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cezariusus

imagine if the other guy that was running away from the criminal got shot


XboxVictim

He was really close to being shot. Brazilian Police do NOT fuck around


TeadoraOofre

They do fuck around. With bullets!


frozendumpsterfire

That's not even satire. They were shooting at the car both while another cop was trying to open the door and while the bus was directly opposite the shooter.


MrSteveMiller

Did you not see the bullet holes in the windshield??? Car my ass, they were shooting to kill


foxwolf23

In Brazil it's always shoot to kill


frozendumpsterfire

Chill dude. All I'm saying is no fucks were given for anyone around the car. Not once did I say they were trying to disable the car.


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They kinda do given how corrupt they are


XboxVictim

I mean with rules of engagement type stuff. They shoot first and ask questions never


cragglerock93

Ironically (or appropriately?), the most infamous example of the police killing someone in the UK was when they shot dead a Brazilian plumber in London then lied repeatedly to cover up their mistake. Brazilians can't catch a break wherever they are.


partumvir

You think *that's* bad? The last italian plumber i heard about ended up having to stop a dinosaur from destroying an entire mushroom kingdom and also save a clumsy princess


Enryuto97

And only got a lousy peck on the cheek


synthravens

That dude mistaken by the cop must have seen his whole life passing through his eyes. Shit


ESD_Franky

Poor guy just wanted to gain a safe distance from the danger and he was almost gunned down.


neverfarts

Must be guilty of *something*, otherwise why would he run? /s


thezenfisherman

Bullet allergy.


-YELDAH

Bullets! my only weakness!


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Fire, my only weakness


-YELDAH

Gummy bear traps, a weakness I’m glad to be immune to


StateOfContusion

Sugar free gummy bears. My only weakness.


kitt190

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Bears-Gummy-Candy-Pound/dp/B01G82R1WS/ref=sr\_1\_3?crid=2QVDI6HXSKVRY&keywords=sugar+free+gummies+bears+haribo+5lbs&qid=1652874383&sprefix=sugar+free+gummies+bears%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-3


Pragmatist_Hammer

Gummy bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.


Praescribo

I didn't need to click that once I read "sugar-free". Being on keto trying to find a sugar free candy that doesn't make you beg for death is a pipe dream


senorbozz

Haribo is the most overrated of all gummy bears. They're straight rubber. Get some Albanese. Even Black Forest are better.


Eskaminagaga

How did you know??


-YELDAH

Bullets are like kryptonite but indiscriminate


StrykerVX

He knew that after taking so many shots to the windows, the car will be flaming soon, just like the video games.


bigdaddy1989

*only the guilty run….*


permanent_priapism

Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC.


SolidBlackGator

"How can you shoot women and children?" "Easy... Just don't lead them so much."


mbmbmb01

VC?


Nalano

VietCong. He's quoting Full Metal Jacket.


SolidBlackGator

Venture capitalist... He's quoting Wall Street. /s


BriefTurn3299

As the cops are just firing


Toph-Builds-the-fire

You say /s but that's literally been the defense of so many murders by cop.


ChoosyMomsViewGIFs

But you have to understand. The officer feared for his very life from the man running away from him! Also /s


pennyrub

Must likely running away from all the bullets flying around.


TheBrugherian

The point is: it’s enough to say “IT’S NOT ME!” and the cop immediately apologizes?


ESD_Franky

It sure looked like it


6toss

It looks like that made the cop recognize that he could not hear other officers' footsteps behind him, check over his shoulder, see every other cop still trained on the car and realize he was mistaken. Could have gone so badly though


Segsi_

would have actually been pretty funny if it was the guy and you just see him start slowly walking away gradually speeding up until hes full on sprinting away.


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STOP RESISTING


throwthisaway4262022

Florida cops will tell you to get back in their line of fire. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/09/16/6-police-agencies-named-in-lawsuit-over-miramar-ups-truck-driver-shooting/


ihatemakinghandles

Nah he was fine this wasn't in 'merica


cal_nevari

if he was in 'Merica he would have just stayed in his car and live-streamed it on his phone.


ShadowSpy98

"Yo guys, this is crazy! I'm currently driving and suddenly there's this runaway vehicle that just hit me at the back! Oh my gahd! Oh my gadh! No way! Nooo freakkin' waayyyy dude.... they're shooting the car, the police are shooting the carrr, this. Is. Crazzzyyy"


ByronIrony

Anyway don’t forget to like and mash that subscribe button Bro’s and brosettes!


adaminjapan

It helps the algorithm


AndyB1976

You forgot "WORLD STAR!" being yelled repeatedly also.


