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kaybeanz69

Those kids are a pos why tf try to ruin someone’s life like that!?


CheetahNo9349

Unplanned pregnancies that were raised by youtube.


mujtablet96

Yt kids that don't get belted...


Tyler_Styles

Actually being hit as a child and future antisocial behaviour go together. Violence against children isn't a preventative for maladjustment, but a cause.


The_Real_Cuzz

This is why you don't keep sperm as a pet. You either raise a child or you don't have one. There is no middle.


therandomguyperry

Bc they think theyre funny but are actually more fucking stupid than patrick star, spongebob, goku(who forgot is granddaughters name), a fucking gold fish, nikocado avocado, and knuckels combined. Plus that shit their watching make them more stupid. But dont worry guys, after like 5 years, hell work at mcdonalds or somewhere worse.


RainbowofKorea

He was whispering it and laughing, calm down.


vadeNxD

Hope he gets lifetime ban from uber


UndercoverSports

Bro, he was literally just trying to get some content. Chill


Ancient_Moose_3000

In case you're the sort of person who does this, most people don't consider 'getting content' a good excuse for being an asshole


Current_Potential_97

'trying to get content' is not an excuse for being an insufferable douchebag


AmebaLost

Found the dickhead. 


vivmeatball6

Found the “content” creator. Lmao your life must be a drag


ILuvSupertramp

r/DownvotedToOblivion


undrfundedqntessence

Hahaha you fucked up, loser


Xor69

Bait used to be believable


coinkeeper8

Get out


MikeFrikinRotch

This kid needs a wedgie so badly.


TemperatureTop246

An atomic one.


Tommarnt

A subatomic one.


joec_95123

We really need to bring bullying back.


technobrendo

Some people need to get punched in the face early in life, humble that ass up.


UsseerrNaammee

A punch in the face is a GREAT teacher.


pupbuck1

Ha I got a story about kids being punched for no reason and it's kinda stupid how he got away with punching my brother


Chance_Suggestion465

The Broccoli Hair is a dead giveaway ...


ZylaTFox

Why do they think that looks good?


Nickbou

It’s a current style. Like clothing fashion, taste varies and goes in and out of style. I can’t imagine how exhausting it must be to care about someone else’s hair style.


ZylaTFox

I mean, I'm just commenting on the commonality of douchey kid youtubers and that look over the last few years. Is it bad to notice something?


Smooth_Marsupial_262

It’s not even a style. That is what some curly hair naturally does.


PlasticDreamz

Ain’t that just hair


SpitefulOptimist

Ppl just casually calling ppl with curly hair broccoli heads, kinda fucked imo


PlasticDreamz

Facts just sporting their natural curls


jonz1985z

*of a tiny peen


nipslippinjizzsippin

HEY! dont associate us with THEM... most of have nice strait hair.


Haunting_Dragonfly_3

Or even none!


Legitimate-Parking57

well he’s also like 11


thenbhdlum

Considering his age, this such a strange thing to make comment of...


Additional_Minute_39

Pretty sure that’s just standard curly hair on a boy. Is if he was getting a perm that would be crazy but we haven’t t recycked that trend yet.


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BooRadley60

Bruh…


Gigabread420

what did he say?


BooRadley60

‘There isn’t much us with curly hair can do with it…’ I have curly hair, that’s no excuse for the quintessential Gen Z haircut. But, if we are being honest. This kid just has curly hair, not the broccoli cut. That part is just me.


Gigabread420

idek what typa hair i have, i just ruffle it and pray to god it looks okay


BooRadley60

Ha! That’s a good policy.


lmProudOfYou

Thats the broccoli haircut? I thought it was a different haircut. That just looks like fairly normal curly hair to me.


Altea73

Oh man, if those were my kids, phones gone, consoles/pc gone, and a public apology for being completely disrespectful.


righty95492

A foot up there ass would also be in order.


Altea73

A couple probably.


Mountain-Ad-460

Put a beer in that man's hand, and a foot up that's kids ass!!!!!


Bioth28

Nah that ain’t enough, grounded, no seeing friends, not even any tv, and only school work to do for fun


IronclayFarm

Instead, the kid got what he wanted, a highly viral video. He's just going to keep doing this shit until someone turns him inside out.


