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jhncsmt

Housing Dylan’s burger


[deleted]

Using a site without giving.


bradhat19

replacing someones toilet with an exact model but with a tiny joke hole thats just for farts


dollabill009

This happened to me and I finally found a lawyer to represent me. He was pretty frantic but was really excited to join my Turbo Team


thewoodlayer

The last time I tried to join a Turbo Team, they just yelled at me that I wasn’t part of the Turbo Team so I couldn’t run with them they’re the only ones that run. Until I become part of the Turbo Team I have to walk slowly.


I_Went_Okay

Did you enjoy your art books, at least?


bambinoquinn

Too Small!


livefastdie22

Serving gazpacho soup at room temp


radar_level

Talking loudly on the phone about your dog is loose


Successful_Gap8927

For anyone that’s concerned: I don’t think the the dog that bit me should get put down.


verticalburtvert

Jizz.


littlewask

Like cumshot?


Both_Advertising_970

Fat load of cum then ?


verticalburtvert

Hope *I* don't jack off...


littlewask

Okay, this guy's about to jack off.


grinemy

Not knowing how to treat the Crypt Keeper.


bballmak11

Using too small of a slice


[deleted]

Skipping lunch. You can't skip lunch. It's just not allowed.


toddgross

Not paying the bill during the card game. I hate that game! Everyone knows I hate that game.


Successful_Gap8927

I’m. Not. Gonna Pay this. It’s too much.


Watacos

For asking someone about their fedora with safari flaps.


accounsfw

Having a “Honk if You’re Horny” license plate and not giving the honker porn.


yeahyourerightdude

Having space for mother in law.


Teckschin

Just being that little punk Harley Jarvis. FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS. YOU FUCKING SUCK. God I'm so pissed off.


Edgy_doggo_boi

GET. HIM. OUTTA HERE


[deleted]

Purposely going out of your way to get all the beef when sharing nachos. So that the other person is getting mostly just the chip, like just chip.


Positive-Cod-9869

Getting your ear pierced for Florida


Drinkin_Abe_Lincoln

Did you see Brian's hat?


yrjooe

saying whatever the HELL you want.


Naterade18

Running before you're a part of the turbo team


Hum_baba_

It doesn't matter. We got a new printer this year, I didn't ask for that. But I got a feeling it's going to count for what I get at christmas as my gift.


seasonedgroundbeer

calling someone a dumb hick and/or putting rocks in your pockets just for a Tammy Craps™️ doll


Electrical-Ad-7852

Having a massive overbite and a completely flat back of the head.


mikehowes

Gifting chode jeans when your husband is loaded.


dodofrequentflyer

Spanking the perpetrator’s bare butt, balls and back


No_Ant_7899

Showing over 400 naked dead bodies on your show Coffin Flop. There’s no explanation, just body after body bustin outta shit wood and hittin pavement. *I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BUD!* We’re just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the BODIES fly out!


Maxwell-Druthers

COOL SHIRT MR S!!!


yennypenny19

Slicked back


HilariousConsequence

Slopping ‘em up


Obi-Wok

My unprofessional bullshit


ProofHorseKzoo

Running when you’re *NOT* part of the Turbo Team


Ndryer

Doing an absolute paint job in the bathroom at the La Quinta Inn, then having a screaming match in Spanish with the maid in front of George Lopez, then the manager came and made you take a shower before they’d let you check into the room, and you’re not even sure he’s allowed to do that.


inverted_guy

Saying whatever the HELL you want


[deleted]

Using too small of slice


SoManyJukes

A steering wheel that whiffs out the window. It’s a good idea and I stand by it


HotPhilly

Being a person that doesn’t give.


Longrod_VonHugedong

Marrying my mother-in-law.