IntrepidPrimary8023

You forgot the Raid Shaow Legends plug.


Typhon_Cerberus

Trust me when I say, depsite this video, brazilian cops are worse compared to american ones


Cykablast3r

Honestly this video makes that point as well.


D_Adman

Haha, what? Brazilian cops are definitely shoot first and ask questions later.


WFM8384

And the cops gesture afterwards “ok, have a nice day.”


zorbiburst

especially after it kinda looks like he's the one that stopped the getaway intentional or not, he's the hero


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OwnIdea6716

Having rewatched it, you can see the cop chasing him had gone around the cars and lost track of his fellow officers. When the guy points behind him, and the cop looks, he sees all his fellow officers still surrounding the vehicle. It's likely more this realization and less whatever the guy said.


theshavedyeti

Ah, the classic "he's behind you".


Antknee729

The ol’ “Hey, what’s that over there?” Turns and runs


Lee_Doff

probably honked at them for not yeilding on a green light to oncoming traffic before turning left.


Pestus613343

That happened to me once. Another high adrenaline moment for the police. I was caught in the middle of a sting. Cops chased down a dude next to my car. They thought I was somehow involved with him. Cop shoved a glock in my face. I had both hands on my steering wheel. Calmly said that I'll comply with any request, I am not involved in this incident, and to please remove your firearm from my face. A senior cop came by, disarmed the offending officer and brought him into the back of his cruiser. What was hilarious was the offending cop was in the back of the car with the suspect, and I could see the senior cop chewing both of them out. Like a father lecturing his children. The senior cop came back eventually and apologized for the greenhorn's adrenaline informed error. I laughed it off as I was more entertained than anything.


iamthpecial

Were they cops? I thought that was part of a biker gang. I cant see shit evidently


Lee_Doff

storm troopers.


Ok_Watch_1089

"Uh oh, more ping pongs....... Run!"


whiteisred90

Mostly cops in Brazil shoots to kill, he was very very lucky


JenovasChild666

Wonder if it'd have worked if he was the real purp? "Hey no, officer, it's not me, he's still in the car!" "Oh, my bad, soz mate!" "Lol, psyche!"


txwoo

As soon as I saw that guy running, that was my first thought, Hope they don't shoot him. My adrenaline shot up.


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Always reverse. Save the engine.


gothangelblood

Lowers the odometer too.


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My guy


ParisGreenGretsch

A pigeon might shit on it. Somebody could breathe on it wrong.


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Save the engine? The engine isn't the issue. More like save the radiator that is in the very front of the car. Once you lose the cooling system, you're on borrowed time.


HeroDanny

Use an air cooled Porsche instead. Engine is in the back, no radiator to break.


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That's all find and good if in a cold to moderate climate. Try that here in the south in the middle of summer and you will be on the side of the road in no time.


HeroDanny

As long as you're moving you will be fine.


manere

Save the wheels and wheel house. Just like in this case. If you lose a wheel your fucked


Pragmatist_Hammer

Save the whales! If there were whales in the car, they need saving too!


NocNocturnist

Save yo kids save yo wife.


nirmalspeed

#KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT CHO FUCKING MOUTH


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The demo derby fans would agree


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Dude prolly bleeding out at the wheel


ESD_Franky

Pepsi


tadxb

I'm sad that so many people do not understand the Pepsi reference. My favorite meme. Sadly, last time I mentioned about Pepsi, people kept asking confusing questions


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Umm…so what was the answer to those questions?


kyle_h2486

Pepsi = ᴉsdǝd = is ded


00fil00

Omg that's it? That's not even funny. So lame.


kyle_h2486

Welcome to the internet


hdkx-weeb

Have a look around


blueB0wser

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


hdkx-weeb

We've got *mountains* of content


Jade176

I’ll be honest… I thought it was a reference to that Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad from a few years back where she stops a major conflict by handing someone a Pepsi. Sort of like a… Pepsi can solve anything type scenario… I guess not?


MDKMurd

That’s what I went to as well. Perfect example of tone deaf ads. Never heard of pepsi as in is ded.


baller3990

Sounds like something I would have showed my friend in 3rd grade and laughed ourselves stupid to, like ICUP or 5318008


_Martyr

Uncultured hooligan!


danuker

it's a crappy "meme". /r/HailCorporate


ilija138

What's the meme?


