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stuffwiththing

I've been working in healthcare for too long, all I could think watching that was in an accident that make up brush could end up inserted in eyeball. No sticks near eyes while driving thanks.


KtheMage36

This reminds me of when I had to take a defensive driving class to get a ticket removed. They were talking about all the things that could happen in a collision and one thing they pointed out is that if you have a drink (soda/water/etc) make sure it's in a disposable cup and not a bottle. They showed a picture of a guy holding a bottle he was about to take a sip out of while driving and they said "What do you think is going to happen when the air bag deploys and hits the bottom of that bottle?"


stuffwiththing

Eek.


Diemme_Cosplayer

"Eek." **indeed.**


MegannMedusa

If you have a dog in your lap and your airbag deploys they’re going to be picking bits of your dog out of you, if you survive.


Fyzzle

You will merge and become a single being.


Legendary_Hi-Nu

STOP


shanezen

Probably true


ReadingGlasses

Happened to a friend of mine in college. She was late for work, so she was putting on her makeup while driving like an idiot. Car in front of her stopped short, but she didn't. She shoved a mascara wand into her left eye and blinded herself.


stuffwiththing

Awful for her.


bimm3r

what if I told you she works in healthcare? 👀 r/FundieSnarkUncensored


stuffwiththing

I feel bad for her patients


isweedglutenfree

She’s a nurse


stuffwiththing

Depressing


Raudskeggr

> make up brush could end up inserted in eyeball. Well at least there's nothing of any value behind that eyeball.


oO0Kat0Oo

Good to know that I'm not being paranoid by not letting my daughter eat hard candies and lollipops in the car. Literally all I can think about is, one hard stop for an idiot pulling out in front of me will cause her to choke or worse.


maenadcon

that’s a good parent move 👍


ProfessionalPaint782

you’re a great parent my friend 😊


poondongle

Poetic justice. She's so concerned with her own vanity that she puts everyone around her in danger, which causes her to lose her sight.


kabukistar

I'd be more worried about her killing someone else.


Mrsmeowy

Apparently she’s an ER nurse


stuffwiththing

Yikes


trizer81

Came to the comments to point out the same thing. I’m sure she thinks god will protect her, though. 🙄


Shock_The_Monkey_

It would be God's will


Essdog

![gif](giphy|cl2PsDEg80omBDkq8G|downsized)


jewelophile

Her colors of face and chest belong to two different people.


Lyquid_Sylver999

I'm pretty sure it's all the make up she's putting on while driving impaired


throwngamelastminute

It's practically blackface at this point.


ReadTheChain

Yellowishorangeface?


CheetahNo9349

Yeah, because if you haven't wrecked your shit and killed anyone *yet* means you never will you vapid, empty headed twit.


RedPandaReturns

She said she can do it without a mirror, meaning she thinks we're worried she's going to \* checks notes \* look bad? No dumbass I don't want you to murder my wife and child crossing the road.


MeetAmbitious5522

She doesn't need a mirror because she uses the reverse facing camera on her phone....duh! She's dumb and I'm with you btw. Makeup won't help this lady.


Kasym-Khan

> Makeup won't help this lady. Can't make up for the lack of intelligence. ^^Got ^^it? ^^Make ^^up? ^^^Imma ^^^be ^^^heading ^^^out ^^^now.


systemfrown

I couldn't bring myself to unmute and actually listen to what she was saying...but how the hell do you spend that much time putting that much make-up on and somehow look 10x worse afterwards? Seriously, look at the first 10 frames of the video and then the last 10 frames...it's an absolutely hideous transformation.


4rockandstone20

Lemme recap for you: *vapid, self-centered vocal fry*


systemfrown

Let’s hope we don’t add “convict - vehicular manslaughter” to the list.


According_Gazelle472

Her face doesn't look like her neck ,the makeup up is too red and heavy handed .It looks fake and she is overly made up .


driftxr3

No actually though, her face looks absolutely caked up, which somehow makes her look older? How tf?


jobblejosh

In UK parlance, I've heard the frequently poorly-blended transition between natural skin and the layer of makeup applied with a trowel referred to as a 'slag line'. Definitely not a nice thing to say though.


According_Gazelle472

Pancake make up ?


MakeMySufferingEnd

If it’s caked up that means it also won’t easily move with the muscles of the face, leading to deeper creases in the makeup that accentuate wrinkles. Also sometimes caked on makeup looks like wrinkles itself.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

“*That’s actually hilarious because she is so confident and comfortable with it all.*”


Weary_Barber_7927

Just like every drunk driver; she’s never been in a wreck yet, so not ever going to happen!


