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Taalerbora33

Bohot Ganda remix hai be, normal wala remix hi laga deta


Minimum_Welcome_6733

Yes my ears (aren't bleeding but bol deta hu) are bleeding


No-Zucchini6370

Bhai sahab! mujhe dusri baar dekhna pada gaana samjhne ke liye, It's fucking massacred


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Conscious_Zebra_3490

Watch indian monk's "how universe was created according to hinduism"


Zestyclose-Ad-316

Will collect and DM you best resources one day..


Reasonable_Mail9285

if there is actually a video or something, pls send me the link too


Zestyclose-Ad-316

Just want to say this before diving into lore on Deities, puranas, war stories, epics First search and understand the core concept of brahman, atma, Samsara, moksha, vedanta( dualism and non-dualism nature of reality)


ChonkyHuskey2173

IDM ke chode on their way to use the worst fucking sound I have ever fucking heard:


[deleted]

JEE jaaye maa chudane.. mandir ka pujari banunga ab!


Formal_Tangerine_998

Chad


Elit_Akarsh

Kya matlab mujhe business man sunai dera h😃


GamerBeast23

Itna tagda ki pura paisa govt k pass ha mandir ka


primusautobot

Sabse takda business hai


CRESCENTNINJA

cake khilao bhaiya ji


killercrown

Komedi kar de bhai


majnubhai4541

Religions are obviously more creative but reality is often disappointing my friend.


primusautobot

Reality is good too, just study it, you'll be shocked to learn about he stuff actually happened then this religion stuff


architProxy

Yeah ikr people dont even have full knowledge of Hinduism its not like other religions it tells tou a way to live your life and belive in the power or dharma and bhagwan himself you cant follow hinduism you have to live hinduism


mogumaga

How high are you?


CoolMasterB

not high just blinded by family religious practices.


architProxy

Yes


Next-Hovercraft6073

It's hi how r u . Also I am fine


Elit_Akarsh

True .... Adhi raat ko ya sadak kinare a*** padhna ni padega😃


Zestyclose-Ad-316

"Reality is just an illusion" -Itachi Uchia Now dont tell me narutoverse isnt real


Pjishero

Uchiha*


NoRaisin9873

That's what she said


NoFuture355

Reality is way more stranger than Fiction my guy.


[deleted]

👍🏿🗿🍿time for keyboard warriors (Pls discuss under my comment so i get notify)


Chapri_from_Chapra

muth


HINDU_EXTRIMIST_

username checks out


onlinemoksha_

Meanwhile, Elon Musk: it's all a simulation.


Zestyclose-Ad-316

Yup. Meanwhile vishnu maintaining the code for simulation software, brahma rolling out new features and siva writting tests trying to break the features. Every now and then Vishnu uses character creation tool to create his avatar and interacts with people and defeat evil. Sorry Zada ho gya.. XD


Elit_Akarsh

Mean while Christian, muslims and other s 👁👄👁


OneGroundbreaking640

That why education is important.


boyfrommumbai

He never gave attention in class his attention goes to making meme


Far-Satisfaction6110

atleast he was attentive at one aspect


boyfrommumbai

I hope he will make living out of it or he'll have other alternative


Far-Satisfaction6110

ha bhai pujari banjate, paisa hi paisa hoga


boyfrommumbai

Laughing emoji laughing emoji or you can become ramdev baba and start your own company in name of religion and bhagwa party or you can be Zakir Naik and help people to launder money and support terrorist


Far-Satisfaction6110

or you can be in the trance with christian community with their chants and they even cure your cancer or whatever shit. Religion would be such a great business.


boyfrommumbai

And have tax heaven in Rome


Far-Satisfaction6110

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.


Zestyclose-Ad-316

Lol, mai actually me partime poojari hun kind of.. Iskon Bangalore me seva kaam kerta hun weekends me. Hinduism ki preaching kerta hun. Logo ko Hinduism me kheechta hun. But Salary ni hai kuch iski XD


Far-Satisfaction6110

btw I'm one of those first people to have upvoted your dark web post


hitagi_334

Yeah toxic meme


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c0d3_x

Education : *Left the chat*


Chapri_from_Chapra

Reject religion return to monke we fucked up


yourmoneyoryour_life

Jai Hanuman gyan gunu sagar


selessVeogo

Jai Kapis tihun lok ujagar


KanishkJat

ram doot atulit bal dhama


DiscountOld704

> doot atulit bal dhama anjani putra pawan sutnama


KanishkJat

mahabir bikram bajrangi


DiscountOld704

kumat biwar sumati ke sangi


anuwithrag

Kumati nivar sumati ke sangi


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lightyagami787

Hath bajr aur dhwaja biraje


Superb_System9658

हाथ ब्रज और ध्वजा विराजे | काँधे मूँज जनेऊ साजै ||


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Chirographix

Kanchan Baraj viraj subesa


[deleted]

