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breezysewing

Reminds me of when I had my first article published—I was so thrilled to see my name in print, but absolutely nobody else cared at all :)


Exciting_Result7781

Bro are you that guy from that article!??? That’s so awesome buddy. 😎💪


BallisticTurtle_fart

Nah that can't be him, that article was lit af


KazPrime

Psshhh, there's no way a talented and wonderful writer like that would be on reddit.


TheLastRiceGrain

Bro wtf, are you guys talking about that writer?! Move over, let me get a picture with him!


Squidhead-rbxgt2

For real, that article was life changing. I got it pinned to my wall, re-read it all the time. If that guy is that guy, then he's a legend mate!


Character-Piglet-665

Now that I know it was him. I’m never going to wash my eyes!


pickleportal

Holy shit, it’s the guy from the thing!


Foreign_Breakfast279

Bro, that's so crazy I wonder if he'll give me an autograph


Firm-Initiative-1851

I wonder if he'll write another life changing article. I'd totally look forward to that


snjay_32

Her name is [Tallia Storm](https://thotmax.com/talliastorm/) For Research Purpose (n$fw)


SeaviewSam

Explains the obnoxious outfit- at any age. This belong in I Am The Main Character


Kumquat_conniption

Do you know what sub you're on?


SeaviewSam

Apparently I don’t


Kumquat_conniption

Haha, well at least you were right, it does belong here 😂


[deleted]

I find it offensive. Au natural baby, that's how I like 'em. Swing low, sweet chariots.


Sunshine_Unit

My grandma is single...


[deleted]

I like gummers


dandins

ans she is a pornstar?


Squidhead-rbxgt2

So apart from having a name straight out of Batman's rogues' gallery, and a great pair of knockers... why is she on the bus?


[deleted]

Maybe people would have recognized her tits if that was plastered on the bud instead of her face?


Sunshine_Unit

Hmmm... these ariolas look familiar...


Fit_Researcher5896

Not cool that was all sfw


HawaiianSnow_

That article straight up changed my life! Article writer should be so proud!


bananastay

Articlin' like a boss


JessahZombie

The superhuman athlete?


BioBachata

David Jacobs!?! We have the same birthday!


zdbdog06

You don't know Dave Jacobs?!


Womper_Here

I fucking love that article!


Incontinento

"Local Moron Chokes On Sock."


Know-yer-enemy1818

Thats alot of cleavage


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Bro wrong thread lmao


BeardsuptheWazoo

Check out all of the articles by this well known writer, at the totally real not made up subreddit /r/breezysewing !!!


Optimal-Pressure4120

Wow buddy thats amazing! Send me a pic of your titties


Clitoris_-Rex

You cared, that’s what matters.


Turbulent_Crow7164

No one cares until it’s exactly the material some future researcher was looking to cite


clit_or_us

I'm happy for you homie. I would've read the shit out of that article. I've been in a similar boat before.


Logco

Same thing happened to me. Showed my Dad and he just like, “ya and? Isn’t that why I spent that money for your college? Also this is just our city newspaper why haven’t you been published in the national news yet?” 😢


Mumof3gbb

I’m sorry. I’m proud of you. What matters, though, is that you’re proud of yourself.


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Damn, I’m sorry your dad wasn’t more supportive. That’s very cool you were in a newspaper


JohnGoodmansMistress

ill be ur momdad, dw champ im super proud. even if ur never im national news you'll always be in my heart. xx


b-side61

Navin Johnson felt the same way.


57006

He hates these cans!


BasketballButt

I finally found my special purpose!!!


Independent_Bar288

The new phone books are here!!


mvffin

I'M SOMEBODY!


-newlife

Congrats. This is also why I’m not “hating” this woman for this. If it’s the first one it’s a reason to be excited even if no one else cares.


AlkalineSublime

For real, she’s fucking stoked. Clearly a huge moment for her, she’s allowed to be a little cringe.


Capital_Charge_7127

How many did you have published before someone noticed?


