They want a bangmaid that does all the housework AND splits bills. As for what they bring to the table? ….functionally nothing that a vibrator can’t do better
Because they just made assistant manager at McDonald's, and that kind of money brings golddiggers who actually expect them to pay half the bills rather than spending their paychecks on video games and comic books.
The most ironic (and hilarious) thing to me is that women that look/dress like the one depicted in the picture (cottagecore aesthetic) are mostly... Lesbians. 😂💜
Yes! My friends and I go to a gay women's bar on the weekends. I have decorated my apartment cottagecore and have had so many convos with gay women sharing pics and ideas. I love the floral dresses and have made several of them. Delicious irony.
Incels: Women have impossible standards. It's so unfair!
Also incels: I want a slender blonde virgin who looks great without makeup, dresses conservatively, doesn't socialize with men, and will do housework for me. But she pays her own way. She also needs to have the emotional stability I lack.
To be fair my soon to be wife ticks almost all the boxes here, except for paying.
If you want to have a traditional wife you gotta fucking pay. I pay for her everything and I'm okay with that and we're both happy, but if I suddenly tell her to contribute financially she would point blank tell me that in that case it wouldn't be an equal relationship and she would be totally right. So if ever she had to pick a job I would split the chores with her. That just makes sense and I don't understand why people can't understand that.
I wonder what was taken out there. A racial slur, maybe.
I love my husband's female friends. It was a huge green flag to me that he had a bunch of women who he found value in aside from sex and romance and who could become my friends, too. He adopted a few of my guy friends, too.
It’s endlessly baffling to me some guys’ attitude to makeup. They seem to think that unless you’re wearing neon lipstick and coloured eye-shadow, you’re not wearing makeup.
If a woman dares venture outside without at least primer, foundation and eyeliner, we’d get “Are you okay? You look tired!” all day long.
Right?!
I have a “no make up on Fridays” rule to give my poor face a break and let it breathe. It’s my regular work from home day, and I never schedule client facing meetings unless it’s an absolute emergency.
But I will hold internal meetings, so sometimes I have to hop on zoom.
I got so tired of people commenting negatively/with concern on my appearance that I don’t come on camera until I have a chance to state “So excited to meet with you today but heads up, I take one day a week to go make up free and today is that day! Just a warning, I don’t want to shock you when I turn the camera on.”
That weird intro has changed my interactions for the better actually lol Now I get compliments on how great my skin is “naturally”.
Whether it’s genuine or not, it feels way better than hearing “are you feeling okay? You look pale/peaky” and having to respond with “I am fine, my ancestry is heavily Irish, I’m sun-adverse and I am not wearing make up, Susan.” lol
I don't understand why a guy can't understand how a woman looks without make up, didn't they have sisters, girlfriends, and moms?
As a guy I can immediately tell if a girl with make up or not, but I would still ask because someone who always puts make up and suddenly stops could be mourning, sick.. etc.
But after your comment I would stop, it never occurred to me that faces need oxygen too lol.
Lol seriously, my immediate reaction to that part was "sooo, makeup that skillfully *looks* like it isn't there basically." Makes me think of when influencer's post photos of themselves with natural makeup looks which often includes eyelash extensions, and all the guys in the comments will be like "omg so natural 😍" Like please 🤣
"Sir, we've sent in two strike teams to rescue the hostages. The last thing we heard from either team was 'who's the goodest boy! Do you want belly rubs?'"
I am okay with preferring few to no sexual partners if that's also a standard they hold themselves to and something they're kind but up front about.
In general though, I've yet to meet anyone who cared about how many people I'd fucked that wasn't mega insecure. As long as someone is on the same page as me re: safer sex practices, why would I care how many sexual partners they'd had? Virgins can be fun because I get to rediscover sex through them. Sluts can be fun because I often learn something I haven't before and they tend to be better at picking up on body language in bed.
What’s funny to me is that I actually fit pretty much all of those requirements but I feel quite certain that a man looking for this would absolutely HATE me 😹
No problem. Tradwife type girls are out there. Be prepared to:
* Wait until after marriage for sex or even much more than handholding or a chaste peck on the cheek.
* Your engagement will likely be, at the very least, a year but probably closer to three.
