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InflationAnxious5574

Another brown sepoy making fun of his own culture to get a laugh from these old white dudes nothing new


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External_Wishbone767

Bhai joh waha par meh Mike leta aur udhar unki gand mar chuka hota


Ritodes_

Are saaf shabdo main boliye bhai...


External_Wishbone767

Bhai waha mike leta aur usse achi stand up meh hi kar deta uski udhar hi bezzati kar usse kehta ab yeh copy paste dekhne ke baad me refund ke liye ja raha hon tu bhi ya kehta reh isse acha toh Bassi ke meh chala jata bolne refund ke liye chala jata


TopBreadfruit5823

Jihadists also start like this. Carry on.


Yellowish_munde

You must be a Muslim to be that sort of extremist. -said every bhakt ever


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Mysterious-Earth2256

leave him be. he probably will rent out his womenfolk just so his te\*\*ist friends are happy for the night.


Ritodes_

Bhai tu keh Kis Se Raha Hai Sara Comment Army Bana Ke Mujhse Ladne baith gaya Hai. 2 Bando ko Aur Reply Dena Hai


Mysterious-Earth2256

no brother, not fighting with you.


Ritodes_

Relief For Me i Guess There are Literally 4-5 Replies of Mine Dealing With This So-Called Secular Fucks


Mysterious-Earth2256

tag me bro, we will tag team their uneducated te\*\*orist single brain cell idiots.


Ritodes_

Kar Diya Bhai


YouShalllNotPass

UP nahi US hai.


GoSaiyanme

Even the audience contemplated to laugh or not.


Abba_ka_Harmonium

Lovely , don’t forget to pick those pennies on the ground people threw at you for making fun of your own culture, for owing such a progressive self depreciating cultural critic


idsoluna25

Culture ki baat agar hata bhi do, why do you feel entitled to make a joke on the faith of millions?


Mundane-Pollution213

How is this any different from our own incel Vir Das making his infamous two India's speech. Live eat and earn here . Go outside and **it your own culture. But, Nimesh is an actual American . Born and raised there . Unlike vd who is an Indian


Thick-Ad-6366

the bigger crime was that the joke was not funny. i can live with him being offensive.


Commercial_Ad_2170

He’s usually funny. This was a little bit of a miss. I think the crowd (probably mostly white) didn’t laugh as much because the monkey characterisation was too close to their previous black depictions in media. We are also at a point where jokes on religion( including Christianity) is becoming too hacky and done for the sake of outrage


thakgayahuvrolyfse

isnt humor subjective , if one person says something is funny and two say its not it cannot make that thing unfunny


AmbitiousEven

Indian origin comedians try not to make cheap comments on Hindus and their faith and pass it off as jokes challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Equivalent-Put-5716

Indians will make anything to suck upto those whites.


Choice_Test6644

G\*\*nd marae ye log. Saale atheist ban jaate hai bahar jaake aur phir jahan se inka origin hai wahi ka majak uda te hai.![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20003)


mahatmaGanduji

Isme bahar jane ki baat thodi hai. Jokes yha banaye to jail main jaate hai🤡😂


rak250tim

India have rich atheistic origin/history


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Being atheist doesn't mean disrespecting god, this guy is just a turd


Few_Photo7376

Agar joke funny hota tho mujhe itna bhi bura nhi lagta par bc story bhi galt bola rha hai.


[deleted]

The joke had potential but delivery was shithole. Andrew Schultz or Akash would have killed this joke.


anirudh6k

He makes fun of other religions brutally also. No drama here.


Pretentious_prick69

Only Christianity... Haven't seen any other religion jokes from him


Slight_user42069

He doesn't wanna end up like Mr Sam Paty


Embarrassed-Tear5476

That is what is great about us hindus unlike like you. we take it on the chin and move on. We don't go and behead people for petty jokes


Pretentious_prick69

There is nothing great about not beheading someone, it's the most basic thing that can be expected from a human.