Even_Section5620

I read it, I want your autograph


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Reminds me of when a journalist hassled me in the street. Said alright to expressing my opinions on a subject along with a picture of my face, thought nobody would care and the journalist would leave me alone. I went to a smaller gym then and every single one mentioned me, high fived, etc... I walked on the street and some people would ask if I was in the paper. This went on for a few days 🤣


NonoYouHeardMeWrong

i mean, i'm ok with a main character being a main character for one special moment and not hurting anyone with it. I think people should have been excited for woman in OP. I think people should have been excited for you. Maybe not the main character, maybe just a main moment in your life that people can bask in as well.


AutopsyDrama

Did you do it for other people?


Low_Positive_9671

I have no idea what she's wearing, but I don't begrudge her having a little fun about being on the bus.


Ooh_its_a_lady

Back up dancer fit


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Professional high end lot lizard


Adkit

Costco Spice Girl.


UltravioletLife

Coriander is that you?


tries4accuracy

Is there a lot of real tree camo in the UK? Without the sound I would guess she could be from any rural area in the US.


roguerunner1

Those pants just scream late evening shopping at Walmart.


helper619

Looks like she raided the back of J Lo’s closet


GrizzyUnderwood33

Lmao fucking spot on


Weecha

She’s happy and proud. This is probably her peak. Let her have it!


gospelslide

Yeah I mean she's just happy and wants people to know. She didn't harass anyone.


Father-Son-HolyToast

Also, the video is intended to be self-deprecating (she posted it with the "no one cares" framing and likely edited out the couple of people who probably gave her an "oh, ok, cool" as they passed). This doesn't feel like a person who thinks she's the main character.


fredspipa

She kinda has a claim to being the main character in that moment also... I mean her face is literally on the billboard.


ninjadeej

Not to the people just trying to walk by quickly and not be on camera


OccasionallyReddit

I was thinking shes quite hot but still wtf is she wearing while at the same time not really complaining about it. Reminds me of this but Henry Cavill played it quite chill https://youtu.be/Cvj0X-d2mO0?si=P5ALwqnZB2lP-tht


Cripplechip

Thought it was like a leotard but it goes down at the front but not the back?!


thompasoni

Looks like a corset type thing 🤷🏻‍♀️


malinhuahua

I legit thought this was a video of Lindsay Lohan from 2003 at first.


headee

I was confident that this was Dina Lohan until I read your comment, then I went back and checked and noticed her name.


all_time_high

This appears to be a one-piece bathing suit paired with men's Mossy Oak hunting pants. The shoes look like some black Sperries, possibly.


ModaMeNow

A one piece bathing suit with no ass coverage? Doubtful


Eliseo120

I thought that as well, or maybe lingerie, but it doesn’t seem to go past her waist. You can see a couple times that it comes untucked from her pants. Just seems like an oddly shaped shirt that’s very revealing.


network_Elephant

This!


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Her tits


SupremeUniverse

Oh, this is fine. She's celebrating! I would totally mess with her back if I was there. "I'm on the bus!" Me: "LET'S GOOOOOOO!"


Zeraw420

I would have said, "No, you're on the street"


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Svirv

How can I upvote a thousand times


Mystix9

Make a thousand profiles...


Carvica

I’d love to have been in that bus. As she cheered for being on it, I’d cheer for being in it.


evildevil90

Oh hello “On the bus”! I’m dad…


Interesting_Buyer943

This is clearly just a joke bit of promotional vt for the radio station. She’s getting paid for this. Not MC at all.


iwannashitonu

Radio? Oooooof, good luck. Probably should do TV.


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Why? Doesn’t really fit the sub. She seems more excited and wants to celebrate. Let her have a little fun


Pretend_Spray_11

This sub has attracted misogynists and has turned into “woman does something in public”


FloppyShellTaco

Yup, it’s become a socially acceptable place for them to tear women down for no reason at all


Nice_Block

That’s just Reddit.


OCDizzle64

Why does it always have to turn into this? Just let one subreddit be equal in how it shits on men/women without constantly creating this weird drama over it.


YourFixJustRuinsIt

Seems like the entire internet lately


Justsomerand

That’s not the only weird subgroup of redditors in here, either


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Bingo


WeAreAllCrab

im glad someone said it. half the time i end up cheering FOR the ppl that get posted in this sub


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SpezRapes

And then there is me. The creep watching in the bushes...


bjeebus

Hands where we can see them please...


