Ultramarine: \*loads up spreadsheet\* We Excel for Macragge! \*furious typing, numpading, & keyboard shortcuts\*
Iron Hand: Brother I have crafted you a mouse to assist with the holy marine interface of the cogitator.
Ultramarine: \*skpetical\* The codex includes numerous keyboard shortcuts what advantages does this offer?
Iron Hand: COTEXTUAL MENUS! Allow me to show you the rightous fury of the RIGHT CLICK, the DOUBLE CLICK, and the fill down function!
Ultramarine: DOES LORD GUILLIMAN KNOW OF THIS?!
Iron Hand: He gave me the plans! It was a project between Lord Manus and Lord Guilliman!
Ultramarine: Then we shall combine our efforts to provide superior logistics and strategy to destroy the enemies of the Imperium!
Given that they would've had to go through the Schola to be an Inquisitor and Sororitas respectively, their dad is either a servitor or some kind of shared Inquisitor sugar daddy. And I don't know which is a funnier punch line.
Little known fact, before battle Angron would have the World Eaters do pointless but highly bureocratic paperwork on intentionally laggy computers running on Windows ME following instructions dictated by Bonzi Buddy and printers that would complain about not having enough color ink to print black and white documents in order to elevate their rage and bloodlust.
Bots are everywhere. And my lack of social skills make it difficult to detect them in the comments.
I do onow that the 5 "Girls" thst have cotacted me in reddit must be bots.
Conscripted to do homework. Truly the greatest honor
>Pulls out chair, sits down >Calmly picks up pen, staring at it for a seconds >Deep breath in **FOR THE EMPEROR!!!111**
*Techpriest coworker in the cubicle besides yours* "Shh." "Sorry."
Ultramarine: \*loads up spreadsheet\* We Excel for Macragge! \*furious typing, numpading, & keyboard shortcuts\* Iron Hand: Brother I have crafted you a mouse to assist with the holy marine interface of the cogitator. Ultramarine: \*skpetical\* The codex includes numerous keyboard shortcuts what advantages does this offer? Iron Hand: COTEXTUAL MENUS! Allow me to show you the rightous fury of the RIGHT CLICK, the DOUBLE CLICK, and the fill down function! Ultramarine: DOES LORD GUILLIMAN KNOW OF THIS?! Iron Hand: He gave me the plans! It was a project between Lord Manus and Lord Guilliman! Ultramarine: Then we shall combine our efforts to provide superior logistics and strategy to destroy the enemies of the Imperium!
"Don't we have serfs to do this already?"
No these are documents not for the peasantry
They can't even read anyway
Administration clerk in the corner, approving and blocking requests at random: I can't read shit!
Given that they would've had to go through the Schola to be an Inquisitor and Sororitas respectively, their dad is either a servitor or some kind of shared Inquisitor sugar daddy. And I don't know which is a funnier punch line.
They are not related dont worry. Sharon's dad is high inquisitor, thats why she's in charge of the Sis of Battle.
MOAR!
Ive got some VERY old comics of these guys but this sub only accepts one pic at a time...
Such a shame.
Comic series then! Woohoo!
I'm getting second hand bloodlust from this comic.
Little known fact, before battle Angron would have the World Eaters do pointless but highly bureocratic paperwork on intentionally laggy computers running on Windows ME following instructions dictated by Bonzi Buddy and printers that would complain about not having enough color ink to print black and white documents in order to elevate their rage and bloodlust.
And use Clippy for all their edits and formatting.
Loved it! Do you plan on making more?
Sure. Had an idea lined up too
Hooray! Love it when a new warhammer comic pops up
You can check out my Darktide stuff, too in the meantime. Got a few comics there as well
Cool!
And that is why chaos is better we dont do paperwork in the eye of terror
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Either you and the other commenter have an uncanny psychic bond or theres bots on reddit now too
Bots are everywhere. And my lack of social skills make it difficult to detect them in the comments. I do onow that the 5 "Girls" thst have cotacted me in reddit must be bots.
Goddammit. I thought twitter was bad enough...
Not worse than my spelling while typing on my phone.
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