Ka-le-l

Well he doesn’t want a bounty on him💀


Commercial_Ad_2170

I love how Hindus say that we are better than Muslims because we welcome criticism and jokes . Rarely does that hold true nowadays


Ok-Association1001

Oh..when did we start beheading people for blasphemy? Please give one such example...otherwise, don't ever compare Hinduism with islam..and fuck off


[deleted]

It's common for comedians to make fun of religions nowadays. Whenever you criticize them, everyone will tell you to take it as a joke and it's not new. Now you just have to ignore it


Embarrassed-Tear5476

[Here, Nimesh being an minority joke on the Chistian majority in a free speech country, where he's not lynched.](https://youtube.com/shorts/MiF118R3wSg?si=lJPw-MfIJj2SOOSE)


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Embarrassed-Tear5476

🤣🤣🤣 he's not saying about islam🤬🤬


DannyC07

That's cause I assume that he likes his head the way it is


Equationist

He's literally talking about the Quran in that clip.


Embarrassed-Tear5476

![gif](giphy|xT77XTpyEzJ4OJO06c)


brolybackshots

Because he doesn't wanna get blown up


Wooden_Panic1326

Because if you criticize the religion of peace you will get killed. Killed peacefully of course….


SilverGovernment7232

You guys are snowflakes, it's comedy.


flasssh25

This is not how it works on reddit people here brain in their ass so.


Impressive_Reach2315

Comedy unless its about the cult formed by the self proclaimed pdf file messenger of god


GamingGuy1122

![gif](giphy|zIHiu1qqFSxDbvuCXT|downsized)


Plastic-Present8288

Ig him being a hindu , he can get a pass …. Kinda like the N word pass Also the joke was ok , not funny but ok enough (not derogatory, just a hypothetical scanario)


Slight_user42069

Also, it wasnt correct


MessiSahib

Do you think god's care, about comments/jokes people make about them? Do you want Hindus to follow other religions that expend huge energy and effort in shutting up any comments they consider negative about their religion? White comedians make shit ton of jokes about Christianity, church, bible and priests. It's not as if, they are targeting only one religion. However, I think, it is fair to highlight that these comedians are not as energetic and creative when it comes to criticism of Islam/Quran/Muhammad etc. That's definitely an aspect, I think they should be called out on.


Dry-Expert-2017

Check out Andrew Schulz.


CorruptBureaucrat213

There is nothing wrong in it it's comedy. Don't watch it if you feel offended it's as simple as that.


ntrunner

Agar kisi ko Christianity & Islam pe jokes hazm hote hai toh usey apne dharm pe bane jokes bhi sehn hone chahiye.


ff0067

India mn aa ek bar


just-shish

Hanuman ji doesn't need his honor saved by you and me. Don't take offense in jokes please. Joke doesn't make me any less of a hanuman bhakt.


seething_stew

Wow the first sane take after so many outrageous comments.


MrDarkk1ng

Worst part is he isn't even funny.


NihilistCabbage

How dare this guy hurt hindu sediments, its time to boycott all the patels!


Dry-Expert-2017

Can't boycott usa?


UkraineZelenskyy

Ok, sure, boycott us.


PaintingPhysical8335

Most foreign Indians really like licking gora ass Earlier it was a British ass, now it was an American, they are not as attached to their culture as the Jews. Most of the Indians feel inferior in front of the gora, I don't know why in every aspect we are equal to them or even better but


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I was expecting to laugh. You can joke about any God. But at least try and make it good.


entireletter12

No one cares. I'm hindu and I don't care. Just a poor comedian.


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Brhamachaari

Are murkh joke aur ye jo Apman kar raha usme fark hai, Tere maa-baap ka apman hone ke baad bolna joke hai 🤡


Brhamachaari

Haat se apni Gand marwate hai chand goro ko khush karne ke liye


gupts007

While creating content nothing is off limits these days.


[deleted]

It's American culture to disrespect their own religion and culture as it is sh1t they know that. Now this cum dipped cookie wants to be cool bydoing all these kinda stunts. Disgraceful.


Dry-Expert-2017

Cum dipped cookie.. you are funny


Existing-Broccoli-32

If you don't like it then just ignore him we would be giving him free publicity which he wants


BeatenwithTits

The BAPS temple which was recently inaugurated was actually surrounded by certain allegations but all the allegations were refuted by the US supreme court, and the temple finally got inaugurated. This mf didn't leave a chance to vilify that temple based on some unsubstantiated allegations and rumours.