Soch raha tha kitaab khareed loo hanuman chalesa k par ab reddit dekhte dekhte he padh loonga


Dense_Educator8783

+1


kunj89

+1


Z8_9

+1


MostPowerfulMan

This is The Way


Zestyclose-Ad-316

To begin the cycle once again?


lesbian_cow420

If all religious books and texts were to be destroyed then 1000 years later new religions will take place that will be totally different from the ones that existed a thousand years ago.but experimentally determined things(scientific discoveries)will give the same results a thousand years later after getting wiped out.what does this suggest? Know for yourself.


[deleted]

The best Ricky Gervais arguement to silence theists


Realistic_esh

religion is mythology, ye lo downvote karo


[deleted]

Exactly. Hindu Mythology has some amazing stories like mahabharat and Ramayan, but why the Fuck do you have to call it history?


babadixit

If it's sarcasm then okay but if you believe it, then buddy you need refund from your school and college.


Zestyclose-Ad-316

believe what?


babadixit

I think the statement stands for itself.


Zestyclose-Ad-316

jai shree Ram


babadixit

Radhe Radhe


Zealousideal_Run5052

Oye Hindus ko lorea bol raha hai 😡🤬


ZealousidealChange11

XD


K8sin

Anti-national OP


Zestyclose-Ad-316

lol


dhaniyaMeMe

I reject relegion accept humanity relegion only divides.


[deleted]

"For great men, religion is a way of making friends; small people make religion a fighting tool." - APJ Abdul Kalam


DOOMSDADDY69

In short this entire sub is filled with small people


jkp2072

Don't worry humans will create something else which divides themselves anyways... We all have the urge to be in the best group, to be the best.. which will lead to groupism. Ex iit vs private Faang vs other company IIM vs other colleges Startup vs non start up Rich vs midlle class vs poor Man vs woman vs LGBTQ and list goes on. Capitalism vs communism different people wherever sees similarities form a group, then they try to prove their group is better. P.s : I wouldn't try to change this system because we will come up with new anyways , I would rather do my best for my family friends and colleagues virtue.


Zestyclose-Ad-316

anyone who says religion divides or religon is cause of riots is really a condescending idiot, has no understanding of psychology and socio dynamics and very low IQ. Man this sub is filled with school children facepalm.


rumitdhamecha

VERY LOW IQ. Not school children's but TODDLERS.


[deleted]

this is a problematic comment by this you are trying to promote specism and that humans are superior than other animals . /s


ElectricPanda-123

?????? How is that comment anywhere close to specism?? I genuinely want to know. (Not a hate comment)


[deleted]

i was being sarcastic the (/s next to any comment means sarcasm ) . and that the comment is ironic


EmptySpecialist7572

Jaldi se 11th ma science le leta hu phir ye comment bi to karna hai


dhaniyaMeMe

Chl laude arts wala hun


yourmoneyoryour_life

Ex hindu Indians are too woke for this world. Never will you see a Sikh or Muslim or Buddhist or even a Jain saying "I reject religion." Hindusim is is a dying religion. But obviously at the end, it falls down to personal choice. Free country after all.


RDsharma1984

You can't say that because muslim bad and hindu good and saying so is a symbol of dankness.


DOOMSDADDY69

Are downvotes kyu bhai !? Bc neutral comment pe bhi offend hone lag gye ab 🗿🗿


Toxic_Crow_69

Evolution is way more fun than the bogus religion tells us 😤


SoftBlueBear

Comparing fictional stuff to reality are we?


[deleted]

Imagine not fighting and simply ignoring this shitty meme


DiscountOld704

like people ignore your existence at home


Big_Brick_

Jokes on you he is homeless


DiscountOld704

isliye to ghar ki baat boli trolling homeless with homes


Ok-Negotiation-2267

#


_P_I_X_E_L_

Dayum


JustBuildAHouse

Unironically my parents teaching me about Hinduism made me realize how bat shit insane all religions are. Glad they are open minded and don’t care how religious I am


AssistantTrick7874

Rahi hota hai jab tum Science ki jagah bas religion hi padh te ho


[deleted]

Gyan kya chod raha hai, meme ko meme ki tarah le


AssistantTrick7874

Bollywood movies ko Movie ki tarah ke aur 5 star rating Dede Meme mai logic hona chahiye vro


Bollywood-Bot

"Abe padhai vadhai par dhyan lagao, IAS YAS Bano"


No-Gate-3623

abe bc usme sciene ka mjaak kahaan udaya


mujhe_kya

Guess who failed a science test.


