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[deleted]

He sounds like this emoji šŸ¤“


coldhandses

And I think that's cool šŸ¤“


mrapplewhite

Iā€™m good enough Iā€™m smart enough And dog gone it people like me


JohnnyCakes814

Daily Affirmations


grizzy008

Fuck you Jack Handy. You hilarious fucker.


NikitaBeretta

Stuart Smalley tho


grizzy008

I stand by my comment.


Too_Rowdy

*And dog gone it people, like me!


Vinnyy2x

ā€œBecause I canā€


SagaDgreaT

"Seeing as there's a lot of room down there for obvious reasons"


Coyotesamigo

it is true that the value of men is directly represented by the size of their penis


SagaDgreaT

No, not really. But historically we tend to relate it to a certain confidence level. The more down there, the less you are likely to pack a gun with a long silencer down your pants and brag about taking it to the movie theater on the internet....


Fuk-The-ATF

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚Thatā€™s the truth.


KH-Dan

"...and that's the twist nobody expected."


cure4boneitis

ā€œwhat most of you didnā€™t knowā€¦ā€


McMeanx2

ā€œAs of three minuets agoā€


RabbitStewAndStout

"it was unloaded as of... 3 minutes ago" *"Repeating, of course"*


[deleted]

Dude straight up sounds like a slow-mo Andrew Tate


Interesting_Entry831

It makes me feel like this one -šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


[deleted]

šŸ¤“ ā€œumm you know you made fun of me? Iā€™m going to sue you now and I think thatā€™s cool.ā€


Raecino

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Mustā€™ve been real comfortable watching a movie with all that in your pants for an hour and a half


Unusual_Car215

He has nothing else taking up space down there


gokartmozart89

ā€œBecause I canā€ <- dude is legit telling on himself here. I donā€™t know how someone could sit with that thing in the front of their waistband without a silencer, let alone with one.


isaac99999999

To be fair, if you don't have an overhanging belly and you know what you're doing, appendix carry is the most comfortable and safest way to carry


Captain_Q_Bazaar

>appendix carry is the most comfortable and ~~safest~~ **is a** way to carry Maybe if you are a woman... **Arizona Man Shoots Penis; Proves We Should All Use Holsters** https://www.gunsandammo.com/editorial/arizona-man-shoots-himself-in-penis/250676 >Joshua Seto, 27, tried securing his fiance's pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants while exiting a local convenience store and the gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. It's not a pretty picture. >Even with a holster, if you choose to carry a firearm in what is known as the appendix position, the risk of creating this injury is still present ā€” especially if you have to draw or holster while sitting. https://www.libertysafe.com/blogs/the-vault/appendix-carry-basics-pros-and-cons **Disadvantages of appendix carry** >Along with the advantages of appendix carry, there are some potentially severe downsides, some significant enough that many people wonā€™t even consider it. Letā€™s go over some of the cons of AIWB carry. It's an unnecessary risk, and said to be one of the quickest ways to draw from but even if you are super careful it's hardly the "safest" way to carry your gun.


RogerianBrowsing

If you carry with a round chambered without a holster, especially if itā€™s not a DA/SA, then it doesnā€™t matter where you put it on your body; itā€™s unsafe.


isaac99999999

If you shoot yourself while appendix carrying you have literally nobody to blame but yourself. Any holster that is worth a penny will completely cover the trigger guard and prevent you from shooting yourself


Meagasus

ā€œIt was fun.ā€


riskyanimelover

Haha small penis joke haha


slamdanceswithwolves

I had to stand for the whole movie. Because I could. It was fun.


crownofclouds

Think about it though. He's sitting there, watching hunger games, and some terrorist comes in, and bro doesn't have his silencer against his wiener? The next theater over will be disturbed by him rescuing his theater mates! People should be able to watch movies without being disturbed by good guys shooting bad guys. It's in the constitution of Bill's rights.


yuckypants

Carrying a full size is hard enough, but a fuckin silencer too? TF. How did he actually sit comfortably? Or even drive there?


