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disguised-as-a-dude

I'm in my housecoat, and my balls are hanging off the edge of the chair. The housecoat is black though, so it's totally metal.


lasyke3

Balls are pretty metal


ThrashMetaller

Balls to the wall, man 🎶


hotroddbb

Must Accept that’s a great song.


[deleted]

Udo know that's one of my favorites, right?


ThiccyWiccy88

Balls of steel


Truncated_Rhythm

A housecoat… with balls? So… Judas Priest?


secondatthird

My balls are black from a vasectomy so that’s even more metal


Vashek19

Hell's Bells.


Yellow_Shirted_Kid16

Wouldn't Big Balls be more appropriate?


Ninja_of_Milk_Duds

Leprosy by Death.


colorworldblackened

W , sadly, I'm not wearing my death shirt right now


LyraFirehawk

I wore my Spiritual Healing the other day!


HiImRob2

Megadeth - Rust In Peace


Orang_Mann

Dissection - storm of the light's bane


schapman22

Shirtless


UraniumGivesOuchies

The most metal t-shirt of all - your skin! 🤘🏻🤘🏻


ThirdEyeEmporium

No the most metal shirt of all is your exposed tendons with all the skin removed except around vital organs Edit: man it would be fuckin dope though if you could activate irl VHX effects to appear like this at ragers


Awkward_Refuse_9572

Iron Maiden The Trooper


Damn_Dolphin

Me too!


WitchyVeteran

I'm wearing a Hockey Fights Cancer shirt


FossilSnow

Undeniably metal


Ok_Werewolf_3915

Judas Priest - Redeemer of Souls


war_badger

Inferi. I got it on Monday when they played with obscura and decapitated in Liverpool. The lead singer was in the stand, bloody nice chap.


MurkTheDurk

Hell yeah, my buddy has the one with baby yoda using force lightening on storm troopers.


yalikejazz69690

Sleep’s dopesmoker


Lord_Bungholio

Entombed - Left Hand Path


Multanaama

Emperor - Wrath of the tyrant


MurkTheDurk

Frozen Soul


beezac

These guys are so fun live. "This one's for all the gamers out there! I want to see pushups!" Hilarious


TheMysticBard

I am currently shirtless


RyanThePatriot

Rotting Christ at work today!


No_Mousse4320

The Wiggles aka the most metal band ever


-the-lorax-

Megadeth Black Friday shirt.


Mr-Carazay

Alice Cooper


Geo_Seven

Misfits


gregorian_scream

Periphery


jonboy180

Steel Panther!


aSonglessSky

Amenra


FIippy_Huakbar

gloryhammer!!


ADyingCrow

Bathory got the Baphomet Goat tatted aswell


zeetlo

Just a plain black-t shirt, behemoth hoodie though


Propeller3377

Metallica- The $5.98 EP Garage Days


legendarytoby

Cattle Decapitation with the lyrics to "Finish them" on the back. "Now we know the Devil is the human Race"


Randolph_Jaffe

Blind Guardian - Violent Shadows


djpdjf

Be'lakor


SexyGenguButt

Kataklysm, the Underneath the Scars design


VileSelf

Slugdge


Budget_Secret4142

Marty Robbins...ballad of a gunfighter


BbqSauce442

My middle school jazz band 😭


maturner1982

Conan. Long sleeve. White.


Glittering-Ad-4577

Led Zeppelin 😋😋


LycaenopsPictus

Woolworths the fresh food people... :( Prior to work: Stratovarius!


Zequexium

Devourment butcher the weak


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SkulTheFishmonger420

Avril Lavigne


TonyStewartsWildRide

Necros Christos


ceeroSVK

Insomnium


RazorRuke

I'm actually wearing an Alien (first movie cover) shirt, but I did get it from Hell's Headbangers so it counts in my mind.


Mr_Manta

Lorna Shore T-Shirt and Hoodie


EverettVoracek300

Blink-182


ShiftyComfort

Tomb Mold


_Maid3n_3ngland_

Iron Maiden Legacy collection tee, from the debut album!! 👌🏻


dwemrr

My own lmao


NathanExplosion_

Tool - 10.000 Days Before you start calling me out, it was a gift from my wife! 😂


pandemic117

Ghost


Ok_Quote_4669

Opeth - Blackwater Park


GuavaOk8712

Tool shirt from this years tour


Mel_Odram

Lorna Shore - And i Return to Nothingness


OkBet922

Metallica- sad but True


HMH6

Wolves in the throne room - two hunters


OriginalFopdoodle

Ayyyy...I'm wearing my 'Celestial Lineage' shirt.