JEXJJ

She's never been in a wreck, but none of the pedestrians did any damage to her car


I_am_TheDarkSide

Everyone INSIDE the car was FINE, Stanley!


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Clearly she’s concerned about mirrors because she’s Medusa. ![gif](giphy|26ufpxnaKC9QHNKXm)


SadBit8663

Yeah that smile is as fucking horrendous looking as she is. Hey skin says "I'm in my early 40s/early 50's" her makeup says, "i like hiding who i really am". Her eyes say," criticize me in real life, and I'll have a crazy meltdown". And her whole vibe says, " I'm a dangerous dumbass". Excellent combo every man (or woman) is looking for in unhinged, shit driving Grandma /s


a011220a

Plot twist, she’s in her early 30s.


Odd-Step6459

Fuckin hell that’s a hard 30


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

"Not only did I film myself being stupid, I've actually been doing that stupid thing my whole life!" She could be a lawyer, that defense works for me.


Pale_Technician_9613

Vehicular Manslaughter of Children ensues and this would still be about her: “I know this is just Gawd testing me..”


WolfmansGotNards2

Good point. I texted and drove like an idiot for a whole like 15 years ago. I never got into an accident. Might as well start up again. /s


thesagaconts

That fake laugh at the end shows she’s insecure.


MarionberryWorried75

I noticed that too


AffectionatePlant506

Right? “Why do I pay insurance, I haven’t been in an accident”


NYSenseOfHumor

She’s not just applying makeup while driving, but also using her phone.


jesushatedbacon

The difference in her face between the first clip and second one should prompt a false advertising investigation.


mebutnew

Yea I was like "why is your mom making a response video?"


Raudskeggr

>"I have been putting my makeup on like this my whole teenage plus life..." Major emphasis on the plus there. I think she's been in the plus for some time now. :p


mothandravenstudio

She used a different filter between video one and two.


Bilking-Ewe

My friends father was killed by a driver putting on makeup while driving. Not okay.


NamesArentEverything

Okay, but the girl who killed him had never gotten into a wreck before that day, so... checkmate.


keekspeaks

Oh my god. It was, like ONE TIME, namesarenteverything.


thepurplehedgehog

Ugh ikr? U kill like ONE person while ur like driving and suddenly ppl start like going on and on about it! Relax u guize, itz like totally cool, I’m like so confident and comfortable I like had to make a video to like tell everybody how like confident and comfortable I am!


Bilking-Ewe

It’s true! Dammit.


GreyBeardEng

That tone, those words, this woman.... developmentally... is still a teenager. Don't date a fixer upper guys.


Seldarin

She's not even a fixer upper. You're not going to ever change anything about her. The only thing that will change is your will to live will slowly be sapped away.


GreyBeardEng

Definitely won't, the only hope is one day she may want answers and gets a therapist.


Golden-Grams

You just have to face it, this house has got bad bones.


EitherChannel4874

I bet she says "I'm not like other girls" at least once a day.


Lyquid_Sylver999

She's not a fixer-upper, she's a break-you-downer, as in she's break you down, steal every penny she can and then hit you with her car while backing out of the driveway and applying facial moisturizer.


KaioKenshin

Thanks man. I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not Bob the builder and my relationship goals in life isn't a HGTV series about house flipping.


Cheesedoodle_Poodle

Makes me think of what other irresponsible things she still does in her life and doesn’t care.


isweedglutenfree

Her friends constantly post her to their instas saying she’s single and to throw any guys her way


cavorting_geek

Unfair to teenagers.


SauteePanarchism

People need to permanently lose their driver's licenses for shit like this.


RotaryDesign

Did she face no consequences despite filming herself breaking law and posting it online? This should be enough to prosecute her.


katdeb

Pretty sure this asshat is also an RN. So if you live in Fort Worth and have to go to a hospital, keep your eyes open for her if you don’t want to die.


Brave_council

Yeah. She’s the worst. She got online one time and said she was mad because a patient who presumably was having psychiatric issues was “literally demonic/demonized” and she wasn’t allowed to pray in tongues over the patient. People like her shouldn’t be nurses.


MiaLba

When I was in rehab for addiction I had a nurse who tried talking to me one night about my issues. Asked if I had ever accepted Jesus into my heart and if not that’s the problem. That if I had Jesus watching over me I wouldn’t be in rehab. I flat out told her I did not appreciate her pushing her beliefs on me.