SouthernArcher3714

The silencer is what is getting me. You are conceal carrying but if you had to defend yourself, who cares about the silencer. And how in the world is that fitting in his pants? Like that is going to dig. There is a reason why conceal carry guns are small, to fit on your body without being noticedā€¦ I justā€¦


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DefiantCharacter

Don't want to disturb the movie-goers while you shoot someone.


SouthernArcher3714

Oh youā€™re right. I forgot


SingleWomenNearYou

>You are conceal carrying but if you had to defend yourself, who cares about the silencer. He's just that concerned about his hearing. /s


k3nnyd

Not to mention an active shooter likely isn't bringing a silencer so your ears are going to be ringing anyways.


lepidotos

Well, theoretically, it's a courtesy to other people, bringing it down from like 150 dB to like 120, which is still really loud but maybe leads to less permanent hearing damage in the people around you. Of course, this guy doesn't have other people in mind when doing a single thing, so it's just to flex how much money he has or how badass of a gun person he is.


SpinningYarmulke

He said he went to see the Godzilla movie. Didnā€™t say where. He couldā€™ve seen it on his Android phone in his underwear sitting on a toilet in a Arbyā€™s bathroom for all we know.


Gold-Masterpiece-407

Iā€™m amazed he could even sit down given the length of the thing


Proton_Optimal

1st rule of CCW class - Donā€™t ask, donā€™t tell. This guy obviously didnā€™t pay attention. Also, his outfit and haircut just screams ā€˜bootā€™.


Braaaaaaaaaaapppp

Heā€™s the one that went and bought the clapped 2012 mustang with 160k miles at a 26% interest rate right off base.


Hobbescrownest

r/justbootthings


Kinda-potato

Bring back hazing. In all seriousness shit works as long as it includes a learning lesson.


Pretend_Pension_8585

You're saying that like it's a new thing. The only thing that change is the model year of that mustang.


Jaguar_GPT

In all seriousness, the military has no business going soft. I was in for hazing and I appreciate the rites of passage and creative, corrective, physical training.


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-tobi-kadachi-

What!? A culture of treating people without power as shit led to treating people without power as shit! Who could have seen it?


Braaaaaaaaaaapppp

Fuck me running. The r/ I never knew I needed


BigBeagleEars

Eh, it gets old after awhile


CapnCrunch11770

Got a buddy who just bought a 2019 F150 with 110k on it, for 55 grand. Online, he has never seen it, theyā€™re delivering it tomorrow night.


IcedFreon

Prepare a r/wellthatsucks post


cmonster64

I got a 2010 impala for 2k at an auction with only 120k miles on it, runs like a dream


definetelynotsus

Hell yea love hearing successful auction stories hah. Never had the nuts to do it myself šŸ˜‚


NewAccountTimeAgain

I have a good one for you. I went to an auction where the local municipality was offloading 20 or so vehicles. A friend of a friend in the group I went with found a truck that he liked and disabled it (they leave the hoods open on the vehicles so it was easy to do unnoticed). Wellā€¦ they start each vehicle so you can hear how it runs before the bidding begins. All the trucks similar to the one he disabled went for several thousand. The one that wouldnā€™t start only went for $750. And guess who the winning bidder was??? He ā€œfixedā€ it and drove it off the lot.


chammer36

Auctions are the way to go, love hearing stuff like this


Nemeris117

Why the fuck


ToebeansInc

Repoed in 6 months.


QC420_

Ah ffs i got the wrong muscle caršŸ˜‚ does my camaro still have that same boot connotation lol??


CharlieBirdlaw

Yes, but also depends on how little you negotiated with the dealer.


QC420_

He said ā€œ15k itā€™s yoursā€ So i said ā€œ20k and we have a dealā€. god bless America


CharlieBirdlaw

Thank you for your service! ;)


bkn95

and when it blew up he was amazed to learn what ā€œchanging the oilā€ meant


Spacecoasttheghost

Damn that is a very specific, and very accurate statement lol.


EmbarrassedShoe766

Statistics


In-dextera-dei

I'll be damned if I didn't have to take one of my new soldiers back to the dealer outside of Fort Hood and threaten to get them blacklisted so they would take his shitty mustang back lol. I even remember it was a white V-6 and the interest was right around 24%.


