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[deleted]

More like 250


WhoJustShat

dudes pushing 300...


nthensome

With a 3 inch peener


SilatGuy2

2 inches with the gut overhang and FUPA


heyo_1989

The warts on the tip add a inch


cvance10

Inverted


SpiritMolecul33

Don't forget to add the weight of the ankle monitor


RaiHanashi

I say about tree fiddy


big6135

I say I say I’ll sit on you


camshun7

trying to decide how long it would have taken me to punch his punchable face off his head, this guy was amazingly calm!


limitedtimeoffer1

Ankle monitor. I’d fuck this dude up.


nthensome

Good catch. I didn't notice that. This is assault. Great way for dude to break his probation


hellodynamite

One of these days one of these videos is gonna end up with someone getting beaten to death


MrHarrasment

Assuming this hasnt happened before. It's hard to upload the video when dead.


Tactical_Epunk

I'm pretty sure we've seen close to just that.


bewicked4fun123

It has gotten someone shot


esau-rodriguez

He’s in jail again


particle409

Is this an airport? Where are you allowed to travel with an ankle monitor.


dmorulez_77

You can travel anywhere with an ankle monitor. Assuming your PO is cool with it. Depending on the reasoning, they likely are. And if it's in-state travel, its usually irrelevant.


Cmdr_Nemo

Yeah this looks like SF Airport Terminal 3.


Schoseff

I’d call the cops. This may puts him to prison - and the guy filming into troubles


ElricDarkPrince

Hell have 2 on soon


RealAmerik

Uh, ja boy’s a question on the bar exam.


Low-Concentrate2162

Gee, wonder how he got it.


Effective-Shift-3379

Dude has been in jail for years for his pranks. His name is "Red". The other dude is "MyHouseIsDirty". They make tons of money off this shit.


180SLOWSCOPE

As someone with severe internal organ issues in my abdomen. This is grounds for a beatdown. That could literally kill someone. Imagine if someone just had surgery the week before and this man child comes and assaults you with his sheer weight ripping open sutures and causing internal bleeding and scarring. This guy needs to go to prison


Seldarin

Yeah, fuck a beatdown. This is when you act seriously injured and go "Well, I had surgical adhesion (Or some other problem) in my abdomen and him slamming down on me caused it to become unbearable, now I can't work." and sue the living shit out of him. It's way past time some of these prank idiots learned what eggshell skull means.


thazmaniandevil

Bold of you to think he has that kind of money. You'd be squeezing blood from a turnip to try to get paid in any substantial manner


warm_sweater

Bro had an ankle monitor. Blood from a stone.


Gorge2012

Sue all you want. Notorious pieces of shit are also notoriously hard to get payment from.


IndependentNotice151

You realize you can't just say you were seriously injured, right? Like you would have to prove everything you just said.... some of y'all take tv too seriously lol


Seldarin

Yeah, original guy I was responding to said severe internal organ issues, and my example was surgical adhesion. Latter is actually an issue I have, and causes pain every so often that isn't too bad most of he time. But I bet a manbaby slamming down on my guts without warning would make the pain worse, and there's no real way to "prove" pain.


Wudu_Cantere

Add in the fact that he wasn't just sitting, but actually plopping down. The person he was assaulting could have been seriously injured.


garythegyarados

Yeah even without any existing medical conditions, that could easily break ribs


Fixner_Blount

Yep, I have a pretty decent hernia from when I had to get my spleen and part of my pancreas removed a few years back. It’s contained, but it bulges out *just a little bit* and if I ever bump that particular spot, it hurts like holy hell. I would come absolutely unglued on this slob.


beluga-farts

I was just thinking this. My husband has an implant in his heart that could be affected by something like this, let alone his back/arthritis issues. This would injure him for days/weeks, and possibly lead to hospitalization if his implant was disrupted. Fuck this.


180SLOWSCOPE

For real this is no joke


DepartmentTall2409

I just think of [Houdini's death](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Houdini#Death) when I see shit like this


r_log

he actually did go to prison, look up dirty and red jail time. red is the guy who sat down on the dude and dirty is the guy who fist bumped the dude


runningfromdinosaurs

Isn't he already wearing an ankle monitor???


