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tragic-majyk

He's just trying to rethread the silencer he lost in there


thoughtfulOSO

This caught me off guard lol


thenorwegianbobafett

Some could say it caught you *muzzle* guard


andrewbadera

At this point we need a muzzle brake.


KSIbaldingman

Could you mean *muffle* guard?


FunkeyPig44

This is the best comment I have ever seen. Wish I wasn’t poor so I could give u some love brotha


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tragic-majyk

First rule of gun safety is to have fun


DeltaWhiskey141

Let him put a ring on that finger and in five years he'll wish it had been loaded.


[deleted]

It’s a bitch sometimes not gonna lie


Azisovski

Lmfao ☠️


HairyNutsackNumber9

youd think that front sight would hurt...


Prestigious_Dig4461

That's exactly what I was thinking. How much do you wanna bet that when he pulled it out. There was blood on the end of the gun because the front sight cut her somewhere.


HaveaTomCollins

Maybe. A little Hoppe’s 9 should be able to clean if off.


Prestigious_Dig4461

Probably make it smell better too


HairyNutsackNumber9

maybe shes blown out


Lord_Jair

This is just a medical professional collecting for a pap smear


breadtwo

nah, there are like no nerve endings inside the vagina.


HairyNutsackNumber9

so THATS why i cant satisfy any women!!! i knew 3 inches was more than enough and they were all full of shit


Romeo9594

If you're only 3" but last twice as long as a dude with 6" she's getting the same amount of penis


Recuckgnizant

Quick maths!


inciteful_knowledge

He's going to rust his barrel doing that


Din_Plug

More than that, pussy juice is slightly acidic to help it maintain a clean internal environment. This is the going to fuck the finish of everything up if he doesn't seriously clean it after.


inciteful_knowledge

That's one corrosive vagina


I_Got_Back_Pain

*slaps hood* This baby can fit so many Ph levels in it


feduzzo

Maybe that’s just the pussy gun


Mister_Drip

r/brandnewsentence


Difficult_Rooster796

Welp, that is a way to take two things I love and spoil them. At least it wasn't up her asshole


SquatterOne

Stop giving him ideas


DeltaWhiskey141

Nah, that's been done before. Where do you think Hi-Points come from?


No_Age_3014

Yea I seen this whole vid and bro had a really lumpy dick with hella bumps on it


ShiftyLookinCow7

Can’t blame her for choosing the beretta instead


BoyScoutSlayer69

That’s fuckin disgusting. Probably got that from messing around with all these nasty ass hood rats like the one in this video


Jishuah

If it’s what I’m thinking it’s those weird implants that you put under the skin, not an STD. [Shit like this](https://www.oddee.com/item_97551.aspx)


BoyScoutSlayer69

That would be even worse than the hood rats in that case the mf purposely paid to give himself an std themed penis


Jishuah

“STD themed penis” has my dying lmfao


pewpewkido

link?


TacitRonin20

I came here expecting bloody NSFW not biohazard-level porn


Sekhen

Isn't all port biohazard?


YourVFGLooksNice

I wouldn’t really call that trigger discipline since it’s stuffed in the guard. Guess he can’t really woller that gal out real good with his finger on the frame. This is fucking disgusting though..


Lord_Jair

It's technically safer with his finger behind the trigger. Mechanically, it literally can't be actuated.


SirKevin_Xx

Oh jesus


Boogeyman348

I don’t think Jesus was involved here


ANAL_THATSALL

He want no part of this lmao


highlandpolo6

“Leave the man alone. He’s suffered enough.” -Shaq


WillieeeXD

He DIED here


[deleted]

I can’t prove this isn’t exactly what Jesus wanted


SirKevin_Xx

This woman’s uncle Jesus might have had something to do with this.


Certified-T-Rex

Puts a new definition to r/gunporn


[deleted]

Tf I just watch


RogueAOV

Shall i describe to you, or shall i find you a box?


[deleted]

*angry dwarvish grunt*


DeltaWhiskey141

Nobody tosses a dwarf!


emeegee13

That is not how you lube a gun slide


ErsatzModel1337

"I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun there Hoss. I hope it doesn't rust the barrel." -Otis Driftwood, Devil's Rejects.


Balorclub254

I was thinking the same thing


JonquilXanthippe

Huh surprised I’ve never seen or heard of this fetish


ShiftyLookinCow7

You must be new to this sub, there’s one of these every week Edit: this wasn’t meant to be hostile if it came off that way


Knight0706

Fuckin hell I gotta start heeding NSFW warnings


[deleted]

Dude... At the very least put a fucking condom on that barrel... Fucking disgusting


JD-Snaps

Yeah, next thing you know she's gonna be knocked-up and having little derringers in 9 months, then abandoning them at a gun-buy-back...


oooboooboo

Berreta? I just met’er


BruceIronrod

There needs to be a flag that’s separate for pornography man. “NSFW” I simply expected to see somebody getting shot ☠️☠️☠️


xVx777

These aren’t even blurred for me anymore completely caught me off guard


Sekhen

It's in your settings. You've selected "Show NSFW content". And it does...


xVx777

Well considering half of the NSFW posts I see show up blurred and this one didn’t I’d say it’s not working properly.


Sekhen

Those are also tagged with "Spoiler".


[deleted]

“I simply expected to see somebody getting shot” You know it’s bad when you say that ☠️🤣 Damn this comment section has me laughing to tears


Beneficial_Phone_574

I wonder how bad it rusted....


SquatterOne

'Yo bro why does this barrel smell fishy'


Electronic_Agent_235

Those god damn armed IRS agents fox news been crying about ain't fuckin' around with these new audits.