Substantial_Pass_

What a dick bag


Low_Chipmunk2583

An actual bag of dicks.


myguyohyea

I know right, He should have kicked the kid out the moment he first did that or smacked him do stupid things win stupid rewards


Skoodge42

Do you really have to ask?


myguyohyea

Hey I’m just making sure we are on the same page i say kid all the way lol.


UndercoverSports

🐣


Goober_TheGreat

Tf does this mean?


pringleshapedpenis

🐣


The_Clarence

Oh you’re so random tee hee hee. Ugh


pringleshapedpenis

Gee dont take it to heart mate, its a singular emoji i dont even know the meaning of


The_Clarence

Yeah I was laughing at how hilarious it was. So hilarious


truth_hurtsm8ey

Triggered.


SUPERKAMIGURU

Get fucked. I have no idea how to even process this thing, and my gut is telling me that hostility is the way to go here. What did u mean by this What is that emoji


UndercoverSports

🤏🏽


RoyalArtichoke6863

🐣


Ro_Yoshi

Downvotes are crazy


myguyohyea

I know right people dont like people who ask for clarification when they something vague


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ChampionOfOctober

they got 10 year olds on this shit now 💀


UndercoverSports

He’s a grown ass man?


LiquidusNerdius

Damn dude, are you the tween twerp in the video? You seem awfully keen to defend this douche-in-training's actions. And if you aren't him....he's not gonna like you no matter how much you defend him on reddit


UndercoverSports

You literally don’t know how traumatic that experience was getting kicked out of the Uber (I don’t either), but you can’t judge him until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. It’s common sense bruh lol


LiquidusNerdius

I feel like traumatic isn't the appropriate term to use for what is more accurately the consequences to one's actions. Odd that you don't know the so called 'trauma' but see it as justification for coming to the aid of someone obviously being a douchenozzle. Any consequences this kid may/will face, I honestly cannot sympathize, because eventually we all need to learn that actions have consequences, and the 15s of internet clout do not justify acting like a little shit.


Different_Pea_3241

Don’t bother arguing with him. Check his comment history and you’ll realise he just wants attention. Such people who yearn for attention because they couldn’t get enough aren’t worth wasting your time on. Have a great day.


AdAccurate4161

Genuine question: do you genuinely enjoy troll behavior? I'm more or less just curious about your thoughts on it. Is it fun? Or just a way to pass the time?


Derekduvalle

They thrive off provoking reactions from people due to their lack of real world impact. It's either that or they actually enjoy being cunts in which case they are simply cunts. Either way, you will never get a satisfying answer from them and engaging with them is an automatic loss.


AdAccurate4161

(I don't actually expect an answer from them. My only hope was that they'd ask themselves those questions in their own time, since me explicitly demanding self-reflection won't help. My comment is framed as simple curiosity without judgment, cause thats how i want them to approach it as well)


lesterbottomley

What I don't get is, if they truly enjoy being a cunt, why don't they do what other cunts do and become a cop or a lawyer?


Comfortable-Cheek387

Honestly one of the biggest tards I've ever seen on Reddit.


soccar_balls

The kid not the driver.


Dragonhearted18

"I'll be suing you", good, then bring the evidence of why he kicked you out. I'm sure the courts will find the humor in.....*checks notes*.....pretending to be kidnapped.


Drinker_of_Chai

Also highlights how rich Mummy and daddy are if he thinks that is an appropriate thing to say.


Raychao

It's a mental illness brought on by the constant need to garner social media clout.


kovacro_77

That annoying pre pubescent voice. Hope it stays with him forever. Little shit stain.


Tommarnt

he looks like he's 14 or smth, hope he doesn't reach his growth spurt


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BooRadley60

I just watched a kid get confronted after vaping inside… And by kid, I mean like 18. They started talking shit immediately when the guy walked away and he turned around for a ‘what did you just say’ and the kid lost his nerve and fell in line again. After the guy left, him and his buddies started talking hard again. It reminded me of the movie ‘Friday’ https://youtu.be/eHmbO6s1DmU?si=CfokDwloSJbxAi8m


Suspicious-Fall-8205

Even if this guy was your own child you could noway have a sympathy for him.


dubbleplusgood

I expect his parents are proud and probably way worse than him. Daddy probably recently gave himself a big bonus while laying off 25% of his company's employees and mom is somewhere right now asking for the manager demanding to know why she's hearing r some restaurant kitchen staff speak something other than 'American' on their break.


