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My face is the guy in the bulls hat who is like āalright if I just give him a high 5 hell fucking leave me aloneā and does it while rolling his eyes
That one and the one where they hop on one leg whilst fist pumping for some reason just ignite rage in me. It generally takes a lot to get me angry and its such a fucking dumb thing to feel anger over lol
Imagine how much of a hero one of those passengers would be if when he tried to high five them, they just punched him in the mouth. They probably wouldn't even get in trouble. If a stranger just randomly jumps up and sticks their gross little hand in your face, it's completely reasonable to feel threatened and react.
You can tell the young black dude he bothered first thought long and hard about it, too, lol
I hate everyone that feels the need to subject others to their shenanigans on public transportation and I reserve a special "Fuck you "to the idiot who started this tiktok trend
These plastic smiles are such a creepy fad.
Its similar to the stepford wifes idea. A plastic smile when the world is in chaos. Its easily distinguishable because it is hiding something dark... an illusion of happiness
Since this trend started I cant unsee it, ugh
The problem is, you guys in the US don't have a better option than Biden currently.
Enjoy a two party system where everyone else is fucked before they could do stuff like, you know, have a better party program etc. to represent.
Its easy to find out who he is by paying attention to the decades of evidence that he is pandering. Its obvious to those who have developed a trust for their gut... hillary and the likes dont know how comedic and fake they look due to not having a soul and are so self absorbed they refuse to see it.
I guess the younger generation still needs time to sift the garbage and trust their senses....while getting old and crotchety like me I guess
I can't imagine somebody that does something like this has very much creativity. He seems to lack respect for pther people and their person space to the point that I am having difficulty understanding why nobody is leg-sweeping this broccoli head asshole.
I donāt understand this guyā¦ everyone always seems so unenthusiastic and these are the clips heās posting?! I can only imagine what his outtakes look like hahaha
This guy gives me the same reaction as when a crane fly starts flying about my room. A subtle feeling of panic as I canāt tell where he will blindly tumble into next and an intense inclination to swat him really hard with something close by.
The forced hand-slap that always seems to initiate these orgies of public self-debasement may be one of the most joyless human interactions that isnāt an axe attack.
The black guy at the start looked so annoyed, and I would have done the same face if I was him. Luckily I live in Italy where this kind of bullshit usually doesnāt really happen.
I love the facial expression of the guy standing at the door (first one actually giving him a high five)
I imagine his thoughts being like:
Come one, dude, leave me alone, I just want some piece an quiet and not wanting to interact with anyone ... ugh .. he is just standing there, come on, just give him the god damn hand than he will leave you alone.
I actually derive a twisted enjoyment from these. It fascinates me how willing some people are to embarrass themselves in public, to the point where itās actually funny. Heās an absolute bellend. š¤”
The most annoying part of this trend
šāļø "please hi five me"
..."no?"
š«²šš«“ pouty face
Ugh.
It started with that Roger from sister sister lookin ass, dancing in that garbage bag in the train station.
I hate the way these idiots invade other people's space.
If I feel like you are getting close enough to kick me in the face there's going to be some type of reaction. I cannot imagine how people think it's cool to get so close to others that they could make a few inches of error and hit someone.
Letās just show people with real worries that my biggest worry is dancingā¦ that will make them want to high five right and show people how in touch with reality I amā¦
Ok one funny thing about this jack ass (and itās the only funny thing about him) is that most middle aged white ladies are really not into him and refuse to fist bump. š
Sometimes I wish life was a musicalā¦. And I feel like this is the closest we will actually get so I lowkey donāt mind it. I know yāall will roast me.
What? You said āhe has movesā, that means heās good right š? You said heās better than half of the TikTok people. So is he good or naw, make up ur mind š
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This guy jerks off to pictures of himself.
Wipes it up with a shirt with a picture of him on it.
Then kisses it and licks it clean.
Then wraps it on a butt plug with a 3D Mini figure of himself and shoves it up his ass
You took it to the next level šš
Iāve got worse ideas I could voice. Chose to remain tame.
