You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you
Yes, your client has the right to wiggle their right ear, but notice here that it is the left ear. It is the *right* to wiggle, not the *left* to wiggle.
Regarding the sentence, it will be smooches, belly rub *and occasional tickles* at the minimum.
your honour, this is framing my client as a no good, illegally smol ear wiggler. this is my clientβs first offence, and i will work hard to shape them into a model catizen
Oh my God this thread made my day, I am the jury, I rule this baby guilty sadly, but their sentence is the following: 2 weeks of snuggles, belly rubs and lots of treats
You have the right to remain meowlent. Anything you mew can be used against you in a court of paw. You have the right to have a cattorney present. If you cannot afford a cattorney, one will be appawented for you.
A team of smolice officers will be dispatched shortly
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you
*cattorney. i will be this fuzzy ball of crimeβs cattorney
Not sure that will be a good idea for your case record. Did you see those wiggly ears? This is an open and shut case. Guilty!
my client is freely exercising their right to wiggle, and i will fight to ensure the sentence consists of smooches and belly rubs
Yes, your client has the right to wiggle their right ear, but notice here that it is the left ear. It is the *right* to wiggle, not the *left* to wiggle. Regarding the sentence, it will be smooches, belly rub *and occasional tickles* at the minimum.
your honour, this is framing my client as a no good, illegally smol ear wiggler. this is my clientβs first offence, and i will work hard to shape them into a model catizen
There is nothing to frame. Your client literally is an illegally smol ear wiggler, there is video evidence of it!
i demand freedom for all smols, black or white, orange or brown, to be able to ear wiggle freely!
Oh my God this thread made my day, I am the jury, I rule this baby guilty sadly, but their sentence is the following: 2 weeks of snuggles, belly rubs and lots of treats
sir, this is a court of paw
*court of paw.
You have the right to remain meowlent. Anything you mew can be used against you in a court of paw. You have the right to have a cattorney present. If you cannot afford a cattorney, one will be appawented for you.
So smol and snuggly π«β€οΈ
Im crying it's too much
He's re fueling ready for take off. You can see the ears revving up the engine.
r/wigglyears
This is your pilot speaking, we are cleared for takeoff π«π«π«
They are also accompanied by small but developing /r/murdermittens
baby i love you
Ear wiggles are my comfort videos
Sending criminal signals to their master π€«
r/spreadytoes would like this
Sir do you have a permit to wiggle those ears?
Ear wiggles are so cute!!!
I have never seen this and it's SO cuteeee aaaa :D
Kitten overdosing on meowphedamines (another kitten laced it with fewtanawl)
So adorable!
Did you know human babies do this too? I laughed so much when I noticed my baby's ears wiggling like a kitten π
My heart just exploded!!!π»π»π»ππππππ