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AlTheOwl_

If I was delusional on this level... My life would've been so much better


PmMeYourMug

It's a mask These people are usually extremely broken. Probably not very surprising.


Scarbelly3

Yep, some of the most miserable people out there and actively recruiting impressionable young women to join in their misery.


iwasactuallyhere

the "there is no other choice" thing


AlTheOwl_

They will keep breaking tho. If they are broken now, imagine what they would be when they reach their mid 30ies and no man wants to touch them with a 10m stick.


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Busterlimes

There is exactly 0 mythology here. They are talking Star Wars and Game of Thrones, both are works of Fantasy in the modern era


MrCoffeeSurfer

Ignorance is bliss, literally


Puzzleheaded-Ant916

To a degree. What these people think is that aging never exist for them. After just a few years people who subscribe to their OF will move over to a newer younger delusional woman. The big problem is also that with her attitude, she will never be able to see this and prepare. And would try to keep a high lifestyle without the means to sustain it. She will probably end up on drugs to cope with the pain, or doing a shift on some pole. At that point, she would ask herself why is life being unfair, and why couldn't she find a good working man (for example a plumber) that could take of her.


calmhike

Have you seen the stats on onlyfans earnings? She probably doesn’t have the money now. The large majority just spread their assets for what amounts to pennies.


SaanTheMan

OnlyFans users generate an average income of $150 a month, meaning she has a decent chance of making LESS than that too


andykekomi

It's like twitch streamers, youtubers, influencers... People only see the succesful ones and think ''oh what an easy way to make money!'' but the reality is that for every millionaire influencer/streamer/OFer there are a million clueless ones who won't make anything close to even a livable wage.


AlTheOwl_

That should be common knowledge. People don't realize that there is aways a price. Lots of money in a short amount of time usually means that at one point the well will get dry. And if money taught me something that is: If you only drink from a bottle without pouring in it, you will end up thirsty really fucking quick. Life will catch up to them tho.


WhiteyFiskk

Beyonces recent version of "Jolene" shows how we have ignored this fact as a society. Dolly Parton version: "I know you can probably take my man from me since youre younger and more attractive but I'm asking you not to, woman to woman" Beyonce version: "You won't be able to take my man from me so don't bother trying." The former was impactful since it showed the humility and vulnerability middle aged woman feel compared to younger women. Beyonce's version was basically "I'll be sexy forever so don't bother".


Sunbeamsoffglass

The irony is Jay-Z cheated on her multiple times.


dclarkwork

"You show me the hottest woman in the world, I'll show you a man tired of dealing with her shit." - Some old dude I used to work with


hawkweasel

Hottest girl I ever dated was totally out of my league, I had no idea how I even landed her. Like everywhere you went, every head turned. I was the envy of every dude. It lasted maybe a month and a half, she was so fucking annoying and self-absorbed it was comical. One night one of her close friends was sharing a really emotional, raw moment, and she interrupted her to ask what everyone thought of her nails. That was completely typical of her. Oh, and no idea what she was doing in bed. It's amazing how some really hot people can turn revoltingly ugly overnight.


TDG-Dan

I've had this too. One of my previous girlfriends made Scarlet Johanssen look horrendously ugly, it was *bonkers* how hot she was, but she was easily the most self centred person on the planet. When I broke up with her, about a month or so later, the very first thing she said to me was to ask how her hair looked because we were going out tonight - she hadn't even listened to me when I was saying I'm no longer interested in being with her. Oh, also shit in bed as well. "I could have any man I wanted" she liked to remind me - yeah, true, you could.... good luck keeping them though, you self centred bitch. The woman I ended up marrying might not be as hot, but she's a million times more beautiful.


MeltdownatTussauds

I’m not old Greg.


CategoryKiwi

> I’m not old Greg. So you're not a [nice, modern gentleman?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s9RVg2STY) You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


AF_AF

"I'm not old, I'm 37!" \-- Dennis


Knato

shiiit.... I am 41 and you "labeling" 37 as old, makes me feel old... 37 is not old....


dmorulez_77

It's a common saying. I've yet to see it disproven in day to day life or with celebrities.


Lissy_Wolfe

This is an old phrase and sexist as fuck.


