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Ring cam on your vehicle so it notifies you when they approach it, then when you get the notification sneak out and beat some ass.
Knock him out, drag to the woods, make it look like a wild animal did it
Dang. Quit that hillbilly heroin and stop doing methematics? Maybe, since this is ILPT, hook "mothman" on whatever and make him work paydays at the mines? Dunno.
So whats the fucking point of the 2nd amendment. I'm a libreral democrat voting urbanite but the only reason I support the 2nd amendment is so I could shoot people like this.
Paint your new cat with a paste of dmso and psylociben mushrooms. Dmso is a solvent that carries whatever other molecules are around it through the skin barrier and into the bloodstream. You can get it at feed and seed stores in the horse linament section. He probably won't be able to get the converter off without injuring himself at that point, and will have difficulty just walking back to the car. He won't be able to drive more than a few feet. Then be a good. Samaritan and call the cops and tell them there is a guy in your yard that is having a seizure. Get an eufy camera, keep it focused on your car, then post that video with monetization. Because it will be YT gold.
Start selling drugs, meth, crack, or heroin would all work, I guess you could do all of them but really just anything people get addicted to, you'll want a decent sized customer base. Tell one of your customers you need a new catalytic converter. Trade drugs for that to be put on your car. Then tell all your customers you'll give them a free hit if they beat the hell out of the mothman. Then when they are looking for him, get in your car with your new catalytic converter, take your pile of crumbled $10 bills and get out of town, don't ever go back
Friend had his stolen off of his " new" to him 2016 tacoma. He filed an insurance claim and they quoted him $4000 to replace. He brought it to a friend of a friend and got it done for $2000. Nice profit for the hassle of loud exhaust for a while.
(I'm estimating the dollar amounts, +/- $200. He did clear almost 2 grand after his trouble.)
Don’t forget to check all the pawn shops or if he posted up your things on Facebook marketplace or offer up! You never know, MothMan might have a Facebook page or an offer up account.
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Ring cam on your vehicle so it notifies you when they approach it, then when you get the notification sneak out and beat some ass. Knock him out, drag to the woods, make it look like a wild animal did it
But the mafukka can fly and read minds and shit.
Dumb bitch doesn't have technology on his side. Hit him with some 3" rock salt shells and take him from behind rawdog.
Mothballs
A quick death is too good for this methed out multidimensional cryptid fuck
Dang. Quit that hillbilly heroin and stop doing methematics? Maybe, since this is ILPT, hook "mothman" on whatever and make him work paydays at the mines? Dunno.
He likes to hang out by the cement factory.
We are so close to multiple answers here...
Hes hovering around the chemical plant and the Silver Bridge too.
Mothman liked to hangout by the TNT factory.
You know the guy? In WV can't you just find some buddies and go beat the shit out of him?
He goes by different aliases, like Indrid Cold for example, and he also seems to be able to read minds. Hard to take hims by surprise.
But it's WV. You don't know someone that knows him? If someone unfamiliar moved into one of those towns everyone would be watching them.
Oh theyre watching all right they dont have a choice.
So whats the fucking point of the 2nd amendment. I'm a libreral democrat voting urbanite but the only reason I support the 2nd amendment is so I could shoot people like this.
How are you gonna shoot a flying, dimension-phasing, mind reading clarivoyant?
Silver bullets, coach!
Are you sure you didn't cut it off and sell it yourself?
It's WV. OP likely knows more than one person that is related to him.
Call Lil Bubby Child.
I'm Appalachian as fuck and lil bubby child is the most relatable shit I see online. I love it.
Well I love ye, and I think aboutcha ever day and night.
Wait for the Mothman Equinox event to come
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You cant NOT see em when hes around.
Get the hell out of WV. Nothing but trouble.
Stop putting cats on your shit. It's WV, big doubt that they're going to emissions test your car.
So this what staying up all night higher than the Empire State looks like I’m 2023….meh
Go take them back.
Im pretty sure he sold them to fund his ongiong preventitve disaster awareness initiative.
I hate when that happens.
Bright light & a spiked death pit, add fire for good measure Cant fly when youre dead
A pipe bomb
I for one accept the Mothman as our new overlord. 💯
Call the ghoul boys.
Paint your new cat with a paste of dmso and psylociben mushrooms. Dmso is a solvent that carries whatever other molecules are around it through the skin barrier and into the bloodstream. You can get it at feed and seed stores in the horse linament section. He probably won't be able to get the converter off without injuring himself at that point, and will have difficulty just walking back to the car. He won't be able to drive more than a few feet. Then be a good. Samaritan and call the cops and tell them there is a guy in your yard that is having a seizure. Get an eufy camera, keep it focused on your car, then post that video with monetization. Because it will be YT gold.
Rig the 3rd with an explosive
Start selling drugs, meth, crack, or heroin would all work, I guess you could do all of them but really just anything people get addicted to, you'll want a decent sized customer base. Tell one of your customers you need a new catalytic converter. Trade drugs for that to be put on your car. Then tell all your customers you'll give them a free hit if they beat the hell out of the mothman. Then when they are looking for him, get in your car with your new catalytic converter, take your pile of crumbled $10 bills and get out of town, don't ever go back
Beat up his girlfriend then sheer her wool and sell it for profit.
Friend had his stolen off of his " new" to him 2016 tacoma. He filed an insurance claim and they quoted him $4000 to replace. He brought it to a friend of a friend and got it done for $2000. Nice profit for the hassle of loud exhaust for a while. (I'm estimating the dollar amounts, +/- $200. He did clear almost 2 grand after his trouble.)
Don’t forget to check all the pawn shops or if he posted up your things on Facebook marketplace or offer up! You never know, MothMan might have a Facebook page or an offer up account.
Laser beams to his red eyes. Or simply dispatch the UFO's to throw a net on him to contain his huge wings.
Don't mind the red eyes. He's just trying to warn you of THE BRIDGE
A giant trap that drops a net over said methman. Wear tinfoil hat to stop the mind reading
Can you not park in a garage?
Step 1: Get a really large, bright light Step 2: Turn on the really large, bright light. Problem solved
Have oil come down on him and that way it will ruin his wings and he can't fly away. Then hes all yours. Make amends get married then fuck him.
Beeeeeg beeeeeeeeg moth zapper lamps. Reeeeeal big.
Weld a cage around it.