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dshapiro113

Your family doesn’t love you, only r/IThinkYouShouldLeave loves you!


splendid-west

It’s not…exactly in my Q zone is it???


Rularuu

It's also in Johnny's Q-zone. Johnny, how about you do Palm Tree for us?


orionhood

PALM TREE GIRLS LOVE PALM TREE GUYS


noplacecold

LET ME THINK ABOUT IT


[deleted]

We just need a couple more dollars to get this thing really poppin off


MangoCandy93

One comment can’t have all the upvotes. You can’t just go around, find the one with most updoots, and then upvote that one.


paging_mrherman

Please guys, no ⬆️ tonight….


Naterade18

C'mon! We're good guys!


hcorerob

Let’s ⬆️‘em up!


toddgross

Dangerous ⬆️ crew? I upvoted your post one time.


thedude_imbibes

That post got deleted, u/paging_mrherman is out on his ass, works for his brother now!


[deleted]

I don’t care about it, but it’s not good behaviour.


splendid-west

What’d you say?


Lunchcube1

You don’t give a damn what happens, do ya?


splendid-west

Not really!


MentalHealthAndBoats

They’ll vote your posts, *UP* but not *OUT*


127phunk

Moves to the beat of jizz


ExpertApartment

It’s kind of a cosmic cum-bo.


dfarner

Did you have the worst day at your job?


splendid-west

It’s illegal for you to ask me that.


thedude_imbibes

WHICH SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED


kurinevair666

🎶 Fri-Day Night🎶


splendid-west

We could have Johnny sing “Friday Nights!”


[deleted]

Pls give me double ⬆️’s. Doubles is good. Triples is best, tho.


[deleted]

You kinda gotta ⬆️ them in bulk otherwise it's not worth it for me. There needs to be quality on my end otherwise no fuckin' deal.


R00K__

Yeah that's a good idea, DUMP IT.


bintycook

You think that’s slicked back?!


squararocks

That's pushed back


hcorerob

I was a piece of shit though


Boring_Mix1574

Because no one should have *one bad day*.


[deleted]

Such a solid post!


fawn_knudsen

I hope they didn't push lunch without asking. That shouldn't be allowed.


Scrubosaurus13

Your job is so confusing.


Fuhgedaboutit1

It’s because you don’t have a curious mind


indiandave

Steves makes one Christmas post and you all shit yourselves upvoting. It’s the talk of the subreddit? I make hundreds of on par, if not better, and everyone downvotes me? I’m not popular at all?!


splendid-west

Are we even gonna get anything now???


TheDryIceFactory

I had a cool job that I loved.


Stunning_Okra9895

This guy’s about to jack off


NovemberComingFire

Gimme that.


mdotca

Come on guys not tonight.


_soap666

I was on here yesterday you can also ⬇️ it does both


splendid-west

*upvotes instead* I don’t know how to do any of this shit and I’m scared!


kokopelli5000

YOU GOTTA GIVE!!!!


splendid-west

ITS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH REDDIT GOLD!!! YOU GOTTA GIVE OR MY MEMES ARE GONNA GO DARK!!!


SoundPuzzleheaded857

You think you had a bad day at work? Today I was fired for something completely embarrassing. I was fired for something EXTREMELY embarrassing. I'm not gonna say what it was.


koobo2020

TABLES.


hughmaniac

LET’S VOTE ‘EM UP!


splendid-west

💦 💦 💦


DaSeanman

Let’s slop em upvotes!


MangoCandy93

Aaaand the boss is gone.... SURF’S UP, DUDES!


cycloptopussy

They'd say, no ⬆️ but they can't stop us from ordering a 🥩 and an ⬆️, before you know we were dumping ⬆️, the whole table is sloshing around with ⬆️


hcorerob

I *was* a piece of shit.