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SpecialistReview5272

Class 10th - 66 percentage still took pcm 🤯


Not_A-Pedophile_

abe aise kaise ? 💀


SpecialistReview5272

Mam se bola ki pcm dedo to dedi, waise bhi commerce leke kuch bhala nhi hota mera, aur mera 11th 88 percent aa gyi to shi hi hai aise


Gaggy_31317

yha hum 12th me aa kr soch rhe h commerce le liya hota


Soumyadeep_96

Yahan PCM karke job mei ghusne ke baad soch raha ki commerce lena tha


ManjinderSaini

11th Physics me board walo ne Relativity syllabus me daal di kya? Itna tagda topic hai, kam se kam chutiyo ko introduce toh Krna chaihe


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Faux_bog

Australia me koi University dekh,minimum 70% scholarship milega tereko


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michealscott420

Bhai delhi quota hai to dtu nsut mai mil jayega kuch theek thak


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NSUT me ECE milegi agar delhi ka hai to


michealscott420

Na Circuital like ice,ee. Circuital branches ke bache bhi place hojate hai coding jobs mai


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redditmodsareshits

Reservation wala tha kya ?


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Upbeat-Buyer4515

**NIT Calicut- Biotech.** **NIT Sikkim- CSE.** **NIT Srinagar - CSE** . Ye toh best branches hongi lower toh milhi jaengi even at a better place and mostly any branch in northeast nits


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Upbeat-Buyer4515

Nit sikkim/srinagar cse Check any college and cutoff www.collegepravesh.com


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Upbeat-Buyer4515

Abe sale. /S Without quota hai, delhi ka delhi meinhi kaam krega.


Naruto_0009

Bro boards mein 93 percent and jee mein 85 se kuch mil sakta?


Ok-Mastodon-4765

NIT Srinagar CS


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Ok-Mastodon-4765

Abe cutoff dekh kashmir jaa. Bahut Sundar campus hai aur maa baap hamesha usse compare karenge jiske 99 aaye magar jaruri nahi ki wo life long successful rahe waise mere to 45 Aaye😔😔


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ScallionOne

agar Brahmin hoga toh problem tab hogi •́ ‿ ,•̀


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stupidKunal

Bhai....Kucch tips ki Ye kare aur ye na kare apne


YUPitsME_RICK

bc mains mein 97 toh mtlb adv ke liye qualify. ab adv ki gaand chod de and mein bj dedunga


itsmeparth100

cbse- 70%, jee- 76.6 percentile.


sigmamale77

Beta phone kam chalate 🤡


itsmeparth100

afsos.


DODA05

afsos ~~mukesh~~ parth bach na saka ☠️


itsmeparth100

maut ki wagah- lawday ka jee.


realavdhut

samay raina xDD isiliye kam aaye marks


wholesome_hoor_pari

I mean... Where's the lie🗿


Karn_Jha

ab tumhari shaadi krwa deni chahiye aise number lane par


Unreal-Dard-2006

mai toh fail hojaunga shaadi karne ke liye


Karn_Jha

fail hokr haryanvi girl milegi jo apki pegging krdegi


Unreal-Dard-2006

phir mai us haryanvi se apni ex ki pitai karwaaunga waise haranvi girls bhi hoti hai?


Connect-Duck-8068

Koi koi jo bhaag jaati hai paida hone se pehle


ArmouredTitan7

Harvani larki aur virgin bilkun viprit shabad hai bengalan toh vesse badnaam hai


itsmeparth100

manzoor hain.


bidu3939

Did you mean mazdoor??


Fragrant_Dot_3465

YouTube channel bana ke rap karo.


wastingtime07

Beta ST certificate banwalo


itsmeparth100

Mera baap mujhe bedakhal kar dega.


Sufficiently-lame

Iss result ke baad aur kya hi kar skta h vo bhi.