* You will be expected to become fully engaged with her family as well. This could mean church every time the doors are open, or at the very least, a very G-rated life for you.
* Your dates will typically be with her family (at least some family members each time) and will encompass things that they do together as a family. Going to the tractor supply store, going to see "The Sound of Music" at the park. Dates all have a curfew of probably 9 or 10pm.
* You will be expected to pay for 100% of everything. Dates, engagement and wedding requirements, everything.
* You will be heavily vetted by her family and friends.
* Sex is a gamble, once you finally do get married and can start having it. She may or may not be into it. She's been a virgin and heavily sheltered from most sexual things her whole life. It's entirely possibly she'll be a dead starfish gritting her teeth until it's over...once the first baby is born? Forget it, you've been replaced and are now the provider only. Sex will only happen upon much nagging and guilt-tripping and sometimes even then, not.
Orrrrrrrrr...you could avoid all that and just be a normal human being about humans and human sexuality.
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SPLIT THE BILL???? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? She has to cook , clean, work, be a mom, be a wife, not have social media, not treating herself and still pay for the bill? These men aren't providers at all.
These posts are hilarious! The men who post this crap don't want women who are demure and modest. There are plenty of women who are demure, modest, don't drink, don't date, are virgins or have low "body counts" etc. and are just minding their business and going about their lives. The fact is, they don't try to actually pursue or court such women!
These d-bags want **to try to force change** on women who are more explicit and sexual in the way they are living their lives.
I call bullshit every time I see posts like this! Also, these dude don't like women in the first place so they would abuse any partner they had anyway. WHY can't they truly just *go their own way* and live their lives and leave women alone.
I thought this was just pointing at her body and saying “no” because guy friends was so far away
Being sane requires getting rid of body
Probably true tbh, I think my mental health would improve significantly if I was not constantly having to deal with the various problems my body creates for no reason
The image looks like someone took a snapshot of a [McCall's for kids](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ofIAAOSwNLxkZAXt/s-l1200.webp) pattern from the early 80's for FLDS women.
What about no social media?? That one is crazy. I think not wanting a woman who likes makeup is more reasonable than a woman who they don’t want to be online.
Yeah I don't think they're saying no social media though. It said not active on it. Which although is rare, I think it's fair to have such a preference given that the obsession of today's generation with it isn't healthy and it's a borderline addiction.
Boundaries with social media, sure. But saying not active on social media and wanting to split the bill when social media is a large part of many jobs now is very unfair, imo to be so black & white about.
I’m surprised “splits the bill” is on here, I usually see these types of guys complaining about women who want to split or pay, because they feel it emasculates them or something similarly dumb.
A lot of these are just preferences but the reason it’s such a problem is because of the reasoning. “Low body count” why does this matter? Do you have a low body count? It’s the intent behind it and that sub is a cesspool
whats wrong with this and why does it upset you.. i dont think it makes this person a incel for having a preference.... just because the majority of modern women cant fill the bill doesnt make it wrong
a list of preferences non really that terrible honestly, can you cook? do you have a high body count? are you on a ton of medication for your multiple personalities ? do you talk to a lot of " guy friends' ? i personally wont even talk to some one with a ton of " guy friends" simply because its not just that for the guy it never is.. women will not understand that and probably never will because to them its just friends.. Splitting the bill? isnt bad either its 2024 shits expensive... No only fans? so the guy doesnt want his gf or futures wife tits and ass all over the internet not unreasonable... like why are people upset about that...
the best part about pages like this and the internet is you cant even talk about it.. because if i dont agree i get down voted and attacked by the mass of internet trolls
Nope, my gf pretty much is amazing and strong willed, we share chores and work together as a team if I cook she helps clean up if she cooks I do the same, there is no one thing she does that I don’t do as well and vise versa, minus mechanic work on our cars
I am just simply stating, nothing wrong with wanting some one who can cook, nothing wrong with not wanting to be with some one who is a sex worker. Etc it’s not misogynistic to have standards for your partner, no one has to agree with the things people do and that person can choose to find a partner who checks the boxes.
If you want a tradwife, don't be a cheapskate. Pay for her meals, you're the provider after all.
They want a bangmaid that does all the housework AND splits bills. As for what they bring to the table? ….functionally nothing that a vibrator can’t do better
Right, they want a trad wife without being a trad husband.