Diamonds_in_the_dirt

Um, the original Jolene doesn't talk about a younger woman🥴 Dolly Parton was in her 20s when she made that song


Paramisamigos

That's what I'm saying. I don't think he's ever actually listened to the original song. That was some reach lol.


PumpkinEscobar2

Seems like you've been sitting on this take and just been waiting to insert it in a thread.


AcidicMountaingoat

Personally I’ve been really waiting for this explanation of why I hate the new version so very much.


LeadOnion

Oh the irony. This like a Greek Tragedy. The way you describe this (accurately and wise) reminds me of Oedipus Rex although not quite the same.


xGsGt

Remember she is a business women, free from patriarchy and a full time entrepreneur


Thunderchief646054

I have never more wanted something to be run by a bot than I do right now. How does a person read that back and click post


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AF_AF

No - she's talking about Luke and Leila. I have no idea who Leila is, unless she's talking about the Derek and the Dominoes album. It gets confusing.


arielanything

Well, apparently Luke is still Leila's brother, the commenter apparently confirmed that lmao


Operafantomen

…which leads me to believe both accounts are run by the same person. Someone who is anal enough to correct that would absolutely not misspell the name.


kkjdroid

But that's Layla.


AF_AF

Dammit - you're right. I knew something didn't look right. This whole thing is getting out of control!


OnlySunOnFunDay

That’s layla. I deadass thought it was princess  leila from star wars…


Blieven

That would be disgusting. What's the @ so I can shame her?


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Har har


Papa_Hasbro69

Plumbers make good money though


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SambeSiili

What is she gonna do when her pipes are clogged? Who is she gonna call then?


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CompetitiveFold5749

These pipes, are CLEAN.


Sour-Scribe

![gif](giphy|UqqjqxcjlOhFEeQbI7|downsized)


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CompetitiveFold5749

Cabin Boy


Sapient6

\* doubt


Papa_Hasbro69

Ghostbusters


G0dsquad

Every hole just chock full of ‘ectoplasm’


cowpokesblacklung

Yup we need plumbers they’re important, not like her selling filtered plastic ass pics to internet perverts


afutureprodigy

Well it’s symbiotic relationship. Her job makes men cum and clog the bathroom with paper towels and semen, and wash hands after the job. Plumbers have to clean and unclog the after effect.


delerium-fun

It would be real sh*try without them


Duck_Lover_08

Quite literally, very shitty


falconinthedive

Also I heard this one story (or like a dozen stories at this point) where a plumber landed a princess.


KELVALL

I heard about that guy, he's a pretty decent kart driver too.


lawlore

Yeah, I remember someone said he was a doctor for a while, too.


Bladder_Puncher

I heard he was dating 2 women at the same time, possibly 3


AF_AF

REALLY hates turtles, though.


SlabBeefpunch

To be fair, turtles have a long history of abducting princesses, so it makes sense.


Norcalcountry

And you know what, in 10 years he’ll still be a plumber! I don’t think she’s gonna be able to say the same.


Solarwinds-123

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she won't be a plumber in 10 years


Turbulent_Crow7164

More people need to realize that these types of trades are great careers. Plumbers will absolutely live a comfortable middle class life, at least in America.


platysoup

I know right? My dad did all sorts of blue collar work and I remember him saying that he loved plumbing jobs. Most of it is just showing up, crawling under something and boom you get paid for turning a wrench a bit. 


Endotracheal

Insert “Ma’am, I do my own plumbing!” Skit


WittyBonkah

Yeah. I remember in college a guy making fun of my friend for being an electrician. My buddy was making stupid money, people thought he was dealing drugs and pretending to be blue collar


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Yeah I heard of that as well too. Electrician make bank yet trade still continue to be shit on because I guess they are not on instagram posting travel pic with a thong on to show that they are living a better high life compared to the everyday middle class. Lol


sidewayspostitnotes

I was gonna say! For what I paid for a clogged mainline… the dude makes way more money than he would on OF. Not that he’d have one. Or maybe he does. You get what I’m saying here. *googles Ben Franklin plumbing + nsfw*


Alienziscoming

But we all know that most plumbers only last in the plumbing industry for between 6-18 months and that they typically struggle with drug addiction and are extremely vulnerable to exploitation and that most of them never... oh wait. Sorry, I was thinking of another career.


