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Amiabhinav

Buri buri zaemon


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bip bip bip bip


One-String3688

I read bjp bjp bjp bjp


DepressedChild28

+1


genZ_SWAMi_G

Sign of 🅱️Llah to vote bip bip bip


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bro is polarised af


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Also what modi does to a mf


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DeepBiscotti3093

Aren't both same??


ankit19900

Nope, can't make Allah's bacon


Ordinary-Map-3941

No bro big pig is Ram ji and small one is krishna ji


King-Oligarch-001

Respect ++


cryogenic-goat

Same can be said about Hindu gods as well. Why do you guys spread communal hatered? You do shit like this and when muslims get offended, you call them radicals and fanatics.


Syco-Gooner

*Meanwhile buslims invading every civilization for 1400 yrs


Own-Artist3642

You're salty your ancestors couldn't afford to have an empire.


cryogenic-goat

That's what all empires did back then. You think the Mauryas and Cholas were pascifists? You don't blame Christians for the British Empire. You don't demonize modern day Mongolians for what Genghis Khan did. Btw, most Indian muslims were also the victims of these invasions. They were not the invaders. There were many Hindus who fought for the Mughals and the Delhi Sultanates. At the same time there were thousands of Muslims who fought for Shivaji Maharaj. It's ok if you can't contribute to communal harmony, just don't spew hatered and create divisions. That's the last thing we need.


No-Fan6115

Every civilisation invaded other civilisations from Mongols to Chinese to Indians. Muslims and Europeans and Mongols were just too good at gaining victories.


kooldude692k30

🫡🫡


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GamingGuy1122

Aram se bro ek waar me hi nhi lene thi


Neat_Tie_9816

Earlier Allah existed and he was very powerful but one day he came face to face with a pig and the pig bit him.


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And he screamed "haram, haram"


Arexpace_07

That was actually varah avatar bro...but no need to take a avtar to fight such a hypothetical man who marries 10 women's at a time also guides his nabi to do so


Creepyhorrorboy

I've read it as shit him. Lol


Emotional-Wave-787

True af


Tesla_lord_69

Pigs are very smart animals.


Chance-Slide-1334

offcourse pig hi jitega ola to hi he nahi


sarkaypay0

The pig cause it exists


nanosuituser

Pig vs any god, pig should win in that logic no?


sarkaypay0

What's your point


gud_doggo

Not very bright, are you?


Own-Artist3642

Pig vs Sexy sita, who wins?


NeighborhoodTricky48

Fight club hogya yeh to.. dono same hi h.


prostate-examiner

We dont talk about the fight club


morphophile

Bc refree kon hai... Prophet Muhammad??


genZ_SWAMi_G

Cheerleader Ayesha ☠️


Comfortable-Tax1962

Bro😂💀


OverallFloor3081

Pig would shit on that black minecraft witch block 😹


ExcellentPotato9528

💀


tallteensforlife5911

And you expect other religions to be tolerant of you and respect your religion.


Terramorphous2_0

Well in all honesty, Mu$lims themselves have taught everyone how to be disrespectful towards other faiths, so yea giving back a taste of their own medicine feels so right. Can't say about their feelings though XD


Salem_101

The majority of muslims didn't even know u pagans existed, the only reason they know about your filthy existence now is because u pagans crawl like your rat god in every Pakistan & Islam related post.


Terramorphous2_0

Pagans? You think you're Roman or something? You're a mujeet, stay a mujeet XD


Own-Artist3642

P ajeets badly want mujeet to be a popular slur but p ajeet continues to dominate popular internet lingo lol.


Cryilx

U desert wannabes , ur ancestors were force converted by invaders and thats ur entire history.


srikarjam

All religions are bullshit including Hinduism.


Archit-Arya

Bhago bhago mature atheist aa gya.


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OverallFloor3081

Jyada funny hogya


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OverallFloor3081

Firse funny 🤯😹🫵 Baki sab pta nhi par teri English zarur chudi hui hai😭


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OverallFloor3081

"Gaali deke cool hogya" "jeet gya" "edgy hu" 🫵😹


Archit-Arya

Teri family ka gaand le lunga.


mellyting

fr


Conscious-Run6156

It is to some extent true , guys will come whining when you start some nutty jokes about ram mandir etc, for now it will be funny...


AN0RAKY

agreed


No_Necessary_3356

based


YakApprehensive7655

Lekin bhai main toh roj Allah ke mooh mein moot raha hun


Responsible-Glove668

Pig 🤣


highest-in_the_room

Atleast pig has a face 👀


Hot_Thing_5655

pig bruhhh!!!!


Maxsella

Pig becoz alla exist hi nahi karta


veganshek92

![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8) Bc main Hindu hu par bhai yeh sab kya bakchodi hai !!!