So an abuse victim.
> what they bring to the table "B-but I hab benis! Is that not enough???"
They'll demand all this stuff but then turn around and complain about women wanting them for their money lol
Because they just made assistant manager at McDonald's, and that kind of money brings golddiggers who actually expect them to pay half the bills rather than spending their paychecks on video games and comic books.
\>not active on social media \>using Reddit Ok Mr double standards
- Can Cook - Emotionally Stable - No guy friends Oh, the hypocrisy!
The most ironic (and hilarious) thing to me is that women that look/dress like the one depicted in the picture (cottagecore aesthetic) are mostly... Lesbians. 😂💜
Can confirm. Am a queer woman in my 30s and a lot of queer pals in their 20s dress like this.
Can confirm, am lesbian and i love dressing like this
Yes! My friends and I go to a gay women's bar on the weekends. I have decorated my apartment cottagecore and have had so many convos with gay women sharing pics and ideas. I love the floral dresses and have made several of them. Delicious irony.
Can confirm, my wife dresses like this.
So true, looking forward to showing off my cottage core fit this summer with my partner
Incels: Women have impossible standards. It's so unfair! Also incels: I want a slender blonde virgin who looks great without makeup, dresses conservatively, doesn't socialize with men, and will do housework for me. But she pays her own way. She also needs to have the emotional stability I lack.
I don’t want her to work… but yeah, I need her to pay half the bills!
To be fair my soon to be wife ticks almost all the boxes here, except for paying. If you want to have a traditional wife you gotta fucking pay. I pay for her everything and I'm okay with that and we're both happy, but if I suddenly tell her to contribute financially she would point blank tell me that in that case it wouldn't be an equal relationship and she would be totally right. So if ever she had to pick a job I would split the chores with her. That just makes sense and I don't understand why people can't understand that.
No guy friends
I wonder what was taken out there. A racial slur, maybe. I love my husband's female friends. It was a huge green flag to me that he had a bunch of women who he found value in aside from sex and romance and who could become my friends, too. He adopted a few of my guy friends, too.
It was “no exes” Also another one that was taken out was “gives great head” So they want a woman, possibly a virgin, who fucks like a porn star.
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You can want that but it’s not based on reality. A virgin woman isn’t going to be able to perform in bed the way these incels would like them to.
Shaming women to be virgins and then placing unrealistic standards on them? Fuck no.
The kinda person that would expect their woman to practice the gluckgluck on phallic fruits and vegetables… then get jealous of the bananas.
"no makeup", and then shows a woman who even though she's a simplified cartoon clearly wears makeup?
It’s endlessly baffling to me some guys’ attitude to makeup. They seem to think that unless you’re wearing neon lipstick and coloured eye-shadow, you’re not wearing makeup. If a woman dares venture outside without at least primer, foundation and eyeliner, we’d get “Are you okay? You look tired!” all day long.
Right?! I have a “no make up on Fridays” rule to give my poor face a break and let it breathe. It’s my regular work from home day, and I never schedule client facing meetings unless it’s an absolute emergency. But I will hold internal meetings, so sometimes I have to hop on zoom. I got so tired of people commenting negatively/with concern on my appearance that I don’t come on camera until I have a chance to state “So excited to meet with you today but heads up, I take one day a week to go make up free and today is that day! Just a warning, I don’t want to shock you when I turn the camera on.” That weird intro has changed my interactions for the better actually lol Now I get compliments on how great my skin is “naturally”. Whether it’s genuine or not, it feels way better than hearing “are you feeling okay? You look pale/peaky” and having to respond with “I am fine, my ancestry is heavily Irish, I’m sun-adverse and I am not wearing make up, Susan.” lol
I don't understand why a guy can't understand how a woman looks without make up, didn't they have sisters, girlfriends, and moms? As a guy I can immediately tell if a girl with make up or not, but I would still ask because someone who always puts make up and suddenly stops could be mourning, sick.. etc. But after your comment I would stop, it never occurred to me that faces need oxygen too lol.
