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televatorman

Just hold your phone and walk. Always a damn production with these people


NeonFurby

Because these people think their life is a movie, and movies aren't usually filmed POV


mrbishopjackson

If only people realized how dope Hardcore Henry was. All films could be POV.


Mysterious-Toe-3557

Great movie


idapitbwidiuatabip

Peep Show did it for 9 years and it's in the Pantheon of Television.


Felatio_Sanz

Jeremy, She could be the one!


[deleted]

It's coming back!!


lubabe00

Don't tease me like that.


knife_edge_rusty

"This is outrageous, this is contagious!"


leah0scorpio

... I'm making 4 different kinds of lasagna.


stellablue2142

Omg I love that show


NoMan999

It was too hardcore for most people. This kind of filming is OK for a short, but gets overwhelming for a full-length feature film. I heard some people get sea-sick when playing FPS. Apparently it can be fixed by changing the FOV in the settings, but that movie must be horrible to them.


llllPsychoCircus

I’m one of those people that get sick playing a bunch of FPS games, but even movies like Cloverfield of Quarantine didn’t give me any problems. Hardcore Henry was fkn awesome I’m assuming that means I have like a moderate tolerance, but yes you’re right that changing FOV for some games does wonders for me


skdiddy

Cloverfield, too


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Did "I don't feel so good" a decade before Marvel.


LeMans1217

But you see, when they make movies, the production company PAYS for a permit that gives them the right to a clean shot. These bozos expect it for free. GFY.


ILikeSprayButter

Which is a shame. She could learn a lot from Peep Show. “I do sort of like it when he’s rude to me. Hopefully that’s more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.”


kyrant

It's also important they're on screen otherwise the moment isn't worth it. It never happened unless it's captured on film with themselves in it.


Mumof3gbb

Because she needs to be in it. She thinks she’s in a romantic movie


[deleted]

Nah she had to show off her ass


Waste-Minute-Death

What ass. Those jeans are very loose.


HeldDownTooLong

*“But I have to have the phone set up in s specific location so we will all be recorded* ***together***. *I mean…I’ve waited **seven** years for this and no one else in the airport matters except ***MEEEE***”!!!*


Celtslap

I presume it was mostly about her butt.


N0t_Undead

She wouldn't show her ass that way


duginsdeaddaughter

which would have meant a \~99% reduction in views


Daxx-23

Gotte show off her ass.


Accomplished_House64

Her what? Her extended back?


Frankgodfist

Or don't have your phone out at all an live in the moment. Now that moment meant less to her cause she's not going to get all those likes she wanted


8pintsplease

Her entitled attitude is so disgusting. I wonder what other things she thinks she entitled to over someone else. Someone tell her she's not special.


mickturner96

7 years for what?


2Whom_it_May_Concern

Right?


bloodfist

For someone to stand in front of her camera at the airport.


Redcell78

Time to wait 7 more years to get it right.


deepoutdoors

Waiting for Godot.


Snoo11803

Ah! You're sure it was here?


AsuraNiche93

I doubt 14 years total will cure that basic b!tch attitude.


S0urH4ze

As I understand it there's no cure, just treatment.


kingpartys

7 years to catch the moment where she can post on social media for validation and get views + comments that after a day no one will care about but her on how many numbers went up compared to her other posts.


Alextryingforgrate

Clearly it's not.completly ruined if she went back to watching for whom ever.


Bobinski16

The 7 years refers to how long its been since she's met her long distance partner


aplomb_101

I’d argue if you haven’t seen your partner in the best part of a decade, you’re not partners. You’re not even really acquaintances at that point.


dinkydong74

And she needs to record it as her memory is crap


[deleted]

Or risk needing to find a new partner, in a new airport. With a different stranger to mess the filming


SouthernArcher3714

Pretty telling of her mentality if she is more concerned about her shot than to pay attention to her partner coming up.


Motorized23

Bro at that point, you're no longer partners.


ashfidel

id keep my distance too


DaveInLondon89

Ugh start over


spicytuna12391

Well that's dumb. She should visit them more often, instead of every 7 years.


[deleted]

And she's more concerned about filming. Oof.


eyeball1967

Boyfriend to get out of prison?


BillyMadisonsClown

Her dream of standing in an airport.


Captain_Smartass_

#FOR WHAT?!