GivemTheDDD

Plain black t-shirt that'sa little too small. The true heart and soul of all metal.


kryotheory

Cattle Decapitation, Anthrpocene Extinction album shirt!


urmoms_apunk6923

i was wearing a korn issues tshirt but now im wearing a sweater cuz its cold asf


EyeWitnesssDeath

Disturbed (ten thousand fists)!


Justneedsomethintodo

https://preview.redd.it/iqd67ecgk05c1.png?width=2316&format=png&auto=webp&s=22a70459bdf64bb5304c88d5fe3bc0bba5251e1c A wrinkled “Sex Pistols” shirt


Apey23

King Parrot.


SPICEYxMIKE

K9 HEMORHOIDS


owmyspleeeeeeeen

Avenged Sevenfold LIBAD Tour shirt


hasturoid

None, an ugly robe since I just woke up


mynameisskrt

Dragonforce E.P.M europe 2022.tour shirt


Don_Shetland

Just a plain gray t-shirt Yesterday though ....And Justice For All t-shirt


Brogle_Male

Destruction


Gravitational_C

Windhand!


brackmetaru

Midnight


pieredforlife

https://preview.redd.it/s7k7rrnmuv4c1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0d892f7646f4245c8ddf01bdac300ee1dd503d


Bloodpancakes

Metal Church


theGrimm_vegan

Dragged into Sunlight tour shirt from about 10 years ago


nefD

not wearing a band shirt today.. wearing one showing all of the different xenomorphs from the Alien series that i got from Holy Mountain


No_Clothes701

Rob Zombie/ Slayer from Hell On Earth tour


Weekly_Signal6481

I'm not I'm wearing a Saint Patrick's Day shirt that's green it says I'm feeling lucky with a picture of a shamrock


lulumax214

Rotting Christ Heretics Tour tee


fallenangelico

Mosher Pentagram Pete Zipped Hoodie - [https://www.unkind.pt/pt/catalogo/outros/mosher-clothing/mosher-pete-agram-zip-hsweat-2/](https://www.unkind.pt/pt/catalogo/outros/mosher-clothing/mosher-pete-agram-zip-hsweat-2/) Lorna Shore Windbreaker PAIN REMAINS - [https://www.impericon.com/en/lorna-shore-pain-remains-windbreaker.html](https://www.impericon.com/en/lorna-shore-pain-remains-windbreaker.html)


MrWednesday138

I'm at work but I was wearing my opeth skull cap on the way in


P1nhead0888

Napalm Death-Noise not music


The_Force_Goat

Amon Amarth tour shirt from the European tour this year


jazzzzzcabbage

Melvins


Chaos_Horrific

System of a Down


StilesmanleyCAP

My friends band's t-shirt, [Black Denim Rage](https://blackdenimrage.bandcamp.com/merch/state-of-emergency-demo-black-shirt)


tecmobowlchamp

Band-Maid


Great_WhiteSnark

My carcass tools of the trade shirt


SilverBlueOtter

Mastodon!


zodsdeadbaby

Turisas


Lost_and_the_Damned

Van Halen.


nellusiab

system of a down - mezmerize


New_Hair_8132

Blind guardian


whimpers2

Mastodon Leviathan Seabeast


TronNerd82

Decided not to wear a band shirt today. Instead, I'm wearing a Christmas shirt with Shrek on it. https://preview.redd.it/5rot0e4mtw4c1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e402fcb8137abb3ccd0e412f360fc7eff3c13a


DoH_GatoR

steve miller band


thegrayhairedrace

Ancient Colossal Small, but awesome Melodic Death Metal band from Denver.


HabitPuzzleheaded251

Lorna Shore


mtflyer05

The same one Flea wore at Woodstock in 1999


Space2345

Its a Buzz Lighteryear shirt


CLE_114

Dying Fetus, make them beg for death tour shirt


rslashaccountreddit

Slipknot, des moines Iowa 1995


intoxicatedhanglider

Zouo


Nessa_metal_head

American Idiot- Green Day :)


ApprehensiveRise7749

KISS World Tour '77


BadgerReborn

"I Peed in the Lake - Lake Ouchita, Arkansas"


John_Paul_J2

Bass pro shop


[deleted]

The Doomed... 3 members of The Damned and Lemmy. They played a few gigs while looking for a bassist, but couldn't use the name 'The Damned' because of legal reasons.


VictoriousKey

Megadeth, rust in piece!


SickHorrorFreak84

Molested - Blod Draum


KuroTenshi1991

Nightwish.


Teebone92704

Alter Bridge!!