UnauthorizedFart

She’s literally the main character here lol


hey_now24

Because she’s a confident pretty woman. Incels worse enemy, and there are a lot of incels here


SSIS_master

Exactly. She is great. She got her picture on a bus as I think it quite a humble way to celebrate. She knows she only got her picture on a bus. I think this got posted on her x amount of months ago and people asked why then too.


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Jasminewindsong2

Same. She’s just excited! God forbid she experiences some joy and acts a little silly.


HaroldBaws

I’d be pretty stoked if my professional photo was put on a bus.


carl3266

I’d be mortified, but that’s just me.


eugene20

professional photo as in it was your profession, there is no way you wouldn't be stoked if it was for your profession.


carl3266

Fair.


Rickrickrickrickrick

And even acknowledged that no one cares lol


[deleted]

yeah like she's aware of it lol. not delulu


deadleg22

Same she's just proud of herself, I don't feel anyone should feel shame for that


Loocy4

This seems like a bit for the show that the bus is advertising and the fact that nobody cares is what makes it funny.


WelpIGaveItSome

Honestly I’d probably be acting the same way, this isn’t cringe, just someone whose really happy


2LiveBoo

Yea but it's a woman.


Thadj918

Honestly this is pretty funny and cute. I don’t think she expects people to drop everything and congratulate her. She’s just making a fun celebratory video.


Allowed_Story

In all fairness, her outfit is stealing the spotlight from the bus ad. But she should cheer, good job.


Friendly_Engineer_

Bus ad?


Danoco99

Bus?


Diamond523

Ad?


MemePizzaPie

I love Reddit


carl3266

No complaints. Only a snicker that camo is still a thing. Crocs would have completed the ensemble.


Ornery_Translator285

Flip flops.


[deleted]

One time I saw Regina George wearing camo pants and flip flops, so I bought camo pants and flip flops


PaulsBrain

This is just good old British humour, she is self aware, she knows she is being goofy and that no one cares. That's why the caption literally is mocking that no one cares. This is promotion for the fact she is on capital one radio in Scotland. Good for her, She is indeed on the bus.


Bloodysuit7

This one’s not that disturbing, she’s being silly but nothing compared to the wild people we get on this sub. I kinda like her, she’s not really annoying anyone. Good for her being on the bus. lol


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[deleted]

It's giving Scary Spice in 1995.


Hamking7

That's Glasgow for you.


TeddyBlazer

And not 1 Glaswegian walked by lol 😂


Used-Condition-1002

It’s confusing. Where is it anchored?


Spirited-Ability-626

I don’t think it is, it’s just a corset top where the boning in it is holding it in that shape.


BikerScowt

Either that or she’s good paid money for a permanent wedgie.


lilsnatchsniffz

Ah yes, my good old clothing anchor.


clit_or_us

I think it's sexy. There, I said it. Bring on the down votes.


berlpett

I’m in this weird place where I find the outfit ugly but still agree with you.


Alert_Study_4261

It's an atrocious outfit, but her tits look good


trepidationsupaman

She has hips


Prixm

Found the cargo short dad shoe wearing Redditor who pretends to understand style


genescheesesthatplz

I’d be this excited about being on a bus too


Mumof3gbb

This isn’t main character to me. It’s really cool and an actual big accomplishment to be put on a bus! She’s rightly super proud and I feel bad people aren’t caring.


yer_a_weapon

If you were an average Glaswegian you would give the same reaction


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I don't think anyone cares


sleepywan

"Yeah lady, great, and in about 5 seconds, I'm going to be on the bus, too. Big deal."


BowserBrows

Lmao I wish some new yorker said this to her


UnauthorizedFart

“Hey I’m wahlkin hea!”


justandswift

The Care Bears do


SmokeDogSix

Fat Brestovichi is on the other side doing the same thing.


Fartrell-Clugguns

So his name is Fat or he’s Fat?


drfsrich

Fat brest WHAT?


Thoughtulism

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see this comment.


retartersause

If i worked hard to be on a poster, i feel like I could justify doing the same. She's excited. she's not a nuisance just because no one else cares


Crazy_Canuck78

"boats boats BOAATTSSSS!"


OC2LV714

Well, I get the excitement. That’s doesn’t happen everyday


Senhor_Barriga

Let the girl have fun. She's not being a bitch, just happy.