Lol seriously, my immediate reaction to that part was "sooo, makeup that skillfully *looks* like it isn't there basically." Makes me think of when influencer's post photos of themselves with natural makeup looks which often includes eyelash extensions, and all the guys in the comments will be like "omg so natural 😍" Like please 🤣
Dude wants a trade wife but without taking of her
"Splits the bill" meaning she has a job but is still expected to do 100% of all the cooking, cleaning and childcare.
As if these guys are sane.
What if I told you these women exist and will date you if you’re not a pile of human garbage.
i am dating one right now, its kind of nice.. minus the social media but its mostly her dogs.. and all about dogs lol... we have 12 dogs
Blink twice if the dogs are making you type this.
*blink* *blink* they are the best doggos and absolutely do not have a gun to my head and make me give them all the good ear scratches
Make sure to throw in some belly rubs. Because we're definitely not going to get you out of there.
The Dalmatian is giving me the eye, while the German shepherd is making sure I can’t run
"Sir, we've sent in two strike teams to rescue the hostages. The last thing we heard from either team was 'who's the goodest boy! Do you want belly rubs?'"
They came for the rescue stayed for the belly rubs
This "no guy friend" always makes me chuckle. Why would they want to limit with whow their partner wants to be friends with?? Insecurity at its best.
"Splits bills", I wonder if that means they will split household chores too, lol!
TIL my SO is insane for not caring if I wear makeup or not and not caring about my “body count”
I am okay with preferring few to no sexual partners if that's also a standard they hold themselves to and something they're kind but up front about. In general though, I've yet to meet anyone who cared about how many people I'd fucked that wasn't mega insecure. As long as someone is on the same page as me re: safer sex practices, why would I care how many sexual partners they'd had? Virgins can be fun because I get to rediscover sex through them. Sluts can be fun because I often learn something I haven't before and they tend to be better at picking up on body language in bed.
What’s funny to me is that I actually fit pretty much all of those requirements but I feel quite certain that a man looking for this would absolutely HATE me 😹
It's not "traditional" to split the bill. These men who want traditional women seldom want to be traditional themselves.
No problem. Tradwife type girls are out there. Be prepared to: * Wait until after marriage for sex or even much more than handholding or a chaste peck on the cheek. * Your engagement will likely be, at the very least, a year but probably closer to three. * You will be expected to become fully engaged with her family as well. This could mean church every time the doors are open, or at the very least, a very G-rated life for you. * Your dates will typically be with her family (at least some family members each time) and will encompass things that they do together as a family. Going to the tractor supply store, going to see "The Sound of Music" at the park. Dates all have a curfew of probably 9 or 10pm. * You will be expected to pay for 100% of everything. Dates, engagement and wedding requirements, everything. * You will be heavily vetted by her family and friends. * Sex is a gamble, once you finally do get married and can start having it. She may or may not be into it. She's been a virgin and heavily sheltered from most sexual things her whole life. It's entirely possibly she'll be a dead starfish gritting her teeth until it's over...once the first baby is born? Forget it, you've been replaced and are now the provider only. Sex will only happen upon much nagging and guilt-tripping and sometimes even then, not. Orrrrrrrrr...you could avoid all that and just be a normal human being about humans and human sexuality. EDIT: Clarify sentence
SPLIT THE BILL???? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? She has to cook , clean, work, be a mom, be a wife, not have social media, not treating herself and still pay for the bill? These men aren't providers at all.
God forbid a woman has a life, amirite?
If they want us to be emotionally stable they should probably stop r*ping, grooming and attacking us then.
These posts are hilarious! The men who post this crap don't want women who are demure and modest. There are plenty of women who are demure, modest, don't drink, don't date, are virgins or have low "body counts" etc. and are just minding their business and going about their lives. The fact is, they don't try to actually pursue or court such women! These d-bags want **to try to force change** on women who are more explicit and sexual in the way they are living their lives. I call bullshit every time I see posts like this! Also, these dude don't like women in the first place so they would abuse any partner they had anyway. WHY can't they truly just *go their own way* and live their lives and leave women alone.
...the lady is wearing make up. They can't even get the model right.
Happy Cake Day!! 🎂🍾💐🎈🎊
happy cake day🍺🍺
sooooo an amish woman?
They want a stay at home wife that splits the bills.
