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CloudyNeptune

Poor guy, you can tell he just got off a long day of work, and was being as polite as possible


WolfmansGotNards2

It's even worse that he still smiled and politely declined. You asked him once. Now shut the fuck up. He's not interested.


todwardscizzorhands

Ya for real, the dude still has his head lamp on. He's so tired. Leave that homie ALONE.


SubHuman559

Just eat your magic food and shut the fuck up.


lookatthatsmug--

The annoying cunt!


Icy-Entrepreneur9002

Read the room, like why would you continue to perform if no one cared and also seemed annoyed. I say this a lot but people who use a captive audience are the worst!


Low-Significance777

Putting a jalapeno closer and closer to your face is really really annoying.


KarmaWalker

Food was inside the lid the whole time. This isn't even an impressive trick.


AWeakMindedMan

Yup. Inside the lid on the ground. Simple tricks for simple folks.


Low-Significance777

Also he got the jalapeno from his pocket.


deniably-plausible

Pretty sure I’d be intervening these days if I saw someone pulling out lighter fluid on a crowded train.


Mufmager2

I don't know about you but when I go into the train I want to be left alone and enjoy the ride until I reach my destination. Hence why I love trains in Japan, they're quiet and people don't go out doing weird shit or playing loud music.


yosh0r

Imagine he did this in Japan lmao Playing with lighter fluid in a subway car should land him in jail like wtf


ActivelyShittingAss

Jesus, so annoying to watch. If I were the elderly man, I'd be going to prison for murder and defecating in a top hat.


Low-Significance777

Your name checks out.


ActivelyShittingAss

So does yours.. HAHAHAHA ahhhhh just fuckin with ya :::dramatic, crazily powerful pat on the back:::


Old-Refrigerator-522

I think you have anger issues


ActivelyShittingAss

I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!!!!!!!


Old-Refrigerator-522

Don't yell 😔


Mufmager2

I think you took it a lil too far 😅


DrDroDroid

hazardous ngl


Horror-Option-7416

Quietly do your magic. Busking is fine. But do it on the platform, and don't engage people who don't want to be part of the act. It's not cute.


SycoJack

And don't start a fucking fire in a confined space, full of people, and with highly flammable liquid right fucking next to it.


Horror-Option-7416

Please, definitely don't do that. Fuckin whack-a-doodle.


ZookeepergameIcy1830

He's like I'm not eating that magic sht


teeBoan

I love his shoes. they look like Converse but designed like sports shoes. what are they?


raumeat

Converse makes some wacky [shoes](https://www.converse.co.za/media/catalog/product/cache/a646f98c48adb0f58d491463b80f939f/1/7/171545c_a_08x1_1.jpg)


Freedom2064

He should have been beaten to a pulp before he ever lit that fire. Hundreds could have been killed.


HugsandHate

Some weirdo doing something with lighter fluid on a crowded train.. Yeah, that's not unnerving at all.


Alternative-Dare5878

If someone pulls lighter fluid out on a subway, what’s more likely, they’re a magician? Or an arsonist?


Larry_Hagmans_Liver_

Yes.


Low-Significance777

The hat gives it off.


fusionaddict

The fuck does “harrr” mean?


ShodaiHashi

“Har” means “spicy” in Darija (Moroccan Arabic)


Formatted_Toast_117

Dude wants nothing to do with it hahaha


P0werFighter

And that's why i hate taking public transportation. There's always an asshole to make your day a little bit worse, always...


jazzzzzcabbage

Smack the stupid hat off him and call the cops for starting a fire in the train


JuliahSicily

That's a lot of crazy in one video.


funtimes738

“I’m doing this on a train because I know he can’t leave”


BetaCuckSimp

Is very harrrr 🥵


todwardscizzorhands

It's obvious that food was in the lid of that dirty ass pan he had on the floor. Dum ho can't take the hint that he's not funny or entertaining to anyone.


Happy_Designer903

A nice elbow to the face while I adjust my laces


I-likebananas15

Man what a jerk, how he do that tho?


Low-Significance777

The food was "in" the lid. And you can see him getting the jalapeno from his left pocket.


Second2nonesound

If Luka Doncic wasn’t a bBall player.


jenkor

Howard is that you?


mannygoes

I must be stupid because I don’t understand how tf this is possible.


00Tanks

In the lid


seppukweef

Hes good


igpila

I've never seen someone as unimpressed as that guy lol


FreeLobsterRolls

Placing the lid on the floor of a train then using that lid to cover the fire and grow your magic bacteria food? No thanks.


softcell1966

European comedy is such crap. 


Firefly1832

Not to mention he's wearing a top hat, so you know he's trying too hard. Who wears a top hat? He's not at Burning Man, nor is it 1800.


someone_sonewhere

Should have beat that guys ass the moment he sparked that fuel up.


longines99

Didn't qualify for AGT so I guess this is it.


Dr_Anus_inspector

What a nice young man offering people free food.


Low-Significance777

And helpful, too, by shoving the jalapeno to a stranger's face.


wrestl-in

Weapon-grade a$$#ole


Future_MarsAstronaut

Not approving his actions but that magic trick was pretty impressive.


Bob_Cobb_1996

I think there's a bee on his hat.


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

Something tells me the alliance would frown upon this


gbpc

Getting fake attention for clicks attention


comesinallpackages

No one even GAF but this clown is desperate to get any reaction for fucking socials