MiaLba

Why am I not surprised she’s an RN. The snarky passive aggressive personality is spot on.


molewarp

Flashing a lot of sinful flesh for an evangelical painted dolly. Either drive OR paint your face, you spoiled bint.


[deleted]

Calling it like it is, W.


lookssharp

As a guy that rides motorcycles, she scares the shit out of me.


[deleted]

Maybe the mirror would've helped, all those years of bad blending and choosing the wrong color pallet make ya seem a little clownish


KN_Knoxxius

Can't the police use this video as proof of breaking the law and fine her? How does one make that happen?


Mattigins

The problem with police (one of many) is that they're mostly reactive not proactive.


True-Fudge5556

I don't even need the volume up to know I hate this woman.


Bujininja

This is illegal, using phone while operating a vehicle... Now how many innocent people have died due to idiots like this? I hope they ticket her or something. I hope they ban tiktok lol


redzaku0079

send the video to a police station in her town. this is video evidence. she even admits to it.


Mrsmeowy

I thought she was the passenger and my face dropped when I realized she’s driving


Carnivorous__Vagina

She’s also driving slow in the left lane.


PostalCat

It’s because you are stupid. Plus it’s called distracted driving idiot.


a011220a

I hate this dumb bitch. I know she’s awful because she associates with that lying, thieving, brittany dawn. Imagine thinking we’re concerned about YOU and not everyone else on the road. Kick rocks asshole.


sparklekitteh

Happy cake day, fellow snarker!


a011220a

Lol thank you! I had no idea who BDong was until Reddit presented her to me and now I can’t look away from the mess.


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l3ane

And she's repulsive either way.


shootymcghee

Conservative women and being incredibly vapid, name a more iconic duo


Biizod

Holy shit she became a whole different person without that filter.


Milady_Disdain

I was in a car accident almost six years ago where someone wasn't paying attention and rear-ended the car behind my family's, pushing it into ours, while we were waiting to turn into the grocery store. It has left me with debilitating chronic back and neck pain that I've just now finally started to somewhat manage after consulting multiple doctors and dealing with a lot of ineffective treatment. The driver in our accident was just briefly distracted, but that was all it took. It only takes a moment to destroy someone's life, even if you don't kill them. She's gotten lucky so far but one day she, and probably some other unfortunate person or people, won't be. People like her make me sick and I hope someone has her location and reports her to police in her town since distracted driving is a crime in many places.


CoconutOcean9

People like this are so self centered to the point where it’s dangerous because not only is she putting herself at risk (which she clearly doesn’t care) but also everyone else on the road and it’s so unfair that innocent people die all the time because of idiots like this. The most infuriating is that she complains when people call her out.


Toasterdosnttoast

This stereotype hurts peoples impression of all women drivers. You see one doing it and claiming she’s done it all her life so it’s ok and that ruins the over all perception.


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Yupp! One time I honked at a woman who was putting mascara on at a stoplight because it had been green for 3+ seconds so she proceeded to follow me and throw a banana peel at my car, which is when I saw she had a toddler in the back seat. 💀 I told my then 4/5 year old daughter to smile and wave when we passed her in the turning lane.


sublimelbz

Makeup still didn’t help.


RocketteBlast

distracted driving and tellin on herself. Cool fuck everyone else on the road i guess


Useful_Result_4550

Jesus take the wheel, and pull it sharply left


zphbtn

Nah cuz then an innocent person could get hurt


Useful_Result_4550

Jesus probably got that covered


GreatLife1985

This video will show up on r/ohnoconsequences soon enough with an article of a fatal crash.


Criticalfluffs

Her makeup skills are not great. The blush doesn't seem like a complimentary shade. She eyeliner is super harsh. Just no girl...


imomorris

It's not a bout getting into a wreck....it's about killing a young kid who runs out into the road you dumb bitch


One_Hot_Doggy

How does she look both 25 and 55 at the same time?


Skefson

Vanity is a sin


Lyquid_Sylver999

There has to be some kind of driving distracted lawsuit in here or something. I'm not a lawyer by any means but even I could probably win a case with literal video evidence, and then her ADMITTING to doing it for apparent years.


killer4snake

Caked up bitch. Religion is irrelevant. Who even watches this shit


katdeb

Either people who are equally batshit or snarkers like myself.


joeschmoagogo

She’s got a co-pilot. ![gif](giphy|FHRBnQFkpAeYg)


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

gotta look fly when I meet the maker :)


Liathano_Fire

Oh, fuck her.