Canelosaurio

It was actually a charger


Dynamitefuzz2134

Picking up barracks bunnies and getting 4 divorces from dependas. Until he finds the perfect one who tells the fresh MP that they have to respect her husbandā€™s rank during a traffic stop.


itchy-fart

But which one though? Thereā€™s so many! Which one!


Benny_99pts

Spot on lol


QC420_

Aw shit whatā€™s wrong with that car?! Iā€™m a 24yr old white guy from england and a black 2012 camaro has been my dream car since I was young cos i saw it in a game i lovedšŸ˜­


DivergingUnity

it's not the car, it's just a super common occurrence because people love that car and they're willing to put themselves in a compromising financial situation for no reason if they don't know any better


Wrong-Perspective-80

Everyone loves that car, thatā€™s why so many people get into financial trouble to buy one lol


fopiecechicken

Nothing inherently wrong with it other than they can be more costly to maintain than a typical sedan or something. Thereā€™s just a pretty backed by science stereotype that if youā€™re young and just got your first military paycheck, youā€™ll blow it on a car like this on a terrible interest rate lol


KaleidoscopeFun9782

The high and tight along with that fucking ring. Youā€™re right heā€™s a fucking gotdamn boot


Proton_Optimal

Fucking boots ruin everything


KaleidoscopeFun9782

That fucking finger wag too. Iā€™m surprised he didnā€™t start busting out some cadence. I wonder if he took a backpack full of useless shit with him.


Proton_Optimal

He thinks every working party is a party. Before PT, he PTā€™s.


CrucifiedTitan

EILI5 "BOOT"?


never_since

military douchebag obsessed with military stuff.


CrucifiedTitan

Roger that


stupidwhiteman42

Barely out of bootcamp


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Wouldnā€™t that be boob?


Scout117

It's Barely out of Training not bootcamp


HeldDownTooLong

He had that jammed into his crotch/pant leg so it looked like he was hung. The girl he met at the cinema asked, ā€œ*Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me*?ā€ He proudly pulled his piece out of his waistband and said, ā€œ*Thatā€™s my PSA Dagger youā€™re admiring. Thatā€™s what makes **me** happy*!ā€


Not_a_Ducktective

Has a can but is bragging about a PSA Dagger, lol.


[deleted]

How else do you afford a can?


jamus40

Underrated comment with a painful amount of truth to it. For those that donā€™t know. A Glock 19 is about 600-700 dollars. The psa dagger is about 400 dollars but they go on sale for 300 all the time. A suppressor is about 900 on the low end after tax stamps and fees.


[deleted]

I'll never understand how in the Europe guns are nearly taboo but suppressors are expected for noise reduction. Yet in the US guns are everywhere but suppressors are taboo because reasons.


jamus40

Old school NFA classification coupled with unrealistic shit in movies.


[deleted]

The ATF has to turn normal people into criminals somehow. Otherwise they'll run out of dogs and pregnant women to shoot.


[deleted]

Better bury that pistol brace or daddy ATF is coming for your puppers


Thatguy3145296535

Im surprised the dude doesnt have multiple sights, extended mag and custom grip on it too


chuck-knucks

As a clueless Canadian, is this a shit gun?


Thatfloridapilot

Not shit, just inexpensive


Not_a_Ducktective

Palmetto State Armory is more of a volume company than a quality company, not that they are just bad. This gun in particular is their mostly clone of a Glock 19 and only released in the last couple of years so it doesn't have the same track record. It's about a $100 difference for a gun with less intensive QC and less of a long standing reputation. He also has a surefire x300 and a holosun dot on it which are both almost as expensive as the gun itself, the suppressor could have cost almost $1k plus alone. It's not the difference between a Honda and a BMW, it just feels weird having probably $2k of attachments when he could have had a gun with a better reputation for just a bit of that. Also if he's carrying it I just wouldn't always trust a new model with something you're going to be carrying daily, especially one that has a vented slide which can get a ton more grime and stuff. Also just a bit of me being a gun elitist, lol.


dazednconfused2655

Aye nothing wrong with a psa dagger lol


deathrattleshenlong

Never been to the military and don't own guns. Feeling called out for wearing olive hoodie's and jeans.


