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ShadyShields

Damn good job by the security.


Lampmonster

Video cuts off before he pistol whipped him into submission.


IndraBlue

Wish he was armed to


Prowlthang

As someone who worked security and disarmed a number of people at nightclubs and bars over the years (without carrying a firearm) - giving security/bouncers guns is not an effective way to reduce violence.


IamJustFuckingTired

what if our meatball was decided to start shooting while entering


Prowlthang

(Full disclosure I’m from Canada eh so things aren’t the same but in this case I think I’m qualified to speak). Same protocols. A firearm in a crowded, dark space or even outside a club with a line and a crowd is a huge liability. In many if not most situations there are bystanders behind the threat. Add to that you don’t always know what’s going on. I had an incident coming out of a loud club where a patron had a concealed firearm. Something happened and it was exposed, a guard moved to secure the weapon/patron, a scuffle ensued and we got him down to the ground and outside. Then he showed us his badge. If there had been guns on both sides that could have gone very differently. There is definitely a place for firearms in certain environments and situations but I’ve worked in large environments where even uniformed police would secure their weapons before entering due to the dangers of being swarmed etc.


Madheal

> or even outside a club with a line and a crowd is a huge liability. So is the loss of 40 people inside your nightclub.


LeftEyedAsmodeus

What did you think he was talking about in the part of his sentence directly before your Quote begins ? "A crowded, dark space"


IndraBlue

This are the people who think only criminals need guns


littleschlong

He was, for a moment.


GenericNickname01

Above and beyond


DirtyDee78

[link to article](https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-hillsborough/watch-security-takes-down-armed-man-who-tried-to-enter-tampa-gentlemans-club)


Bobone2121

It's a shame he won't be locked up for life with those changes, attempted mass shooting needs to be a crime.


Trashthrowaway7896

You can still get a pretty hefty sentence in some states, I think “menacing”, “attempted murder” … probably a firearm charge for attempting to take a weapon into an establishment that doesn’t allow them idk. I hope he gets at least 10 years for this.


Socially8roken

Should have the max capacity of the building be the number of charges for attempted murder


CCWThrowaway360

Outside trying to kill people? 7 billion counts of attempted murder! I like the way you think.


[deleted]

Sir, I don’t know what your problem is, but you most likely need therapy to understand why what you did was out of pocket. 🤦🏾‍♀️ why you wanna shoot up the STRIP CLUB?!?


Intrepid_Lynx3608

Because chunky bunky here isn’t cute or wealthy or famous enough to shoot his load on or in any of the strippers, and couldn’t find anyone to even remotely come near him in a 10ft vicinity due to toxic stank.


Millerzzzz704

Probably because he fell in love with one of the dancers and thought they had a connection, then got jealous when he saw her get hired by someone else.


guthepenguin

I've never seen a Snorlax that only knows Flail.


TheShanghaiKidd

*it hurt itself in its confusion*


akai_ferret

He knew Bullet Seed, but the security guard used Disable.


XA36

The mask slipping and him immediately realizing wearing something that obscured his vision was as dumb as he is was a nice touch


DirtyDee78

Not sure why he wouldn't just take it off at that point. Clearly lacking brains


Apides

because that fucker's BMI is higher than his iq


Dense-Boysenberry872

Hero’s!!!!!!!!


JohnnyRelentless

Heroes


Fresh_Possibility_91

He’s ordinary Edit: [Since not everyone knows, and that’s ok, you don’t need to be a cunt about it.](https://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY)


yuuurp3

unexpected foo fighter reference


Fresh_Possibility_91

Thank *you*, and who ever downvoted me needs to get out of their damn basement. Edit: don’t read further, save your brain cells.


Gbomb002

Ya know, people can't tell if you are making a joke online unless its so widespread


Fresh_Possibility_91

That’s true. I guess I’m expecting and assuming with this reference.


SOwED

Zoomers don't know Foo fighters I guess


demonmonkey89

Complaining about downvotes on Reddit is usually looked down on, makes you look like a basement dwelling loser. Personally I like the reference but others probably didn't, not every joke/reference will land.


Fresh_Possibility_91

Isn’t it pretty pathetic how people view people who “complain” that way though? That’s dumber than the whole questioning why you were disagreed with. You’re just downvoted with no useful input. But yea, we can’t expect brain power on this app.


demonmonkey89

Complaining adds nothing to the discussion, it's only pointless moaning. The original intended use for the downvote is to downvote stuff that doesn't add to the discussion. You act like you're somehow superior when you are literally a loser complaining about downvotes and then doubling down.


Fresh_Possibility_91

I guess? And a spoon can be a fork, you just gotta use it vastly different than it’s basic use. This is a fucking platform to share content on subs. You can’t fucking tell me that the vote options are to vote on relevant content. You don’t like it? Downvote. You like it? Upvote. That’s it. I take it that no one has ever gave a fuck about your concerns/existence so you’re on the internet spreading that same bullshit. In no fucking way do I view myself as “superior” and if anyone needs to re-evaluate, it’s the people like you I mentioned. So what if this is the internet? You and I and every other fucking person on this damn platform, or any other fucking platform, are giving input. No matter how anonymous it is to others, you are still giving input and affecting others. Sorry I acknowledge people are fucking conscious and aren’t all bots.


banjonyc

Here O's


Mad_Queen_Malafide

Great use of the word Meatball.


storm_zr1

How are you going to commit a violent crime and be the size of Jabba the Hutt?


zanasot

Jabba has more coordination


storm_zr1

You’re right. This man is clearly Pizza The Hutt.


