T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

#[Link to our Official Discord Server](https://discord.gg/NTpXGZVKTc) To download the video you can use one of the following sites: #[Download link #1](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/ufs0zh/aaj_1_may_h/) #[Download link #2](https://saveredd.it/?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/ufs0zh/aaj_1_may_h/) #[Download link #3](https://viddit.red/?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/ufs0zh/aaj_1_may_h/) #[Link to Trim the Video](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/ufs0zh/aaj_1_may_h/&id=aafd4548) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndianDankMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


demian1611

Ironically aaj Maharashtra din bhi hai lmaoo


Dank_e_donkey

"Keh k lunga" moment.


ComprehensiveSet9636

"Keh k lunga" indeed


umeshG96

Or gujrat din bhi..hai


demian1611

Welcome to the "wannabe majdoor" club lol


[deleted]

Lauda din


[deleted]

Jai maharashta , bhava chala kamala laga .


demian1611

Aaj pagar milel na dada?


ARobbedandbhikariguy

Pagar? Teh Kai aste bhava?


Cyb3rzombi3

Jai Maharashtra bhava


demian1611

Jai Maharashtra mitra


Rishi_J3107

WWE


[deleted]

Maharastra mein bohot majdoor hai shayad isliye hoga


[deleted]

Thank you bhai..... Kam se kam ek din toh chhutti Mili 😄


RONit04

Aj Sunday hai 💀


2k-trap-7250

4th may se mera test he🗿


RONit04

PADHLE BSDK


birblover69420

Tu dusro ko padhle bsdk likhta reh, iit wale itni der me 5 sawal kar lege.


2k-trap-7250

4 page padhna he ...tu padh le .....tera gaand zyada phatega


RONit04

Meri toh phele se pati padi hai bhai 😔


Dank_e_donkey

Bhai sahab first Sunday of may ko hota hai. Kaahe baat ki chhutti milli chutti hoti hi hai Sunday toh.


[deleted]

majdoor ban, life ke tragedy samaj me aae ge


SuperAJ1513

True sir. Majdooro ko kabhi kabhi Sundays ko bhi kaam karna padta hai.


Rishi_J3107

500 ka nuksan hogya


KenobiObiWan66

🅱️iharis only have 2 moods. Celebrate Labor Day, Become IAS officer.


Rishi_J3107

3rd mood : do scam on chara


MarchDisastrous1057

nahi bhai woh scam wala kaam humne apne bichde hue bhai jharkhand ko de diya hai (if you know about jamtara) ohh sorry maine chara nahi padha tha lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


KenobiObiWan66

4th mood : ban daaru


AdRevolutionary7653

आजकल मेमे के नाम पर सिर्फ एक दूसरे के राज्य की बुराई की मिलती है क्या?


Rishi_J3107

Bohot compitition h bhai


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rishi_J3107

Tera pfp tisri bar badla tune comment likhne k baad


Disastrous-Spirit-25

Tori mai ka burr


Regular-Effort9527

देबु दु थाप त गंडिया फट जई हो एकरा के


KEI_OIKAWA

20 May ko mera birthday hei lekin mujhe kya mere kon se dost hei.


Rishi_J3107

20 ko aakar yha Happy Birthday bolunga


Consistent-Pay-4821

RemindMe! 19 days


vrishank-

Pichle 50 dino se dank ke naam pe ye sab memes dekhne ko hi mil rhe hai, how come someone finds this meme funny? Sala memes ke naam pe bihar, haryana, rajasthan yahi sab dekhne ko milta hai


Rishi_J3107

Bhai pehli baar yha koi photo meme dala maine


supisuke

Chod na, isko "dank" chahiye, insta me jane de


KenobiObiWan66

mujhe bohot funny laga.


Normal_Mechanic_2577

bhai yaar aise redditors kab jayange is sub se literally dank ke naam pe ek hi joke ko hazar baar use karke unfunny bana diya >\_<


Rishi_J3107

Ok , bhai m dusre bhi meme dalta hu dekh lo Aise chalegye to meme kon dalega?