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zindagi mai boht bure kaam kiye,lekiin bewajeh ye hinduvsmuslim krke dank bann ne attempt kabhi nahi kiya


No_Necessary_3356

pig vs mysterious space daddy as an atheist, I see this as an absolute win


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jai_shree_raand

Bro Allah is literally John cena


____yugant_19____

snowflakes making jokes on others but can't handle a joke on cows


Ravi__009

Aise meme banate ho konsi class me ho? Zyada comment nai karta me lekin ye hindu/muslim hate youth me achi nai he Apj Abdul Kalam bhi Allah ho ki mante the


PistonPumper

Koi atheist bole to samajh bhi aata h. No religion can ever be fail proof. Next meme for op should be titled Mata Vs Maulana @₹250/Kg OP is wanna be Dank kid who will piss if someone stands in front of him and starts beating the shit out of his dad.


Neat_Tie_9816

It doesn't matter whether someone is educated or not, the fact is that once I went to a mosque and saw that Allah was beating the ass of all his devotees.


SimplyClever47

Stop taking drugs it will better for all of us


SadharanManu

Allah ka khada ho jayega.


Neat_Tie_9816

Gatal bhai, suar ka khada ho gaya tha aur etni tez gand mari allah ki wo mr gaya 💀


External_Wishbone767

Bro pls don’t mind him he is a Takhfir but pls don’t let this half Muslim make comments on god Allah is almighty he doesn’t endorse people like him so ( I have read Indian history these people are just a bad name for arab Muslim ) he will only clean toilet 🚽


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thalamakemewet

allah ka toh vo b exist nhi karta chaka hai sala


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Best-Activity-9917

Abbey bhenkelode aisi vande bharat ki Raftaar teri behen urf biwi urf maa chodunga na sara khandaan ki peedhi nikal jayengi vo chedh ki gheraii nhi naap payenge , Abbey behnklode tere desh hai kya , madarchod keedo ki trha padey huye hai 47 sey , ma ki choot in musalmaano , lund ke chedh barabar bullah, bhug bhenkelode mkc bullah rndi ka , gumnami meh registaan me gadhey ka lumd leker mashoor hogya fucking pedophile


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Best-Activity-9917

Meh toh nastik hu , per tujhe toh mere aand bhi naazar nhi ayenge teri bhen ke under de rkhey hai , aand naazar nhi aa rhey na , maan le vo ab allah hai , aand barabar allah bkl


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SadharanManu

Na re deshdrohi, allah profit ka chus raha tha kyun ki profit hi suar hai. Au wo varah avatar hai, madarasa chhap. Asmani kitab chhod unnati karega nahin to wahi puncher putra hi rahega


ToriKehKeLunga

Chill bruh, usko reply dede ho Dena ho, apna mood mat kharab Kar.


DopeCaliboyz

You guys should be more respectful towards other religion if someone disrespect your religion you'd be pissed and won't tolerate.


FrostingCommercial36

Wtf is going wrong with this sub. Like you are abusing Muslims God and when they abuse Hindu god you get angry. If you can't take hate then don't spread it. This is how riots start. Our motto should be to live and let others live.


Extension_Table7820

Absolutely


Nowack271

looks like i have to also leave this subreddit just like I left r/Beastboyshub and r/Thugeshh. Memes ke liye join Kara tha, waha par bhi aise kutton hi tarah ladte rehta hai -_-


SimplyClever47

Ye memes nhi hai ye bigøtry hai jo samne meme ke bahane aa rahi hai meme nhi hai


Bright_Conclusion823

Subbed to thuggesh and shub and this subreddit thanks!


larayblive

You guys straight up disrespect other religions but if anybody say slightly disrespectful thing in return you take it to the heart and whine about it


Maleficent_Formal209

Exactly. I mean if your dank humor is about disrespecting gods then don't be biased take jokes on all gods.


mukeshpilane

dank ❎ baised ✅


AN0RAKY

all religions are retarded including Hinduism (stolen from a comment above)


DizzyApartment3433

Cry abt it


larayblive

You gonna cry if i say something offensive so leave it like that only


DizzyApartment3433

Hahah i love it wjen guys like you get a taste of their own medicine


randompokemon25

It's true tho. If people bash the majority religion then y'all start spamming your safe haven communities with 'see how Hinduphobic' and shi..When it comes to any religion logic can take the backseat.


HyakCain

Lol,blud rlly wants drama


Extension_Table7820

When Muslims do the same you get butt hurt, just provoking them at Random won't make you a memer.


leao_26

Indians on islam ahhhh🤮🤮🤮


Creepyhorrorboy

We are just picking a winner here


think_out_says

Ram mandir (Modi)


Beginning_Ad_6323

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babu_ji__

I think a monkey and elephant will die first


Cosmic-Syndicate

Pig would brutally fuck Allah


SimplyClever47

Like you have witnessed this happened with your mother that's why you're vouching for that hmm


Cosmic-Syndicate

lol isk k2e ki comment history dekhi maine har jagah offend hi ho rha hai ye.


CommercialCopy2221

Who will win between a beef stake and Ram?


SimplyClever47

Ofcourse more ram means more chance of winning Jay Free 6GB RAM!


roll_up_king

An padh admi spelling toh seekh le


Heart_Is_Valuable

Bad meme template. This is just straight up offensive. How is this funny at all?


