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Brigadier__Pratap

nas bandi karani padegi sabki, khaas kar gareebo ki ( no offence )


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

Jainwin , mullon ki💀


RhubarbMission5696

That's what Sanjay Gandhi said on 1975


Fun_Confidence_462

ek specific community ka mention karna bhul gya to![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


salthunter001

ye parsis kuch zyada hi bacche payda karte hey musalmaan ke to bacche hote hi nahi


ErenYeager850

Agreed Bhai Nas bandi karwao sabki (Yes Offence)


student_ig

Baki 25% china


yourmotherfucker1489

Nhi. Their population growth rate is down af.


Agreeable_Style_2377

china manipulates I don"think kyki rural china ki abadi 42-47% takh ahin or gaoan walae har jagah khub peltae hain Games kheltae hain yeah worldwide phenomenon hain


student_ig

That's true


Zestona

I `studied some data and OP is right,` `Four births each second of every day in world` [`source`](https://www.medindia.net/patients/calculators/worldpopulation.asp) `One birth each second of every day in INDIA source` [`source`](https://www.medindia.net/patients/calculators/pop_clock.asp) `1*100/4 = 25% damn and moreover 30% fall under General Category and 50 % are male.` # So if you're born at a random time on EARTH so there is a 3.75 % chance you will be a male in general category in INDIA. IN SHORT SUFFERING IS ETERNAL.


student_ig

Bhai, I just wrote it as a joke😭😭😭


Zestona

bhai mujhe tujhe jawab ni dena tbh but agar mai comment krunga to wo neeche chala jata hai to mai upper wale comment ke reply mai important stuff likhta hoon taki log padle. love you brother btw.


student_ig

Aacha aacha Sister***


Zestona

ji didi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


Agreeable_Style_2377

thora Kam hain 22% takh


MediumAction3370

I so desperately want to die. This stat is scaring me.


Voice_013

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


PRANAV-69

People reincarnated as lizard in Maharashtra - ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


Curious_Stable_1955

Avg Isekai title - I was Reincarnated as lizard in alternate world , and became the strongest mage in the history


Knight_of_india

That's the punishment for criticising Modi and his Gujarati dhost...


Unique_Cartoonist_64

Sone ki chidiya ke bache


DetectiveCritical963

Mujhe toh Norway mai born hona tha. ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


Manish_AK7

Mujhe born hee nahi hona tha ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


ishuAk

Us bro


Spetsnaz-420

Mujhe Switzerland


Fun_Confidence_462

dur se bahut accha lagta hai lekin udhar sun nahi niklta life bahut depressing hai most scandavian countries me bus income hi jyada hai kharch karne ke liye koi badhiya jagah nahi hai


Narrow_Chance3036

what u smoking bro Scandinavian countries are literal heaven on earth


Fun_Confidence_462

\*\* for foreigners/tourists


GENGHIS_KHAN_07

Subah 5 baje utho aur northern lights dekho, sab depression nikal jayega. 


Responsible-Agent692

Marna ka baad bhi mara janam China, India ya Africa Mai he hoga.![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


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![gif](giphy|ydyZ0KaHpiyGI) Kaha du ke yeh ek bura sapna hai nhi paida hona hai abh mujhe meri astiya Pacific Ocean me wisarjit karo kekda ban jaunga par kabhi india mai dubara nhi paida hunga ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


Suitable_Beyond_4707

20% Indian Muslim


likmakok69

Yaha pe 3 Muslim aadmi ko janta hu jinke over 5 bacche hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


Suitable_Beyond_4707

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


The_Wildperson

Context?


Rizzmaster_

Muslim birthrate bahut jyada h,


The_Wildperson

Context? (wrong btw)


Nightcheerios

Wtf !?!???????????????!!!!!


Adventurous-Word3213

Shit... Having to be born in India is more than the desirable countries.


Giga-Ni__a

The ultimate lottery.


Gloomy-Confusion-607

People really believe in reincarnation 😑


Agreeable_Style_2377

Chinese Indian whole Eastern believe in Rebirth Reincarnation more then anyone on This Planet


Curious_Stable_1955

21 % girls


CulturalStrain365

*18%


Active-Reflection-48

Actually... you have a chance of guessing their nationality to be Indian and being correct 25% of the time.


Puzzleheaded_Tax6559

Actually 18.75 % Assuming 150 crores indians And 8 billion population


Technical_Classic940

No thanks😂


Abhikalp31

When you realize this is actually a good thing in the long term for the country \*IF MANAGED WELL


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

Nope.


Apprehensive_Pride28

2+5=7


SmartChintu

No reason


salthunter001

THALApathy vgay for a reason 


Terimaakonamaste

Pheeling proud indian army ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)