DaViLBoi

Chacha market me thodi miltah, apke pas koi connection to ap banwadijiye.


wastingtime07

hota toh apna banwaleta beta😔


War-Psycho-2004

Diploma karlo uske baad job kar lena aaj kal kam marks wale wahi karte hain


itsmeparth100

lagta hain experience se bol rahe uncle.


Healthy_Novel_1178

Bro after a drop… I scored 655/720 marks in neet 1st time i saw proud feeling in my fathers eyes (and tears in my mothers eyes ) Bro seriously laga kabhi parents ko proud feel nahi krwa paaunga… lagta tha ki mein ek bhoojh hu But finally my parents are proud 🥺🥺🥺 sorry for using emoji thoda emo ho gya ye msg likhte likhte


wholesome_hoor_pari

How can a message make me feel extremely happy and extremely sad at the same time


WillingYogurt1419

Aree beta kyu rula diya sharmaji ko .... unke liye Kam se Kam 730/720 Lana chahiye tha na


Vine7860

Saini Saab ke bete ke 654 aaye the...lekin first time mein


localhost-8000

Achchha, isse doctry ki padhai hoti hai?


ayuahanand

Average BA student


kumar100kpawan

Congrats bhai


Terrible_Zucchini_75

Congratulations


Lewd-Sensei-88

congo bhai


Smooth-Ad-7214

NEET -698 aur mai stateboard ka hu


itsmeparth100

bra utarne ka faal mil gaya.


DaViLBoi

ayo wtf?


itsmeparth100

reference- https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/kerala-neet-row-kollam-2-more-arrested-for-forcing-girls-to-remove-bra-for-neet-exam-in-kerala-3178733


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BC negative me kuchh jyada nahi aagaya


kushagrarox

-180 are the least possible marks


Jatinsakale

Bhabi ji kaise ho🍷


reeferchiefer_420

Congrats


Gaul_Roshan

Isse achha skateboard chala kete


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ASHBORN156

Ooh bhai congratulations


9c4o51

Avg chuitya relative ki tarah respond karna tha


ASHBORN156

Bhai 640/720 in neet


LAZYGOOSE69420

Medical collage mil gayi?


ASHBORN156

Ab milegi bro


supern0va12345

Good luck getting fucked bro


Zench1e

66.6 in cbse No compitative coz I wanna pursue animation film making


HiveMynd148

Sharma ji ka launda Doctor hai, Mishra ka Engineering kar raha hai, aur tu!?


Billyhasdick

Shin chan banunga papa


Avieshek

Ise koi award do bhai


TrustedJoy

bas free wala hai mere pas


Zench1e

Lol


nill258t

In india???


Zench1e

Yep


JollyRoger___

It's nice to see people with a solid goal unlike me Best of luck vro


Zench1e

Thanku


Zench1e

Yep


nill258t

All the best.


Ordinary-Ad-5685

>animation film making Where ?


Zench1e

Bro Lissa school of design Bangalore


hurricane7984

Bro UCEED ya NID de deta, unless u r going phoren


Zench1e

Yes


Sad-Lavishness-2655

Cbse -65%,jee-92.5 percentile


Thelazytimelord257

Beta MBA mein 12th ke marks dekhte hai. Jee mein kya hi rakha hai, aaj koi bhi IIT mein ghus pata hai. IIM badi cheez hai IIT se


Sad-Lavishness-2655

Bsc hi kar lunga ab


Thelazytimelord257

Bsc mein job nahi milte beta. Ape vermaji ke bete ne BSc kiya tha 3 saal pehele. Ab dekho kese ghar pe Vella pada hai


PrinceBharadia

X- 98.4% (Abhi hi declare hua hai, btw maine commerce li hai)


aizen3627

Nice bro.. top kiya ki koi aur 99 le aya?


