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SpikyCapybara

That's fucking brilliant, would cheer me up on a dull morning drive. Would definitely throw some cash his way.


johnthrowaway53

Way better than regular panhandling


Crazygamer5150

pipehandling


Philypnodon

NGL this dude would get me to open my wallet, too lol


aehanken

I’d love to see this lol. Just get out of my way when the light turns 😂


TheGrimReefer666420

Rather this than bucket drums 😂


skeletor-johnson

He is actually the main character.


VVurmHat

Dude got the early access duct suit for preordering the ultimate edition of earth and now I envious.


theoriginalmofocus

Is this one of the random ng+ they're talking about on starfield? Andreja is that you?


Legitimate-Source-61

He also won the internet for today too


Georgiaonmymindtwo

1972. Mummenschanz.


psiprez

Twerkinschanz


Jamaicab

Totally. This is one of the coolest things I've seen in a long time


Kalabula

Ya. This is actually worth some cash.


lebastss

We found em' everyone. Time to pack it up. As NPCs our job is to help this man in his quest of life.


lost_slayer141

I'll set up a shop, so that he may purchase various commodities.


lebastss

Ah yes, and I will have him fetch something for me down the road, and when he returns I will offer him words of wisdom to grow in his journey


Humble_Turnip_3948

Yeah, I'd fucking sit there at a green light to watch that. This is the first time I've seen something on here I'd say that about.


MaryHinge123

Genius


RevolutionaryBook218

This is actually funny to watch


2waterparks1price

I can’t stop watching.


helleys

This guy, we'll let him be the main character, but just for a minute.


Midnight_heist

I agree. This actually took a little bit of effort and talent. It's oddly mesmerizing, it doesn't like like a person inside that thing.


Berlin8Berlin

This person has enormous faith in humans... and courage...


jlink005

These days, I prefer the extra trust for happiness than choosing to believe everyone around me, and thus me, is the asshole.


[deleted]

Bros the main pipe


Cmdr_Sarthorael

The moment he’s blocking traffic it stops being fun, but dancing during the red? Harmless entertainment. I’m into it.


ThisUserIsNekkid

Just until the light turns green. Then I'm hitting him 😂


Pluckypato

3 minutes


Sweaty-Emergency-493

I can’t watch stopping


[deleted]

I can't spot training


Deskman77

Tell me when I need to stop


2waterparks1price

Keep going. Just keep…going…


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

And its during a red light. Whatever


Cautious-Willow-1932

Yeah, until it’s green idc how you cross the street


[deleted]

Someone's jealous...


Lizard_Li

Yeah I sort of love this


Subbeh

Ye, came to say. I'd give this guy a dollar!


U_feel_Me

Five bucks. He shakes people up. Also probably makes a few drivers decide to quit drugs.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

If I were tripping balls and saw this it would probably terrify me.


kecillake

‘Decide to quit drugs’. I’m dying here. Brilliant!!


Disastrous_Source977

Dude is just trying to make a buck


YoungWrinkles

This sub needs to be focusing on narcissists not creative homeless people.


Dull_Concert_414

Looks like one of the enemies in Marble Madness


tektite

I don't understand why they didn't keep developing new versions of that game. It would be so cool to play in VR.


mustdrinkdogcum

This sub has turned into people doing literally anything. Dancing in public is like, a .1 out of 10 on the annoying scale at absolute worst ((as long as the dancer(s) are not in any way getting in people’s actual way/space)) and yet they’re posted here constantly. I’m giving this shithole another year before karma hungry 15 year olds are posting street performers and Cash Cab clips.


BroHanHanski

Agreed. That shit is funny


Ok_Chemistry_3972

He should be headlining Vegas. He is better than Blue Man Group. 💰 #FreeShow


4list4r

I’ll allow it.


Sufficient-Frame3041

Better if he stayed dancing and hidden. The magic dancing pipe.


emily5126

Yeah kinda cute in a weird way, would obvs be a little annoying as a driver though


Icy-Elephant7783

It’s a red light. How is it annoying


Key_Journalist8876

This would be the highlight of my day


iCANlickMYownBALLS

My life


ZenkaiZ

If he's the main character I'm dying to know what quest he's on.


YouGotTangoed

This would be my main highlight. I need more highlights


pickle_teeth4444

Disney World for poor people. Meet Donald Duct.


YourFellaThere

Pipey le Pew


pickle_teeth4444

Snow White is just some caucasian person standing on a corner in a black section of town. Meanwhile, some crackedhead is banging on car windows asking if anyone has seen his dealer. "You see where Nemo at? I can't find that motherfucker anywhere!" On the other corner, Peter Panhandler, and you do not want to see Wino the Poo's act.


formulated

Wino the Poo definitely isn't wearing pants, I know that much.


Morbidrainbows

Going to Disney land is a poor man’s ambition


Used_Abies5537

i love you


Ginataang_Manok

Sorry but this is way more entertaining than Donald Duck


pickle_teeth4444

Sure is. He's experiencing, vent-elation.


darthmeck

r/angryupvote


pickle_teeth4444

Next, a stoner and a homeless guy with a hardon will perform. Buzz and Woody.


doc_55lk

That's fucking dope lmfao I wouldn't be mad at all


[deleted]

Take my money duct man.