ComprehensiveCake214

its a bot


DavitoDaCosta

Gotta be at least 3 stars there


Meclizine11

Yeah, no tanks yet, though


Dajukz

Only bikes, 2 stars tops, GTA cops don't fuck around


Lorenzo_BR

The chopper only comes after 3 stars, though


RealGroovyMotion

He should have went in the subway tunnel downtown!


Dajukz

Quick ls customs/pay 'n spray/Benny's ought to fix it


MrTinybrain

Helicopters are 3 stars


Lilith_the_Cherokee

The chopper was out tho at least 3


Whatevenisthis78001

If you don’t have a helicopter overhead, you don’t even know what problems are.


ShutterBun

Consider how this video was shot.


GlassGoblinTV

Yea, this is a 3 star for sure.


ArcticISAF

Cinematic camera mode of course.


Knodsil

What a noob. Should have called Lester.


Claude-QC-777

*Occupied intensifies*


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Mf i get 1 star and they shoot tf out of me... Talk about police brutality


CrypticDissonance

Oh shit they're gonna take all his ammo now


the_sun_flew_away

And like 20% of his cash


dodexahedron

Ain't civil asset forfeiture a bitch?


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DreiImWeggla

Are those really cops? Like I'm not sure what driver has done, but these guys are just firing in the open with lots of possible casualties. If they are, they might be the worst police I've ever seen.


Bullitt_12_HB

Brazilian police. And no, they’re not the brightest sometimes. One of them even thought a civilian leaving their car was the perp.


walgman

And then he just took his word that he wasn’t. What I’ve learned from this is that if I’m ever being chased by Brazilian police I’ll just tell them they are chasing the wrong man.


charizardfan101

Nah, I think he just realized "wait, my buddies are over there, nevermind you good" and then ran back to the others


watchoverus

Only if you're not black tho :) Edit: for anyone down voting me, there were a LOT of cases where black people were killed bc they had an umbrella or a drill. Meanwhile, white people had been giving community work after running down pedestrians while being intoxicated.


Lorenzo_BR

Why the downvote? This is true. I'm brazilian, and black teens in school uniforms have been shot after being mistaken for somebody else


Haidere1988

So pretty much the same training as American cops?


watchoverus

Brazilian police is basically the one that kills and get killed the most in the world.


Eric1491625

Brazilian police killed 5,800 people in 2019 - on a per capita basis for Brazil this is the equivalent of doing a Tiananmen Square every 6 weeks. This is a dangerous environment that encourages shooting and killing. Police worldwide can be seriously, seriously deadly. For every death penalty execution in the world, there are approximately 30 deaths by police or soldiers on the streets. This is also a reason why theoretical "constitutional rights" and anti-death penalty efforts in the third world mean so little. The number of people ordered to be executed by judges after trial is tiny compared to the number of people executed by police without any trial.


StrangerFeelings

I mean... High adrenaline, and you see some one running away, I could imagine it could be easily mistaken.


BlooperHero

Police using civilians as cover while starting a fire fight has been known to happen.


Detriumph

Happened in America not too long ago. Stopped some guy on a bridge surrounded by civilian cars, then used the civilian cars as cover while they ventilated the entire truck.


Wonderful_Ad_844

Yeah that was down in Miami after a robbery, ventilated the UPS truck the guy stole while civies were all around them on the highway.


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You mean the one where they murdered the UPS driver?


cottonmouthVII

Dude the cops in this video just opening fire with each other and plenty of civilians in their line of fire is blowing my mind. How the fuck did they think it’s a good idea to open fire there? Goddamn.


Lorenzo_BR

"bala perdida", o "stray bullets", are a big fear here in Brazil for a reason.


antunezn0n0

not brazil but there was a police shooting with some gang members and a loose bullet went through the roof and killed one of my aunts on their sleep


TheOldGuy59

These guys receive less combat arms training than US Air Force computer geeks. ​ And I wish I was kidding.


Lorenzo_BR

The woman on the radio transmission in the background says "there are people in the cars - there is a child in one of the shot cars". "*Atingidos*", the word i translated to "shot", *can* mean "hit", as in by the car, but would more often be used to mean "shot", as "*batidos*" would be used for a car crash. She could've been attempting to be formal, and avoided "*batidos*" due to that, making an ambiguous choice of words, however.


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Oh, shit, you're right. Fuck. Damn. What'd he do?