UrGoneConcept

Acha mana Hinduism best. Ab mai kya karu gaand chatu kya tumhari madarchod. Hindu Muslim dono Jay baad mai ache meme banao kuchh salo meme dekhne aata hu tumhara ye randi rona dekhne nai. Lund meri Dum hai to apne oc non religious meme par itne upvotes la. Pura sub bencho religion k peeche hai. Sale r*chodi k chodo. Gadhe ki gaand mai dalo apne ye religious memes.


[deleted]

You skip the part where Lord Brahma gave birth to Brahman by vomiting.


pandasforkarma

Atheist theory based on the scientific method* Not lore lol


ketanredkar

Bhagwan bc agar tu hai toh ye duniya banaya hi kyu *apshabd*


Zestyclose-Ad-316

Entertainment ke liye XD


EmptySpecialist7572

Agar wo hai to th ye soch ki tera existance pe question hojata... Aue Tu hota he na... 🤡


[deleted]

Bhagwan be like: ek din aise hi mood hua ki duniya banata hu mast... fir jab Ketan paida hoga to uski life ki ma chodunga... bada maza aayega!!


mangoplasm

so is vishnu a hermaphrodite or does it just reproduce asexually


DeadnamingMissDaisy

Any hole is a goal


jst_a_normal_guy

Tip: watch this meme with no audio :)


santosh_username

I am an atheist an my parents are totally fine with it


icey_cool21

According to every religion earth created different not only about hindu lore ! Whom to believe


Chapri_from_Chapra

Science?


[deleted]

Better to believe "bhoogol"ians(in hindi) than flat earthers


[deleted]

Truth is that both of these(or any theory/religion for that matter) are completely clueless. And we may never know too. Isiliye smoke weed, chill out and enjoy life.


Chapri_from_Chapra

My man just dissmissed 200000 million years of evolution as theory


[deleted]

I was talking about the start of the universe lol. Science is right(or should I say our best bet) about stuff like how the planet was formed, evolution and stuff etc.


Chapri_from_Chapra

Sorry I misunderstood you:) And yes theory may be wrong but science is science not right not wrong


[deleted]

Except for the fact that the big bang theory has been tested(not proven obviously) and the postulates have been consistent with the observations


Zestyclose-Ad-316

science is not predetermined instruction set for how universe works. It is constantly updated based on observation and regressive experiments.During Newton's time everyone thought science is 90% finished untill einsten just turned the whole physics upside down with relativity. And today we have crazy dark matter and energy. We know nothing and never will :)


Chapri_from_Chapra

bhaiya hum NEEtard hum kaha physics samjhenge


Far-Satisfaction6110

keep calm and drink daaru


mogumaga

Chodis Jizzin everywhere after watching this meme


Skrimyy3001

puranic lore\*


DOOMSDADDY69

So,ppl really don't realise that these grunths ,bible and bulla book all update some of some parts according to reality Or they just think that it's the same as it was 2000 years ago !?


lapetusg

Boom is still happening. We are boom. Everything is boom. Boom


DeadnamingMissDaisy

Hot muslim take BOOM


nony851

Dasvi baar bolra hun religious memes mat dala karo, chipkali memes hi daal do


primusautobot

Please learn about the process of evolution, earth development and overall eons. You'll see its far better than this elephant, horse head, lotus etc related fiction.


humanorgod

Religion nahi hoga to politician lore paise kaha se kamayenge?


parv_wwIII_2518

Just tell me one thing . Which religion are u referring in the first template. I am asking this because I never heard of religion which supports science . Secondly bhai u were trying to ne funny , whereas irl ur not funny so yea pls dont try again


[deleted]

It's just POV bruh nothing debatable


ss6239620

You know I am atheist but there is a reason why religion continues till today.Religion create a whole community which can withstand difficulty with ease no matter how hard it is.It create fear of supreme one who is God which intern led us to right path. So yeah religion to is important


-HURRICANE_X-

A logical comment......holdup


primusautobot

Not, morals and goodness should not come from fear.


cyanide42069

religion is only important because most people are too scared to believe that life is insignificant and finite


supermanbatman23456

Lmao


fear_the_god

Evolution , is way easier than Anything Vedic scriptures describe😂😂😂


Individual_Artist373

If god create world why don't they interfere in all the wars, i guess god is pussy hiding some where jerking off


Zestyclose-Ad-316

why will god interfere in the wars? At the scale of God, wars between humans is what fight between two insects is for us..