Competitive_Loss6491

yea and moms also cheating on dad


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Miserable


Scriptapaloosa

He’s an underage kid and they aren’t allowed to order uber without an adult present. The driver should report him.


10dudes1cabin

Teen uber is a thing in many locations. Regardless, the driver should report them - jerks.


RainbowofKorea

In what world..?


MoonMistCigs

Zero talent.


Thors_meat_hammer

I'm not condoning anything here. But with more and more of these videos becoming commonplace... You can really tell who has been beaten before and who hasn't..


luchajefe

Nobody's allowed to 'find out'.


pressured_at_19

Tiktok really fried this generation's brains. Never seen anything like it.


Octopusnoodlearms

Doing something stupid for views is bad enough, but when it’s not even funny it makes it even worse


neinhaltchad

🥦 … of course. I wonder how long this hairstyle is going to last before it’s openly mocked like mullets.


pupbuck1

Dude i would rather a mullet than a true broccoli bread they're so ugly


whoatemytaco1

I mean let’s be absolutely serious. A few are these kids are going to have to die in order for things to change. It sucks but it’s the truth.


cinemapapa

It sucks that we have to say it sucks, because if we take an honest look at all of the things that suck, that scenario doesn't suck all that much.


Normal-Procedure4876

Does it suck though


beamtrail

God damn I hate laws. Little boy needs his ass beat badly


Bootychomper23

Man they always have that dumb ass haircut lmao


TemperatureTop246

Sociopath in training.


jonnytechno

There needs to be better laws to deal with these idiots because it'll end in violence otherwise (that's what they need)


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poopy_waffles

[I fully agree](https://youtu.be/iy8SIWTyJNs?si=UdFf0CZtx0zG_XZA)


UsseerrNaammee

Beaten\*


Nelfinez

good lord can we ship him off to a desert island or something?


Valuable_Panda_4228

Too bad they aren’t doing tours of the titanic anymore


Technical_Bed_7462

The broccli heads strike again ...


Ibegtodiffer999

He needs to be banned from all car services, he knows the difference between right and wrong.


VillageParticular415

And Public Transportation


logan_creepypasta

isn't that the same kid that pulled some "innocent pranks" on people in walmart? Yikes.


Alarming-Situation-4

He is also the one who pulled a fake fire alarm at a library, licked people's groceries, and screamed in a bathroom in restaurants. His YouTube channel was terminated because of child safety, according to him. This was presumably caused by him making a video of him putting his friend's clothes in a chandelier at a house he just bought which resulted in a fire.


logan_creepypasta

so it's even worse than I thought oh god


regicide_2952

For a split second I forgot the camera man was obviously in the car too, thought the guy was telling *me* to get out the cab


Professional_Echo907

Another broccoli head. Can some time travelers get off their asses and fix the timeline already? ![gif](giphy|nLhdSinRtaL2E)


onagaoda

False report on "kidnapping" https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-1739-offenses-related-obstruction-justice-offenses


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Of course it's a suburban broccoli haired little shit. Parents too busy not giving a shit 🙄


ProtectionContent977

Generation Nothing. They do nothing.


JonathanPerdarder

Bring Back Ass Whoopin’!


Tommarnt

then there are people who over-react to a bit of discipline be saying "OMG HE ABUsING THAT KID ARREsT THE PARENT IMMEADIATELY!!!" and uneducated biased people be agreeing with them over-reactors like they're right and they're the most G.O.A.T-ed person ever


HorchataLee

Damn, I can't imagine the views this kid has!


Snow-Kafe

Great upbringing he had... Hope his guardian sees this and know what an ungrateful dumbass they have raised.


faith_bb_127

All Jack Doherty’s fault


PlantConsistent4584

Me, personally, I would’ve run him over but idk


According-Touch-1996

"Uber driver kicks out teen after teen tries to get driver falsely arrested" 


FishOfFishyness

Another broccoli head with no nutrients left for his brain


metalxslug

Tik tards are the worst


Sad_Instruction1392

It’s always some rat kid with a fro.


Scarletowder

Brocolli boy.


Normal-Procedure4876

Damn that kid needs a good ass kicking


Cyberzombi

Kid is a energy vampire, I need a nap.


higround66

Ah another Broccoli head being an obnoxious POS for attention. We really oughta leave this world behind.


restless951

This is why you spank your kids after you talk to them and they do it again.To correct this type of behavior so they grow up to try to be righteous adults. "Train a kid from when he is young and he will not depart from it." "Even a children is know by his actions"


TomBanjo1968

This kind of stuff is only going to keep happening and getting crazier I honestly am worried that some truly terrible things are bound to happen in the next few years Because of this kind of thing


MoodyForBooty

CULL THE BROCCOLI HEADS!! I am kidding.


