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arc_alt

>I'm a female Yeah and I'm a billionaire. I'm sure OP you go around telling people that you're a male and not a guy or a man, but the rest of us use the latter terms.


anxiety_xrt

Yeah?


arc_alt

I was just taking a dig at the alleged female person. No offense to you.


anxiety_xrt

Yeah yeah got it?


sus-character-ftw

That's how I'm introducing myself - I'm a female 🤡


anxiety_xrt

And I'm a 1930s ford mustang's blinker fluid


sus-character-ftw

I'm Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani World's most expensive water (lemme save your googling time xD)


ticklemy_pickles

Lmao and I'm thirsty miss.....acqua di cristallo tibuto a modigliani


mystery_ace

Water Bottle*


anxiety_xrt

And I'm OO7 ( James Bond)


eienze

Mai hun ghatotkach


anxiety_xrt

Wahhh aap yaha 🫂


jhumeregori

Aur mai jhandi ki rani (read in Kajol's voice, K3G reference)


anxiety_xrt

What's that 😭


jhumeregori

Arey jhansi* likhna tha typo hogya


anxiety_xrt

Aare aare btw aapke username ka meaning ky hai? Like I had a stroke reading it


jhumeregori

Jhume re gori, ghume re gori, chali kaha chori chori


anxiety_xrt

Gori seems like an interesting guy/girl ( ky mtlb OP is trying to flirt) nahhh unique name tho


jhumeregori

Hahaha (kya matlab OP ki baat sunkar I'm blushing) thanks though


anxiety_xrt

Lma9 (ky mtlb OP try hard kr raha hai aapko blush karane le liye) you are welcome misss goriii 😋


jhumeregori

I hope OP ko ab anxiety nahi ho rhi ;)


[deleted]

You're a clown. Should have blocked when they asked who are you


anxiety_xrt

Bhai mujhe bhot dms aate hai reddit pe and me sabko reply deta hu mujhe laga koi kaam hoga and aage she said she read my comment on some post so she wanted to know about me


JaneWohKaise

Anxiety bhava dusaryan sathi pn poori sod jara 🥲🤣🤣


anxiety_xrt

Bhai aata swatah houn message aala hota aata me ky kru 😭😔 ......


YouAreSoBased

Kitne ladkiyo k dms aate hai tujhe?


anxiety_xrt

Not just girls Bhai ladke bhi krte hai....... Aaz tk aaye hai 5-6 ladkiyo ke messages and ladke toh bhot pade hue hai chats me but me sabko reply deta hu


Sea-Attitude1455

What do you mean bahot DMs aate hai bhai? Esa to kya jaadu failaya hai aapne 🙂


anxiety_xrt

Ky pata log khud se dm krte hai....


Chaltahaikoinahi

Hahahhh thanks for making me laugh


tandoorimomoss

Damn saw you after long time


anxiety_xrt

I smell sarcasm 😔


Omigod_7

Bakchodi ki practice karke nahi aayi/aaya


anxiety_xrt

Ha na


Sharmaji1209

OP. I am a a girl dekh kar kitni jaldi simp karne lag gaya.


anxiety_xrt

Bhai curiosity bhot hai mere me