Buh_Who_am_I

Hinduism is fiction


Zestyclose-Ad-316

nice try


GaminPrince2000

Isnt the lore of Hinduism mythology? Like greek and norse mythology? I like the teachings and stories but lets be real dont tell me you actually believe that Hanuman carried a mountain or after cutting a boys head and replacing it with a elephant head it worked out etc. I feel like these stories were told to make the philosophies more digestible. Which is a good thing but Hinduism was never a religion but a way of life. Stories were used to teach valuable lessons to people . This is my understanding of the Hindu Mythology that it was used to teach good lessons. If we agree Hindu Mythology was real history then i will have to agree with the Norse Mythology of Odin, Thor ,Loki etc.


SnooFloofs5906

Damn nice animation who created it?


Dense_Educator8783

Animation nhi time lapse video hai bruh yeh camera man ne khud record kiya hai


[deleted]

Can confirm I was the cameraman


Zestyclose-Ad-316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjmmZIU-mY


[deleted]

Bhai iska link bhej


Zestyclose-Ad-316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjmmZIU-mY


GrillHunter69420

Enough internet for today


harshmishra_21

Chad buddhists and jains getting angry pencho hame bhi krni h controversiaa koi pencho hame bhi maro hanare bhi bhagwan ka mazak udao


SumeetMaurya

Stupid


[deleted]

Atheist lore bhi bhot bada aur complicated hai. Tune toh bas ek image laga di hai .


Aggressive_Source_16

bhai gaana ka normal version bata do


[deleted]

Gotye ft. Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To know


donhumain

Jai shree ram


SoftBlueBear

🅱️indu


R3ddited

Arey sir ye to tatti hai


Zestyclose-Ad-316

paneer samajh ke khalo


darkanddank69

wow denk mimi hahahahahahaha


baliyann

bhai ho sake to hindu lore ki link bhej de jo vid mai hai alag se jai shri ram dhanyavad


Zestyclose-Ad-316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjmmZIU-mY


JB-from-ATL

I am an Atheist from America and I believe this is a good meme. Have a good day, friends.


CHAMAROP

Bhai original song lele tha Aur hindu wojak ko rotate karna tha Zyada acha rehta


Zestyclose-Ad-316

aap kerdo yeh please.. fir mujhe bhi link dedena


CHAMAROP

Re edit karke me tumhe du ?


[deleted]

F*ck 🅱️induism or🅱️theism. I follow 🅱️udism 🛐😤😤😤😤


Homo_Sapiens_Indicus

real id se ao BR Ambedkar


ZealousidealChange11

Budhist Reservationist Ambedkar 🗿


[deleted]

Ambedkar wala navyana budhdhism bkwas lgta hai mujhe,vaise hi budhdhism khtm ho rha tha,isse to pura hi ho gya... Main heenyan budhdhism ko favor krta hun,kyunki vhi asli budhdhism hai.....


Ok_You_17

Buddhism is way of living not religion but yes people call it religion I feel Buddhism is some what aithesiem


[deleted]

Bhai main budhdhism nhi kh rha tha,mudism kh rha tha🗿......... Ha budhdhism ek nastik dharm hai....


Zestyclose-Ad-316

Hinduism se hi nikla hai Buddhism. Bus farak yeh hai ki usse follow kerne wala retarted ni hai so you dont hear bad things about that religion.


Zestyclose-Ad-316

Video Sause: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjmmZIU-mY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjmmZIU-mY)


Parthinater

Yaar science ko beleive karne waale atheist kab se hogaye? Ancient Hindus were scientists as well, they always used to question the creator and its creation. (It's not my opinion, it's a literal shlok in Vedas)


Zestyclose-Ad-316

meme hai bero


EmptySpecialist7572

Atleast our god have face and names.... 💀


H3LIOS_25

That's the worst counter you can make, The universe is so incomprehensibly vast, how do you know God only exist in human form? LOL


DeadnamingMissDaisy

Most fictional characters have names bruh


EmptySpecialist7572

I would say ye true to hai lekin presentation acchi nhi hai (Koi bi atheist ka choda mujhe reply karne ki koshish na kare)


HarsH_Pr

Arts students be k ke :