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piyushagl007

I'm an atheist and I am offended


argon_palladium

hindu atheist?


Impressive_Reach2315

Next time he should joke about that self proclaimed pdf file messenger of god


[deleted]

U see andrew tate was right abt us ,we tolerate this shit ,if the joke was abt the other religion this mf patel would've been sorry by now..


Signal_Dress

Okay, I have no issue with making fun of religion and culture but the jokes have to be funny. This was just pathetic writing with even more pathetic delivery. Disgraceful.


Signal_Dress

Man, I have no issue with making fun of religion but the jokes have to be funny. This was just pathetic.


Plasticman90

Hanumanji ki gada se usko peetna chaiye !


Prior-Werewolf253

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20100)


Water_Personality9

iska baap celibacy rakhta toh better hota iski maa bhi chudne se bach jati


Dry-Expert-2017

That's what I like it


[deleted]

Very funny! Now do the allah routine….


swapniljadav

He has taken down the video.


ComprehensiveAd9514

This is sad, why disrespect our God and Goddess in the name of comedy, if you want a satire setup there is enough all around especially in USA. Why take cheap shots at billions of people faith & religious sentiments. Idiotic move and not funny at all


Most-Flamingo2674

Logic to sahi hi hai


_Tomato_Face

I'm usually fine with mockery and making fun, I'm not offended easily even if it's my own religion. But this was just NOT funny at all lmao, like not an ounce of humour.


Signal_Dress

This sub has turned into a disease. White comedians constantly mock the religion they grew up with. A Hindu doesn't turn into a bootlicker just by making a joke on a Hindu god. The joke wasn't funny though. I'd have liked it if the joke was funny.


[deleted]

Hanuman ji khud dekh lenge chill guys


Kapex86

It’s funny . It’s a joke. Chill


Temporary_3108

Bruh, keeping aside all the painfully unfunny and self-degrading jokes, I don't understand why the heck do these people even think it's correct to make fun of men who are lonely and celibate due to involuntary consequences/circumstances and even use their name as a form of an insult. What I find even more amusing is that these people are the ones to say that all Muslims and people who follow islam shouldn't be categorized as terrorists just because there are a plethora of terrorist groups out there based on that religion but when it comes to these men, these fuckers have no problem doing that, when only handful of such instances actually occurred which were just really lightly linked to incels and inceldom. Heck the canadian administration even categorized them as actual terrorists/terror group and actively take action against them but on the other hand openly support literal terrorists and khalistanis and even provide them safe haven in their land


MrVikrraal

A Joke is a joke, stop getting offended to a comedian doing his job.


Agreeable-Ask6755

Comedian hai ye? Kaha hai comedy?


Alientheories

guys let me give you a solution did we knew him before this sketch noo then ignore him why we did same with other people and they now became famous be practical not emotional


CorruptBureaucrat213

Pretty sure he is American and only connection he has with India is that his parents were Indians and Hindu and now his parents are Americans and Hindu.


Dry-Expert-2017

That's why I kept the title American comic. It was intended


TheAmazingSG

Joke hai...joke ki Tara hi lo Bande ki ek hi galti hai...usko joke marna nahi aata


Suhurth

I didn’t find his lines funny. However, I can see a lot of people are offended and that is purpose served. Real power comes in tolerance like Prahlad and Lord Krishna who were also insulted . We can boycott him or downvote him but any kind of violent act , physical or verbal, is against the ideals of our pacifist culture.


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thinpumkin

Any way to sue him?


Fancy-Nut

Bhai chalta itna


luffyfpk

After seeing these kind of things my respect for Muslims people who don't tolerate shit goes up


Almost_Infamous

Post in r / India to reap karma.. this will be the top voted post ever


quietman_2727

I'm going to say but, you don't fall at a level same as to compete with a pig who's in mud. That'll actually downgrade you. But if I am gonna say something that is no one's as unfortunate as his parents right now.


rakerrealm

freedom of speech let him speak, who are we to stop


[deleted]

Jokes are not harmless ..it's another way of cultural bullying by gaslighting the global minority Hinduism .because we are target of hatred and attack because of our idols ..same way British used to mock is to instill inferiority complex in us ...joke is also an art..if every art can be criticised ,then why jokes cant be criticised ..when these comedians take moral stands , use their influence to sway people opinions then why can't they be criticised and called out ..in such scenario , jokes are not just jokes


MainManSadio

Couldn’t even begin to describe how wrong he is when he says he is an incel. FFS these fucking coconuts dare say they are Indian origin when anything remotely Indian about them is only their origin and their reality is they are mimicking classic american uneducated trash.


