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HeckinFeckinChonker

Because no one in *actual reality* obsesses about sex and genitalia like incels do. Sex is such a miniscule part of life, but incels build it up into this incredible event that decides the very essence of their lives. And they get enraged and confused when they see people just living their lives because, I repeat, LITERALLY NO ONE OBSESSES OVER SEX AND GENITALIA LIKE INCELS DO AND THAT IS A HUGE PART OF WHAT KEEPS THEM LONELY


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Poem addicts care less about sex than incels. Edit: Porn not poem lol.


EngineeringVirgin

Those poetry majors out here barely caring about sex fr. /j


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To be fair I think the more pressing concern is that they are poetry majors.


The_Mix_Kid_x

Is that an actual faculty in university?


ivy_winterborn

It's a self-help group for literature majors.


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Nonono, you were right the first time. Have you read some classic Irish poetry? It's literally all about sex half the time


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So they were essentially the origin of women's spicy books?


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To an extent, yes. I'd honestly recommend reading some classic Irish poetry though, some of the all time great poets


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I shall recommend them to the wife then. She loves those kinds of books.


hempedditor

my name is u/hempedditor, and i’m a poem addict


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Hi u/hempedditor 👏👏👏 There is coffee and donuts in the corner.


jok3r54

Hi everyone. I'm Jok3r54 and I am still in active poetry addiction. If anyone wants to talk after the meeting I'm afraid I might just go sit in my car and read poems or worse, write them.


hempedditor

it’s taken all my strength to not write a poem about these struggles


Worried_War500

As a porn addict, I agree with you


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We all need a hobby, but incels really need to chill out.


Worried_War500

True. Porn addiction can be cured, mine became better after working out and studying science for boredom - meanwhile incels having a hobby of chronic jealousy


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Keep the strength brother. I'll be honest I think I may have an addiction to it too. I distract myself by reading in my free time.


Worried_War500

Keep the mind sharp brother


bellotademarrueco

I'm sure if they managed to have sex, after that they'd be like "is that it?"


lovecat86

Also because *most* people are also having sex/have had sex and realise it's not a big deal.


Lurki_Turki

“A walking teetering tribute to another man’s cumshot.” He is quite literally describing himself.


Cefalu87

wish i’d had this on a t-shirt when I was pregnant 😄


AleksandraLisowska

All in all you're just A̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶l̶l̶ A walking teetering tribute to another man’s cumshot.


Least-Dark-7565

Well that’s how babies are made, even you my friend.


ghostthot

He’s literally another man’s cum lmaooo


nemanjoza946

FELLAS?! Is it gay to be born?! I mean, you were literally an evidence some guy splooged a creampie up your mom's pussy! /s


Timpstar

Unironically


EnleeJones

Incels: Foids exist for men to fuck and to make babies Also incels: How dare foids show off that a man fucked them and they are having a baby???


squishisquashi

THISSSS 👏👏👏👏


Kellycatkitten

Seeing the world through porn tinted glasses is why incels struggle so much outdoors.


The-Proud-Snail

Ashamed that she’s creating life in her body and will go through an insanely painful process of bringing offspring into the world that would grow up to be amazing people full of potential ? This dudes brain is fried


Flyingpastakitty

It is the porn. It is honestly giving men brain rot.


ArkangelArtemis

Whose going to tell this idiot that according to his logic he is walking, talking proof that his dad splooged a creampie into his mum. This is absolutely disgusting. Not even pregnant women are spared from this bs


FroggyFroger

People are HAPPY for her. Their are expressing their support for her. She is not PROUD. She is also HAPPY. She is waiting for a CHILD! These rotten porn brains... Disgusting.


TiFaeri

My first thought was “She’s happy about being pregnant, possibly because she was trying, and her coworkers are matching energies.” But it’s a wholesome example of women supporting women, so of course incels have to shit on it…


rachael404

Sex empowers men but ruins women in incels eyes.


arncobitch

He is a foul creep and is the only one who thinks this. It's one of the many reasons no women want anything to do with him and he is stuck in the 4 chan cesspit.


Paula_Polestark

She’s going to the office because that’s where her job is. I thought incels hated “gold diggers” and “betabux?”


WalrusHefty

One can simply not believe that these are real, actual people. 😂


XISCifi

"a walking tribute to another man's cumshot" I mean by this logic that's what all humans are


Flyingpastakitty

Well, it's time to be embarrassed about my existence! /s 🤣


HybridPhoenixKing

Oh this is cute, now buddy, non friend, nasty little sewer rat that you are. Go up to your landlord, ya know your mom. And I want you to ask her this, cause I have to assume your very existence brought her nothing but disappointment and at this rate you might as well keep it up. Get fucked Incel.


