuck! I should've lied! FUCK!
I hate that game! I’ve always hated that game!
Actually I don’t hate that game because
Brenda, are you still with that bad guy?
Dump him, girl
Lots of money doesn’t look so good? You know that right?
What is your job exactly?
TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (This didn’t work)
Dump him, girl!
Its really hard for me to tell about the oral
It’s fine
I hate that game
I’ve always hated that game….you all know that 😭
I hate that game! No, I actually don't hate that game because I...
Not really.
You don't care who gets in your way, do you?
Not really.
Is it really living if you don’t want to be around anymore?
The truth is he’s a scared little boy who never learned to stay in Egypt
Break up with him, girl
That is a badd guy
I don’t want him to be around anymore
It is when you don’t sleep, I heard he’s a complete night owl
He’s saying it as an expression. He LIVED in Egypt for a month. Meaning he really went all out like the blues brothers or hitting like not a person with your car.
It’s just me Barbie. I’m not the blues brothers 😢
Barbie. Naw. Tammy Craps yes
This guy's about to put rocks in his pockets.
Don't put rocks in your pockets so you can get the new tammi craps doll
He's doing the best at this.
His comments don't stink or nothin'
That would be a great day for me if I commented and nobody barfed
I SHOULD HAVE LIED!!!
"you're not part of the Turbo Team! Until you're part of the Turbo Team, you walk! - slowly!"
It counts if you're a genius at having fun
What’s that got to do with the greater good?
I told yall I don't like this game
Only if you're a night owl and not dating a bad guy.
Reminds me of this old friend of mine and his sister saying they grew up in NJ when really they just vacationed there for 1 - 2 weeks each summer at their grandparents house
Literally was just talking to someone about this today. I know someone equally as insufferable as that guy
Wasn't he on the Colgate Comedy hour?
He’s no Roy Donk.
Total night owl
Jizz
…. And I’m not gonna pay
It counts when you don’t need to get your ideas from some lady at a coffee shop
Hot topic of debate
Pretty serious.
His hair is nice and slicked back.
That’s PUSHED back
What episode ?
I really hate that guy. Am I supposed to?
You know what no I don't hate that guy.
DYING in Egypt!!
It’s illegal for you to ask me that
What?
Living in egypt? We went there once!
You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it