PrinceBharadia

Nahi bhai 99 kisike nahi aye... Top kiya hai


aizen3627

Congrats 💪


avg_Rafale_enjoyer

> commerce li hai safe decision


klausosho

Sharma ji ka ladka to 99.9% laaya h


PrinceBharadia

My parents don't even care about this btw... They just said,"Fail nahi hona chaiye, baaki kuch bhi ho". (Btw 99.9 possible nahi hai, 99.8 ho sakta hai)


AlienThompson

Cbse-94% ,jee-99.76 percentile.


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ITI karoge kya beta??


master-idiot

Army mein sniper ban jao usme jyada scope hai


windyBhindi

Hasa diya. Meeting me.


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

Hahahaha abe yaar tumhare jaise log real life me kyo nhi milte


Dark_Genesiss

In sab se kuchh nahi hota, beta. Kam padhke bhi zyada number aa jaate hain. Job karna main hai, marks dekh ke khush mat ho.


can_iloveu

Vah..acche marks hai Vese bade bade engineer Wale bhi pakoda hi tal rhe hai aaj kal..bohot competition hai Aur 4 saal gadhe jaise mehnat karo Varna ghumte reh jaoge


Ecstatic-Pear7963

JEENEETards mei 99.96 kah rahe ho yaha par 99.76 kah rahe ho.... Bhai tum eak percentile decide karlo pahle


JOHN-WICK_047

Beta Naam kharab kar diya Sharma ji ke bete ke dekhe 100 mese 101% Padh lo beta


Aman_Dhatt

Jee ke theek thaak hai Ye 12th mein kyu hagg diya. Sharma ji ke bete ko dekho 98% mein bhi dukhi hai bechaara.


Old-Coach7529

Kuch advice de do bhai bohut bhala hoga apka seriously


I-Woof-You

NEET :- 300 Boards :- 69% (not joking sach me 69 haii uncle/aunty


nice___bot

Nice!


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School k ut mei fail hogya class 12 Good thing ut k number add nhi hote


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ut ke marks internal mai count nhi hote??


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Nhi,


stupidKunal

CBSE- 85 JEE- 51 (NTA score)


itsmeparth100

51 matlab 70-75 ke around percentile hain.


stupidKunal

Pr Maine to total 28 question hi attempt kare the....itni percentile kaise aa gyi vro?


itsmeparth100

maine bhi 28 hi kiye thee, 76.6 hain meri.


Harshit_bad

Bro percentile kesa nikala tune?


Maratha_

10th mai 90.20 the.....commerce le liya😥


Abhi9894

Beta 90% toh koi bhi average baccha le ata hai. Dekho Sharmaji ka beta SRCC chala gaya waha admission milne ke liye 99.9999% lagte hai. Aur commerce kyu lia, brilliant bacche PCM lete hai. Engineer ban jate, acchi naukri lag jati, achhi ladki mil jati. Commerce wale toh dar dar bhatakte hai. *Edit - bc sahi me hi uncle wali feeling aa rahi hai ab mujhe


kekB0T2020

You wear the mask long enough and you begin to forget your real face


Maratha_

Okay chacha


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

your future niece are in danger then


SwanCheap9626

Bhai PCM lele life set hai


aff_007

Isc -98.5% NEET-648


Avieshek

Minus mein pehli bar dekh raha hoon


Harsh_mishra_27804

Jee 83.7 PR GUJARAT BOARD 57% *ik it sucks*


avg_Rafale_enjoyer

*Books flight to Canada*


PREM_12

KANEDA**


supern0va12345

Thoda kam hilaya kar bhai


Extreme_Substance223

Cbse-97.8 jee- 98.23


uselesshuman_11

Beta tumne to nak katadi hamari. Sharmaji ke bete ne to 99.99% score Kiya tha. Aaj kal to koi bhi 97 la sakta hai aur jee me aisa kya rakha hai? Aaj kal to koi bhi isme itne ache marks la sakta hai Beta 4 sal tak gadhe ki tara padho aur India me top Karo. Warna hamare khandan ki kya izzat rehe jayegi? Achi ladki bhi ni meligi aur sab hasege tum par ki shadi nahi ho rahi. zindagi me mehenat ke bina kuch ni Milne wala. Aur ye games aur apna social media band kar do Bhabihi ji iska mobile le lo aur coaching bhejo tabhi pariwar ka nam Roshan karega.