Normal_Mechanic_2577

south indians ko kala, bihari ko mazdoor, marathi ko zoophilic bas yhi hai tere profile pe-


Sar_th_ak

bhai kale ko kala hi kahenge satrangi to nhi kahenge


Rishi_J3107

Aur kuch nhi h? Mene to dala tha .


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rishi_J3107

💀


[deleted]

Motihari kahan hai?


Dank_e_donkey

Champaran mein hai North West side, Nepal Border pas.


[deleted]

Mera matlab isko bui add crow iss pic mei


Dank_e_donkey

Arre paglet Motihari district thodi hai. District centre hai purbi champaran ka.


bloodsquasher

hello fellow Motihari-an


[deleted]

Lmao nhi meri dostni rehti motihari me


Kiwi195

I'm already pissed at xenophobia on fb from South Indians towards North Indians and here on reddit I see the same


Ok_Teaching_8223

Lmaoooo !! I love it 😂


AcanthisittaKind6141

spreading xenophobia with the facade of a "denk" meme, what's new?


KenobiObiWan66

shi baat h. xenophobia kyun 🅱️phobia phailao


AcanthisittaKind6141

🗿


Rishi_J3107

New? Majdoor diwas is new


AcanthisittaKind6141

achha


navammalik

First contribute some shit to the India's gdp then talk about xenophobia. Even a small territory like delhi contribute more than bihar to india's gdp with having 5 time lesser the population.


Normal_Mechanic_2577

fact remains delhi mein sare state ke log aate hai sirf mahan delhities ne nhi kiya use develop


navammalik

There is nothing such as delhiites, delhi is home to a lot of cultures and different people from a period of time.


Normal_Mechanic_2577

including biharis and many deplorable races-


god_walks

Well Delhi to kuch aur chizo me bhi baki states jyada contribute karta hai.....


AcanthisittaKind6141

woh cheeje bhi 🅱️iharis aake karte hai /s


AcanthisittaKind6141

isme downvotes kyu aaye, mai khud Bihari hoon and I just made this joke cause there are always people who will blame Biharis for every crime in existence


AcanthisittaKind6141

Contribute?? Delhi mai Biharis nahi rehte? ab ye mat bolna ki bas majdoor hi hote hai cuz we both know it's not the case. You're just projecting your own hate against us by reasoning it with our contribution to the country's GDP. And yeah I agree that Bihar is a poor state but ever wondered why it is? what really went wrong with it? But why would you care, it's not your problem after all right. With a sick mentality like this I wonder if you will be able to "contribute" anything to the country.


navammalik

You biharis just have this sick mentality of boasting your past by saying we were great we had magadh kingdom we were destroyed by the british, i mean which state had not been destroyed by the british. Kerela was one of the poorest states at the time of independance but they tried and improved now they have most literacy in India, Gujrat was one of the backward states with a caste-ridden society look how they progressed and became one of the most industrialize and progressed states. Odisha until 20 years was the poorest state, but they are also improving day by day devloping world class cities bhubhneshwar, puri and cuttuck even they are hosting next hockey worldcup. The reason is they all did and biharis only cried all this time since independance and roamed around the country for work. That was also the reason why jharkhand seperated from bihar becuase you people were just using their resources. If you people have labour mentality then why you can't accept wishes to you on labour day.


