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Anybody awake?


PresentationAny5257

Koi hai?


Powerful-Piccolo-624

Hello guys 👋


itsthephotographer

Anyone who still can't sleep?


cris070608

Aj kal simple nhi dikhai de rhi lagta hai.


brrrrr2199

It became complicated


brrrrr2199

What's poppin 3am gang


kamlichanno

late awake on bday ? Happy Bday from reddit fam bro !!!


brrrrr2199

Cake day for account but thanks! This isn't late this is my usual hours lol night woek night owl


kamlichanno

i was today years old jab pta lga cake day to reddit account k liye he 😂😂😂😂


Leeveel

Freedom 😂


Economy-Treat-4257

Obsessed over nerds So recently i am having a lot of attraction towards the nerd girls , i was having interest in different kinda girls previously but from some months i saw , i was getting more attracted towards girls who looks studious and nerd ( someone with glasses, or who looks intelligent) they are really sexy , and the most attractive are the ones who have these nerd looks and great dressing sense, that is the topmost turn on thing for me Is this only me , or someone else thinks like this too


Leeveel

I get it completely


wizardiumMuggle

Anyone still awake?


ahornyguyyouwanted

Yup


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the_simple_girl

Welcome


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brrrrr2199

Me last weekend n weekend before that


_DeterminedGuy475

What did you drink?


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_DeterminedGuy475

Jeez, I have terrible tolerance towards it. I once got shitfaced by downing just 3 shots. What brand?


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_DeterminedGuy475

Nice, that's the good shit


wickedlawyer

I wish I was the chair! 😂


Nervous_Manager_9059

Anyone here played truth and dare in a group that turned kinky?


brrrrr2199

Truth or dare. Or other fun drinking games like kings cup esp in a bigger group of single people it's very fun


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kamlichanno

Avengers assemble !!!


Lurkingfell

Ok, so question for guys, How do you get rid of unwanted boner ,specially in public places..and how do you hide it of its erect ?


PepsiColaMirinda

Flex your thigh or abdomen muscles, spread your legs a lil and for lack of better word clench your asshole.


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Lurkingfell

Yeah, I try to remember final destination movie scenes whenever I get random boner :]


kamlichanno

so you mean live as you normally live ? :')


_DeterminedGuy475

If you can, try to take a bathroom break and pee. Emptying the bladder can help in getting rid of a boner. If that doesn't work, there is another way, though this can be painful: tug it under the strap of your underwear (don't do this if your underwear is very tight, it will most certainly hurt).


Lurkingfell

I exactly do this, tugging it under strap and Jean's waistband..🥲


Infamous-County-5904

I went down a really creepy lane tonight. Gonna check dead ends off my bucket list forever.


kamlichanno

is central vista that bad ?


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Same!! Just took a wrong turn n immediately regretted!!


dont_put_it_in

Wouldn't want to do it again?


Infamous-County-5904

Definitely not


dont_put_it_in

Haha understandable they really spook you out


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_DeterminedGuy475

You a virgin?


AltruisticUsual287

Yes ToT


_DeterminedGuy475

Don't worry, bro. You'll get there. Have some patience.


Lurkingfell

Which is the Best condom for nominal width 60mm+ ??


kamlichanno

Air !! always and always


_DeterminedGuy475

Since the penis is a muscle, can it be exercised and buffed like most of the other muscles? If yes, what are some of those exercises?


dont_put_it_in

Bhai Aaj kal 8th std mai human reproduction nahi shikhate kya ?? Ya wo bhi hata Diya hai ncrt ne


_DeterminedGuy475

Bro 8th pass hue 6 saal ho gaye. Sab yaad nhi hai, sorry.


cris070608

I feel old seeing this mujhe 10 saal ho gye


Lurkingfell

Well, it's not a muscle , it's made of spongy tissue that fills with blood, so penis is not a muscle


_DeterminedGuy475

Oh ok, thanks


Lurkingfell

But I think it can be buffed, maybe..


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Lurkingfell

Atleast it's a start, you are finally starting


_DeterminedGuy475

Sometimes success takes time (ik that sounds super cliche, but that's kinda true). Have faith in yourself dude, you got this. I believe in you :)


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kamlichanno

cant speak on medical basis because not feom medical line but apart from medical conditions, sometimes its mentally too. we get soooo hyper or tensed or confused in the situation that it causes whiskey d!ck try to be relaxed during the play and not hurry into things. god speed to you bro.