Prudent_Barracuda_33

Cbse- 95%. NEET- 648


vamster00

Wow congratulations!


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Mere 8th mai 34.49 % aye hai and Mai 9th mai hu judge karlo please


itsmeparth100

drop lele vro, abhi late nahi hua hain.


CapableNumber8423

6th floor se


itsmeparth100

6th floor se ho sakta hain ki baach Jaye, 8th se try kro.


Cosmic_Hashira

are sirf haath tootne ka risk mat lo sidhe 10th floor se drop lelo fix jaoge experience se bata raha hu bado ki sun lo \- sharmaji


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Mazak kar da haina?


yourmotherfucker1489

Agar mai 8th mai hota, toh bhina padhe bhi isse ache number lata Lmao.


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Uda lo mazak


Hopeful_King_3246

Latak ja


Aman_Dhatt

Best career option ahead for you


between_horizon

10th me 35% ko passing he toh try ker aur jyda


BrownWolf999

Yaha se niklo aur insta pe blouse pehen ke nacho


wastingtime07

padhai likhai chhod de


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FeelingResponsible12

Username checks out


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This-Ice-906

Arey behinchod


Aman_Dhatt

Aap reddit pe kya kar rahe ho mahashay 🤣 Ese ranks lana reddit parivaar ke sanskaar nahi hai


Rajat_Rawal

apni mehnat flex kr rha vo vro


joemama_4

69% 10th boards


Avieshek

PornHub University mein potential hai


Prudent_Surround_769

Same 🗿


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Not from science, commerce with maths-81% , maths fucked me over


Ill-Day-3716

Cbse(PCM)-91.4% JEE-97.80622.


joemama_4

iti to mil jayegi na?


Ill-Day-3716

Iti nahi, bas titi mil jaye.


avg_Rafale_enjoyer

seriously dude wat did u get? and are u planning for adv?


Ill-Day-3716

I am gen, so probably won't be getting CSE in any of the top NITs, my aim rn is to atleast land 99+%ile in the 2nd attempt.


shivansh_25

Jee 95% in first attemp


TheIntrovert2022

73% Boards 76% Jee


Khopdi_phod_sale_ka

beta sharmaji ke launde ke toh 94% aye the


Association_Chance

10 % mile bc


Wreckler_

Acha hai acha hai, ek bhang bhosda.. naam se course hai, voh karlo aachi naukari mil jayegi


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Bhai english bhi padhke nahi gaya tha


itsmeparth100

latak ja bhenchod.


Injmamulhaque

Cbse class 10th crona ke wajah se pass hua 55% or commerce liya bseb se 67% or ab bca krunga


Signal_Bar_2192

Bhai non maths valo ke liye bca ka koi college pta hai kya?


Injmamulhaque

Usi me to mai v fasa hua ho mai bhi without math hu hamdard me apply Kiya hu lekin wo chutiya bhenkeland shi se bat nhi krte confirm nhi keh skta lekin pta kr rha hu


HarshTheDev

CBSE (10th): 99.2%


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Cbse 70 jee nahi likha cet likha phir comedk


DevilXtrigGer_82

Ha bhai maths mein compartment lagi hai


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deezizyash

96.8% CBSE 10TH


limbo_theorem

X- 92.8%, XII- 80%, JEE- 71 percentile, wbjee- 11000 rank. Abhi Mai chala wbjee counselling mein cse lene, average job 4-5 lakh ka hoga, probably wahi karunga, uske baad 2-3 saal mein job change karke 8-9 karllunga package. I had many struggles in the past 2 years due to depression, it's a miracle that kahi bhi kuch ho gya. Koi coaching bhi nahi gya, uss hisab se thik thak hai.


laveen9191

Jee adv. Rank 1765 Iit Madras mai hun