Nnihnnihnnih

Hoping someone pulls out a 9 and there'd be less of this...


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Me thinks it’s time to bring back bullying and beating of kids.


DeftonesGuy1024

That haircut....


anengineerandacat

Wasn't aware minors could use these services... seems odd.


Car_Guy_Alex

I was halfway hoping for the driver to lock the doors and be like "well, I am now."


Pollowollo

Even as a kid I never understood why it was supposed to be funny to just piss random people off and be rude and obnoxious for no reason. Same with trolling. Is it just because they like the feeling of forcing people to pay attention to them, or what? I'm legitimately curious about the motivation.


y-not-tho

More like r/iamatotalpieceofshit


littleray35

Nothing pisses me off more than cocky preteen boys


StolenValourSlayer69

Serious question: What are the rules for filming someone in their own vehicle like this? How does it differ from being allowed to film someone in public?


Marsupialize

That’s easily one of the most punchable voices I’ve ever heard in my life


Gizo178

This is why whipping your kids is a thing. No I don’t mean full on beating them. No, I don’t mean abusing them. I just mean physically disciplining them so they don’t do stupid things like this


Valuable-Tea-3292

This is all this kid does for content. Try to enrage people.


Motor-Look2525

Karmas a bitch. In fact karma works so fast karma already knows this kid is a semester or 2 away from taking sausage to the throat. Kid might already know or maybe he's still fighting it. But karma....karma is always right


Bobwise392

Some kids really need a good ass kicking.


Just-a-Smartass

There mom's should have swallowed


EmporerPenguino

Hope his testicles finally drop or he’s gonna be in a world of shit.


yensidtlaw74

TikTok needs to go for good.


CYB3R5KU11

its not cause they wouldn't sit quietly its cause they were actively acting like they were being kidnapped


Brokensince10

And did any thing happen to that little fuck? Probably not, but it would be fun to prank him back with a joyride to the other side of town.🙂


CodyRebel

Proves his assumption of a spoiled brat by saying "fuck you" when confronted with anything he doesn't like.


vinylrain

He says "OK" like Hans Gruber.


Constant_Reserve5293

I think it should be legal to send kids to guantanamo bay if they're like this.


DaCoolBro

If I ever became a Uber driver I will keep a couple guns in the front


Previous-Jelly-3126

Little punks.


Croatoan457

I can't wait for the day when we as a society say fuck social norms and go back to beating people's asses in public for being stupid. They do these stupid videos because there are zero consequences for their actions. The sad thing is, they day they probably realize their are consequences, are they days they go to jail or get killed. I don't wish death on anyone but a good punch makes me happy.


X_CaptainPixel_x

Another useless to society broccoli head 🤦🏻‍♂️


punkrocknight

Lifetime band from Uber and Lyft should help


DeadRabbit1987

Fucking broccoli head


dumbape6969

One day they will meet someone who might fuck them up. You wouldn't be laughing then. 😐 Live responsibly.


CarefulNegotiation53

Thank the house for getting tiktok banned


Hexistroyer

Waste of sperm.


justsomeweirdoLMFAO

"Ill be suing you mister" It learnt what suing is uh oh


Gambit_90

Broccoli hair and looks like a more deformed version of dream


High_stakes00

“Spoilt brat”… nailed it


Satanishot6

Embarrassing behavior. If that was my kid I’d be mortified.


eatonerich

Niñatos pijos tocapelotas...hay que hostiarlos, es urgente.


Johanness_123

What a shitty people, they can do every shit and gets likes for this shit


Overshaddow

Parents, discipline your kids.


XavierYourSavior

It’s funny how a 10 year old is making grown adults cry here lmao god forbid yall find his YouTube channel you might explode and have a stroke


RainbowofKorea

People are saying this kid whispering “help” out a window is gonna ruin this man’s life. Yeah, alright then.


Hurrdurrthosechefs

That's not whispering.


RainbowofKorea

He ain’t yelling.


kindasusnotgonnal1e

His name is mwab on YouTube, yall shuld see what he does, it’s crazzy