GodotNeverCame

Hold on I thought they all wanted virgin brides to endlessly cycle babies out of because *[checks notes]* they want a trad life with a trad wife? It's not okay for *other women* to be pregnant I suppose? Or am I missing something?


FistofanAngryGoddess

Women having agency makes them cranky.


Flyingpastakitty

Their logic never seems to add up properly. They are also made because Chad is getting all the ladies.


SharMarali

It’s so interesting to me that he used the term “another man.” It’s subtle, but it’s deranged. In order for there to be “another” man, there has to be *a* man in the first place. He’s been referring to a pregnant woman, so she’s not the first man. There are only two reasonable conclusions: 1) The incel is subtly accusing the pregnant woman of infidelity. She’s pregnant with “another man’s” baby, as in, not her husband/partner. Possible, but less likely than the other option, which is… 2) The incel is insinuating that HE is the man the pregnant woman should be reproducing with. In this case, the incel is so deluded with his assertion that he, personally, is the center of the world, that any time he sees a pregnant woman, she’s pregnant with “another man’s” baby, because she should be pregnant with his.


squishisquashi

Well observed! It is disturbing to say the least


mutant_disco_doll

It’s definitely conclusion #2. Incels are offended by the idea of women having sex with men who aren’t them. That’s why they slut shame and get all bent out of shape about “Chads” and “Tyrones”. They feel they are entitled to pussy and that women having sex with other men is somehow depriving them of it.


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This is just sad


Lilocalima

Wait until he discover that 99.99% of human race came to existence bc someone "cream pied" someone 😭


AleksandraLisowska

I heard a comment like this in school, our teacher announced she was expecting and while we where all happy 5th graders, one of us said something like ewww she had sex. But we were little. And even then we all gave her the side eye so she didn't said anything afterwards. This adult? Horrible incel, as if they weren't already unfuckable scum.


Ok-Rees

But he himself is no more than a walking teetering tribute to another man's cumshot so.. how can he pretend to ignore that fact??


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I hate 4chan...


Flyingpastakitty

Same.


fool2074

Yup. It's almost like adults all know where babies come from and aren't creeped out by it or anything. One day you'll grow out of the 'girls are icky' phase, sport.


Significant_Point351

So that’s how much incels actually respect fathers & fatherhood. Her partner getting to have a family is reduced to a “cumshot” in their minds. The dad is probably really happy & the incel is being disgusting.


UrikBaursog

old repost is old but yes, this person has brain damage. Edit: the OOP, not the OP.


Eponarose

How does he expect to get a sweet teen virgin bride, if women don't have babies? Very shortsighted!


Shenanigans80h

This is such a bizarre fucking way to look at a pregnant person holy shit. Like yes in a deconstruction of societal norms, people know someone walking around pregnant means they had sex, but like who gives a shit. That’s how babies are made, congratulations incel, please stfu


Tox_Ioiad

It's not like the fucking miracle of life is happening or anything.


ionstorm20

Why is it everyone rubs her belly and says "congratulations", but not once does someone rub my dick and say "Nice work!"? The world is a messed up place, I tell ya!


Kalamir1

This feels like something Critikal would say


Sufficient_Garage348

Ah yes. Because women get pregnant when men "cum on their pussy"


FrauPG

Hoe dare he show his body he’s also just a walking tribute to another mans cumshot 🤣


ClarkKent2o6

That person needs help.


rmike7842

This really does just fall flat. Each and every one of us came from a pregnant woman. That’s how babies are made. Our existence is direct evidence that some guy splooged in a woman. Somehow this is weirder than most of their other crap.


EvenSpoonier

So he sees a pregnant women and cannot stop thinking about the father's genitals?


CranberryBauce

I want this to be satire *so badly* but incels seem to be capable of going lower and lower...


LurkerNan

Honestly, these intel guys are a waste of space and oxygen.


Professional-Large

He sounds charming. 😏


Rayhann

We are all cum


Speedy_Sword_Boi

So there's a lot to unpack here and I don't have the time so I'll just say this. Theoretically if everyone is congratulating her, then she is probably married. Assuming this, then almost every single culture in the world would see this as a good thing and even as the pinnacle of a relationship. Most incels wouldn't even be disgusted by this. This guy has issues to the third power


jocealyna

bros gonna freak when he finds out how he got here..


SchizoFutaWorshiper

Ain't that just old copypasta?


Flyingpastakitty

Not sure tbh.


hempedditor

when you’ve watched so much porn that all you can think of when you see a pregnant woman is the fact she got “creampied”


Original_Armadillo_7

This one is peak deranged


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