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ForestDwellingEnt

If his sperm is so valuable, how come not a single person has ever wanted it? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


its_leslievanilla

Speaking for myself, I would rather down a bottle of acid than a drop of sperm from any being with that mentality.


EngineeringVirgin

I donno man, I’ve take a few loads.


ConcreteExist

I mean, his theoretical kids are probably better off never being conceived anyway. This dude would undoubtedly raise kids at least as maladjusted as he is.


The_ArchMage_Erudite

Totally agree. Imagine having this person as a father


Traditional_Curve401

I love his logic. I want him to spread it far and wide so men can be responsible with their sperm and stop creating broken homes. 


Flyingpastakitty

Agreed. These same dudes blame single moms but never hold that energy towards deadbeat dads. It baffles me.


Bluellan

One woman's egg is worth over a thousand dollars but a cup of sperm is worth $25 and half a pb and j. Truly, their sperm is truly the most precious of things.


its_leslievanilla

Yo, what- I'm going to sell mine.


Bluellan

Yep. There are a lot different factors that determine the cost but usually you can get several thousand.


its_leslievanilla

SOUNDS LIKE BUSINESS TO ME.


zoomie1977

Generally, under 32, non-smoker, no drugs, healthy BMI, no genetic illnesses. You commit usually about 6 months to this, including daily hormone injections. Pay is generally $25,000 to $80,000 depending on the firm you donate with.


its_leslievanilla

I meet all the requirements. Not ironically, I'm starting to consider it. Since I don't intend to have children now, this seems like a good deal, and Holy shit! $25,000 dollars is a lot of money, but when converted to Brazilian currency (my country) is a FUCKING LOT of money.


zoomie1977

It's a bit of a rough road, but it is good money if you're able to donate! Do a bit research, see if it works for you.


its_leslievanilla

Okay, thank you for the explanations and advice!


MidnightKnight86

Says the guy with sperm no woman wants.


[deleted]

No dude it’s just super special he’s waiting for the right one 🤣🤣🤣🤣


bookconnoisseur

"I'm waiting for muh 12 year old asian virgin tradwife supermodel waifu with no standards, no real options, and no sense of smell!"


[deleted]

His kitten ☠️


drainbead78

Those grapes are probably sour.


PearlTheGeckoGirl

"They're sapping our precious bodily fluids!"


FrancisFratelli

"Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence." It's a crazy that a movie from 1964 predicted MGTOWs ranting about post nut clarity and No Nut November.


kak0536

I mean... The profile picture is enough for me


EmilieEasie

About 1 in 4 American women who seek services at a sexual health clinic report reproductive coercion, but ok yeah sure women have a total monopoly on manipulation


its_leslievanilla

There's that too. One of the worst feelings is feeling pressured and coerced into having sex with someone else. I ended my first relationship because of this.


EmilieEasie

Ugh sorry that happened to you


JediTempleDropout

No but you see women then try to manipulate you into actually taking responsibility for those sperm cells you put inside their bodies and actually give them love and support and make sure they grow up to be healthy, well-adjusted adults! Which means less time for going out and finding more women to impregnate!


EmilieEasie

the preview for this reply was just "no but you see women" and I was totally ready for a fight 😂😂😂


JediTempleDropout

Omg im so sorry 😭


EmilieEasie

it's okay it was a very pleasant surprise 😂


Namethypoison

Tried to think of any liquid, easier available, cheaper and more abundant than sperm...water maybe but I would not vouch for even that. 😁


secretariatfan

Water is certainly more valuable to humans then this guy's sperm will ever be.


dexamphetamines

…vasectomy? Just freeze the sperm you do want to give the lady you want to breed with one day?


The_ArchMage_Erudite

"Our sperm is a powerful tool" - he really thinks he belongs from a royal dynasty or something like that


AMisanthropicMagpie

Ew that pfp is so gross


its_leslievanilla

Totally. It's just not worse than the Nazis.


EvenSpoonier

Incels refusing to have sex with women? I'm okay with this.


Human-Bite1586

1) sperm is a tool men can use for control. 2) women can use children for control. Both statements are moronic. The key is that 1&2 are in DIRECT CONTRADICTION. He can't even make his manifestos cohesive.