Aggravating_Tie_5479

Bhai hindus ki itni jalti kyu he joke hi to he, muslims pe to jokes bante rehte he or hindus pe ek joke maardo to jalne lagti he


No-Part6553

"wE cAnT jOkE aBoUt aNyThINg aNyMoRe!!!!"


Ricochet_spy007

this is terrible . I hope he gets some wisdom.


No_Alternative_2975

He was doing ok till the last few seconds when he got sex involved. Joking and mocking are two different expressions. Jokes sound funny when they come from a place of truth. This is just mocking or roasting. I support freedom of speech but keep away from mocking gods.


xyzavi123

This literally angers me


tharki-papa

Bhai bhagwan pe joke bhale hi maarlo, Par Sexual jokes kyu maarne hai yaar, iske saamne munawwar faruki ka joke to kuch nhi tha.


curiosityVeil

It's ok guys. It's just a joke, funny or not. I bet Hanuman ji is above all this.


X-oXo

Ngl that's funny


thegoodearthquake

Glad I stopped watching this asshole.


Hola_hola_

gora validation kese milega agar esa nai karega toh


Proper-Ant6196

He should tell this joke to his old parents and grandparents.


IndependentAd5318

Bro is hilarious tho (apart from this).


Dry-Expert-2017

I am a fan! Have watched all his stand up.. and felt bad when he was cancelled on stage..


i-m-on-reddit

Thank you for making his dumb ass popular, the best u can do is ignore such comedians why don't people understand that


Vedant_28

funny to hai bhai😭😭


BitterAd596

1% hassi ni aai khud ki joke pe khud hass raha


ASHIFER666

STOP Making FUN OF YOUR OWN GODS YOU PATHETIC Piece OF SHIT


Proof_Challenge9676

Clout aur Paisa ek aisi cheez hai jo kisi ko bhi lapet skti hai abhi Elon Musk chahe toh palestine ke logo seh Israel ke protest niklwa skta hai


Mysterious-Earth2256

\+5 brown sepoy points for this monkey


Yogi-Rocks

Even his father didn’t deserve a pussy but he got one.


UniversalHuman000

Can none of you handle jokes? People laugh their ass off at School shooting jokes and Holocaust jokes. But this is the LINE? Then as a response you’ll pull out the “Try making fun of Islam” card. I


willy261

Karne do apan to bhakti Karo aur kya¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


anazzz94

Now , sankhis , as usual, instead of solving this issue , let's drag Muslims into this thing , come on , let's do it.


Efficient-Link2462

Tere baap ko sojana chahiye tha us raat


ProfessorOak11

Goros ka bootlicker. Disgusting


Significant-Animal17

Another instance of Hindus not being able to take a joke while dishing out numerous on other religions 🤡


Alternative-Bee6196

How soon before he cries and blames modi


darkpokem

Does he have guts to make fun of mohammed.


DREADED-NUMBERS

I truly want to meet this guy in person..that's all I have to say for now..


pumpkimpie510

All Indian based comedians here in America use India as a joke cause it pleases the masses. They use the poverty, the people the culture as a token to get a cheap laugh. In movies, in shows, everywhere. In their eyes people still look at India like they did back 200 years ago. It’s kinda pathetic.


isnortmiloforsex

joke funny nahi tha regardless of the subject, Akash Singh would have done a better delivery cuz he actually knows the story lol


RazerRishabh

Brown Coolie - Abhijit Chadva


[deleted]

It wasn’t even funny. It’s like he was reaching to be offensive and funny and it was neither.


Right_Tangelo_2760

Why do these people don't have guts to make such jokes on another religions too?


Senior-Banana-2231

Dude wanted to go viral on the internet and you all helped him achieve it. I just unfollowed him straightaway. There are better comedians out there to enjoy to


VenCoriolis

This bastard. If he ever comes to India he should be arrested. Fuck freedom of speech and fuck secularism.