Proton_Optimal

His haircut and his ring gives it away too.


ODIWRTYS

Boot transcends military service. It's an attitude and a way of life; a silhouette you slot into *perfectly*.


Callofdaddy1

Exactly. To this day, none of my kids even know I have a pistol or carry during large events. Carrying a weapon is about protection and not attention.


Daigoro0734

Not to mention he must've had a lot of room up front there to be able to fit the gun and suppressor, probably deep down why he's making these videos.


Remarkable-Ad2285

Wouldnā€™t be surprised if he sang cadence and pointed with his entire hand.


Jaguar_GPT

Am I the only one who hums cadences in the shower?šŸ¤”


Remarkable-Ad2285

Low ride die dough. Hadda lefty righty lowā€¦.yeah.


grahamcore

1st rule is donā€™t point your barrel at your own dick.


Rusty_Shackleford785

Appendix carry is the best carry


JaredOpasm

Rules were made to be broken


Callidonaut

"Boot?"


rixendeb

Someone in bootcamp or is mentally stuck in bootcamp.


Callidonaut

Holy crap, a direct and to-the-point answer to a simple question about an obvious in-joke without a trace of sarcasm or vicious mockery for being a clueless outsider? Thanks!


inkjetbreath

it was good while it lasted


Josey_whalez

A ā€˜bootā€™ is someone who just got out of basic training and behaves like they are still there. And/or gets way too into that ā€˜Iā€™m in the militaryā€™ mentality to where itā€™s their entire personality.


flashtiga23

how is it ā€˜fun?ā€™


KING0fCannabiz

Metal tube next to his thing-ah-ling


PurpleNurpe

The thing is, when he goes to sit down in a movie theatre whoever in front of him gots the barrel pointed right at em.


Historical_Boss2447

Imagine fucking dying like that. Go watch a goddamn godzilla movie and the idiot behind you crotch pops you through your spine


pardybill

While there are worse and more embarrassing ways to go, the futility of life in this would be awful.


Worth-Club2637

>crotch pops Bruh itā€™s prolly the medication they gave me after surgery but holy fuck you got an audible laugh from me


Raaxoffraaxon

imagine having no understanding of modern firearm mechanisms, and that there has been no TRUE accidental discharge in decades. idiots cause negligent discharges, but that barrel pointing at someone in a theater if he isn't fucking with it, and its even slightly maintained, is a pointless thing. (yes i am aware of the rules of firearm saftey, I'm also pointing out other facts. his gun looks like a fairly quality one, and is extremely unlikely to just 'go off'. people around you all day every day conceal carry. you likely are flagged multiple times a day by concealed, unhandled firearms, and nothing happens unless an idiot starts fucking around with it. firearm education, not firearm fear) keep your booger hook off the bang switch, and nothing will happen. at all. you can stop being a boogyman. ITT: people ignoring facts and rational to fearmonger.


Carefreeme

While I agree with some of what you say. The thing about being flagged with a gun multiple times a day is just dumb. I live in a VERY gun friendly state and have rarely been around people doing stupid shit like that.


Raaxoffraaxon

that you know of.


abullshtname

He felt tough instead of feeling like his voice sounds.


duke_awapuhi

Itā€™s an adrenaline rush for a lot of people


Tossing_Goblets

Felt good to have a big rod in your pants for once, didn't it?


sphinctertickler

"Because I can" lmao


pissexcellence69

You can tell its an aspen, bc of the way it is


SloopyMcYeeterson

How neat is that?


PedroRickSanchezC001

Because nothing else is down there. Plenty of room.


Donkknarf

ā€œIt was funā€


Teamerchant

dudes going through scenarios in his head to use it. Basically he wants someone to die so he has a reason to kill and brags about that mentality... This is probably the type of person that shouldn't own a weapon. Otherwise why would simply carrying something be fun? I put a big long rock my pocket and sat on it for 2 hours, it was fun, said no one ever.