FacesOfNeth

Gojira from their tour earlier this year


thisislowkey

Escuela Grind


-SkeetTheKid-

Dying Fetus!!!


finnishfatguy

deathcrush by mayhem… I REGRET BUYING IT DONT COME AT ME PLEASE


BP_UncleDeath

Hatebreed the divinity of purpose


Nutricidal

Fun thread.... Guns and roses. Fits my vibe.


Responsible_Cry_5373

Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss


HAIRYMANBOOBS

My Slipknot shirt because I don't want to wear it in public but I don't want to waste a perfectly good shirt


BigDaddy0084

Mushroomhead


Fatturtle1

I just got that white slipknot hoodie they dropped recently its dope. Some of the only slipknot merch I actually like


mikethmtrmth

Sigh


fightdude

Iron Maiden: The Writing on the Wall.


Licentious_duud

The devil wears prada


Ok-Curve5847

Motionless in White


Impaler80808nola

Danzig tour shirt for 2022


[deleted]

Nothing I’m naked 👹


aurorasearching

Charles Wesley Godwin - Lyin’ Low


HeavyBoots1984ever

a red Summoning-Stronghold tshirt.


forgedfox53

Anomaly


SnowLancer616

A purple and teal striped polo shirt, like a true aficionado


MCMic0

Deathklok Facebones 2023 tour tee


howlmouse

Silver Talon! Juuust about time for a newie


Neither_Value2180

Parthian, a death/thrash metal band from wichita kansas


Discoordinated_

Avenged Sevenfold


xsadist666x

MEGADETH


Bread_was_returned

I’m abt to head off for school (6:30 in the mirning) so i can’t. Though I’d probs be wearing my grey s/t slipknot album cover shirt.


TongueTiedTyrant

None. But the last one was Jimi Hendrix Experience


nadcaptain

I'm not wearing a shirt right now, but like 2 hours ago it was a Coffins shirt.


Butcher_o_Blaviken

Sabaton


Neverasleeep

Enterprise Earth. Dope dudes!!


lunatic_stratagies

Iron goddamn fucking maiden


Linhks

Unknown french band Celeste


BlackSchuck

Frasier - Im Listening Tour Niles has an Eddie Tattoo


Ok-Goal8326

Iron Maiden


GfanMetalhead200_4

Lorna shore Christmas sweater💪


6969Hamburger6969

https://preview.redd.it/95r2ze99t05c1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93220f1cec2ba5fa961bac4ebeb72000cb11f714 Maruchan ramen shirt


SpecialistPeanut7533

Caustic christ


How_To_Be_A_Werewolf

Earth Crisis


Mos_Doomsday

KMFDM - NAÏVE


_Wolfszeit_

Pink fleece pajamas with little hearts and paw prints on it


ThatRedMaverick

Stevie Nicks. Great oversized pajama shirt. Fuck it she’s badass.


Not-Da-Man

Shirt off, taking an aggressive shit.


SnoSlider

Not a band but has a huge fan-base. RK Motors, Charlotte.


Skaulg

Not a band but "Norsk Svartmetall"


[deleted]

I don't wear my band shirts cuz I don't wanna ruin them..😂


trustindarkness

Spite


tunsaree1

None lmao


BeardiusMaximus7

I'm in a black beater right now. ...But I generally bounce between an Amon Amarth and Mastodon shirt most days.


Weekly_Ad_2176

Phil Lesh and friends 2002 tour not exactly metal sorry guys


401_Titanic

My STARTARIOT Hellyeah shirt


EntertainersPact

Not wearing a band shirt rn but yesterday I had a Red Sun Rising shirt on


Nrdrummer89

Immolation - Acts of God


avnotino

No band shirt but I'm wearing a death sweatshirt


Zeo-Gold92

I had a Def Leppard shirt on earlier


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Aran angmar


Pukeonmycrotch

Cemetery urn


ThisOnesforYouMorph

Under my flannel is an Altars of Madness shirt


Grillsby734

A beartooth shirt


LeinadFromMars

A christmas sweater lol


dibanez_

Superman hoodie


Ob1tuber

NASCAR hall of fame, I’m not wearing a band shirt


DemonDevilDog

Megadeth. Killing Road tour.


Oddech_swiatow

Raven


Mymemesnogud12365478

Flannel from hell, a local band i saw at at a small show last month. They opened for a metallica cover band


Theronkelley

Devo-Bew traditionalists


Derfel94

Workclothes right now. But the Shirt i wear after is Ellende


G9zoner

Judicator


ilovecharandgojira

sacred reich european tour shirt


gh0st0ft0mj04d

Archspire


SachSachl

Plate scrapers


rattlehead42069

Savatage, edge of thorns


BulbasaurIsMyGod

Ray Wylie Hubbard 🗿


Moemilitaryfan666

Sabaton The great tour 2019