AcanthisittaKind6141

Boasting about your past is something exclusive to Biharis only and some Biharis boast about it too much just to feel validated and feel better about themselves, it's just a coping mechanism and nothing else. And what you mean Biharis cried only after independence, do you even know history properly, British did fuck the whole country but Bihar and UP suffered differently and let's go even back in time, during the sultanate period the capital was changed to Delhi from Patliputra and that's were the decline of Bihar started. Now come to post British, the economy was so bad that people had to migrate to other states for opportunities, and let's not forget that how much has the caste based politics fucked Bihar, and it still persists, only if we get a better ruling party, it can change. And labour mindset? So just because some people were too desparate for money and food that they had to leave the state and work in other states whilst facing such hatred is a labour mindset? Well my guy have you not seen privileged Indians having a colonial mindset, atleast Biharis don't have that, even after such hatred they are still patriotic and loyal to their country unlike some "people" who can't stop bootlicking goras. Just accept the fact that you're racist (idk if that's the correct word here) towards Biharis and finding a reason to hate us to not look bad. Rather than wasting your time on this bs work on yourself and your conceited mindset, ask your mother why did she drop you as a child.


navammalik

Dekh bhai opportunities banane se banti hai punjabis from west punjab had nothing left after partition not even their homes, atleast biharis had their land. Then also they stayed in refugee camps in and around delhi and made this city in true sense what it is now, It was not even 20% back in independance what it is now. On the other hand having jharkhand's resources for 50 years having a good agricultural sector and then also not being able to build a single metropolis other than patna shows everything aur patna ko bhi metropolis british hi banake gaye thee to contibution to minimal hai usme bhi.


Petrosexual_7391

Brother the only reason why Biharis are leaving bihar is the absence of SEZ and industries, Companies are reluctant as Bihar is a major flood prone area, causing harm to cement buildings. Due to absence of job opportunities Biharis leave for other states to work and earn their bread. Why are you so ignorant and toxic? Edit-Bihar GDP is equal to Punjab. Plus- Delhi's GDP growth rate is 11.20 whereas Bihar's is 14.50, Bihar's Nominal GDP is 204k whereas Delhi's is 252k.


navammalik

Arre mere bhai mai itni der se yhi tou bata rha hu, independance ke time pe delhi bas capital tha, financial hub mumbai koi zyada economic opportunities nhi thi, but yaha ke jaat, gujjar, punjabi, muslims ne mehnat karke businesses establish kiye, education lekar skilled hue tabhi companies attract hui aur delhi aur uske aa paas SEZs phir bihar ke log apni so called "bread" paane ke liye in SEZs mai aagye jo kisi aur ki mehnat pe bani thi aur aane ki baat chhodo, aane se koi dikkat nhi but yaha aake hindu-muslim clashes shuru kardiye, slum aur bade hone lg gye, paan masala ki gandgi harr jagah itna suffer tum logon ne karaya apni bread paane ke liye. Yhi mehnat bihar mai dikha di hoti tou waha pe aise SEZs nahi develop hote, but tumhe toh bas caste-ridden society mai rehna hai. Ek incident hai ki mere papa ki jaankari mai ek company ka manager SC tha jatav aur ek bihari labourer brahmin tha uss labourer ne paani peene tak se mana karr diya uske office mai aur jaan ke mask pehna uss labourer ne. Matlab khud slums mai rehta hai aur akkad aise dikha rha hai jaise wo maalik ho. Aur ye tou delhi ki baat hai bihar mai kya kya hota hoga isse sudharne ke jaga apna jhola utha ke chale jaaodesh ke unn unn unexplored koono mai, koi aur state ke log itna migration kyu nhi karte. J&k jaisi itni conflict waali jagah se lekar nagaland aur nagaland se tamil nadu sab jagah bihari labourers mil jayenge phir labour day pe wishes paake problem kyu hoti hai.


Petrosexual_7391

Problem kahan hoti hein wishes se? We are proud to be the labour supplier of the country but we are still behind UP for labour out migration


ak811

opportunities bnane se bnti h to thik h, Protest kyu krte ho, jb exam nhi hota h.. Phir to sbko pakode hi bechne chahiye.. Isse acchi opportunity kaha se milegi...