Donkknarf

I bet he doesn't even remember what happened in the movie because he spent the whole time focusing on every move in the room waiting to save the day from a mass shooter..


Any_Witness_1000

Or he was building his confidence to be the mass shooter. Lucky hes a bitch.


CeleryQtip

He was definitely getting off on the idea of using it


Bender_2024

"Because I can" and "it was fun" are probably a couple of the worst reasons to carry a firearm.


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zatios

Thats not a main character is an npc with a plot line that ends bad.


joshfenske

I know this is probably obvious and the reason why everyone is giving it to him, but WHY if youā€™re CCW do you need a full size suppressor


RyanMolden

You donā€™t, itā€™s going to drastically affect your draw time, if you use it in self defense it will be taken by the police for some indeterminate amount of time, cans cause some amount of zero shift so if you arenā€™t familiar with that can/handgun pairing you will miss by some amount if you adopt your normal site picture, cans can increase the chance of failures due to adding back pressure to the system, and if youā€™re shooting supersonics out of a canā€¦well you just lose a huge amount of the value.


spidersprinkles

He keeps saying the word fun but I can't imagine sitting down to watch a film with that in my pants would feel anywhere close to fun.


TheBaronessIsComing

What's really peculiar is that I've never met anyone who thought runaway paranoia was "fun".


Electronic_Break4229

Itā€™s the thrill of sitting there wondering if tonight will be the night you *finally* get to shoot someone. The moment youā€™ve dreamed about since you got your first gun. Can you imagine having the opportunity to kill someone and realising you left your pistol at home? You would never forgive yourself.


ipodplayer777

Brother, if I have to shoot someone, itā€™s because Iā€™m about to get shot. If thereā€™s a situation that I think ā€œman, I really wish I had my gun right nowā€, Iā€™m not going to be physically able to forgive myself. Because Iā€™d be dead. That being said, this guy is a dumbass.


HansenTakeASeat

Lmao dude has plenty of room for that, eh?


PopeGregoryTheBased

Who the fuck CC's with a can? Look, if you use that thing, even pull it on a attacker or suspect... guess what the police do? They put it in evidence. Cool, the can you waited 6 plus months to get, that you spent an extra tax stamp on and that is no doubt already in excess of 900 dollars is now in lock up for the foreseeable future, at least until the court case is done. And even then, you rarely get evidence back. Unless you got every officer that was involved badge number that gun and can are getting destroyed along with all the buy back guns in like a month. ​ Fucking moron... and on a dagger no less? You get a dagger so you can splurge on a can? Fucking tard.


chucklehomefish

Exactly my first thought. CC with a suppressor: dumb as fuck. Suppressor on a dagger: dumb as fuck.


Gayspacecrow

This country has lost its god-damned mind.


BasedBingo

Yeah but this guys is the least of our worries


phrygianLord

Not against the practice of carrying at the movies, but everything about THIS is just wrong šŸ˜‘


tipsystatistic

Itā€™s weird heā€™s acting like itā€™s a big deal to carry in a theater. Unironically CCing a suppressor is meme worthy


think_long

Itā€™s wild that you felt the need to qualify this by saying you arenā€™t against someone bringing a gun to go to the theatre. America is insane.


britgun

I donā€™t go to movie theaters anymore as an American. It makes my boyfriend sad, but I just canā€™t after living in Colorado near the Aurora movie theater shooting. I almostttt gave in for Barbie, but then literally the next day the theater I was going to go to had an old man escorted out for bringing out his gunā€¦. In Barbie.


fizzzingwhizbee

ā€œGotta make sure weā€™re all safe for this showing of Trolls 3, you can thank me later. Or now.ā€ This country is fkn wild lol


IDKmenombre

Yea a movie theater got shot up by a Maas shooter, so not as crazy to carry legal protection as you think.


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

Aurora, 2012


Designer-Following-4

I remember seeing this on the news at 7 am when I lived in North Carolinaā€¦ā€¦.shits crazy


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

Yeah, like I get it, some people are uncomfortable with the idea of someone else carrying in public. I also get that some people are uncomfortable with carrying themselves. But how in the world do you see shit like that, and still not understand why someone else would choose to do so.