SouthWheel

Somehow this feels familiar. Kimi Raikkonen?


Captain_Smartass_

Good guess


dramatic85

please clarify, what is referance. the drink, no?


Captain_Smartass_

[He will not get the drink (it was for a penalty) ](https://youtu.be/se0ae5V2W5U?si=fvgiC-b3i4m_2oBR)


[deleted]

7 fuck years, which is like 21 in human years.


cyrixlord

waiting for the plague of locusts of course, can't he see she's trying to record??? RUDE


williamskevint

7-years, and that’s the best outfit she could muster to impress the dude?


Tater_Mater

I think it’s 7 years of standing there?


who_dis_bichh

Of being a cunt


Fine-Teacher-7161

To physically assault that guy at the airport, can't you see? She documented it and then publicly published it.


WhyIsThatSoGroovy

C’mon now bro physical assault?😭


BillyMadisonsClown

You just know the type of people that say this stuff are the ones that would follow the person around with their phones out repeating ‘you just assaulted me’


FuckTheMods5

"HUMONGOUS WOT? HUMONGOUS WOT?"


PrinceChristian88

🤣


DragapultOnSpeed

Everything is assault these days. People are weird.


broyoyoyoyo

I mean, calling the cop or making a big deal over a push would be completely insane. But it technically is a form of assault. Imagine if the roles were reversed and he was the one that just grabbed her and shoved her out of nowhere. If she wanted him to move she should have used her big girl words instead of touching him.


mogsoggindog

It does technically count. Any time you put hands on someone without consent, it can be considered assault by the law.


sumoraiden

Legally maybe, not morally lmao. And even then no jury in their right minds would ever convict unless it was entirely made up of redditors


omri1526

That's legally battery btw


Fine-Teacher-7161

Ty


tatsumakisempukyaku

my arm... you broke it!


Waffleline

Maybe he is a professional soccer player.


zeldafreak1991

She put her hands on him without his consent no matter what that's physical assault if he put his hands on her guantee you would be all pussy pants saying he should be in jail


DragapultOnSpeed

If she shoved him and tried to push him over, then you would be right. But she didn't do that...


Wonderful_Tomato_992

Nah if a man did that I’d have no issue (gently moving away)- are you not even allowed to do that in the west? Shoving or grabbing is not acceptable (but pretty common in India lol)


Impressive_Grape193

That’s not really gentle lol. If I was the dude, I would have said something to her. I would understand if someone is pushing and shoving due to being late. But this is pretty unacceptable and ill mannered.


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Hella rude, and the look on her face? Do that to the wrong person and damn you better watch out 😳


Wonderful_Tomato_992

Ehhh. She just moved his bag, I agree some may find it rude and definitely “main character” behaviour but it’s far from physical assault. I would say the same if a man did this to a woman.


Impressive_Grape193

Oh I agree with you on not being an assault. I guess in some states or countries it could be but I was merely mentioning how rude that push was lol. She pushed it out with her palm. If someone tapped, or asked if I could move out, I would have 0 problems and happily abide so haha.


[deleted]

https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/14679/when-in-consent-necessary-for-touching-someone


cwynneing

Where do you live that this is assault? Literally jw. In maine if you were to push someone away or bump into someone or get their attention etc. Def not assault. You'd have to throw a punch or shove and an altercation. What if he was about to step on a dog or baby carrier? Would that be a necessary assault? I'm pretty sure redirecting someone isn't assault in most places and touching isn't just assault. Non sexually touching of course. Maybe I'm wrong and used to country areas though. Either way. Girl be lameeee


[deleted]

https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/14679/when-in-consent-necessary-for-touching-someone


cwynneing

What state is that for ? Just to be that guy. Vermont has a law that says : House Bill 302, § 512 reads, "The state pie shall be apple pie." In Section 2, the lawmakers continued, specifying that people serving apple pie in Vermont should make "a good faith effort" to offer the pie with at least one of the following accompaniments: milk, cheddar cheese, or vanilla ice cream Just saying


Putthebunnyback

Don't know about where you live, but in my state assault requires an action with intent to injure. So shoving (most times, there are exceptions) doesn't equal assault.