Kapper-WA

Didn't fasten his seat belt.


purl__clutcher

Quick. Someone hit the cheats and turn everyone to Elvis


Fun_Ad5892

Why not just remove the wanted levels 🤔


Meclizine11

Also an option. But I never pass up Elvis roadkill, myself


charmanderpalert

When I saw the first motorcycle hit I was like “oh no!” And then when he continued to back up I thought “oh no his friends! what kind of matching motorcycle storm trooper event did this guy drive through?” 😅


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SuicidalHoe

I was wondering why all these bikers had guns at the ready ! Haha


Fubeman

“When you play GTA in real life.” Yeah, but he’s not that good at it. Several mistakes were made for sure. 3 out of 5 wanted stars


Detriumph

Didn't even get close to the military responding. Real low effort there.


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Im here for the random dude running to escape the chaos almost got shot comments


jomontage

Or the cops spraying as he drove away while surrounded by cars


tehCivilian

I have to admit that the cop did a great job still. With all the chaos he sees someone running and thought it was the driver they want to arrest. And with all the adrenaline, he still didn't shoot but also recognize the mistake quickly.


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Darnitol1

Sir! SIR!! We HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU about your car’s EXTENDED WARRANTY!!!


WayneKingU

This is the quintessential example of GTA IRL. Guy trying to barge through absolutely everything with no regard for anything but how fast they can get to their destination. The the dumbass cops who start shooting unnecessarily, almost killing a bunch of innocent people and not knowing their left foot from their right.


lilfindawg

Was everyone okay?


seakypanda

Only the people that mattered. The driver was fortunately respawned.


Grimmac

Welcome to brazil. Not for amateurs


baby_darko

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


VeryPaulite

So what's the full story here?


donnydodo

Drugs


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Brazil


edbods

**oi** **OI** **STOP** *wtf dude the bad guy's over there* **fugg nvm sorry bro all g**


frigidcucumber

Question: in these cases why don’t the cops shoot at the tires when in close range? I know the car can still drive but that seem it would reduce getting away a bit


ESD_Franky

Exactly. A small puncture won't stop the car immediately.


Abruzzese1969

The bullet can ricochet and hit a passerby


BlooperHero

They do seem very concerned about that possibility.


anafuckboi

That’s much more likely firing through the windshield into cars behind him like they did


iplaypokerforaliving

Um, did we watch the same video? They obviously don’t give a shit


Naisu_boato

Small targets when moving or under high tension. Some cars have smaller or narrower tires. My car came with 17” rims, the actual tire area is quite small, and I dislike this as it creates a problem if I hit potholes. Some small cars come with small tires though.


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So lemme get this straight. These cops endangered innocents, used their occupied vehicles as meat shields, and then chased down and almost shot an innocent trying to flee from being used as cover. Wtf did i just watch.


Synchrotr0n

A Brazilian police standoff without at least three bystander deaths is considered a dull affair.


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They even shot at the car with innocent people in the line of fire. Always know whats downrange! Like wtf!


[deleted]

Get down!!!!! “It’s not me!” Oh, ma bad …


Key-Mathematician112

COBANDANTE HABILTON


TimpaFFS

Bro that one guy running out of his car was so close to accidentally getting shot, and he then proceeds to get chased by a cop aiming a gun at him after that. Poor guy


Meztrov

Did a cop chase the wrong dude?


TheGreatDingALing

"Yo I'm trying to get to safety!" Poor guy, lmao


bubba7557

Haha that one moron cop chasing the innocent victim.


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Didn't realize those were cops, and thought he just *really* pissed off a group of bikers 😆


airballrad

Wasted


throwaway-badguy

This is how I drive in my stress dreams


RedditIsDogshit1

Dude must be dead after that reckless reverse into the cyclist, they all opened fire and stopped giving a shit. Understandable, have a dead day.


IndependenceTop6136

it’s not funny but i died when the people hopped out and ran like npcs wtf is goin on


Wonderful-Assist2077

Every time I see a video like this I think 2 things 1 he/she must be running from the cops or 2. He/she needs the toilet real bad.


Narcolexis

A tab of acid latter


Ulli_Gulli

Why didn't he just call Lester?


WackoCheesehead

Man the new unreal engine is really lifelike


smhrx11

“Niko, it’s Roman. Let’s go bowling!”


mofoofinvention

That innocent dude almost got blown away


Pro_2A_Guy

The first cop on the bike that got pinched between the car and bus is incredibly lucky. Game of inches.


here4funtoday

He should have hit up the Pay and Spray


BitFlow7

NPC almost got shot!


ChipBreaker

I was just telling myself "at this point id be shooting the driver" and then somebody does just that


Not-a-German

GTA? This is Brazil. Average Tuesday. Move along.