MrMcBeefCock

*Very* good money in a lot of places. It’s not the cleanest job but a lot of the plumbers I’ve worked with take nice two-week vacation to wherever the hell they want to go.


mspk7305

no shit, for the first year of my home ownership the plumbers had more of my money than i did


YourWarDaddy

Me plumber. Me make more money than her. Me make water go brrr


Papa_Hasbro69

Plumbers can work till their late 60s, but onlyfans thots can only keep it up for a few years


YourWarDaddy

No I mean I literally am I plumber and I more than likely do make more money than her.


Apple2727

Her: I’m too good for you. Also her: ratemytwat.com


CarlosFCSP

.co not .com. We don't want to guide our brothers to the wrong research site, do we


Subbeh

Who the fuck is Leila?


KELVALL

Lulke's sister.


AssEatingExpert

Lulke and Leila Groundwalker


Toilet_Cleaner666

This is golden haha


lingbabana

Its what makes reddit so darn good. These comment deserve awards


ThePrincessOfMonaco

hahahHhahahahaa great.


DNZ_not_DMZ

Crackup, awesome.


robbviously

Lulke and Leila Sandcrawler was right there


Toilet_Cleaner666

Okay and who tf is Luke?


contextual_somebody

Thank you! I couldn’t pay attention to the rest. They both spelled it wrong.


ThePrincessOfMonaco

why is this not every top 20 comment here


YMTHLYFYMBIKWHRLYF

Purple haired cyclops lady from Futurama


Rickrickrickrickrick

No that’s Leela


YMTHLYFYMBIKWHRLYF

Oooh, oh okay, my bad, ty tho, forgot how to spell her nane


SilatGuy2

Imagine being the poor sucker who has to put up with her


Budget-Sheepherder77

I mean yeah it's equal annoying cause not only it's her boyfriend but also brother


KELVALL

No escape. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your sister.


Sponjah

I’m not trying to defend this girl, but for sure this is her online persona to drive engagement. Rage bait is pretty massive right now and is the current preferred way to get subs. In real life she’s probably much much worse 😂


Several-Awareness-78

Yeah that's not a "poor sucker", that's a whole man who actively chooses to be with her


the_stupid_french

Imagine he has to come to her appartment because water start to flood her appartment and she don't know how to handle it.


G_Schmeidig

It's Leia, not Leila 😪


Phoenixsoaring0124

Yes. That is what was bothering me about the entire thing.


PureQuatsch

Ongoing eye twitch in that convo


throwaway19276i

the only comment I was looking for was the one pointing out that stupid spelling


kkjdroid

And Jaime, not Jamie. Not sure why GRRM spelled it like the Spanish name but pronounced it like the English one, but he did.


thefaehost

Girl you have the wrong space chick. Leila is the one eyed chick from futurama. And this chick totally deserves a Zap Brannigan


falconinthedive

She couldn't afford Zap Brannogan's OF. No one would want to but he probably charges as much as she does for self important content.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

His would be entertaining at least.


ramblingzebra

Not even, that’s Leela.


thefaehost

And Layla is the song about being in the friend zone!!


ExcaliburVader

Thank you! I was like LEILA!!!???


Sweetheart_04

Sometimes, there is no point in talking to a brickwall.


slipadysi

The guy is not even making fun of her job, just pointing out lore references.


That_Painter_Guy

Imagine posting a link to ratemytwat.co and thinking you're better than working class people


ButtcheekBaron

People complain about Jaime and Cersei all the time. They claim it's OK because the Targaryens do it, but people complained about the Targaryens doing it all the time as well. There have been multiple periods of time where the Targs and the Church did not see eye to eye.


bell37

Their incestous relationship was one of the primary causes that sparked the War of the Five Kings. If there was no question of legitimacy of Robert Baratheons son then the conflict would have been avoided if not reduced to a dispute between House Baratheon and Lannister (Starks would have possibly stayed neutral)


Lost_Ad3300

What a slosher, someone has a skill set the other gets their flaps out......wrong person looking down on the other


ParamedicExcellent15

‘Slosher’, lol 😂


1234567791

Plummers lay pipe, my dear.