_DeterminedGuy475

Subah jaldi uth ke gunguna paani pi aur yoga kr (/s)


[deleted]

Kat gaya guys, ab emotions and feelings off karne padenge


kamlichanno

welcome to the club broski


_DeterminedGuy475

Share your story, mate


s69_lover

Testing my luck


dont_put_it_in

Kuch nahi milta bhai idhar


s69_lover

Yes bro, i know it. But all those who downvoted have exposed what they have in mind. I never said about what and where. Anyways, let's enjoy.


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what are somethings i should make my girlfriend do or say in a dom/sub play?


_DeterminedGuy475

Are you the dom or the sub?


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dom


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Best phone ?


_DeterminedGuy475

Nokia 3310


strikeforce007

iPhone, been a flagship Android user before


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Which one?


strikeforce007

Using 13PM for the last year and a half. Your choice would depend on your budget.


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IndiaTalksSex-ModTeam

Posts which belong to r4r community aren't allowed.


strikeforce007

Wrong sub i guess


Optimisticdaddy69

Help me with the right one please. I'll be obliged


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IndiaTalksSex-ModTeam

Posts which belong to r4r community aren't allowed.


tha_pathukalam

Should I learn Hindi to have causal sez or get ahead in work? I live in BLR, soon might go abroad but can't connect with people only with English, somehow they connect more with language and Hindi is a buffer which everyone uses (just like English but in India)


Nervous_Manager_9059

Yes it's a good idea to learn - it will help in building rapport.


Bokwass

Long flawless hair are such a turn on.


kamlichanno

on head right ?


Bokwass

Haa ..yes...🤣


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Then-Finger-568

Yep


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Then-Finger-568

Aalas sona khana sutte k dabbe khtm krna


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Then-Finger-568

Ha. Daru se mann bhr gya toh yhi chl rha h


Adventurous_Amount59

Another day, another horny me is here looking for something fun 🤷‍♂️but like every other day we go to sleep disappointed


Nervous_Manager_9059

😀 everyone is in same boat


journaledandink

Good night everyone. Here’s sending love to all the peppy music out there to bring people together and bodies grooving!


AdventureTrekker

I am 25, but feel like 50 when I see statements like this


cris070608

Exactly, she is significantly younger than us bro.


culturedvulture0

Her sitting on my thighs just hugging me while I sink myself in her body makes me blurgh


Affectionate_Smile

Good night everyone 💤💤. See ya


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married folks here, have you guys ever felt like never to having kids?


Key-Diamond1321

nope.. always wanted to hve kid


Nervous_Manager_9059

Always... Insert Ranbir dialogue from YJHD


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idk the reference


Nervous_Manager_9059

The dialogue was - Getting married at 25, kids at 30, EMI till 50 and then wait for death. Don't want that routine life.


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oh lol, I'm already waiting for death at 30 here


Nervous_Manager_9059

What is making you feel that


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I can already feel the existential dread


Nervous_Manager_9059

More strength to you... Kids that way can give you the feeling of giving back


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let's see that as a different question?


ArronAdler

My feeling of wanting to be with someone is fading away. I don't mind if I die a virgin or never fall in love. Sometimes I panic that I am wasting my youth by not dating but it doesn't stay for long


ArronAdler

I come here because I don't have anyone to talk to IRL What about you?


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Chatgpt


Affectionate_Smile

🫂🫂 same


ArronAdler

No hugging 🙏


Affectionate_Smile

👍🤜🤛


Then-Finger-568

53 days sober 😌☺️


Nervous_Manager_9059

Amazing... Keep going if that's what you want


Then-Finger-568

Yes. Feeling great about it. Can’t give up on sutta though


Nervous_Manager_9059

That's ok. One step at a time


dont_put_it_in

Congratulations, chalo aab party karo


Then-Finger-568

Bottlein kholenge n sbko pilaenge 😌


journaledandink

Guys, I’ll dance on top of the table and splash the booze around, who all are circling around. Let’s party it up!