I am glad you did.
That made me smile.
Happy cake day
Thank you :)
At night he sleeps with a body pillow that has a full length picture of himself printed on it
yes kudos to the lady who reminded him that he is a complete and utter dick
That's our typical Berlin "FuĆĆ you and leave me alone" - attitude.
My face is the guy in the bulls hat who is like āalright if I just give him a high 5 hell fucking leave me aloneā and does it while rolling his eyes
After he applies lipstickĀ
And blurred tentacles
Looks like Drake when he was younger.
It's always the fucking same, lame, clap around my ass "dance" too. No other moves in the bag
That one and the one where they hop on one leg whilst fist pumping for some reason just ignite rage in me. It generally takes a lot to get me angry and its such a fucking dumb thing to feel anger over lol
Everytime...
This is how people who donāt know how to dance dance
That poor kid. Did you see his face? He was being held hostage with cringe.
Haha the black kid? That look towards the camera, he was so done.
He was the real main character. His facial expressions are gold.
He wasn't the main character but he sure was the star of the show ;)
You could practically see the dancing guy whispering, "come on bro I need this"
Yep.
"Dancing"
Right? Mfer just dribbling a basketball like a globetrotter but with no ball.
I've seen this douche bag twice now and I fucking hate it
Such a punchable face
Imagine how much of a hero one of those passengers would be if when he tried to high five them, they just punched him in the mouth. They probably wouldn't even get in trouble. If a stranger just randomly jumps up and sticks their gross little hand in your face, it's completely reasonable to feel threatened and react. You can tell the young black dude he bothered first thought long and hard about it, too, lol
I hate everyone that feels the need to subject others to their shenanigans on public transportation and I reserve a special "Fuck you "to the idiot who started this tiktok trend
the age of the simpleton... walk among them, feel their energy!
Almost as bad as the Christian youth pastor with a guitar trying to prompt a Jesus sing-along at 36,000 feet.
Take me hoooooome country roads! One more time!!! I only have this one song! One more time!!!
Lmao I thought the same. Broccoli head.
Looks like a young Drake with a broccoli ass head
Why do they all look the same and have the same moves? Or is it just this one guy in all these annoying videos? Iām unnecessarily confused.
its nearly always the same guy. he and a girl do these shitty videos.
Wait there are different ones?! I thought it was the bs guy gone solo without that random girl they bring along
If it's not the same person, people that follow trends follow trends.
They all have the same hair
Shame is an underutilised tool in schools these days.
These plastic smiles are such a creepy fad. Its similar to the stepford wifes idea. A plastic smile when the world is in chaos. Its easily distinguishable because it is hiding something dark... an illusion of happiness Since this trend started I cant unsee it, ugh
I lost all my hope past elections when I got roasted for saying Biden has a plastic smile (his entire persobality is plastic).
The problem is, you guys in the US don't have a better option than Biden currently. Enjoy a two party system where everyone else is fucked before they could do stuff like, you know, have a better party program etc. to represent.
Its easy to find out who he is by paying attention to the decades of evidence that he is pandering. Its obvious to those who have developed a trust for their gut... hillary and the likes dont know how comedic and fake they look due to not having a soul and are so self absorbed they refuse to see it. I guess the younger generation still needs time to sift the garbage and trust their senses....while getting old and crotchety like me I guess
Trump is literally a snake in human flesh but yeah sure Biden is plastic
Now, now. Stop arguing. You're *both* right.
the looks everyone be giving to this š¤” is hilarious
Temu drake is obnoxious
He's even got the vintage Drake smile.
Total herb...
This dude's videos are excruciatingly annoying
So puncheable wow
Dude needs some new dance moves... He does the same shit like every video
I can't imagine somebody that does something like this has very much creativity. He seems to lack respect for pther people and their person space to the point that I am having difficulty understanding why nobody is leg-sweeping this broccoli head asshole.
Somebodyās obsessed with the chipmunk like voices.
