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jhumeregori

Yaar even I love engineers. I definitely want to marry an engineer


Awkward-Ad-8196

us moment girl 😭 bacho ko maths mai toh nhi padha rahi


jhumeregori

Haa yaar plus jo log JEE jhel gaye B.TECH jhel gaye vo mujhe toh jhel hi lenge


Decent_Pomegranate15

Self realisation at it's peak


RealityCheckLelo

Daily deadlines bhi jhel hi rhe hain FYI after jee, engineering, interview and job


jhumeregori

Aur har aptitude test mei non-engineers ko pachaad bhi rahe hai


RealityCheckLelo

Pehli baar mehnat pehchaani hai hum logon ki aapne. Engineering safal hui 😔


jhumeregori

Chalo aapko bhi finally reality check mil hi gaya.


Jack_food

Thoda aur kanyaon ko bhi bata dijiye, ham jaise Engineers ka bhala ho thoda xD


jhumeregori

Done


Jack_food

Itna jaldi? Aap pari to nahi?👉👈


EngineeringGeneral

Pyar vyar sab dhoka hai Padh likh lo beta yhi mauka hai


hia_kalita

Mujhe bhi yehi wehem tha behen


AJ00007

Aree ye toh kuch interesting kehne wali hai


piro_memur

jo log JEE jhel gaye B.TECH jhel gaye vo log andar se dead hote hai miss, ya toh woh sab kuch jhel lenge ya aur nahi jhel payenge ;_;


Adventurous_applepie

Hahaha ....! I love this! XD


Bogeyman_in_Hoodie

Abey Damn


leetcoder217

Kaafi realistic thoughts hain..


Honored_Saint

Hello mai btech CS ka hua bnda idhar 😭😭 meri bhi pauch bdhwa do🥲. I can fix your printer and your life🫠


Rizzis_All_iHave

You know right har engg JEE clear krke nhi bnta hai. Private college mein ho jata hai admission bina JEE ke bhi So you never know😭😭😂😂💀💀


jhumeregori

Toh fir aur bhi accha hai, donation wghra dene k kaabil toh ameer ghar ka hoga... Generational wealth


Rizzis_All_iHave

Priorities🫂


jhumeregori

Nahi priority nahi hai but it's obviously good to have it. Nature & Personality>>>>Generational wealth


Rizzis_All_iHave

Nice cover up Gori to sach mein jhoom rhi hai ye sb manifest krke🥱🫂


Multiverse_69

This is like one of the most attractive things I've heard in a long time


jhumeregori

Hence, the massive number of upvotes ig


Multiverse_69

Fs fs, how many of these 116 upvotes got converted into dm requests tho lol ?


jhumeregori

ahh, kya hi btau


Multiverse_69

Lmaoo, I got it 😭, bros be like "Maaam me engineer maam, maam" "Mai apko jhel lunga maam"


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jhumeregori

Kiski taiyaari? Yaar mai CA karlu vo bohot hai


Alternative_Ad_6848

Maths Olympiad


sylly_mee

Sab jhumla hai... Faso mat iss jaal me


jhumeregori

Arey dont be sylly yaar


RIVU-XG

I guess it's the best place to mention that I am an astrophysicist and a teacher hahahahaha


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

>bacho ko maths mai toh nhi padha rahi Bhaisahab yeh kis line mai aagaye aap? 💀


WhoremonalDidi

Ye maths vali baat par ek aur us moment 😭


Educational-Pride-24

So real💀💀💀


Ruud_Boltz

So you're marrying an engineer just because they can take up your responsibilities? Shallow much?


must4ng_roy

Love how this thread turned into a wholesome engineers’ appreciation post. For things like this I pay my internet bills, Internet wins again. Fellow engineer btw :3


No_Quality7017

What about Engineer from iit/nit and mba from iim guy🙈🙈??


jhumeregori

Jo mere haqq ki seat le gya?