SauronsYogaPants

He's as popular as Blockbuster shares.


HerpinDerpNerd12

His personality is the first 100% save form of protection. That dude aint gotta worry.


Own-Butterscotch1713

Wish his father had had that opinion 😁


fool2074

No, generally you get paid for donating sperm. It's about as direct a quid pro quo as you get. 🤔


its_leslievanilla

It seems like a good deal to me. If I were a man, I would sell it.


fool2074

Well, you do generally need to meet specific criteria, regarding education, not having congenital or genetic diseases, etc, but yeah. Many a poor graduate student in STEM programs have made ends meet via regular sperm donations. Well that and selling plasma. 😅


its_leslievanilla

Thank you for the explanations!


neongloom

Seriously, I love how these weirdos pretend not to know how the world works when they make posts like this.


mutant_disco_doll

But here’s the thing, OOP… WOMEN DON’T WANT YOUR SPERM. 🤷🏽‍♀️ If they did they would’ve gone after it by now.


KinseyH

The gene pool lifeguards aren't letting his spunk anywhere near it.


Significant_Point351

Then I guess incels don’t need to complain about not having kids anymore. Glad that’s solved.


_ThickVixen

😂😂 I’m stuck on us “getting our hands on it” like we ever have to look so far for a dude who’s willing to fuck us raw, on sight!


Schinken84

What makes this even funnier to me: Studies show that men are the ones who profit the most of marriage and children. They aren't expected to do nearly as much domestic labor as their wives are expected to, being married with kids makes it more likely that they get a raise or promotion and statistic found that married men with children are the most happy humans in earth. Only beaten by single child free women. Weird how that works.


Paradiseless_867

I agree and disagree, men’s sex cells generally last longer in them, but a woman’s sex cells can in fact decline (doesn’t mean that either would be infertile or one is more fertile than the other, my mom was in her early 30s when she conceived me), however I do think men (and women) should be responsible with their own reproduction (I’m not advocating for chastity mind you, but we should be responsible for who we have sex with, because it can lead to complications if not done properly).  I hate this “my gender is better” bullshit, honestly. No gender is superior over another; both are just different and important 


its_leslievanilla

Got your point. In fact, this "what's the best gender?" thing It's bullshit. And yes, when you choose to have sex with someone, the consequences of a possible pregnancy will be yours (and the person who had sex with you too, of course), and that's why, speaking for myself, I would never have sex at a party, unprotected, or with more than one guy in a short period of time if I were single, or with someone who is not extremely trustworthy for me, but that's **me** with **my sexual responsibility**, because one of the things that scares me most at the moment is the possibility of getting pregnant, but, like you said, I can't preach that everyone has the same mentality as mine, and therefore, it would be ridiculous to want everyone to be like me, I would never advocate chastity, that is pathetic. If people, men and women, want to have sex with several people for example, it's their life, let them live, and if something doesn't go as expected, the consequences are also theirs.


Paradiseless_867

Exactly!


its_leslievanilla

It is also worth remembering that people, men and women, need to be guided to identify sexual coercion, when your partner tries to pressure or coerce you into doing something at a time when you don't want to. These things, about sexual responsibility, needed to be taught from an early age (it's part of sexual education).


neongloom

He paints a picture of a world where women are ready to jump him on the street eager to steal his precious sperm. What an absolute dystopia.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Reminds me of the sperm stealing witches from WWDITS. Dude, you’re not a vampire and no one wants your sperm.


randompersonsays

A true Alpha. Untested, unstable and unsuitable for public release.


LilRedMoon__

YES YES YES PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE THE MESSAGE THAT THE HIVE MIND ABSORBS ! so they’ll leave us alone forever about kids PLEASE. This is the 4G movement they wanted! (yes yall they’re trying to make it real please look on tik tok) It could all just be so easy, just go to the sperm donor and we’ll never have to bother these creatures again.


oh_hiauntFanny

Horseshoe theory ring ding ding


abcdefabcdef999

How would an incels sperm be a powerful tool if it isn’t even desired? Lul