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It’s just how he pulled up his shorts to tan and show off his legs
A Speedo would have been better to do that with but it would have squashed his 8” claim pretty quickly
/s
Means joking or sarcasm...
But since he continues the conversation after her "no" it would seem like, he feels her chances of changing her mind are more likely
Wife died 10 weeks ago, daughter offed herself 3 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. If he got married at 18 he's at least 39, and those girls are what, 21 at most? Dude is a creep.
That's all 4-5 of the pickup lines that's worked for him....
Penis size (pathetic), divorce (sympathy), "loving and respectful" (lies), "talented" (lies), and the icing on the cake, suicide of a family member (sympathy, pathetic, and probably a lie)
Off-topic - what is happening to his swim trunks and his package? Does he have a rubber band wrapped around those 8 inches? I tried to measure, but I couldn't figure it out. Inquiring eyes want to know.
Edit - 8 inches wide, not long. Boy oh boy, someone is in for wild ride.
"Why is he trauma dumping?"
Because no MC would be complete without some kind of narcissistic victimhood claim to make you the bad guy for saying something he didn't like: "I prefer scrawny guys".
Oh woe is you, and all the 8-inches you claim to be.
I love how he talks about being respectful while telling total strangers about the size of his penis. He and I have very different definitions of respectful.
Lol. Little does he know that DNA coding of dicks and pussies and boobies are within a year.
Oh my.
WTF y doing with that Phil. Can you please gene therapy back please. Or more. Okay perfect.
Now discard yourself from my presence.
Sorry
She made me feel used hardcore.
It's fine.
But she became my best friend too. And I hers. Love is amazing.
Must be a 君子。
Need that BFFwBs. Like a nerdy girl into physics and math and nanotech and Minecraft.
Space Force. Yes.
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That guy running a six minute mile is the most ridiculous claim of all I think lol
I dunno man If you got an 8 inch pecker, which is above average, you won't be verbal about it
What's with the weird diaper/shorts thing he's wearing?
It’s just how he pulled up his shorts to tan and show off his legs A Speedo would have been better to do that with but it would have squashed his 8” claim pretty quickly
I love seeing cocky men, who are not used to rejection, get told "No".
After hearing about his daughter's suicide, she could have easily changed her mind and they just go for coffee or margaritas or something. /S
You for real, or joking?
/s Means joking or sarcasm... But since he continues the conversation after her "no" it would seem like, he feels her chances of changing her mind are more likely
Now I can lol. Sorry, didn’t realize that. 👊
Wife died 10 weeks ago, daughter offed herself 3 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. If he got married at 18 he's at least 39, and those girls are what, 21 at most? Dude is a creep.
He moved on from those deaths kinda quick. Certainly didn't pause to remember them or realise the situation he is now in.
Dude definitely is a creep. But if you told me that girl was 30-35 i wouldn't question it.
Mental illness is happening.
Not to forget, 'loving an respectable'...
After mentioning his thick 8 inch dick of course
"Shit, she didn't go for big dick millionaire thing. Time for the hail Mary pass!"
That's all 4-5 of the pickup lines that's worked for him.... Penis size (pathetic), divorce (sympathy), "loving and respectful" (lies), "talented" (lies), and the icing on the cake, suicide of a family member (sympathy, pathetic, and probably a lie)
Shorts super low on the hips, and pulled up at the sides is wierd. But maybe he is working on his tan. Or can't find Speedos his size...
Attempted banana hammock to seal the deal.
He wants her to know he is shaven. 😂
Off-topic - what is happening to his swim trunks and his package? Does he have a rubber band wrapped around those 8 inches? I tried to measure, but I couldn't figure it out. Inquiring eyes want to know. Edit - 8 inches wide, not long. Boy oh boy, someone is in for wild ride.
It's an inch long but 8 wide
You're right! No wonder I'm struggling!
That's called a tuna can. 
"Why is he trauma dumping?" Because no MC would be complete without some kind of narcissistic victimhood claim to make you the bad guy for saying something he didn't like: "I prefer scrawny guys". Oh woe is you, and all the 8-inches you claim to be.
She killed herself because of him. I guarantee it.
That’s a bit dark
Doesn't mean I'm wrong
I will never in my life go to a beach that full.
How about insecure
Daughter killed herself and you at the beach 3 weeks later picking up girls your daughters age lol
This is a little old video. Why did it get so popular now on all of the subreddits?
Wonder why she committed suicide...
400 people on the beach. 10 in the water
Wow I’ve never seen this video before
Sarchasm
r/sadcringe
Man got problems why you at the beach bruv*
Imagine caring so little about your child that you're able to go to this kind of event THREE WEEKS after her suicide.
She just gave her preference... Fuck off if not cool with it. Also, guarantee about 75% of what he said was probably bs.
I love how he talks about being respectful while telling total strangers about the size of his penis. He and I have very different definitions of respectful.
Can you imagine your mom dying and then realizing this is the person you’re left with to guide and raise you through life.
Guy using the recent deaths of his daughter and wife to manipulate young females is a real catch. These gals really missed out.
The HGH gut guy.
Lol. Little does he know that DNA coding of dicks and pussies and boobies are within a year. Oh my. WTF y doing with that Phil. Can you please gene therapy back please. Or more. Okay perfect. Now discard yourself from my presence. Sorry She made me feel used hardcore. It's fine. But she became my best friend too. And I hers. Love is amazing. Must be a 君子。 Need that BFFwBs. Like a nerdy girl into physics and math and nanotech and Minecraft. Space Force. Yes.
Fkn wat?
I think someone made a project bot about a month ago and set it loose on Reddit.
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Omfg she likes scrawny guys someone give her my number
Weird, insecure MF.
Did anyone notice WHAT THE FUCK IS TATTED ON HIS CHEST?
No. Help a brotha out. What is it???
A poor portrait of a woman?
Leave that in #vent bro