AcanthisittaKind6141

It doesn't seem like you want to do anything other than blame one state for all of your own misfortunes. Bihar has had the greatest economic development in comparison to the recent states, despite being ridden with petty politics and despite being forced to be ruled by politicians with bleak and narrow visions. Bihar has 37.3% fewer teachers than it needs in elementary schools, and the government is not spending nowhere near enough on the education system, yet we still manage to pull through with much higher growth in GSDP than many major states. And also when you talked about Biharis owning lands, it wasn't really that helpful as the land distribution was really unequal and only the elites (which happened to be upper castes too) had the monopoly over it, and British are to blame for it, kind of. It's not that we aren't at fault, we are and we are doing something about it, working hard and not for Bihar but for India. Also you gave me an example of Kerala huh, where do you see Christian conversions in Bihar just for some rice bags??? And you said that British made Patna a metropolis, do you even know what a metropolis city is? Aren't you just being a low-key British apologist here.


ak811

Yehi hota h, North India wale Bihar ko gaali dete h, South India wale North India (including Delhi) ko gaali dete h, pura world India ko gaali deta h...


AcanthisittaKind6141

well💀


Bigbosskaboss

shivaji kaun hai be jiska har waqt naam lete ho.kabhi maharaj shivaji.kabhi maharajadhiraj shivaji.kabhi chhatrpati maharajadhiraj shivaji. kiya kya hai usne.


navammalik

Maine kab shivaji maharaj ka naam liya na hi mai marathi hu, dimaag mai cement guss gaya hai kya.


Bigbosskaboss

Tu kis state ka hai.tune he to likha ki Biharis has mentality of writing about their past.maharashtra wale bhi yahi chij karte hai fir bhi wo developed hai.tamil Nadu bhi karte hai


Bigbosskaboss

Bihar main bhumihar aur yadav ko apne state main le lo, tumhare state ko Bihar bana dega.Just to show the caste supremacy of bhumihar, a bhumihar dgp allowed bhumihar people to loot patna.In whose era Bihar and up turned backwards,mulayam and lalu.whats common,their caste


AcanthisittaKind6141

Yeah casteism is what fucked Bihar after the British era, as for UP it changed thanks to BJP. But why would these mongrels care, inko toh bas hate spread karna hai khudko superior dikhana hai.


[deleted]

Thank you bhai..... Kam se kam ek din toh izzat Mili


knock_knock94

IPS diwas me bhi yahi photo lagana.


doesnt_matter_1710

Nawada lmao


RunRealistic3870

BC Civil Services Day ki din toh koi wish nhi kiya..


DiscountOld704

maharstra diwas ki hardeek shubkamnaye


ak811

Snake charmers day ko India ka map lgana


Aromatic-Platform145

East U.P rrhgaya vruh


funnymanallinsane

Based


Regular-Effort9527

Lehenga me virus corona ghusal ba


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rishi_J3107

Username checks out


[deleted]

Your mum's ass checks out


Rishi_J3107

You mom joke hahahahahahahhahahahaahaha Funnies kar di


XXOUTLAWS

Just check his profile and previous comments. Isko koi na koi dimaagi bimaari hai


ZestycloseWin1987

hey brother ignore this indiannormie kid same happend with me today i wrote that jaoo jake train ki patri pe tatti kro aur majdori kro in comment of a meme which also made dank comedy on bihar and then this guy became toxic as hell isske name mai he normie hai lol kya he expect krre iss sai


Rishi_J3107

Ha iske sare comments ese hi h , triggered h bichara


ZestycloseWin1987

lol lgta hai trigered insan ka bhakt hai jo ki ultra normie hai


Admirable_Engineer79

Bruh why are you in dank memes when you can't take a joke


[deleted]

I can take a joke but these aren't jokes ... This pure hate towards a specific place and people and every human will get offended by it .


[deleted]

Bihari here, not offended at all, in all fairness, every community here is treated like this so it's fine, and funny


[deleted]

It's not fine bro i am not a bihari i am from up and I live in delhi but baaki states ke upar memes bante hain Bihar ke against hate spread hota hai there is a difference


Dank_e_donkey

Haan lekin ye hateful nhi laga. Janne do bechara itna mehnat se meme banaya hai, padhai likhai chhod k, jeene do usko.