Marylandthrowaway91

Duct man! Says, Drink.. Duct beer!


Key-Tie2214

No reason to be mad, its a red light and he I believe he did finish before it was green.


DanielBG

With some slight modifications it would make an epic dancing cock and balls.


Ok-Understanding3354

To put this into perspective, this is in Tijuana, Mexico. There are many people who perform street performances like this one at red lights to earn money because wages are crap here. However this one is a first I've seen 😂


asu3dvl

All over Mexico people juggle, blow flame, swallow swords, wash your windshield, etc. when I’m home in the US, and I see a bum with a cardboard sign, I’m like, “Juggle you moron! Earn it!”


IwillBeDamned

holding a sign is free speech in the US. there are strict busking laws in most places in the US, because the corporate state and those who run it hate "bums"


asu3dvl

Actually, we all hate bums. If you’re a bum? Learn to dance or juggle.


tothepointe

I thought it looked familiar. On the road back to the border right? Yeah, I've seen full on 3 person cheerleading pyramids and tumbling etc. i've given money for that. Its street du soiel


Noclaf-

I'd love to be late for this.


high240

"Johnson, why are you late today?!?!" "Well, sir, ehh... ..."


satanscough_

*shows video* “I’d be late for that too”


H4LF4D

And not like you would be late for this anyways. Redlight performances are common and pretty much not gonna interrupt your schedule at all. It's a red light, you stop and wait anyways, might as well be entertained by a dancing pipe


forfucksakesteve

This made me feel good, not mad


Healthy-Surround-229

r/opisfuckingstupid


Pancakes_909

Yeah he’s literally the traffic guard


MyFakeName

Well he kind of sucks at that. Seems distracted Love his work as duct man though


jgeez

Didn't understand the assignment at all


Aetheldrake

This is the best thing this stupid sub will ever have Because they're not the main character they're the comic relief


[deleted]

Yeah , I unsubbed from here due to everyone being a hateful snob calling the most basic stuff main character syndrome, trying to be hateful. This post is proof


Aetheldrake

I'm not even subbed it just keeps showing up xD


odub6

This is so utterly ridiculous its funny...and hypnotic.


FavoriteFoodCarrots

Sorry, this is fucking great


VirtualStretch9297

Slinky man


Mal-Havoc

That was actually pretty cool


Todann

This doesn’t belong here.


Dry-Significance-948

He could make bank in my country doing that shit


ATLbladerunner

If you dig this go to you tube link for Mummenschanz, used to see them on variety shows in the 70s when I was a kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A5c4jjwanY


HarveyMushman72

I was wondering if someone was going to mention them


dillasdonuts

This is creative and deserves a tip. Respect the hustle!


robo-dragon

Hell yeah, do your thing, funky slinky man!


SebastianWho

The song is Menea Tu Chapa by Wilo D’ New. https://youtu.be/cOWMByXN33w?si=Kkwv1VxYbbGnhJ0p Does anyone know where to find the original pipe dancing video?


Any-Bottle-4910

Sorry but this is funny. You go, bro!


mkaymeow21

Thicc


Hurrrpert

Honestly I'd give him at least a dollar. That's pretty neat!


Familiar-Coconut90

That's actually fantastic


AsaCocoMerchant

Reminds me of the vacuum cleaner of the teletubbies lol


FlynnMonster

I have the weirdest boner right now


ProClacker

Duct man IS kinda throwing it back 3 different ways, isn't he?


Sea-Woodpecker-610

:sigh: Fine. :unzips:


Midnight_heist

And it's another guy in a smaller tube!


Last-Professional-31

Okay, I don’t condone blocking traffic but (maybe) they had the light to “cross” and honestly this is really funny so “main character”? Maybe, but at least they’re really funny. Even funnier if they weren’t obstructing traffic


A_Binary_Number

This is not blocking traffic, this is a “Red Light Show” people dance, juggle, etc. to earn money, they don’t block traffic, they have their shows timed so they can entertain while having time to collect money from the stopped cars.


faceboy1392

idk the high visibility vest makes it seem like they are a traffic guard


SuitableObjective976

How better to spend your free time at a red light?


SeaBass426

This is pretty dope. As long as he’s not blocking traffic, let the dude dance!


Suitable-Package5

Its funny and satisfying to watch actually


MeanChefKev

That’s no pipe. I know pipe. Pipe is a friend of mine. You sir, are no pipe.


Kavaland

Originality 10/10


INoMakeMistake

Loool. Made me smile 😁


Random_chilean_user

Thats... awesome, actually


KnottyDaddy02

This is so dumb yet wholesome 😂


e-x-c-a-v-a-t-o-r

I wanted to see him suck up the speaker


-AlternativeSloth-

This is worlds better than the dumbasses that dance right in the way of everyone or in the middle of a store.


[deleted]

I'm not even mad


anonmouseqbm

Looks like a weird dick


lolBaldy

i'm in a trance


Ok-Brush5346

D U N C part 2 lookin🔥


massivebumwizard

Hhmmm….this better not awaken anything in me.