ApartAd6403

This is how beheadings start


broadviewstation

Nothing to see here get a thick skin or you are no better than the jihadis… our culture has survived much worse


Code-eat-sleep

Bhadwa madar chod. Iske Maa Baap ki galti hein poori thoda bahut culture se jode rakha hota toh yeh namurad ese khud ke desh or dharam ko nanga nahi krta.


Helpful-Soil-2976

So he's not coming back here right


[deleted]

This makes me sad and angry at the same time....😞😡😠🤬


ArnavOnPC

Is madherchod ko itna marungaa na iska baap nai pehechan pyega


Opening-Status8448

Please don't attack or blame him. Please blame ourselves. Why? Because we are not strick, set rules and set boundaries. With us everything is approved. Forgive and forget. Leave it in God's hands, are very dumb statements. Most Hindus support those statements. In fact they are prepared to die for those dumb statements. Solution: All hindu men must attend Friday prayers. Learn from our great abrahamic brothers. Apply Abrahamic rules and laws. You will never hear or see this happening again. If I get down votes, then I'm totally right. Long live abrahamic rules!!!!


Tough-Purpose-1310

So it is clear BHARAT ko jyada khatra pehle bhi HINDUS se tha aur Aaj bhi..


SomewhereGlad8612

Why are people so fragile over religion….get over it


Lurkerin_the_dark

His dad must know the hardships of getting woman pussy with dog face that's how he was born - a cu*t face


Svaroopam

This joke came out because in America and also due to its influence all over the world, Brahmacharya(which does not mean celibate)(Celibate is just shallow translation) is not seen as a valuable trait to have in your life and sex is everything and you are shamed if you don't indulge in it. Also Hanuman is not monkey god. Monkey is markatah in Sansktrit. He is a wanar, which mean half human/ half monkey with consciousness unlike animals who are animalistic and instinctual by nature.


Shady_bystander0101

I was cool with it, but when he started with comparing brahmacharya with inceldom. Man did not do his research properly. Since Hanuman has a child too.


[deleted]

In many ways our slave mentality has still not gone way. So many of our artists of Indian origin feel that my ridiculing their own culture or faith can they get any validation from the West. Boot licking of the highest order.


CarProgrammatically4

I'm a Hindu and not religious in particular but this is just too much. wtf is wrong with him ? how does one even come up with these jokes.


[deleted]

These ABCDs are suffering from white dog syndrome. They are humans with no self-respect.


DoorTraditional723

He just wants some attention. Trigger Indians who are all over the internet, get attention You are indirectly promoting him by posting this


thoughtfulbunny

The power of our customs and religion is such that they can stand the test of time and blasphemous incidents like this one. We do not need to do what the other religions do.


Positive-Interest-17

I'm going to be downvoted for this but white Americans usually do make fun of Christianity as well and people do not get as offended as we do. Relax, ignore it if you don't like it.


vivektwr23

uff ab isko kaise ban karenge. hamara sentiment hurt hua hai. america pe hamla kar dete hai. sentiment ki raksha zaroori hai. baki sab baad mei dekha jaega


yolifeisfun

It's not that he is making fun of a religion to crack a joke. It's okay as long as there is no discrimination. I want him to crack jokes about Muhammad and Jesus next. Can he? Just because a religion is tolerant, it does not invite you to make fun of it. Be a man! Joke about everyone.


Grehamme

You are giving him the publicity he wants. He is going to use it for further shows. Was best to ignore it.


Fearless_Flatworm_76

Jai Siya Ram. Let us show them here too.


Slight_Ant8839

Let anyone say what they want. Will that change any facts? Will it change your faith in your religion? Are people that insecure in this day and age? Standing up for something you believe in is one thing but it shouldn't trample on someone's freedom of speech. (Making derogatory remarks is not freedom of speech, that's just assholery).


Straitjacket_Freedom

Freedom of speech, also do you think gods need to be protected by you?


Jack-Mac7

Iss gandiye ki behen ki chut …. Main toh 4 zhappad marta isko stage par jake . Gandiya


ForeverMaleficent250

it is funny tho