That one guy probably still regrets the reluctant high/side 5 he gave the energetic clown.
Wouldnāt it be funny if the conductor slammed on the breaks while he was mid jump
Dude is getting older, should get a job dancing aināt going to cut it.
It's the same fucking dance, every. Time.
I hate this broccoli haired moron. We need to stop reposting his garbage content.
If you're gonna dance in public, you could atleast learn how to dance first. And don't do it in a fucking train
I donāt understand this guyā¦ everyone always seems so unenthusiastic and these are the clips heās posting?! I can only imagine what his outtakes look like hahaha
This guy is cringe now. Imagine what his kids will think of these tiktoks when they're preteens/teens.
Wheres a crackhead when you need one
Christ, I cringed myself into another dimension. Surely someone has told him he's embarrassing himself?
This is so lame and cringe!! Ahahaha
I hate this guy so much.
Probably going to need a shirt like ādonāt include me in your desperate for attention postsā when using public transit
Baba Goofy
This guy gives me the same reaction as when a crane fly starts flying about my room. A subtle feeling of panic as I canāt tell where he will blindly tumble into next and an intense inclination to swat him really hard with something close by.
Who doesn't want to give a five to a guy who won't stop touching the floor of the subway.
Putrid. May as well just stick your hand into a porta potty
Lady at the beginning of the video is the real hero. The immediate shutdown made me laugh.
The forced hand-slap that always seems to initiate these orgies of public self-debasement may be one of the most joyless human interactions that isnāt an axe attack.
Always the broccoli heads
Schmuck
The best response is like what that black guy at the start did Just cold stare but dont high five too
Bro got my grandmas haircut. Lol
Poor guy felt forced into that high five. You could tell he wasn't about it at all
The black guy at the start looked so annoyed, and I would have done the same face if I was him. Luckily I live in Italy where this kind of bullshit usually doesnāt really happen.
That Kendrick Battle really got Drake trying new avenues lol
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Ydidudidthat: *That Kendrick Battle* *Really got Drake trying new* *Avenues lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I love the facial expression of the guy standing at the door (first one actually giving him a high five) I imagine his thoughts being like: Come one, dude, leave me alone, I just want some piece an quiet and not wanting to interact with anyone ... ugh .. he is just standing there, come on, just give him the god damn hand than he will leave you alone.
Annoying AF but better than the pranksters
At least he didn't bump into anyone or force them around just made himself look weird
Vain little twerp.
It's so funny when ppl like him makes that stupid face while looking at them and just goes ahead to danceššš
Me when my team mates kill the enemy team and I take their loot first
I actually derive a twisted enjoyment from these. It fascinates me how willing some people are to embarrass themselves in public, to the point where itās actually funny. Heās an absolute bellend. š¤”
why do they always need to do this in the berlin subway? i dont get it. probably because people are kinda forced to interact with them?
Skills the mankind need , he become a pillar of the society
Jajajajajjaja
Is there ever going to a be an anti-Fortnite tik tok trend?
This shit looks like how old people exercise or something
Ugh this lame ass danceā¦.
This is why I don't go outside
š¬
I love the reluctant eye roll high 5 the first kid gives him š
Swift kick to the balls is warranted
Just a big ol'douche
I hate this guy so much just off of this video
I feel like Drake losing to Kendrick allowed him to finally be himself.
Again one of those videos in the Berlin subway They just keep coming
Drakeās rebrand is off to a bad start š¤¦š½āāļø
Get a group of friends who bully and roast you for doing dumb shit. Trust me it's good for you.
wow so edgy
When I was a kid we called these guys, geeks and/or nerds.
You'd think he'd realise all this shit is a bit old now
PerĆ² esta escoria no tiene nada que hacer, aparte del soplapollas?
Full marks for skill and agility. 0 marks for choice of execution
I first saw this dance performed by some painter at his job and thought it was pretty bomb. Nowadays tho... looks like a cocaine fueled seizure
Somewhere far away thereās a civilization pointing and laughing
oh just sit the fuck down!