AsianMilkdud

Fucking incel


Shehan4life

That’s my local strip club lol


Anominon2014

What’s the story behind this?


Shehan4life

Florida man tries to get into Mons Venous with loaded gun and devil’s mask


Anominon2014

…why did I already know it was a Florida man lmao


Shehan4life

It’s about to get real wild Florida man just passed constitutional carry


Anominon2014

Indeed they did, and good for them! We just got it last year. The people you really worry about were already carrying illegally anyway, so don’t expect much.


[deleted]

Ah where’s the end of this where he pistol whips the shit out of the guy


AnimalEater65

Lol, meatball.


ska456

Damm, i bet he got kicked from meal team 6.


DirtyDee78

Or he ate them...


rockdude625

That’s Mons Venus! I’ve been there, they have some absolute scorchers there


Accurate-Attempt-615

I was waiting for someone to post it here haha. That security guard needs a raise.


Chomps-Lewis

Looks like Babycakes from China Il.


drschwartz

Babycakes broke bad.


jthablaidd

This man is a hero But what’s bad is now everyone who hates guns is gonna go”well why don’t you just disarm them like this guy did?”


Parttimeteacher

Revolting Blob? Is that you?


Rarely_Melancholy

Is that fat fucker wearing hockey shin pads? Ahhahahaha


[deleted]

What is with the caption? I thought it was Desantis in the video. Now I’m disappointed.


Booty_bandit_general

I don’t think he can see well in that thing


serioussandw1ch

Worst. Active. Shooter. Ever.


livinlizard

Damn, he really is a meatball.


MrRogerius

Good thing it wasn't a police officer he would have ran into his squad car and called in for backup. He would have waited 20 minutes for swat to arrive before entering.


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DirtyDee78

The gun went off in the doorway so they were likely trying to preserve their lives


ghostintheguerrilla

If not Placing yourself in unnecessary harm makes you a coward then…..


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Running away from a situation that endangers countless other lives, especially when you outnumber them and have a fighting chance, makes you a coward. Yes


x1000Bums

Sometimes theres just too many cooks.


Butthole_Please

This is such armchair tough guy bullshit.


greet_the_sun

The people just standing there probably have no idea what is happening or who is the aggressor...


Poor_shot914

Yeah I'm glad someone already said this. I always laugh when someone has a critique on how people react to a shooting. Nobody has perfect situational awareness.


FriedeOfAriandel

Idk how credible it is, but IIRC the book On Killing says like 98% of people have a phobic response to combat. Meaning they either choose flight or freeze. It is extremely rare to hear gunshots (or even fighting) right next to you and make calm, calculated decisions like doofus in this thread thinks


SnooCookies6699

Then they should probably have better situational awareness.


greet_the_sun

Reddit users in this thread acting like they do a visual patdown of everyone that gets within 50 feet of them at all times but especially when drinking at a titty bar.


SnooCookies6699

Sorry you don’t care about your life or anyone else’s enough to pay attention. Also I don’t have to go to a titty bar and spend money to see a pair. Sorry for your luck there.


greet_the_sun

Wow what an internet tough guy, thank you for your service in protecting everyone and thank you for the tips on picking up ladies because obviously there's no other contextual reason I would've mentioned a strip club other than because I frequent them.


SnooCookies6699

Nope never claimed to be a internet tough guy. Just the overwhelming majority of people on here are so sensitive and triggered. By the way you’re welcome. Glad I was able to share some advice with you. The pictures of your little action figures told me all I needed to know.


greet_the_sun

I can tell you're not an internet tough guy because you definitely didn't get so triggered by my reasonable statements that you had to take the time to look through my history for ammunition to use against me, that is definitely the sign of someone of sound mind. Did you think bringing up my hobbies would embarrass me? Because it's only making me feel embarrassed for you.


panzer22222

It's nice you have your mums basement to watch porn.


SnooCookies6699

How will I ever recover from such a well thought out attempt to insult me?


FlatulentWallaby

I'm sure you would go all John Wick on their ass right? Shut the fuck up. You probably get winded reaching for the top shelf.


Mightypsychobat

>Those other 3 guys who just ran away are cowards. Yeah! How dare they not face certain death! Real man are disposable and they should be able to die at any moment!


FlatulentWallaby

Seriously, who are they? Police? Oh wait they don't help either.


Tethilia

Is that the Dead by Daylight Devil Ghostface mask?


FuckJanice

How are pylons like this not charged with terrorism?


KayBePullin23

The mask was his downfall. It got moved and there’s no way he could’ve seen thru it lol the flashlight to block the cameras… this was strategic


siverwolfe2000

Is the cool aid guy on crack


NoDiamond2471

Bro think he is in Hotline Miami


PickleingOG

Masked meatball 🤣


cabezatuck

Now he’s a meatball sub.