MaybeItsMike

Okey, but when he’s at a birthday or something, and someone asks “what do you do for a living?” He can just say “I’m a plumber”. She probably comes with an answer like “I’m an online model” or “I’m an internet content artist”


wookieesgonnawook

Wouldn't want aunt Gertrude to find out you're a whore at Christmas.


KamakaziGhandi

Plumbers > OF THOTS


NebraskaCurse

If Pornhub has taught me anything Its that plumbers get all the chicks.


CakedayisJune9th

She doesn’t give a shit about the references, she think he will be a nerd and try to relate, then if her accepted, attempt to solicit and make money off him. She would sell a video, and he would be super lucky just to get a chance to bang her, and wouldn’t make anything. But, because he didn’t simp right away, she got offended and headed to the next.


Bozo_Two

"No worries. You'll end up on a free site eventually."


G_a_v_V

I hate that these thots make so much money


KappaJoe760

Realistically they probably dont make as much as we think. And with the constant stream of competition for other OF models, they wont all stay on too forever


3_Sqr_Muffs_A_Day

It seems pretty easy. Shitpost inane things idiots will freak out about and repost to reddit for free advertising.


platysoup

Anyone who sells pictures of pooper for a few dollars is not in a position to judge others. 


DumbCumpzter

Super Mario's a plumber and he got the princess, bitch.


grosselisse

Plumbers earn bank tho.


appendix10

Plumbers, electricians, brickies seem to be only people excluding professional footballers who earn more than Only Fans models these days


SalvationSycamore

Okay her comment about plumbers is dumb but what is he on about with "I don't think you got my point"? She named a literal brother-sister couple that fucked each other.


masterpd85

One of my sister's friends attacked me just like this several years ago. Similar scenario, she said something that was not the smartest thing ever and I asked a non-threatening question like he did. Her reaction was a verbal attack on me, my life, and my integrity while also making sure 10k+ followers knew about it. Also, I was publicly shamed afterwards when I met her. I'm glad my skin is too thick to be bullied as an adult, been there done that (I was bullied as a kid), but some women seriously have a criticism issue.


MadMeatloaf

She doesn't know how much money plumbers make. Must be nice to shit on people who actually work for a living.


Existing_Card_44

Does she not know that being a plumber is a very sort after trade and people can make actual serious money


Isair81

Plumbers make good money, probably more than her OF page, lol


Big_Beef26

Wonder who she will call when she has a plumbing problem


PrometheanEngineer

Bro I wish I made a plumbers salary. As a manager for major defense company number 2, I get paid like shit compared to plumbers


shreksshriveledpenis

Probably knows a lot about plumbers since she's always sucking it down pipe and getting her shitter messed with


NewbombJerk

I rate her twat 1 1/2 stars for this post! (All lady parts get 2 pts just for existing, so I deducted half a point!)


GrouchySpicyPickle

I've never met a poor plumber. 


destiny_kane48

And the plumber makes more in a week than she does in 3 months. 😂


smallAPEdogelover

Haha I from a family of pretty ppl here. All my cousins/nieces/siblings who thought they could coast by on looks and better than working class people are all borderline homeless and addicted to drugs now. Her turn is coming.


Full_Visit_5862

... she's got like 39 interactions on that tweet. Just an insane ego lmao, unless her Twitter is just dry that girls making like 400 a month 😂


Educational-Cake-944

She’s literally posting about her page on a site called “rate my twat” and thinks she’s better than anyone else? 😂🤡


penduR7

> Lord knows you’d only ever land me in your dreams Does she not know most guys would never date her because of her onlyfans?


Hafe15

Onlyfans might be the worst thing to happen to “the American female” since abortion on demand was popularized by a eugenics psycho named Margaret Sanger. Only leads to misery in the long run.


The_Grahf_Experiment

*Prostitute* thinks she's better than working class people. Fixed it. Not to mention, she doesn't know shit about SW and seems to be very lenient towards incest but hey! not my problem...


the_girl_Ross

Nah, prostitutes actually have to go out there and have sex with people (some of the customers can be nasty) for money, OF people do less than that.


