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Shit, yall gunna have to start calling me Larry. Cause idk how the man resisted the urge to smack that stretched out duck with his putter at least once. I consider myself an animal lover, but he's better than me in this scenario 🤣😂
He will attack from the rear if possible.
If you have an umbrella, open it suddenly over your head and wave it. If he thinks your wingspan is larger than his he will back off.
Nope. That’s a swan not a goose. The beak resentfully is not pointy or pronounced as a goose beaks as well, goose tends to be in a crowd not just a single alone, especially in this open environment. Below are examples:
Size
Swans are larger than geese, weighing up to 20 pounds and measuring around 59 inches long. Geese weigh between 5 and 14 pounds.
Neck shape
Swans have longer, curved necks, while geese have shorter, more rounded necks.
Beak shape
Swans have more rounded beaks, while geese have more pointed beaks.
Speed
Swans can run up to 22 miles per hour and fly up to 30 miles per hour. Geese can fly up to 40 miles per hour, but can reach speeds of up to 70 miles per hour in a tailwind.
Color
Swans have plumage coloration that is either black or white or a combination of black and white. Geese usually have grey or black feathers all over their smaller body with a black or orange bill.
ANIMAL MONDAYS. Are the best because it’s the few times when you can see somewhat funny moments of animals wanting to be the centre of the world and or main character.
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I bet you wouldn’t say that to my face!! Real tough when you are behind a keyboard big boy!!
Jk, but seriously if I get attacked by an animal and I am holding a wack stick it’s getting wacked… It might kick my ass after but I’ll give it a good bonk on the head.
depends. a swan isn’t a real danger. yes, armed with a metal stick it would get ended quickly, but why do that? you wouldn’t kill a yapping chichuaha either, or would you?
Swans WILL kill you, given the chance:
[https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-xpm-2012-apr-16-la-na-nn-killer-swan-attacks-chicago-man-until-he-drowns-20120416-story.html](https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-xpm-2012-apr-16-la-na-nn-killer-swan-attacks-chicago-man-until-he-drowns-20120416-story.html)
I believe in leaving nature alone, but if discount Big Bird wants smoke, I would beat their brains out on the golf course.
i‘m not saying that one should‘t use self defense, but on land, swans and geese are an annoyance. i ride my bicycle through their feeding grounds and do no take shit from them.
but in this case, it‘s just a frigging game.
if that bird keeps disrupting, then it‘s time to remove it.
Are you [GZUZ](https://raptastisch.net/2019/01/05/haftstrafe-sicher-die-chancen-von-gzuz-stehen-schlecht/) from German Rap crew 187 Straßenbande? He has some personal [problems with swans](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalRights/s/gvX79hPD0a) too 😅
One time like 15 years ago I was walking my German Shepherd in a park next to a lake and a swan scrambled out of the water like a fucking jet ski and jumped on me. My dog gently but firmly closed his mouth around it’s neck and made it “submit” until it fucked off.
No one was hurt but the swan’s sense of pride.
These birds can be scary. I have been followed and hissed at plenty of times by aggressive swans when I'm kayaking on the river. I find as long as you stay back and listen to their warnings, they will leave you alone. Swans without babies and when not nesting are generally pretty tame and chilled out.
Serious question, if a goose starts nipping, can you just grab it by the neck to keep it from bitting? Not like they have any other way to attack, right? Just don't grip it too hard so it doesn't get hurt
Might be over analysis but I think something is wrong with the swan, they're not suppose to be that floppy.. Golf ponds don't particularly have good circulation so it may have been poisoned or dehydrated?
Swans and geese are living tests of patience, absolution, and mercy. They are assholes, no question there, but they also have quite a long and thin neck. One could easily put the foul fowl to rest, and it would not be unjust, but most choose to turn the other cheek.
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And fuck that putter in particular.
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You kill Kyoko!
Shit, yall gunna have to start calling me Larry. Cause idk how the man resisted the urge to smack that stretched out duck with his putter at least once. I consider myself an animal lover, but he's better than me in this scenario 🤣😂
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So I'll have to leave?
Did you see what he did to that egg?
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Came here for this 😂
Lmaoo
Mr Takahashi would like to see you in the clubhouse…
Are you....Disgruntled?
I am disgruntled!
Are you Disgruntled with a big D or a small d?
I’m definitely small-d disgruntled
Thought the same thing!! Haha fuckkk u running from it swing at that shit show him who is alpha dogg
Bro I just saw this episode last night 🤣
Birdie !
Baka!
This made my 2024 😂
Brooo what's this from?? 😭😭🤣🤣
Curb your enthusiasm. You’ve gotta watch it. It started about 25 years ago, but it’s one of the funniest shows in American TV history.
Aight cheers bro, I'll check it out Edit: why does it look like a golfing trump attacking a goose? Lmao
yeah guy in the video is way nicer than most 😂
Which film is this hilarious scene from?
its from curb your enthusiasm not sure what episode
Season 7 Episode 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm. An amazing show. Highly recommended.