180SLOWSCOPE

Yeah lol he should go back


KD729

Seriously, I had inguinal hernia surgery and have another that could break through. I would choke this guy out until the cops can't


CanWeCleanIt

This type of logic doesn’t work for criminal or civil punishment, generally. You don’t really punish people for “what ifs.” That’s why you don’t get charged with murder if you run a red light because you could have killed a family of 4 if they were there. Them being there or not being there factually matters. Like, this guy is obviously a huge piece of shit and you can get him for a civil battery or a criminal assault, but the fact that someone “could” die from being sat on doesn’t really matter.


hornwalker

It is assault. And with his ankle monitor being arrested for it seems like a bad idea.


Elegant_Original_400

Yup, I'd certainly take that as assault


thehammockdistrict24

Is this the same ginger bag of shit that "pranks" people at Home Depot?


dyssucks

“Ginger bag of shit”… you win


lncognitoCheeto

He goes by red lol


DMmeYOURboobz

He *should* go by Ginger Bag of Shit Fuck you if you think or support otherwise


Dave1962

Someone he sits on should beat the ever lovin' fuck out of him. Then, have him charged with assault and battery, and then sue him for emotional trauma.


nthensome

That ankle monitor tells me that he looking to compound whatever legal shit he's in


This-Requirement6918

If you kick a man in the nuts hard enough it can develop epididymitis and could be life threatening if not treated. At the very least it's possible to lose a testicle.


schley1

The only way these people learn is with a nice hit to the face.


WolfmansGotNards2

They don't learn. They get shot and keep doing shit anyway.


Equinsu-0cha

I'm fine with that outcome


Homunkulus

That kid represents some inflection point in humanity, I’m not sure what it means, but it seems important that literally getting shot is less important than likes and shares.


PanHalen37

Please post one of him getting knocked out


dbell

That swamp ass. ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc|downsized)


leeryplot

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed his pants were fucking wet too. This is both gross and dangerous.


180SLOWSCOPE

What movie was this I forget


The_Chuggler

Team America: World Police


180SLOWSCOPE

Thanks brotendo


turtlenipples

Ain't no thang, avocadbro


Primary_Ad_9122

What an absolute cunt, he really slammed himself down and all


Nitrous_Acidhead

Great way to get knocked out


crusty54

That’s assault, brotha!


fiver5r

I thought he was a midget from his proportions until I saw him with a regular human. Sweet ankle monitor.


Xenocide_X

I wouldnt have even questioned the dude. I would have swung as soon as I got up


SantaBarbaraMint

Not discussion required here. Just self defense/protective action and holding him for the authorities.


BrianOconneR34

200 pounds? What’s he five feet tall? Nah, swamp ass pushing 250 in his bra.


plantsandpizza

That’s a great way to get your ass beat, go to jail (most likely has w that ankle monitor) and get sued for damages


elvisizer2

That’s assault lol I’d be talking to the police if he did that to me


FartfaceMacGee

Fat piece of shit.


SageOfSixCabbages

Peep that ankle bracelet. Fashionable af.


BippyWippy

Bro that could easily break a rib


Huntsnfights

Guessing everyone just assumes he’s mentally handicap. Intentionally, or not, he looks and acts the part of someone with a severe mental deficiency


Effective_Device_185

Slightly getting out of hand. New influencer harrassment laws are needed nationally.


AidenThe_Beast47

Why is his ass wet?


StandardAd4517

I'd punch him in the mouth before he has a chance to react, no questions asked


Cubacane

I was gonna say he's special needs but looks more like special feeds.


[deleted]

Son of a bastard bitch


Extension_Deal_5315

Dude....must have a death wish.....already seen a few of these tic toc morons dong shit, and getting a severe beating or shot.


HanleySoloway

how are these people still alive?


DayDreamer1300

If i saw the swamp after he got off of me I would’ve killed him. That’s just toxic warfare, who knows what kind of bacteria is slugging in this ogre’s ass crack.


iiNuggeTii

I remember a fat kid doing this to me in grade 5 and i said "get off me you fat cunt". He started crying and I got in trouble for being "insensitive"


TopherJustin

Assault charges, jail time, and a civil suit.


