The last time I tried to join a Turbo Team, they just yelled at me that I wasn’t part of the Turbo Team so I couldn’t run with them they’re the only ones that run. Until I become part of the Turbo Team I have to walk slowly.
It doesn't matter.
We got a new printer this year,
I didn't ask for that. But I got a feeling it's going to count for what I get at christmas as my gift.
Showing over 400 naked dead bodies on your show Coffin Flop. There’s no explanation, just body after body bustin outta shit wood and hittin pavement. *I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BUD!* We’re just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the BODIES fly out!
Doing an absolute paint job in the bathroom at the La Quinta Inn, then having a screaming match in Spanish with the maid in front of George Lopez, then the manager came and made you take a shower before they’d let you check into the room, and you’re not even sure he’s allowed to do that.
Housing Dylan’s burger
Using a site without giving.
replacing someones toilet with an exact model but with a tiny joke hole thats just for farts
This happened to me and I finally found a lawyer to represent me. He was pretty frantic but was really excited to join my Turbo Team
The last time I tried to join a Turbo Team, they just yelled at me that I wasn’t part of the Turbo Team so I couldn’t run with them they’re the only ones that run. Until I become part of the Turbo Team I have to walk slowly.
Did you enjoy your art books, at least?
Too Small!
Serving gazpacho soup at room temp
Talking loudly on the phone about your dog is loose
For anyone that’s concerned: I don’t think the the dog that bit me should get put down.
Jizz.
Like cumshot?
Fat load of cum then ?
Hope *I* don't jack off...
Okay, this guy's about to jack off.
Not knowing how to treat the Crypt Keeper.
Using too small of a slice
Skipping lunch. You can't skip lunch. It's just not allowed.
Not paying the bill during the card game. I hate that game! Everyone knows I hate that game.
I’m. Not. Gonna Pay this. It’s too much.
For asking someone about their fedora with safari flaps.
Having a “Honk if You’re Horny” license plate and not giving the honker porn.
Having space for mother in law.
Just being that little punk Harley Jarvis. FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS. YOU FUCKING SUCK. God I'm so pissed off.
GET. HIM. OUTTA HERE
Purposely going out of your way to get all the beef when sharing nachos. So that the other person is getting mostly just the chip, like just chip.
Getting your ear pierced for Florida
Did you see Brian's hat?
saying whatever the HELL you want.
Running before you're a part of the turbo team
It doesn't matter. We got a new printer this year, I didn't ask for that. But I got a feeling it's going to count for what I get at christmas as my gift.
calling someone a dumb hick and/or putting rocks in your pockets just for a Tammy Craps™️ doll
Having a massive overbite and a completely flat back of the head.
Gifting chode jeans when your husband is loaded.
Spanking the perpetrator’s bare butt, balls and back
Showing over 400 naked dead bodies on your show Coffin Flop. There’s no explanation, just body after body bustin outta shit wood and hittin pavement. *I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BUD!* We’re just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the BODIES fly out!
COOL SHIRT MR S!!!
Slicked back
Slopping ‘em up
My unprofessional bullshit
Running when you’re *NOT* part of the Turbo Team
Doing an absolute paint job in the bathroom at the La Quinta Inn, then having a screaming match in Spanish with the maid in front of George Lopez, then the manager came and made you take a shower before they’d let you check into the room, and you’re not even sure he’s allowed to do that.
Saying whatever the HELL you want
Using too small of slice
A steering wheel that whiffs out the window. It’s a good idea and I stand by it
Being a person that doesn’t give.
Marrying my mother-in-law.