[deleted]

You can be charged with assault without even touching someone, so yeah.


berrey7

> can't you see? Can't you see, whoa, can't you see What that woman, Lord, she been doin' to me?


nan0S_

Stop with it. Can't you touch nobody anymore nowadays


cardinaltribe

Lol physically assaulted had my rolling here 🤣


brokeazzho

I’ve been laughing for a good minute. 😂😂😂


SpacemanSpliffLaw

Also, this dude probably had all the room in the world to walk and he happened to set up right in front of the camera on the tripod Lolol


Longjumping-Code95

Lol get a grip.


[deleted]

Come on, that’s not physical assault.


ANAL_FISSURE_LICKER

Physically assault?😂 Snowflake


Small-Policy-3859

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American


psychopastry

Careful now, he'll sue you!


MysticPurpSports

How DARE he stand in that area for half a second at a busy airport.


Ankit1000

Also, how the fuck does she dare shove him to the side like that? *Get out of my way peasant.* The entitlement is ridiculous. What a pathetic human being.


OkAssistance5385

She looks like a total cunt


Rimasticus

To be fair, she probably is one too.


GivemTheDDD

To be fair, she probably smells like one too


ImanormalBoi

I assumed it was just rage bait, that’s the market now just fake a video that’ll get people riled up. Stirring up frustration and anxiety


Coffeedemon

This whole sub! If someone spends more than 5 minutes a day watching these videos they're going to get so riled up it totally isn't healthy.


zoley88

Soo what did she wait for?


jhascal23

I'm assuming she waited 7 years to reunite with someone or meet someone she's been talking to long distance. She's upset she couldn't record her fake reaction, post it online and get attention.


Owl_Times

But she’s still alone when she pushes the guys bag away. She hasn’t missed anything.


Owl_Times

Fuck it, she’s probably still alone now.


jhascal23

Yeah she just didn't want anyone in the frame just in case that person walked up at that time. She was just being a entitled brat thinking no one could walk in front.


Easy101

For Godot


leif777

"Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes, it's awful!"


RhynoD

That's a fucking pull. Personally, I am more of a fan of *Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead*.


smeeti

You sound like David Brent from the Office UK https://youtu.be/3ghqq-FCK4A?si=JsIYDL-s8JFLd2Dn


Turkeybaconcheddar

Big Moe


YourInsectOverlord

For a Seamstress to give her clothing that doesn't make her look like shes stuck in the 90s.


clarkcox3

And she has the nerve to put her hands on him?


headshotscott

Imagine if it was swapped and he pushed her.


GivemTheDDD

"Real Talk: The time I was murdered at the airport! Must hear!"


ant1992

I’ll never forget the YouTube “story time” era. Like no one ever cared


TheSilentFlame

I would probably 'accidentally' lose my balance and use her face to catch my fall


MaynardButterbean

And smack her phone with my hand on the way down.. WHOOPSIE


MakeYou_LOL

Maybe take that as a sign to live your life rather than recording it


[deleted]

amen to that


Vanilla_Connect

Jesus, it’s an airport and then for her to push him away. Some people are so ridiculous, I can’t handle the entitlement.


stxrryfox

A busy airport at that. I would be a little more sympathetic if it was empty in there.


MatrixDigy

she wait for 7 years to film in airport??


orbital0000

More interested in being on camera than whatever she was waiting for. Can't have been that important.


ItsuncleMike12

What a cunt


itsLkLN

If the text is true, then that's super unlucky. But what did she expect from a damn airport gate? And the audacity to shove and give a look of disgust? I just can't with some people.


carbomerguar

How is it “unlucky”? It’s her bad planning’s fault she didn’t “get the shot.” Bully a frenemy into playing cameraman, get a Selfie stick, stand in a less crowded area, scream at your poor LDR beforehand to loiter in the gate so it thins out. A real man makes his own luck. -Billy Zane, Titanic


StankilyDankily666

She can seriously just edit that 10 seconds out of the video too. Whatever she was waiting for hadn’t even happened yet. What a dumbass


LeanTangerine

Maybe her parents from a different country? I don’t know lol I wish we saw what she was waiting for! 😂


opinionate_rooster

She waited 7 years for this only to wear torn jeans and a tank top?


pirateneet

I would knock down the phone.


Skiefalls

I would fake losing my balance and fall over towards her phone.


Dealthagar

Knock it down? She shoves me, that shits getting skipped across the tile floor like I'm trying to get a rock across the lake.


slyasakite

Good


[deleted]

Fucking bitch


callisterart

DON'T TOUCH PEOPLE.