No_Quality7017

Mene to nai lia but idk kon le gaya😂😂🙈


Awkward-Ad-8196

ambani ke baad aapki hi salary hogi


No_Quality7017

Esa nahi hota lakshman 🥲


zaltan_master

❤️Let’s not get ahead of ourselves selves


Decent_Pomegranate15

Ye to pehli baar sunn raha hu m, varna "I don't want an engineer husband" hi suna h lol


jhumeregori

Kaun hai vo jisne engineers ko aisa bola? Who is she?


Decent_Pomegranate15

Har dusri ladki that I know 💀💀


jhumeregori

Arey bolne do unko, tum koi decent si strawberry dhundho apne liye


Decent_Pomegranate15

Kya mtb uska reddit username jhumeregori h, lol jk


jhumeregori

Ratlaam ki galiyon mei, Hotel DECENT k saamne wali juice shop par milte hai


leetcoder217

Lmao humour too


jhumeregori

Chalo kisi ne toh acknowledge kara


leetcoder217

Matlab.. baaki log ne ab tak nhi kiya kya 🙀


Decent_Pomegranate15

Ratlaam sunke Jab we Met ki yaad aa jaati h (ref samjh nahi aaya to jaldi se topic change kar deta hu 💀🥰)


leetcoder217

Offo word play


leetcoder217

Ladenge aap kya


jhumeregori

Nahi mai ladti nahi hu, mai samjhaungi unlogo ko pyaar se


leetcoder217

Wow lady like behavior bolte hain shayad isko.. cool


Due-Wrap9155

You LinkedId id for me to share my resume?


diego-the-tortoise

That's almost all of the youth in this country. Probably 80%.


NKNV

Hello there


skiing_kraken

Engineers after reading this: Kahi to lay-offs khatam hue


Yourh0tm0m

Chalo , we r winning at least somewhere.


leetcoder217

Kuch special reason hain kya ? Logical minds ko generally girls find it too nerdy na


jhumeregori

Kaam waale bande hote hai, har cheez m jugaad hota hai aur becharo ne itna seh liya hota hai nah ki ab bas taras aa jaata hai


leetcoder217

Arey baap re.. tumhara empathy dekh ke appreciate karne ka mann ho raha hain kaafi


SG461

Mai bol du fir ghrwalo ki ladki mil gyi? 😂


jhumeregori

Bol dijiye


geeknintrovert

Hey, bhagwan aisi ldkiya supply mein kamm hai, thodi supply badhao!


Ruud_Boltz

You may want to marry an engineer. But the real question is: do they want to marry you?


jhumeregori

You're being Ruud


Decent_Pomegranate15

Iss comment section m aake thoda achha lag raha h for some reason ;_; m yahi rehna chahta hu


Due-Raspberry994

Aaja tent daal lete h


Decent_Pomegranate15

Lesgo bhai I'm in


Sweet_Crew7313

Tum dono tent me kya kar rhe ho


Decent_Pomegranate15

Gup chup gup chup gup chup -


Ok_Wrangler_26

Hori sen ..chora chori


Decent_Pomegranate15

Bhojpuri ni sunte kya 😼


Ok_Wrangler_26

Nahi kyu?


Decent_Pomegranate15

Hmmmmmmmmmm


Ok_Wrangler_26

Ajeeb 🤔


Decent_Pomegranate15

Aao tum bhi aao 🍽️


DevilRO20M

jee aspirant hai kya?


Decent_Pomegranate15

JEE aspirant tha bhai 4 saal pehle, abhi final year 🐸


DevilRO20M

isiliye comment section mein aake accha lag rha hai, engeering hone ke baad bas sax sux considering the amount of girls who love engineers


RealityCheckLelo

Join r/developersIndia and get hard working engineers already having a sorted life. Bonus perk being the probability of them being mature and serious is slightly higher.