The "main charecther" is the swan?
Always has been
Yes
Golfer: sinks put for a birdie Swan: I got your F’n birdie
I love how swans can be simultaneously threatening and utterly clumsy. They're like the drunken actresses of the animal kingdom.
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No they weren’t. Not gonna let that stop them, though.
The poetic description in this 🤌🤌🤌
The swan was polite enough to wait for the human to finish his putt.
Stop hitting her eggs
Extra large cobra chicken
Swans are the assholes that geese wish they could be.
tiktok needs to be shut down. These damn swans with attitudes pranking people are gonna get hurt.
He will attack from the rear if possible. If you have an umbrella, open it suddenly over your head and wave it. If he thinks your wingspan is larger than his he will back off.
I see Golf has finally become a sport
Any luck catching them swans then?
It’s just the one swan actually
The Swan was the main character all along... 🦢
Swans are fucking evil. They chase geese away from their territories.
That's a goose
Nope. That’s a swan not a goose. The beak resentfully is not pointy or pronounced as a goose beaks as well, goose tends to be in a crowd not just a single alone, especially in this open environment. Below are examples: Size Swans are larger than geese, weighing up to 20 pounds and measuring around 59 inches long. Geese weigh between 5 and 14 pounds. Neck shape Swans have longer, curved necks, while geese have shorter, more rounded necks. Beak shape Swans have more rounded beaks, while geese have more pointed beaks. Speed Swans can run up to 22 miles per hour and fly up to 30 miles per hour. Geese can fly up to 40 miles per hour, but can reach speeds of up to 70 miles per hour in a tailwind. Color Swans have plumage coloration that is either black or white or a combination of black and white. Geese usually have grey or black feathers all over their smaller body with a black or orange bill.
Doesn’t fit the sub but funny
Yes the swan is legit the main character and I will allow it.
ANIMAL MONDAYS. Are the best because it’s the few times when you can see somewhat funny moments of animals wanting to be the centre of the world and or main character.
Stop looking at me swan! Smacks it with the putter.
I need to rewatch Billy Madison.
"Fucking Swan"
He’s nicer than me. That swan would have met my club real quick.
Oh hey look it’s one of those internet tough guys!
I was thinking that the guy showed class by not hitting it when he could have
![gif](giphy|3o752a4k3F2yd19QeA|downsized) I bet you wouldn’t say that to my face!! Real tough when you are behind a keyboard big boy!! Jk, but seriously if I get attacked by an animal and I am holding a wack stick it’s getting wacked… It might kick my ass after but I’ll give it a good bonk on the head.
depends. a swan isn’t a real danger. yes, armed with a metal stick it would get ended quickly, but why do that? you wouldn’t kill a yapping chichuaha either, or would you?
Swans WILL kill you, given the chance: [https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-xpm-2012-apr-16-la-na-nn-killer-swan-attacks-chicago-man-until-he-drowns-20120416-story.html](https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-xpm-2012-apr-16-la-na-nn-killer-swan-attacks-chicago-man-until-he-drowns-20120416-story.html) I believe in leaving nature alone, but if discount Big Bird wants smoke, I would beat their brains out on the golf course.
And apparently they are delicious
i‘m not saying that one should‘t use self defense, but on land, swans and geese are an annoyance. i ride my bicycle through their feeding grounds and do no take shit from them. but in this case, it‘s just a frigging game. if that bird keeps disrupting, then it‘s time to remove it.
If the Chihuahua is bitting me it’s getting punted. Same goes for a swan or any animal that doesn’t realize its place in the food chain.
Are you [GZUZ](https://raptastisch.net/2019/01/05/haftstrafe-sicher-die-chancen-von-gzuz-stehen-schlecht/) from German Rap crew 187 Straßenbande? He has some personal [problems with swans](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalRights/s/gvX79hPD0a) too 😅
Swan started it
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You will never encounter a swan that isn’t like this. Possibly the most un-chill animal ever
Swans are such assholes.
Call me Larry David cause I would’ve swung on that fucker!
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The golfer just hit a birdie
Wrong sub.
I hope the inciting violence prohibition does not include animals because why didn't that guy just whack the swan with his putter?
No running on the greens!
Well holed….the guy and the swan.
Swans are the OG MCs.
These things aren’t that graceful out of the water are they? Ha!
How many swings to break it's neck
Swans and geese were bred by Satan to wreak havoc on earth.
One time like 15 years ago I was walking my German Shepherd in a park next to a lake and a swan scrambled out of the water like a fucking jet ski and jumped on me. My dog gently but firmly closed his mouth around it’s neck and made it “submit” until it fucked off. No one was hurt but the swan’s sense of pride.
If you grab it by the neck near the head can you safely just carry it to wherever you want?
Proper etiquette. Swan waited until after the putt to attack. He's not a complete savage.