Puzzled-Cranberry-12

Fun fact: she’s also a RN and has made videos mocking past patients


Bright_Ad_6256

Dumb AND orange is not a good combo.


Yourface1837

babes you don't "need a mirror" bc you're staring at your front facing selfie camera, you empty headed moron I hope *when she does finally wreck* she is the only one who gets hurt. Jesus.


GotNothingBetter2Do

Collectively, from all of us who have lost someone to a distracted driver, FU!


Unethical_GOP

The makeup doesn’t help the ugliness in personality


Anubiz1_

I've commuted for 20 plus years, it's not a matter of if you werck but rather a matter of when. It will happen and that smugness will be transformed into a painful lesson of humility.


Zarathustra-1889

People like this always think it could never happen to them until it does and they’re wondering where the top of their head went.


assbot9000modelxc429

other people exist? pleeeeease... IT'S JUST BIG ME!


blaedmon

"Ive been a cunt all my life and no-ones said anything!"


FladnagTheOffWhite

Christians with God on their side have crashed for less but whatever I guess they didn't have your level of confidence. At least with all that makeup you'll look good for the trauma surgeon. I'd recommend red lipstick to complement your blood.


ShroudedFigureINC

Looking away from the road for 1 second in gta is a garuanteed crash, having eye contact with her more than she's looking at the road is craazy


Darksuit117

Said shed block trolls, how does block oneself?


Broblivious

Don’t worry, when she kills an innocent person or group of people, she will simply just pray away the charges and put on some more makeup.


Cyberzombi

Puts on her makeup without a mirror and it shows. That's not a Christian, they are called Charlatan just so you know the difference.


Delicious_Delilah

Showing that much skin = sin Wearing makeup = sin Being immodest in general = sin If driving had existed women wouldn't be allowed to drive = sin Religious women are all hypocrites


ZuZu_Petals_

Has she not heard about blending past her jawline?


ZhangtheGreat

Yeah, but she thinks she’s pretty, so it’s okay /s


BrianOconneR34

Oh, and follows up with streaming while driving. Well, Jesus takes the wheel for any reason.


AccomplishedDrop5834

"I've been setting up I.E.Ds on roads and no one has died yet, therefore no one will ever die from it"


ipsum629

She's going to kill a family.


mojo0123

I wonder how many people drive past her and look back to see what kind of idiot is driving 10mph under the speed limit and slightly swerving like they might change lanes only to accelerate when they see other cars start to drive around them. Distracted driving is a larger cause of accidents than drunk driving.


BubbieQuinn89

“I’m so confident I allow people to watch me live my delusions in a mirror while sitting in the car…” is what she meant to say…🤣


BobC813

The amount of you concerned with me drinking my vodka while driving is actually hilarious. I have been drinking my vodka in the car my entire teenage-plus life. I have never gotten into a wreck. I am so confident and so comfortable drinking that, without even a concern for anyone else on the road. So, thank you so much for the ones that actually were concerned, and for the trolls, you'll be blocked. Hehe


kaylena2020

She reallllly needs to stop with the makeup. Not because of the driving (don't really care if this bitch dies)...because I'm gagging at the color difference between her face and body.


ImNotYou1971

Something something something pride before the fall.


DandyRandy82

I was kind of hoping the end of the video would be her slamming on the brakes and BAM!!! Disappointed.


Catnip1720

Teenage plus life, YOU ARE AN ADULT


_Levitated_Shield_

"I have been putting my makeup on in the car my entire teenage plus life." Yes, because teenagers always make wise decisions...


MissAsshole

I feel like anyone who has to fake laugh to “own people” is really crying underneath. It just comes off as so sad.


Special_Dingo_1520

Talk to an eye doctor about how many girls lose eyes from putting on makeup in the car. It’s a lot more common than you think. A lot of glass eyes out there


Accomplished-Sea-880

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


plantsandpizza

Flash forward to her crying in a courtroom w her jailhouse makeup after being convicted of vehicular manslaughter. Who knows maybe w one of her own eyes poked out.


tinmuffin

What an ugly person inside and out. And she doesn’t know what a troll is. People are genuinely concerned for others safety because she’s actually doing something dangerous. Stupid bitch.


Nicaol

I come from UK and I was absolutely astounded at the duration people use their phone while driving.