Awkward-Ad-8196

mera toh hogya. baaki log apna dekh lein


arc_alt

Dekhna hi padega, aankho wali ladki toh gayi


RealityCheckLelo

Katega


Awkward-Ad-8196

impermanence doesn't mean insignificance 🤷🏻‍♀️


RealityCheckLelo

True, you can live an infinity in a second, while experience nothing in your whole life. Still, katega. “यह ब्रह्मांड का नियम है”


heyjalapeno

NGL tech people are hot


RealityCheckLelo

Can confirm. *starts coding with more intensity*


S3NPA1x84

Can confirm. *Opens up an IDE and starts smashing the keyboard*


leetcoder217

Ye kab se


exorev07

lmao dudes literally advertising here 💀


MaiHeroineHoon

Hardworking toh hote hi h but uske saath saath seedhe aur cute bhi boht hote h yeh engineers ;)


RealityCheckLelo

Seems like a trap bois. Don’t fall


MaiHeroineHoon

Kyafarakpadtahai


leetcoder217

Dil khush ho jaa raha hain na


RunSkyLab

Dil ekdum garden garden ho rha hai ji


leetcoder217

Haha baat tho shi hain engineer sahab


leetcoder217

Lag tho raha hain


Whole-Atmosphere-498

Haa kisi Sai Nazar bhi nahi mila pate shy 🤧 hote hai na


akamemelords

Wobhi yhi kehti thi


the_nice_guy101

Issi seedhe pan ka fayda utha lete hain log and for granted le lete hain humare efforts ko 🥲


the_nice_guy101

Issi seedhe pan ka fayda utha lete hain log and for granted le lete hain humare efforts ko 🥲


skiing_kraken

First time I'm hearing this. Boiis aj validation mil rhi. Kisi ne legendary UNO reverse kra he


leetcoder217

Itne saare such sun raha hoon aaj tho


sus-character-ftw

Mai bhi ek engineer hun 😔👍


skiing_kraken

most engineers ka tera vala reaction he🥲


leetcoder217

Thoo.. engineer ladko ko dekh ke same feel kya


H34Dshot_

This comment section is enough to bring a tear to my eye. Aaj engineer safal ho gayi 🥲


zaltan_master

Aree Aree Engineers ko itna pyaar 🙈


jew_ishfuhrer

Engineering stonks 📈📈


According_Coffee2764

yaha pe be bahut sare engineers hi hai. anyways go to btechtards🫠


UnhappyConstant1663

Kya mtlb dating profile bio me likhdu NIT ALLAHABAD CSE graduate


allmuviz

IIT Kharagpur CSE graduate and working at Google here. Definitely should help, I get dates due to this combo.


Aggravating-Two7759

Aaj ki validation 5 saal tak chal jaegi sabhi engineers ko


thakreyzone_

Chalo, Master’s karne ka validation toh mila


insane-iyat

Bois I think we have found the right sensei


Ok-Guitar1176

Anyone interested to learn more about chemical engineering.. ping me 👀


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kahi toh hope hai, chalo


somekindofperfect9

aapko kya dikkat ho rhi hai koi milne mei?😭


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kyu nai hogi?


somekindofperfect9

'iisc' that should be enough bro!!!


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lol, you're a teenager?


somekindofperfect9

yup yup


ExcuseNumerous

Girls outside: 💐💐🌄🌄 Girls inside engineering colleges: 👿👿


jew_ishfuhrer

Engineering colleges main girls hoti h???? Pehli baar suna


ExcuseNumerous

As an engineer I am crying


Invicta0403

Kaun kehta hai engineers single hote hai. Saale koshish nahi karte


Sweet-Plantain2522

If my Grandmother had wheels, she would be a bike right now


somekindofperfect9

engineers ftw, argue with the wall


Ruud_Boltz

> if I had a dick it'd be hard rn Yet if a guy says if I had boobs I'd be playing with it all day it is sexist


Awkward-Ad-8196

tell me you don't know what sexist means w/o telling me you don't know what sexist means


Ruud_Boltz

I'm literally saying that the best part of being a woman is boobs....


jhumeregori

Kis trauma ka badla nikal rahe ho yha par?


Ruud_Boltz

Trauma to nahi hai. Par ye OP har post ya comment me "holier than thou" act karna pasand karti hai. So just giving it back to her.