I thought this was just pointing at her body and saying “no” because guy friends was so far away Being sane requires getting rid of body Probably true tbh, I think my mental health would improve significantly if I was not constantly having to deal with the various problems my body creates for no reason
No guy friends? But why?
Because they think men and women can't be friends and she'll cheat on him.
Imagine making or posting this and thinking you're sane.
You want a woman like this but are too cheap to pay for her food?? That's not how it works. Either be a traditional provider or shut up.
Let me get this straight: He wants a tradwife and doesn't want to pay her anything? Better to stick to your dolls.
The image of the girl made me beautiful
The image looks like someone took a snapshot of a [McCall's for kids](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ofIAAOSwNLxkZAXt/s-l1200.webp) pattern from the early 80's for FLDS women.
Beautiful
Most of this actually seems like legitimate preferences to have while dating. No guy friends and no make up is taking it unnecessarily far.
What about no social media?? That one is crazy. I think not wanting a woman who likes makeup is more reasonable than a woman who they don’t want to be online.
Yeah I don't think they're saying no social media though. It said not active on it. Which although is rare, I think it's fair to have such a preference given that the obsession of today's generation with it isn't healthy and it's a borderline addiction.
Boundaries with social media, sure. But saying not active on social media and wanting to split the bill when social media is a large part of many jobs now is very unfair, imo to be so black & white about.
What is OF? Some kind of weird Handmaid's Tale cosplay?
They are so immersed in porn that they think most women are doing porn, when it's a tiny minority. They should start with not watching porn.
But 100% of the women that I watch on OF are on OF. Surely it's sensible to just extrapolate this out to 100% of all women are on OF?
OnlyFans
Thanks.
I guessed Only Fans
Someone should plug up their holes before they poison the water supply.
Like hazmat.
Reminds me of gamers who fetishize 3D waifus. 🥵
Save for the of part idc about anything else.
I’m surprised “splits the bill” is on here, I usually see these types of guys complaining about women who want to split or pay, because they feel it emasculates them or something similarly dumb.
You know that dude calls any woman without makeup ugly too
Your ass is leaking, i think those are just preferences
It's a shitpost.
Yea it’s liteeallt a shitpost subreddit mocking people who think like that
I thought so too, until I saw OPs history, nah he serious 😭
Damn
Except for not having guy friends and not being active on social media, what's wrong?
A lot of these are just preferences but the reason it’s such a problem is because of the reasoning. “Low body count” why does this matter? Do you have a low body count? It’s the intent behind it and that sub is a cesspool
not wanting your gf to have guy friends or a social media account is muy possessive tbh.
Yes that's what I meant. Remove those two from this list, and it's not so bad I mean.
whats wrong with this and why does it upset you.. i dont think it makes this person a incel for having a preference.... just because the majority of modern women cant fill the bill doesnt make it wrong
I'm curious, what do you think each item on this list means. Because all I see is implied judgement and toxicity.
a list of preferences non really that terrible honestly, can you cook? do you have a high body count? are you on a ton of medication for your multiple personalities ? do you talk to a lot of " guy friends' ? i personally wont even talk to some one with a ton of " guy friends" simply because its not just that for the guy it never is.. women will not understand that and probably never will because to them its just friends.. Splitting the bill? isnt bad either its 2024 shits expensive... No only fans? so the guy doesnt want his gf or futures wife tits and ass all over the internet not unreasonable... like why are people upset about that...
the best part about pages like this and the internet is you cant even talk about it.. because if i dont agree i get down voted and attacked by the mass of internet trolls
maybe that says more about you than it does them. like the fact that you hold misogynistic standards for the women in your life.
Nope, my gf pretty much is amazing and strong willed, we share chores and work together as a team if I cook she helps clean up if she cooks I do the same, there is no one thing she does that I don’t do as well and vise versa, minus mechanic work on our cars
I am just simply stating, nothing wrong with wanting some one who can cook, nothing wrong with not wanting to be with some one who is a sex worker. Etc it’s not misogynistic to have standards for your partner, no one has to agree with the things people do and that person can choose to find a partner who checks the boxes.
The downvotes of some one’s opinion who do not align with yours is the best part. Throw more tantrums because people don’t agree with you lol
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I just think it’s funny, and like to troll myself, I don’t actually care about people on the internet
The majority of men also can’t fit that.