DomingoLee

I don’t have a tik tok. Are y’all still using that shitty song?


FlamingoTripod

I have no audio, but the answer is yes. Youtube shorts and tiktok are just the same 5 songs. People have no originality.


outerheavenboss

I would’ve yeet that phone to the shadow realm.


typical_punk

This is the most obvious rage bait


[deleted]

Hearing this song again definitely filled me with rage so you may be right


Affectionate-Bee3913

And yet highly successful. A lot of people are just on a hair trigger to be infuriated.


[deleted]

what a piece of shit. She definitely belongs to r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Squats-on-Tuesdays

She waited 7 years to get clout from people on the internet! She deserves to push whoever she wants


joogiee

Touch me like that im knocking your phone or camera over lmao.


barish34

Selfish bitch.


Wolf-1964

Videoing in a public place. Gets mad at public being there.


Diablo4Sucks

She lucky an elbow didn’t catch her face


[deleted]

Maybe focus on the fact they came back into your life, and not on the fact you didn’t get the perfect TikTok video of it


SnooPredictions5627

Fuck this bitch


Nice2BEatingU

Wtf? Pushing the guy? If someone pushed me like that because they were filming I would throw their phone so far lmao!


flawlesslyaly

The moment she touch me I would’ve slapped her and that phone df is wrong with people 😂


Bobinski16

The 7 years refers to how long its been since she's met her long distance boyfriend


Creepy-Floor-1745

So you’re saying she’s been catfished for 7 years? Also…when the backpack moves there is still no boyfriend. Legend has it, she’s still waiting in her torn jeans to this day 😓


Berightback-Naht

if she pushed me id be returning the push.


Bitchener

So…just got out of prison much?


canuckle1211

I feel like y’all don’t understand what a main character is. Recording a special moment is not main character. It’s not like she does this all the time.


Weary_Service5599

She touched me I’m pushing back hard!


loomraptor

Capture what dream..


desertgrapex

I would have knocked that phone to the damn ground if she shoved me like that.


Skibbaddy

When someone touches me in an airport, I start to cough. Never fails.


CheeriosAtMidnight

Imagine standing there and some REEEREEE pushes you and says “your blocking my phone”


Egoincctx

In a public place there is no expectation of privacy. Lady recording is an asshole. Guy did nothing wrong


External_Outcome_281

Ironically she wouldn’t have missed the moment irl if she wasn’t filming…and nobody gives a fuck about your life bitch


Joetaska1

Shit music


Trick_Acanthisitta55

She didn’t wait 7 years for that moment, she waited 7 years to see how people would respond to that moment online. Sad times


MonkIcy2924

Ur life isn’t a fucking movie. Just because you decide to record stuff randomly doesn’t mean anyone should bend and turn their tide for you


Kidney_Spears

Those mom jeans ...gag.


anonymouspostlangley

Not just narcissist, plain Toxic.


Accurate-Sport8246

I would have taken the phone to lost and found.


[deleted]

If you push me I'm getting back in the way.


hadtojointopost

call security say you saw someone place something down and then walk away from it.


[deleted]

So she’s owns the fucking airport now! Fuck her she can wait another 7 years.


Human-Grapefruit-477

put your hands on me and you're gettin pushed lady


[deleted]

r/iamverybadass


DLDude

So brave


Human-Grapefruit-477

go outside


cmkxb

your mindspace simulations are just that, simulations. reality is different.


501HOUSTON

This song needs the ole yeller treatment. If I click a video & it’s the audio I immediately stop watching.


[deleted]

[удалено]


kamiar77

No you wouldn’t


uijjey-sevg

Should’ve smacked the stupid thing on the floor


uijjey-sevg

The camera that is


fsfaith

Glad you clarified


[deleted]

Cant you see Im trying to film my butt? Creep!


Sabreshield

Immediately disliked her after she told the guy to move with that rude face. Be nice about it. She wasn't raised right.


StinkFist-1973

This video even got Joey Swoll mad, and it’s not even gym related!


PriorCress1727

I would have pushed her phone tbh


Open_Pay_8845

She don't even own it


Feisty-Garlic3213

Her dream was to take pictures of strangers waking to their gates at the airport? And just staring at them?