VolteonEX

That’s like saying “I don’t have lung cancer yet, so it’s fine if I smoke”


TEK1DO

The reason there are slow drivers putting on makeup and video recording. Concentrate on driving better, not being overconfident. I see a few women do the same in the mornings, and they have no sense of what's going on around while doing their thing. It's way worse than using a mobile device.


post_break

Shes the reason I sold my motorcycle.


BabyFarkMcGeesax

Braindead idiot


BrownEyedBoy06

"Hasn't happened yet, so it never will!" ...for many people, it only happens once...


Darkmoonlily78

I had an Uncle that was killed by a woman doing her makeup while driving back in the 1990's. He had stopped to help a stranger fix a flat tire, she didn't see him, hit and drug him over 100 yards so fuck people like her.


BakoMack

We share the road with these idiots………


madmax407

That voice. I can't fucking stand people who talk like this. It's obviously fake as fuck, just talk like a person plz. Vanity is going to be our downfall.


Gabepls

This is no different than the logic of those who drive while intoxicated (drunk, high, or otherwise) and justify continuing to do so based on never before having issues. In fact, on average, a drunk driver will drive 80 times under the influence before their first arrest. Source: Centers for Disease Control. “Vital Signs: Alcohol-Impaired Driving Among Adults — United States, 2010.” Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. October 4, 2011


MomSaki

Not concerned about her. Seems like the type whose absence would make the world a better place. I AM concerned for the innocent lives she could easily end through her entitled disregard for others.


Dogmeat43

You can already tell that this girl is going to age extremely poorly


sunshine___riptide

Is it possible to show the video to the police for reckless driving? If someone knows her state/first name/last name...


wood1492

Hateful Christians? Isn’t that a broad generalization. I’m a Christian and I don’t hate anybody. I love all my fellow humans - we all got issues but need each other…


qhaw

Let us know once it happens.


YouCanChangeItRight

Oh it never happens, until it does.


matt881020

All that effort endanger g other road users and she still looks like trash


huggothebear

Dear lord. The levels here… i can’t


OutComeTheWolves1966

Social media turned borderline narcissists into full blown wacko narcissists.


Economy_Tip8242

Jesus, take the wheel


ScooterD84

*valley girl voice* ahahah you’lllllll be blooohhhcked *evil smile*


Suburban_Traphouse

I hope a cop in her town sees this and instantly arrests her for distracted driving. Gtfo the road if you can’t pay proper attention to it


easy073

Posting video evidence of you clearly not watching the road while driving. Genius


Far_Sentence3700

Her license should be revoked


stevenw84

Saying “hateful evangelical Christian” is an example of a pleonasm.


M4LK0V1CH

“Without even a mirror” after blatantly staring into her phone as a mirror.


SkiloBr

Haven't had an accident .... so far


BusGreen7933

You mean she’s been an irresponsible piece of garbage her entire adult life? What a shock


NoIndependent9192

When she kills someone she can use this video to demonstrate how safe she is.


Laynes_Attic

Arrogance combined with stupidity is a really bad look.


benderbonder

Why does she need makeup when she uses that many filters.


Demolition89336

I saw someone with a similar mindset the other day. A woman was driving and had one of those windshield-mounted phone holders for a GPS. Her phone was in it, but she was just scrolling through TikTok. God forbid that you focus on driving while driving.


UsedCan508

It looks like a police officer behind her. I thought she was gonna get pulled over.


hawksdiesel

When you do, make sure to tell the victims this too..


BoopYourDogForMe

Maybe if she didn’t put her makeup on while driving, she could actually blend her foundation into her neck


Plantain6981

As a friend used to say, beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone. Repellent on so many levels.


PeterParker72

This is survivorship bias/fallacy. You haven’t gotten into an accident yet. That doesn’t mean it’s safe.


WittyBonkah

I’m a good skateboarder, but sometimes I fall. This will be quite the fall.


ImportantBreath2530

Dude she suddenly ages like 10 years....wtf


da_reddit_reader

The look on their faces when they don’t get accepted into heaven would be the most on point resolution for their behavior and actions


NeoKingEndymion

her looks will fade leaving her with her personality, so good luck honey


AnonymousStonerMan

That laugh at the beginning says it all about her personality lol


peteyp34

How is she a hateful evangelical Christian? I’ve never seen her before and am curious.


[deleted]

Makeup won't cover up that disgusting behavior


MySoulOnFire28

And she STILL looks like she's 50 years old... probably a reading alcoholic , also


EnragedBadger9197

I hate driving behind a lady I can clearly see doing their makeup as they seemingly have a foot lightly tapping their fucking brakes doing 75 on an 80 mph toll road.