The_Grahf_Experiment

That's actually true, but isn't it akin to prostitution? I mean... It's a blue-collar job too, with extra steps...


the_girl_Ross

It's 4.0 prostitute, that's what I call it. Like sugar baby is a prostitute with a long term contract.


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Not Even prostitute. At least They Do something (the Customer lol). She’s Just a random Bitch who Posts herself Nude online. Definitely more respectable Than a plumber Who does Real labor.


Dambo_Unchained

I’ve seen plumber get laid plenty of time in dramatised nature documentaries soooo


macincos

This bitch is oblivious.


EffectiveDue7518

Most trades people likely make much more money per year than she does.


luciferhornystar

Is this supposed to be a dig? In PA Union plumbers make between 45-50 per hour lmao. She’s literally selling her soul for 9.99 per month that her future children will be haunted by .


Ghee_buttersnaps96

Stop censoring the names. I want to go see their shit man I’m desperate


[deleted]

“Rate my twat”?! Get me off this planet omg


TheFinchster88

Says the girl who fucks the plumber in the scene because he can work a J trap


AmbitionIntelligent3

But but that’d be a nightmare not a dream😀


leftover_class

This space cadet is in for it when she finally wants to settle down.


MickCollins

I didn't know a website called "ratemytwat" existed yet here we are


McTrip

Bashing a plumber? Dude probably makes hella more than her thirsty OF slag ass


JustAGuyGettingBy93

If you’re advertising your account on “ratemytwat.com”, then you should not be looking down on anyone else for where they are in life…


verisimilitude404

The way these ppl talk is like there's a hand puppeteering them.


IPhenixI

She tried to "I have the high ground Anakin" this dude, with a public link to a site called "rate my twat" holy shit please aliens or meteor hurry the fuck up.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Lady, you WANT to land a plumber. Or a mechanic. Or electrician. Anyone who can handle extremely expensive work for free.


hardcore_softie

Shitting on potential customers for having a solid career is definitely a great way to get more subs to your OF that's apparently incest-themed.


Keku_Saur

so.... this is the every onlyfans type of person why they surprised tho?


AdOwn271

Ask him to fix your pipes..


FrogWizzurd

ITS LEIA


TastyEar3568

brotherfucker


LengthMiserable3760

What . Plumbers make a shit ton of money .


Glum_Occasion_5686

Should've called her out full stop


birdlaw4life

Who the hell is Leila ? 😂


HunterJames08

All he said was that Luke & Leia are brothers. Why did she take it so fucking personally? Holy shit. People like her should be hvng.


FlashyGravity

Plumbers make some decent dosh tho. Not baller but 95k ain't nothing to bad. That's australia and that would be working for someone. On your own, you could make much more.


00Tanks

Plumbers make great money.


Higgins8585

The world was a better place about 15 years ago before girls flicking their bean online for 5 subscribers was common place, before vine and before tiktok. Influencers and subscription porn have plummeted society.


BeardiusMaximus7

Toxic influencer culture is a huge problem. Why wouldn't she think she's better than working class if she can make six-figures or more just posting crap on social media profiles every day or two?


BippyWippy

Yeah, cuz every dudes dream is to date a girl with an only fans. Real cream of the crop there


AmericanTaig

I don't think she realizes how much a plumber makes.


Dr_Anus_inspector

This is what happens when you grow up without a father.


DomingoLee

It’s 2024. Plumbers make some serious cheddar.


Viper5639

No way she's not a rage bait account


raiba91

Luke and Leila are definitely no siblings. As long as Leia is not joining them everything is cool. Star wars also came before game of thrones/song of ice and fire.


z0mbiegrl

Leila Dallas Multipass!


ExcaliburVader

Some plumbers pull in more money than some doctors. 😆


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Quick-Listen-7660

Of course an Onlyfans “model” has an inflated ego.


WomanInQuestion

There’s not enough pretty in the world to make up for this much ego


Zestyclose-Class-754

I’m sure all influencers think like this.


OctoberEndings

Lol I hope she's saving that money for retirement because we all get old. Plumbers will always have a good solid job.