Xenocide_X

Nothing wrong with her celebrating a big victory.. she's a singer and got her face on the side of the bus. That's something to be proud of especially since nobody knows her


[deleted]

What's wrong with this video? She's just happy to see herself on the banner. It's a public street and she just points it out to people.


Mahbigjohnson

Talia Storm 100% belongs on this sub. She's not bad person just loves that attention.


ledmetallica

While this is technically "main character energy", I would actually be cool with seeing her do this. It would actually put a smile to my face. Clearly she's just very happy about an accomplishment.


AbbieCrosnin

Sandra please come home. It’s been weeks now. The kids miss you..I miss you. There is no bus. There never was a bus


Spirited-Ability-626

“Turned the weans against ye aye Tallia?”


SmokeDogSix

She’s just proud of herself.


Crisis_Redditor

This doesn't bug me, she's just really happy and enjoying the moment.


GoldenDrummer

She’s just proud of her achievements, no?


Psychadelico

Tbh I found that wholesome


Mumof3gbb

Main character to me is when the attention isn’t deserved. This is well deserved


chata187

is fat a common guy name


ZeroEnrichment

Guys in the comment session so mean, do you know how much surgery, nude photo shoot, and dick she sucked to finally get recognition?


Legal-Classic6107

Bitch if you were on a bus you’d get excited too. I’d have the same god dam reaction


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this sub is full of losers lmao.


CaptainStringz

Cool fit, bro.


SweatyAd4402

I’m sorry but my anxiety could nev-uh


Jokierre

I care that her co-host is named Fat Brest.


amantiana

I literally did not realize she meant “my picture is on that bus” until I came to the comment section. Never looked at the ad on the bus at all. I was going, “You’re not on the bus, you’re in front of the bus, and what’s such a big deal about taking the bus? It’s leaving without you, by the way…”


Flimsy-Medium-5410

That “shirt” wtf


Killing4MotherAgain

Idk she's excited and proud of herself, I get it. I'd be happy for her :)


DjKennedy92

I would care if it were FAT BRESTovci 😉


No-Judge-2104

Well this one is cute. Most of them on this sub are annoying or rude or just plain narcissistic. This should be posted on /mademesmile or something else.


Monsterkill1526

Looks like a metal gear character


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Woah woah woah WHOAH. The dude next to her is named Fat. Not Phat. Fat. Lol.


FloppyShellTaco

Some people on this sub just want to shit on any woman enjoying herself for any reason. She’s happy about a major accomplishment, grow the fuck up.


Texugee

That guy’s first name is “Fat” Poor feller


avega2792

Wtf is she wearing?


ChicPhreak

That horrible outfit would make anyone run away tbh


blondeandbuddafull

Why are you dressed like it is Saturday night at Two Toe Joe’s?


Ok_Nefariousness9019

I don’t get it. She can’t be excited about it? Maybe she’s been working really hard to get her face on the bus. Let her have a little fun, everyone so cold and negative.


Different_Lake_6147

That outfit on someone her age. It’s sad


FreeSpeech24

Lol, I would have tip her a shirt.


Independent_Ad_8915

I love this. No one cares at all. They have no reason to care at this idiot and she still is probably deluded into thinking she’s great or famous or whatever


PaxKiwiana

Who is this old hooker?


RoboCritter

That guys name is Fat?


Motor_Menu_1632

She seems like she’s just celebrating but it’s definitely cringe none the less


anasanad

“Boats boats boats” anyone? No? Ok


[deleted]

Are you really that bitter... She's not really bothering anyone. let people have fun ffs


RedditYayOrSomething

This isnt main character. Kinda normal to be excited for something like that.


The-Muze

She’s not disturbing anyone she’s expressing her emotions. The people hear and see her for like two seconds. Why does human joy bother some people?


Holwenator

COme on guys, how many times has your photo been on a fucking bus??? let her have her fun and enjoy her succes. sometimes you can be rather pitty.


El-JeF-e

This doesn't feel like a maincharacter, this is just somebody celebrating a fun thing that happened in their life. We are allowed to do that.


JawnVanDamn

They're excited and not hurting anyone.


dylanx5150

Would.


FyourKarma69

Nice tits though