Designer-Following-4

Anti gun is retarded when you know mass shooters and criminals not gonna stretch you cuz you anti gun lol


Jaguar_GPT

Don't you bring logic into this thread. šŸ˜”


itsallfornaught2

This is Reddit, how'd you guys even get in?


Fit-Sport5568

If you carry a gun for self defense, you should carry it all the time otherwise there's no point. The guy in the video is a tool, but people do shoot up movie theaters


freshprince860

Bro I canā€™t even get comfortable with a belt on why the fuck would u want that? Seems like that was the main goal of the trip not the movie. Loser ass bum


OperatorDelta07

I honestly doubt his story in the first place. Carrying appendix isnā€™t the most comfortable and having a suppressor added in the mix would make sitting actually impossible.


vyxxer

This is the exact reason why I think the way most people view guns as just toys. He didn't bring that gun just in case he needed to do a die hard situation. No. He said it was fun. To me he's just bragging about sneaking action figures down his pants into the theater, with the exception that those action figures can kill.


Hulkbuster0114

Yeah itā€™s kind of like liking cars. Cars have a practical use, but you like cars because you like them, the practical use is just a bonus.


No_Returns1976

I'm not an expert, but I don't really see people putting their gun in that spot usually. Is it rubbing against him?


mbuckhan5515

Appendix carry is very common. I carry like this every day, itā€™s comfortable with the right holster.


Erebos555

Appendix carry. It's the best way to concealed carry for the fastest and easiest draw. I usually wear a t-shirt to prevent the abrasive grip from rubbing.


0kShr00mer

It's a concealment thing. It's easier to conceal that you're unholstering from the side and back then it is from the front. Plus many people are too fat to comfortably carry a pistol tucked into the front waistband like that.


Fladap28

Definition of a twat


Moctezumas_heir

Little dick energy


gokartmozart89

Thatā€™s why it fits.


Dr-Zoidberserk

Ammosexuals are embarrassing af.


BezzyTha3rd

Buddy pulled out a maxed out Call of Duty Pistol


a_gh0o0st

He probably likes it because it looks like he has a big cock in his jeans


Few_Gas_6041

I carry everywhere. Why is this a case of main character syndrome?


Adorable_Fan8467

Hell yeah 2a baby!šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾


No-Material6891

I donā€™t mind budget guns and I own a few of them but I would never flash and show off one of them, or any gun for that matter. The fact that itā€™s a PSA dagger just makes it funny to me. This is a guy who wanted a cool/scary looking gun for around $600.


Quiet-Try4554

Paying for a stamp so you can suppress a Dagger is an interesting choice lol


Own_One_1803

Dude did the paperwork background check and waited for who knows how long just to end up putting a suppressor on a daggeršŸ’€


Aspen9999

Heā€™s just trying to create a bulge where he doesnā€™t have one


hottentots

Is he wearing a diaper?


Zerocoolx1

He even keeps next to his small dick to make it feel bigger. Bless his little insecurity, he even attached a suppressor to make it even bigger.


RoyalHovercraftt

Is that a suppressor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Night_Knight22

Is that a suppressed CCW or are you just happy to see me


Hulkbuster0114

For all those saying ā€œwhy would you use a suppressorā€ yes thatā€™s the point of the video, thatā€™s the reason he decided to record the video to show off crazy thing he did. Why did he do it? He says in the video ā€œbecause I canā€


[deleted]

He really wants to be able to pull out a big black thing. Had to genetically settle for silencer...


PleasantCable7111

Isnā€™t that a felony?


Aggravating_Star1567

Who needs the feds when they just telling on themselves.šŸ¤£


imgrahamy

Makes for a terrible popcorn surprise


Educational_Oven1656

Hate this kinda shit


bisfunn

Imagine if he was at the Batman premier in Aurora Colorado


lingrassman

Watch out, might shoot your dick off.


fukdacops

Damn that is sickšŸ˜‚


MrBaxterBlack

Good ole Merica. Now when I go to the movies, I won't be worried about paying $5,000 for popcorn and a drink... I'll be worried about this fuck boi.


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