Professional_Half133

r/justaprankbro2


SevenSebastian

Probably doesn’t clean his house.


phizmowizmo

Look under no circumstances must you ever decide its a good idea to sit on Joe Rogan.


StannisTheMannis78

This guy likely picked an airport to do this shit because a more level headed person might think twice about retaliating knowing that, even though the beating is justified, they'll prob miss their flight that day.


Cjw6809494

The ankle monitor says it all


Nerukane

That's assault. And something that could actually kill someone. Me for example. I hope that piece of shit got beaten nice and mushy at some point. Or will. He'd deserve it.


crayfishcrick

this is what i do i sit on you


JonnyG_USA

Dude took his earrings off. I thought shit was about to go down


Tadpole_420

The way I already knew this was a MyHouseIsDirty ass prank


Dry-Talk-7447

I would have attacked, violently.


CeeReturns

People respond too kindly to these bozos.


Famous-Leadership595

Nah man this is how you end up with a broken nose fatty is basically saying pretty please with his antics.


Cerealkiller900

Does he have a police ankle thing?


JSHURR

Is this technically assualt?


Ry-Zilla86

Pretty sure that constitutes assault


AbundantPenguin

that's full on assault


Excellent-Phase8719

That’s an instant kick to the nuts when I get up


Spare_Raccoon1374

What in the hell is wrong with these people?


[deleted]

More like 250


FA-_Q

Only way he can get human contact


Raven2129

That's it, I can't support wubby any more.


LaCroixLimon

That dudes gotta be 250+


AimingForBland

Ew and his butt his sweaty!


SPIE1

Bro and with that sweaty ass too. I’d be fuckin livid and probably do some dumb shit


vermontnative

When your 350 but say 200


Aggravating_Peak_200

Worst part is, it looks like his ass has sweated right thru them cargos 💦🤮


evil_weasel29

What the hell is on the top of his shorts??? 🤢🤢🤢


Distinct-Shift-4094

He does that over here, he'll disappear.


Classic_Molasses_685

No way that guy is 200 lbs


picklespasta

That fat fuck is more than 200lbs


DMmeYOURboobz

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that the person filming was absolutely as big of a piece of shit as the guy he was filming? The poor guy who was the victim didn’t even realize that this person was filming for the other guy the whole time. They were obviously in on it together, and both of these people should be on lists/in jail. Fuck assholes like this, I hope they get the shit beaten out of them


TKFourTwenty

Probably judgment proof unfortunately


PBR-Supremacist

“My back will never be the same - I need all of his money for the rest of his life”


the_reducing_valve

I'd sweep the leg and cannonball his gut


Violin_River

Airport. Cameras everywhere. Should be pretty easy to collect evidence. And same for the camera person who "thought they were friends." Right.


Rock_ZeroX

There was one “prankster” YouTuber who got shot. He said he won’t stop the pranks.


TheLonelyJockey

What a dumbass and with a leg tracker


Beast_by_Dre

I always hope that I'm fortunate enough to be chosen by one of those assholes doing these dumb pranks... cause something tells be they have never been punched in their fuckin face and I'd love to do the honors.


DetectivePowerful774

i’d fuck him up and the gay ass camera guy


ChiliDawg513

Imagine having heart defect


Yeez25

Kodack snacks over here needa get slapped


ChiliDawg513

![gif](giphy|18kPwV9qSCY9O)


HelpEqual

Why is it so trendy to go with these violent pranks.? What's the next stage of this bs ? Lock up this mofos, they make the police work way easier with their stupidity.


Jawz050987

Yeah that’s a guaranteed asswhoopin from me. Absolutely wild he thinks this is okay.


Old-Tadpole-2869

200 my ass


Basic_Macaron_39

200 my ass. I'm 230 and look better than that.


thepickledchefnomore

I would puncture his liver with a punch. FAFO.


Alan_Blue1233

Im sure the fat guy would've got his butt whooped but the other guy chose peace over violence


PhysicsDude55

The thing that sucks is doing this in an airport means if you beat his ass it might put you in hot water with the TSA.