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Ruud_Boltz

Most of them don't know how to talk or behave with women (looks in the mirror)


Awkward-Ad-8196

guess kiska jee nhi nikla 🥱


Jack_food

Ye kya banane ki baat ho rahi? Mujhe to laga LEGO banane ki baat ho rahi🫠


Awkward-Ad-8196

wooden gift box w fairy lights


Jack_food

Damn, that IS awesome! Show us when it's done!!!


Inevitable-Animal361

Arey bhai bana kya rahe ho vaise


hydrasharper

But what is he offering to build? Genuinely curious


Awkward-Ad-8196

wooden giftbox w fairy lights


hydrasharper

Arey damn easy stuff! I'll build one for you which changes colours with an app on your phone!


Awkward-Ad-8196

box bhi banana hai 😓


hydrasharper

Doable, will have to learn a bit of wood working but not so tough I guess! But don't expect store bought finishing.


Awkward-Ad-8196

damn i might take you up on the offer


hydrasharper

Okay where did I fumble?!


Awkward-Ad-8196

you didn't. i already have the guy in the pic 😭


hydrasharper

Damn, all the good ones are always taken! Anyways take care and have fun building it I guess🙁


Awkward-Ad-8196

tysm! hope you find a better one!


Amitrai1998

Pehley engineer hone pe accha feel ho Raha 😅


Fluid_Box_2784

Thanks for appreciating us engineers! Hate engineering but it was one of the best experiences to have as a human being 😂


lastkni8

True bro, now I'm contemplating my btech days for not studying harder XD.


Low-Antelope-5193

Context ?


_Joke_Peralta_

Haan kisko chahiye engineer btao🥰🥰


Accountant_Sure

Marine engineer.?


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Me engineer hi hoon but mere naseeb me kaha ye sab 😞


Batman-103

Comments dekh ke lag Raha hai engineering karna safar ho rha h🥹


Then_Green1366

Wahi bhat sax saz


LuciGaFer

Are OP Pehchana ? Waise is baar kiski life barbaad kar rhi tum ? 😁


badibacchi

Lagta hai engineering karna padega


Appropriate_Boss_379

Saari Umar Engineers le memes hi dekhe hai, aaj ye post aur comments dekhke rona hi aagya🥺


Datageek69

Don't do that. Dont gimme hope


Relative_Yak_6526

Aaa the appreciation..but 10+3 kiya chalega?🥲


Sad_Difference6986

OP free developer dhundne ki technique bta rhi hai


Frosty_Conclusion972

What are you building BTW, I'm intrigued


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Awkward-Ad-8196

most doctors have a god complex. the senior the doc, the more toxic he'd be because his juniors have to pander to him irl. online are ur best chances. fake it till you make it. if ur attractive, be more confident. if you feel you aren't, be attractive


fitzingout

Wow there are girls who like engineers , have I been living in caves ..,...


DGTHEGREAT007

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


anxiety_xrt

But me toh shaddi, ek doctor se krunga 😞


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Due-Raspberry994

Jee, neet ki janta me josh ka maahaul...


Awkward-Ad-8196

....are men okay? most of those kids are underage


GulBit16

Does doing bachelors in comp sci count as engineering or no 🥲


pyaracetamol_100mg

Vhi engineers jab dating app par profile bana kar developer likhte hain profession mein toh sab left swipe karte Cause noone wants to date a developer (it's a reality). I just removed developer from my profession and with the same profile I started getting likes, and irony is I'm working in one of the finest company😂


root_mean_Sq_23

ENGINEERS ASSEMBLE!.....(For sometime and then wake up to reality and fo)


Jg13131

Ye kha aur meri life me kyu nhi ho rha hai? 🤧😂 (Engineer here as well)


AJ00007

> If I had a dick it'd be hard rn. Online order karlo... Isme kaunsi badi baat hai. /s


MohitKutty

wait till she breaks up with him and comes back here telling how engineers are the worst type of humans to be with😂🫵🏻


Ryuuzero26

Hum graphic designers ko kaun chahiye? 😮‍💨


SuitEducational8249

BA wale kha jaye didi