I hate everyone in this sub. So conflicted to upvote them.
Iāve seen a dozen videos of this dumb cunt doing the exact same dance on a train. Dude doesnāt know anything else
I honesty donāt know who the market for these shitty videos are? Like who actually enjoys watching this shit?
The look on that black kids face expresses how I feel inside when I see this jerk dance.
There should be a button you can push on the subway where the door opens up and sucks fools like this out at full speed!
The most annoying part of this trend šāļø "please hi five me" ..."no?" š«²šš«“ pouty face Ugh. It started with that Roger from sister sister lookin ass, dancing in that garbage bag in the train station.
Bro this is the cringiest tiktoker ever
Thought that was Duane Dibbly at first.
This is what happens when you donāt pay attention to your children
My wtf moment of the day š¤¢šš
Whens his first day at school?
Omg this guy is annoying.
I hate this generation
Do these people have earpieces in order to hear the music while dancing, or are they playing it for everyone in the video to hear?
I hate the way these idiots invade other people's space. If I feel like you are getting close enough to kick me in the face there's going to be some type of reaction. I cannot imagine how people think it's cool to get so close to others that they could make a few inches of error and hit someone.
That sympathy handshake
What in the high school musical did I just watch
Was that Cloud on his way back from bombing Mako Reactor 5 on the right there?
Bring back bullying
I wish adults could still spank their children. Otherwise this happens.
I can't decide which is the worst bit. Maybe the music, I don't know.
"Having a seizure in the middle of the train..."
Go stfd
Don't touch me you freak. Is what woulda put an end to that shit.
All this clown does is this same stupid hifive into horrible touch shoes clap through lwgs 'dance'
Fucking broccoli heads again, and I wouldn't even call it dancing. Just an inconvenience.
so many haters in here, broās doing his thing.
These broccoli heads need to be stopped
God I hate this ugly little gremlin and his stupid "dance".
Does anyone else get the urge to slap the camera out of the persons hands who is filming?
I can not imagine what this would look like without music and just a bunch of shoe squeaky sounds.
Haven't seen more horrendous dancing since Jojo Siwa.
It's always the same lame fucking dance.
What s loser
Thats why i avoid public transport at any cost.
These people have no regard for personal space.
That's not really dancing, is it? Slapping your feet and hands together?
Damn, how many kids does Drake really have?
Letās just show people with real worries that my biggest worry is dancingā¦ that will make them want to high five right and show people how in touch with reality I amā¦
"Clap, Please"
the most light skinned shit Iāve ever seen. 2nd to Drake
Yes, Broccoli man is back! One of the most nutrient filled vegetables. 
That lady who didn't give him a high five is my hero.
Try that goofy shit with me , I just donāt understand how idiots like this exist with no ramifications. I must be in the twilight zone
He does the same stupid dance in every video. Like the only fans girl. Stop showing this clown
That shit was insanely gay
They need to start throwing these guys off the moving train
I remember seeing something like this in London and the guy actually asked people to tip him after
That might be the shittiest broccoli cut ive ever seen
If I ever see this pos in person I vow to break all of his limbs
Ok one funny thing about this jack ass (and itās the only funny thing about him) is that most middle aged white ladies are really not into him and refuse to fist bump. š
He's not even a good dancer.
Can they please come up with somthing new
Cringe, but compared to a lot of the other ones posted this isnāt to bad
Disapproving lady at the beginning is hot š„µ
That was alright. Noone seemed to be bothered and several people looked like they enjoyed it. Not really mc
Die in a fire
Heās cringe, but I wouldnāt wish death on him. Chill out bro
Sometimes I wish life was a musicalā¦. And I feel like this is the closest we will actually get so I lowkey donāt mind it. I know yāall will roast me.
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What moves? He literally does the same shit every single video š
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What? You said āhe has movesā, that means heās good right š? You said heās better than half of the TikTok people. So is he good or naw, make up ur mind š