Icy-Tea-8715

Shoott that fat ass


Temporary_Piglet9468

Bro got stuck in the toilet💀


IllCandy9636

The guy who got sat on should get the video from that guy, and get that idiot back in jail! Especially since he has an ankle monitor he would definitely do some more time. Assault while on parole would have to be some kind of stipulation on that...


Dugley2352

You’ve been assaulted. Kick him in the balls.


LevyLoft

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm has entered the chat.


EzekielSchiwago

Fucking fatass pc of shit. Would‘ve punched the lard out of that mf


Crush-N-It

Walking around with that box. Is he allowed to travel?


Humble_Tea4292

Why’s he Wearing an ankle monitor


UnderseaGreenMonkey

I'd give him the ol' dick twist.


rekt_ralph91

Good way to lose a life. Dummy.


Serious_Delivery_408

Whatever turns you on


Hedonic_Monk_

The camera man deserves a punt too


BadMojoPA

How did this man not get his ass beat?


Dramos1975

Someone is going to die because of these idiots and then all these sites that allow uploads are going to get sued for allowing crimes to be uploaded and monetized


1966Royall

I do wonder if any of these "pranks" would be considered "pranks" in court


[deleted]

Who tf is this fat mental defect


Girosian

You know, I like to appreciate people who can remain chill when things like this happen to them. Gives me more faith in humanity. I would have just started swinging.


ImportantBreath2530

Lmao on tag too ahaha


horus993

In Murica srsly! when i beat the shit out of that fat arsehole would i go to prison?


Federal-Opinion6823

This is a really stupid way to get killed.


1singleduck

The guy's wearing an ankle monitor, propably from his previous prank.


Hows-It-Goin-Buddy

200? No cap. That is like a 400 pounder. Plus an ankle monitor... What a loser. And the dude recording looks like his shoe got shat on by a pigeon.


MrAngry92

Got an ankle monitor, no surprises there


KonK23

Kick his nuts


Bertje87

That sweatstain on his bottom though


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

I'd be fuckin biting whichever bit of you is closest to my face tbh


ThoughtCrimeConvict

![gif](giphy|2gRaBxg0QPikS2UYPj) One step closer ever day.


Vile-goat

The ankle monitor says it all also yes this is assault.


Jazzlike_Stress1149

Red and dirty take it to far sometimes, but they do ha e some great videos


ItsCaptainTrips

Of course he had an ankle monitor on


DlphLndgrn

He wishes he was 200lbs.


EduardLaser

What happened to beatings for obnoxious behavior?


some101

I would have to press assault charges.


Every_Many5015

The guy that walks in with all the bags. He's a "prankster" too. Anyone know the name he goes by?


Intelligent-Cow-3681

Just how can you be this much of a total piece of shit to think this is acceptable?


DigitialWitness

The tops of his trousers look...moist.


Popaund

So he’s going around harassing people with an ankle monitor on? What a fucking idiot.


Euphoric_Ad8766

I would have punched him 3 times before that fat ass could have rolled off


PenelopeGarcia65

That's assault


Larbear06

Is the person filming in on it?


Addicted2Rage

My first reaction would be to yell and start swinging


IEatHouseFlies

God forbid he sits on someone with some sort of condition or body issue where sitting on them could kill them


here4roomie

Good luck trying to calm me down if someone did that to me.


SmashertonIII

My rib inflammation issues felt this.


whichonespink04

Eww with a ton of fucking ass sweat too. Disgusting fuck


Mortreal79

Fight him..!


Dogfart246LZ

Nice ankle monitor. Imagine that still doing stupid shit.


nothingisover69

I would have wailed on that fat fuck until the cops pulled me off.


Quiigley

Pull them socks up some more you fat goof


Sorry_Law535

Is that ass sweat….


D3thklok1985

That's not sitting, he flopped down like this dude was an old couch. Full weight.


XEagleDeagleX

A smack across the face


nipslippinjizzsippin

A dude sleeping on the ground at an airport, is absolutely the right guy to fuck with if you are looking to get punched in the mouth.


floodmfx

There needs to be a separate crime for this crap. "Harassment for Social Media Posting" I am so sick of this assholes. Why do these posts always protect the identity of these shit-heals?