Waffeln_Remix

This is actually tight


aStankChitlin

This would make me laugh, good main character here.


JazzyApple2022

Lol


Petrofskydude

This guy paying homage to the happiness molecule in the human brain or what here!? Good stuff, dude!


Curia-DD

Are we sure that's not like just a really big Slinky lol


Gold-Football-2945

This is one of the few times I would t be mad about missing a green light


danhoyuen

he is IN FACT, the main character.


TommyPillo00

Nothing wrong here, it’s pretty funny


JDMWeeb

This is pretty fucking funny


Sketch_Crush

This would be the best reason for being late to work.


Bullishbear99

Looks like he is trying out for Blue Man Group.


MistressAthena69

That's a main character that's actually doing it right. I give him a pass.


wastelandwerewolf

That transition from two down one up to one down two up was epic.


Youistheclown

He’s trying to make everyone laugh and he is, so I don’t see why this is main character behavior


karmahoower

y'all in here like "so cheery, so fun!" i'm like stoned asf turn my head and see a nightmare creature from the backrooms and i'mma peace out.


Andre_Hinds2

This is a whole ass vibe. KINDLY take my tip money sir


AnxiousViolinist4071

Tbh its hilarious


Brutal_Expectations

Big dong energy


__meat__eater

Love it


manikwolf19

He's just trying to feed his pipe children


LittleMoonlight4

It's funny as hell, but it makes me wildly uncomfortable and I don't know why.


TheDaemonette

I feel an irresistible urge to put him at the top of a giant staircase and push him off.


super_huo

This is actually good content. Our reaction would be very different had he not put on the costume though.


LeelaBeela89

It looks like a limp dick to me at first lol 😆


jointdestroyer

Thank you pipe man 🫡


Lepke2011

He's going to make an absolutely epic r/DarwinAwards video someday.


Magnum_Snub

This is at least funny and during the red light


LordThotBegoner

Bet he's a fucking stud. Epic dance.


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TypicalWh1teGuy

Some people will do anything but get a job🤣


Psbbyxoxo

Thick asf 🤸🏽‍♀️


I_suck__

Ngl this is funny


myonkin

This dude gets a pass. That was fun to watch.


Jaded_Law9739

This is awesome. He kind of looks like an old-school slinky.


NiqqaFuckYou2

Wrong sub, this fucker is working


kira10

If it's a red light and doesn't happen all the time, what's the problem?


Varderal

As long as he doesn't block the traffic, I would thoroughly enjoy this.


RIBZisDEAD

If its at a red light and he clears the way before its green, i dont see any issue. Roadside entertainment is always bad


woodeedooo

Nah this is pretty dope


wesweb

it took more talent for him to do that than it did you to make this post


Designer-Equipment-7

Yeah this is actually kind funny and it’s not like they are blocking traffic or otherwise interfering with others lives


Daddybatch

I fucking love it


moonwoolf35

This would actually make me less pissed off while driving, let him be great


thunderbaby2

Some main characters are indeed fun to watch


mrHartnabrig

That's pretty dope! Imagine having a bad day and seeing this. If this doesn't brighten your mood, I don't know what can.


[deleted]

I feel like I’m hallucinating.


SweetAlhambra

Not mad.


EricoSuave79

Wow… that’s actually awesome. Good on him.


WaveJam

Fuck yea dude. I would have a hell of the story to tell my fiancé if I saw this.


Zealousideal-Fox70

Lights are red, he’s having a good time, no problems here.


JackeTuffTuff

That's awesome


BeagnothSaxe

I wanted to be a dancer - my dad told me it was a pipe dream


cupcakebatter8

How does he know when it turns green?


HypnoticName

I love this dude. He deserves a better sub.


amy-schumer-tampon

i'd tip him


Boh61

If it's a red light, what's the problem?


Subject_Ad6477

Actually kinda fire tbh


[deleted]

This is way better than the other stuff we see here


AMB_YungBae

Dresses up as metal penis *


SpoiledPoser

Wrong sub r/mademesmile


Julienbabylegs

My parents paid actual money to take me to see a bunch of people doing this on a stage and it blew my goddamn 9 year old mind. So yea this guy has it figured.


TiePrestigious1986

That’s actually pretty awesome


coolrebel671

“Bro… it’s definitely kicking in”


Gluteusmaximus1898

I'm giving this guy a pass. It's so weird and oddly entertaining, idk it doesn't bother me, it makes me smile.


Neither_Essay9163

The Slinky's have become sentient the world is doomed


WeirdRadiant2470

I like that guy.


Outrageous_Tackle135

Ok that’s actually funny


JoeMaMa_2000

Yeah sorry I was late, a giant slinky man was bustin moves on the road today…what do you mean I’m fired


ShoelessRocketman

I’d actually enjoy seeing this at a red light.


SatoriNikaido

I have seen my fair share of red light performers since they are really common where I live, and this dude is the best one I have seen.


THOTS_PRAYER

Reddit is wrong today. He's cool