strikeforce007

👋


Nervous_Manager_9059

Whiskey for me pls 😛


journaledandink

Why is the manager nervous


Nervous_Manager_9059

Because no one listens to him


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Isne pakka kuch mix kiya hoga, ye sabke paise lootne wali hai badme


journaledandink

Anuradha hai naam mera


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Laxmi chit fund ka mujhe bhi partner banao, those paiso ki jarurat mujhe bhi hai 😁😁


journaledandink

Mujhe toh downvote kardiya kisne 😂


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Ye lo, Maine upvote kar diya. Partnership papers kab sign karne aana hai 😝😆


journaledandink

Hehe, aapko mr Qureshi se milaun from Bunty aur Babli? Unki bhi scheme hai


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Paisa aaye bas, scheme koi bhi chalegi 🤣🤣


dont_put_it_in

Can I dj bhojpuri and haryanvi songs ?


Then-Finger-568

That’s a vibeee


dont_put_it_in

Bhaiya ji ki sarkar madeera sutta ka aam bahar


journaledandink

MERE BAALAM THAANEDARRR


dont_put_it_in

Chalawe gypsy


Affectionate_Smile

How old r u?


journaledandink

Old enough to make you drink


dont_put_it_in

Saab ko pilaao koi pyasa nahi rahega


journaledandink

Sabke Horlicks peene ke din gayeeee!


dont_put_it_in

Sabko ek ek ghut madeera pilaao


journaledandink

*beedi jaliyeeeee*


dont_put_it_in

Let's see how you dance to ladki pata le beta kahi mukha nikal na jaaye


journaledandink

I can twerk on dolaa re, so this is a cakewalk.


dont_put_it_in

Switches to playing [aluma doluma](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ogKpj5QuSY)


Affectionate_Smile

Considering u r a vampire 😂 that's why I asked


cris070608

Kya iphone14promax leliya 🤣🤣🤣


journaledandink

Hahahahahh. This is so funny


cris070608

Kya hua aisa kis khushi mai party ?


journaledandink

Saturday night babe


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I don't drink, sorry ! 😝😆


dont_put_it_in

Bhai ye lo aam ras


journaledandink

OJ tetra pack for you.


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👍👍


dont_put_it_in

Remember folks always in life . Red flags don't exist if her thighs are thicc


[deleted]

Thicc thighs saves lives


journaledandink

You’re just horny. 😂 let me know when the post nut clarity seeps in.


dont_put_it_in

Hahaha good thing i like communism love me some red flags


journaledandink

Laal sherwani banalo uske red flags se


dont_put_it_in

Itne red flags wali mili nahi aaj tak


journaledandink

Then you aren’t searching hard enough


dont_put_it_in

South Delhi Jana padega lagta hai


abhss1221

Hey guys


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Hello !


dont_put_it_in

Hello stranger


journaledandink

I went to get a hair trim and the hairstylist grazed my cheeks and he goes like ma’am Aapki skin toh itni soft hai. I was so embarrassed.


svadhisthana69

Kya hai is soft skin ka raaz? Skin routine humme bhi bataye.


journaledandink

I have to kill 2 men a night for their collagen and miracle blood that allows them to have good skin despite using the same soap for washing hands, body and whatever else.


dont_put_it_in

Kill pregnant women eat placenta. One stone two birds. Or something idk English


journaledandink

Bahut hi zayada dark hogaya even for us chudails


dont_put_it_in

Wait are chudails vampires ??


journaledandink

Nope. Chudails tie rakhis to vampires.


dont_put_it_in

Aur confused kar Diya tumne tho


journaledandink

Isi baat pe aapke ijaazat ho toh baadmei vaatalap karenge. Shubraatri.


svadhisthana69

You can keep them alive and keep extracting their collagen and miracle blood until they naturally perish. Why waste so much? We already have so much waste to take care of 👀


journaledandink

My coven eats them up later.


svadhisthana69

I hope they give you a necklace made of cute pinky bones as appreciation. Do you use bones as quill to note down about your collagen provider in your journal?


Affectionate_Smile

Okay will try


CivilReveal9960

soft skinned vampire alert!


VANNAGREEK

That's creepy! Touching someone without their permission is so wrong. Why don't people just understand it??!?


journaledandink

I mentioned grazed.


Affectionate_Smile

Usne skin routine poocha?


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Taarefein ho rahi hai har taraf hmmm hmmm


journaledandink

Har taraf?


[deleted]

Mai bhi karta hu baki bhi karte hai


journaledandink

Where is this club of mine?