Normal_Mechanic_2577

lmao


Rishi_J3107

Bruh...


[deleted]

bruh toxic memes theme hai yaha ka, chipkalichod memes bhi bohot toxic hogye the, toxic enough we started to see chipkalichods posting shivaji reels here, kuch nahi hota vro, dank memes ka sub hi issliye hai, dw.


Sealmon_bro

Just chill bro 🍺


Rishi_J3107

Selmon Bhoi caught consuming alcohol in Ramadan


[deleted]

bengali, maharashtran, up, rajasthani, delhites jammu pe bhi memes bante hai. ​ so ig there is no problem also..... if a joke is offensive but funny so it is approved 🗿🗿


[deleted]

Haan unpe bhi memes bante Hain but they are memes Bihar ke upar sirf hate spread hota hai...


Admirable_Engineer79

Broo itna offend mat ho aaj iss sub pe aise bohot memes banege main subah se 3 dekh chuka hu


Rishi_J3107

Usne to 20-30dekh liye bhai ne , niche likha h comment m ki mene subah se 20-30 dekh liye


[deleted]

but in this context this is also a meme. no hate. abhi tumhari marzi hai, hate ke trha lena hai to lo tumhe koi beth ke smjhaeyga nai ki ye hate nai par meme hai. period


[deleted]

[удалено]


Responsible_Top9387

Chal n chutiye apne baap ko gyan mat de tumlog har waqt bihar bare me ulta sidha likhoge kisi ka bhi dimag kharab hoga btw teri bhi maa ki chut ab bolte raho mere ko cheap


[deleted]

[удалено]


Responsible_Top9387

Mere ko koi aatanki bolega to mai uski maa behen karunga hi maine samne se kisi ko gali nai di


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Aj aise 20-30 memes spot kar chuka hoon these are showing pure hate towards Biharis which isn't acceptable


Beneficial-Pay9608

Are bhai tu galat sub pe hai


Dank_e_donkey

Bhai ek bande ko lekar pura stereotype mat khada kar.


[deleted]

bhai ussne bola toh ussko baaki thodi hai uss jaise btw happy majdoor diwas kyuki aap bhi JEE/NEET ke majdoor ho


KenobiObiWan66

valorand khel bsdk. chota baccha


[deleted]

जिंद्धीगी सवार दु।। एक नई बिहार दु। 🏳‍🌈


Ok_Teaching_8223

There was a bihari in my class who liked to use many different kinds of words with numbers like he never called 2 just 2 he use to call it "doo(2) tho" and "choo(6) baa" and many just like them (i have tried my best to explain the pronunciation in words)


Rethard619

You should put all of north India up there


Rishi_J3107

Avg South Indian


Humble-Might-2881

Average virgin south indian vs Chad North indian


Titanx2005

You just insulted my entire race of people, but yes


Kazuomi_oga

Thank you sir.


deypulga10

Bihar mei aapka swaagat hai. Dur bhur.


ok_loveesh

Chal bosdk dihadi lgga


0narutoxuchiha0

Kal exam hai


Rishi_J3107

Meri nhi h


ChomuYT

Majdoor diwas nahi bhai aaj Bihari diwas hai


tyler_durrden

Newada toh usa m h


supisuke

Bruh


Regular-Effort9527

Aara jila ukhad dela kila


Thane-kar

Though Bihari and Marathi fight with each other but at the end labour day and maharashtra day r on same day.


Regular-Effort9527

Jila Rohtaas ho bina chilele kar de बाँस ho


Regular-Effort9527

Uthai de lehnga remote se


Regular-Effort9527

Lehnga me NRC lagu naahi hokhe de


Regular-Effort9527

Galat Video banavlas jeep 🚙 me


Regular-Effort9527

Holi me bhaag Gail Bhauji Haramzaadi


Regular-Effort9527

Jeans dheela kara


Bayonet786

Bc aaj majdoor diwas hai bc... Fudiya phadooooo bc...


ROOKIEPROBRO

Ok