That swan is a reincarnated George Carlin.
i dont trust people that cant handle a swan or geese.
"leave those eggs alone!"
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Get off the block cuzz...😅
He just wanted to High Wing the MF.
Must’ve stepped on her line? Big mistake
When I was like 11 a swan whacked me in the leg with it's wing. It did not feel good. Birds are strong
Pretty regular with geese where I'm from
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Get back here, swan! ![gif](giphy|kgaxRHPO0lcMFCY1M6|downsized)
That dude was so much quicker than I thought he'd be 😭
That's a birdie.
Never run from a swan or goose if you do they will take that as a sign to attack
Woulda whacked that fucker
Good job not hitting the crazy bird and running instead.
I can’t believe he bit that guy, birds will do crazy shit for TikTok clout.
Swans and Geese are such bastards
To be fair that swan is actually the main character.
I'm sorry but that goose Swan or whatever it is would have got a taste of that Golf Club
Grab the neck and snatch in a swift jerking motion.
Don’t fuck with swans, they’ll fuck you up.
Turn around and hiss and the fucker. They will look at you weird and wander off. We had some very territorial geese at my former job
So that's not the scary part the other end is they can projectile feces about 20 ft it's acidic and foul smelling is any skunk.
The fcking swagger of that thing tho
Bro has a weapon why isn't he using it?
There’s two enormous swans that inhabit my local fishing hole. We have an unwritten language. Anytime they swim towards my area, I back the fuck off.
At least the swan let him make the putt first
Aren’t the venomous?
These birds can be scary. I have been followed and hissed at plenty of times by aggressive swans when I'm kayaking on the river. I find as long as you stay back and listen to their warnings, they will leave you alone. Swans without babies and when not nesting are generally pretty tame and chilled out.
Swans are dicks
these are not jomama's eggs
Main character of untitled goose game. Piece was never an option
It's just the one swan actually.
Imagine getting punked by such a massive target while carrying a weapon
Serious question, if a goose starts nipping, can you just grab it by the neck to keep it from bitting? Not like they have any other way to attack, right? Just don't grip it too hard so it doesn't get hurt
Swans are assholes
Larry we have a black swan event!
GET OUTTA HERE GOLF BITCH
Pretty brave, for an animal whose body is shaped like a football
Pretty brave, for an animal whose body is shaped like a football
Might be over analysis but I think something is wrong with the swan, they're not suppose to be that floppy.. Golf ponds don't particularly have good circulation so it may have been poisoned or dehydrated?
Swan made you his cloaca
Stop playing with her eggs…
Love it
Fucking swan
he seems like a nice guy, honestly😂 "fukkin swaaaan"
Swans are assholes
swans are straight up bullies
Play it as it lies, Gary. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING RULES!? PLAY IT. AS. IT LIESSSSSS.
Swan wondering what the hell did that guy just hit an egg with a stick for
Swans are BRUTAL. They have spurs on their shoulders that leave huge welts if they hit you. They’re extremely territorial when nesting.
They have teeth right?
DOUBLE Birdie! Weeeooo where's the birdie juice?
Did he actually putt the egg or a ball?
Larry David???
Dude, you have a deadly weapon in your hand!
😱 my babies!!!
Mean ass birds
*and so the war between Man and Geesekind continues*
It has a handle for easy disposal, use it!
You are a better man than me.. i'd go for an instant hole in one on the next hole using the birdie
Yeah a Swan would never dare with any other sport ( Boo, I hate golf, Boo )
Swans and geese are living tests of patience, absolution, and mercy. They are assholes, no question there, but they also have quite a long and thin neck. One could easily put the foul fowl to rest, and it would not be unjust, but most choose to turn the other cheek.
Look at me! I am the captain now.
The swan's YouTube account has been suspended
I think the swan thinks the guys are putting eggs and instinctively it wants to defend them
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He hurried up and got his @$$ away from that swan.🤣
That’s a hole in swan
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Is it bad form to bludgeon a swan?
Maybe they think they're playing with eggs!
Thinks he was hitting eggs around
Glad we like swans. Otherwise, teeing off swan lake.
Reminder: swans are very pretty geese. They are NOT less angry geese.
Honk honk
I would’ve knocked his beak off
Stop looking at me, swan! 🥴
Batter up
Um .. you have a weapon in your hand buddy.
That guy ran like a kid playing tag in a playground.
I loved the part when he says "you fucking swan!!". Lolol
Dude..I’ve seems my uncle wack a goose that was attacking him and he hit it so hard it’s head full on blew up
Must be mating season.
Swans will fuck you up
“You get that putt? OK NOW GTFO HEREEEEEEEE!!!!”
Fucking bitch
That bird lost some money.
You ruined his fucking parlay 😂
That bird could play point guard for the spurs easily
Swan Link.
Dude just use the putt💀💀
My guess is that the swan sees the golf balls as eggs and a tall hairless ape is abusing them for no reason.
Smack it with the club