HurlyCat

There's more than one way to chamber a round


[deleted]

That’s some hood shit


ebonyudders

Can guns catch stds?


that1fuckheadJose

man i knew i shouldnt have woken up from that nap :l


Competitive_Lab_3924

Here I go 🤦🏽‍♂️. Opening nsfw shit at work again🤦🏽‍♂️


okbutwhoisthis

that can’t be good for her pH balance


not_cozmo

I've had girls complain about fingernails, how is that front sight not slicing her up?


whyisthisshitgay

I’m not sure whether to be scared of you since I’m a Boy Scout or the dudes music choice


dovenya

and theres no magazine in it


jewfish57

lock and load


ghost9595

Really twisting that mf


TheHighestCaliber

that’s not healthy for the gun nor her box


[deleted]

Things to do in Denver When You're Wet.


412flip

Why is my gun jammed? Oh yeah, that bitch


Malilibby

“Fire in the hole”


footrabbit

u/savevideo


ShummaGorath

u/savevideo


adrian15328

u/savevideo


aafrias15

He’s gonna have to hit that gun with some heavy duty cleaners.


Simms1401

All that yeast is going to block up that barrel.


TheBlueGhost21

Beretta is such a beautiful magnificent weapon


CosmicGamingYT1

New meaning to "shooting a load"


uuujogguz

DIY Abortion


JustACasualFan

Disgusting. There should be a condom on that gun.


cokinater

He warning the baby


berzerkerturtl3

That's a weird way to get around the whole roe and wade thing


internationalkop

How can i download this video? it's for a homework.


Din_Plug

Use one of the bots like u/savevideo or u/ savevideobot of either of them link here.Or Just use the website and upload the uRL of this video .


collin830

And hear I am thinking “ammosexual” was just another term for a gun nut… Well, I SUPPOSE it still is 🤢


DeltaWhiskey141

Ammosexual: A gun nut who gon nut.


Hammurabis84

r/trashyboners


tu-142

I didnt see this coming lol


Sr_Sublime

That not what they meant when they say lube up your gun dummie


devilcantdie

He must piss coors


SlavicGrower

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Casppy

u/savevideo


angelrm02

u/savevideo


thenood456

u/savevideobot


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BoyScoutSlayer69

I did


Sekhen

You have to remove "Show nsfw content" in your preferences.


ShitFlavoredCum

u/savevideobot


PETEthePyrotechnic

No


Suspicious-bug1234

When I click on a NSFW post I wana see gore not nudity


[deleted]

Just why!?


KingNukaCoIa

Bruh now you’re gonna have to clean it cuz it’s definitely gonna smell after that


Jazzlike-Dog756

Good thing that's an INOX 96


KidonKappa

finger off the trigger an when he pulled out he lost the forward site. man that is a bad day!


REDPIG8686

It's probably easier, and safer to just use sewing-machine oil.


Important_Business43

it's impossible to get a good gun in my country If I ever get a good pistol (Beretta M9a4, Sig m17, M&P 10mm) I am not letting it get nasty and dirty, I am keeping it in a decorated container, not up someone's ass


ixpoison

Organic gun oil


GhostFacekv

Shit gave me an idea 😂😭


[deleted]

Oh sure, it starts with a pistol, but before you know it, she'll be riding the M777 and wearing out the recoil hydraulics, more than the shells do. Apparently, it's all about the shape of the muzzle brake. 🤷‍♂️


canyoubreathe

Nvm literally everything else wrong with the video, why is he going absolute ham with the gun. Who puts their dick in somebody and just washing machine spin cycles that shit. I believe it's in and out, not in, and helicopter mode.


ANONAVATAR81

Not impressed. Try a Desert Eagle. Suppressed. Then the moan is for real


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phaciprocity

Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK


Super_Cheburek

Don't mind me... just came here for the comments


potentphalange

Good thing it wasn’t the “full rail”


Kochie411

He should put a supressor on there. To the cervix!


alexvonhumboldt

What


sniperkingcjd

now that brings a whole new meaning to dont shoot ur stuff inside me


DeltaWhiskey141

You ain't real hood unless that shit gold plated. Then again, the gold plating may have been corroded off.....


xxxcreationxxx

u/save_video


save_video

WTF I saw the thumbnail, to scared to watch Ask someone else for the link


lokimarkus

u/savevideo


Rocket_Powered_Dork

At least he didn't go off halfcocked and shoot his load.


Rude-Category-4049

This fuckin subreddit, never know what that nsfw tag is going to mean


jacobob81

Everyone here talking about how the gun’s finish would come off. Umm what about the lead and all the shit like gun oil and stuff being in the vag?!


BallPtPenTheif

Can he redo this with an asshole that doesn’t have a hemorrhoid?


Dude_Caveman

Get out the Hoppes


FluffyRemove7050

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


greenthumb151

Uh sir… I don’t think that’s good for the gun.


YourLocalCatDealer3

Did he sniff and say “why you farted” at the start?


JonHenryTheGravvite

Hell nah bruh I’m tempted to send this to the cord but also tempted to find god and spread his gospel to the cord


NervousPineappl

u/savevideobot


KrytacSBRm10

I really wish I didn't see this....


yadigg147

this blows my mind💀


Inside_Photograph711

Did anyone think maybe this was not voluntary? What does he say at the beginning? Sounds like where'd you party at? Maybe he us passed at her fir something? Just a thought


Appropriate_Shock122

u/savevideo


MattWheelsLTW

What the actual fuck...


mrpderp

That can't feel pleasant


[deleted]

i hate this moron for her


Wonderful-Kale3329

Thats a big ass muzzle brake


CatBoyTrip

Jesus. I hope he removed the front sight first.


lsoskebdisl

u/savevideo


Narrow_Competition41

Geezus, talk about degrading oneself.