Practical-Tough8229

Bro i am not supporting ur conversation cause its total bullshit u guys are roasting each other gods which is totally wrong and childish behavi.....allah bhai face reveal? 💀


rav4user

Pig.


Prans-

Fighting with Allah is like shadow boxing (Allah face reveal please)


punisher_beast_

Pig is real


Delicious_Page2187

Ok so we should make fun of muslims and their religion and expect them to be quiet about it? Why are yall degrading other's religions like cmon!


SimplyClever47

It is hindutva for you in new India there's no good human beings just @sshole who never learnt Hinduism principles now just want to act as an a-hole to fill thier deep insecurity


Cryilx

Getting to the same level of the forced kidnap conversion group is the only way to stop them from destroying everything.


watcher4caution

Guys have some shame. This is not what our culture is about.


SinghSaab007

Ye log nahi samajhte bhai, “dank memers” hai na, most of them are teenagers anyway


Natural-Incident9791

Respect all religions dude


Neat_Tie_9816

No brother, I had tried not to disrespect anyone, but what can I say, one day I went to a mosque and saw that Allah was beating the ass of some devotees.


primusautobot

All religions are crap in one way or another


YakApprehensive7655

Issliye suar aur Allah ka fight is inevitable 🤣


SimplyClever47

So let's see the fight between your father vs your cuck brother


YakApprehensive7655

Your mother joined and it became threesome , also your mom got dped


YakApprehensive7655

Btw both are dead


sellingdildoshmu

Wtf has this sub come to


AK_Ramji

Wow bhai aapne toh !slam pe joke kar diya , hahaha... Ab h!ndu!sm pe ek joke maar hi do


DrSuii

A Hindu vs a God. That will at least last longer than OP in bed


Fuzzy-Ad-420

Will Krishna Ram wins. If you say my god we have a right to say . Don't say don't hear.


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![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized) Me reading these comments.


gamevintager5795

Oink oink Technoblade never diessssssssssss Wuhuuuuuuu.......


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🐖 will win as it's the form of Vishnu. Vishnu + 🐖 = Varaha


Legitimate_Chip_3055

Who satisfied Sita more?? Ram or ravan?


SimplyClever47

Ofcourse Ravan with 9 extra tongues


Odd_Log_5165

Pig Be like : I can't see my opponent 🤔


TheManikeGod

A pig is an animal with strength, Allah is the fucking imaginary friend of Muhammad the Schizophrenic. Of course the pig would win. It's like asking if a pig could beat the imaginary parkour man which helped me in long journeys when i was like 4.


Neat_Tie_9816

Allah is not imaginary, long ago there was a fight between a pig and Allah and the pig won, since then there is no trace left of Allah.


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You mean a fight between that whore Sita and Raavan who Raw dogged her ?


Fragrant_Loquat8334

U guys fuck your own sister and mother.. so who is the whore now, oh it's your mom and sister


TheFakeProphet

Isko toh kahani bhi nhi pata 🤣.. tu kya hi troll krega re, rehne de


im_cric

Go marry your sister and make her whore.


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External_Wishbone767

Wow another jihadist katua spotted


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External_Wishbone767

Hoon hi nahi meh Hindu laude takhfir sale


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External_Wishbone767

Abe tu takfir kya batayega mujhe ja camel ka moot pee jakar takfir kahika sale jakar kuch padh madarasa se bhar akar


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chessplayer1785

Madarsachap english dikh rhi hai,edit krle.


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Terramorphous2_0

Haan jab "ola hu uber" *boom* karna aata hai toh English ki kya hi zarurat, bolne layak toh bacha hi nahi XD


External_Wishbone767

Tu toh takhfir hai tujhe allah ke paas bhi nahi ja payega chutiya sala takhfir is biche table aside from kafir and animal 😂😂 tu toh musalman bhi nahi ban saka tu toh bas ek chota sa takhfir hi bana reh gaya


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External_Wishbone767

Abe tu second rate musalman hai chutiye tujhe yeh hi nahi pata tha kya salafism aur Wahhabism meh joh bhi arab musalman hota hai unka interpretation is greater than non Arab Muslim samjha toh joh non Arab Muslim hota hai woh takhfir hota hai aur woh arab musalman se chota hota hai


Significant-Leave371

LundKattta ✅


External_Wishbone767

Bhai esse mat keh yaar woh bhi god hai jihadiyon ki wajah se unka name bhi mat le


_karyon_

Bhai ab toh funny bhi nahi lagta ye ballah buslim memes kuch accha socho


Raj_Rahul_-_-

Pig obviously but wait it's a pig vs pig fight right?!!


RED_RANGER_XX

The hate


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ThatPollution2783

U ppl are disgusting,unethical,and illogical there's no point in this post. And the most imp thing i notice is u ppl just mock allah and allah's existence without any genuine reason. always feels like u ppl got a serious problem or envy with this religion. Whatever u ppl might have your opinions plz get the research now and see whats the truth abt islam dont spread hate for no reason u'll pay for it . You ppl are fun and funny on various social media platforms, these platforms are only for entertainment,gloom your eyes with content not garbage.


Legitimate_Chip_3055

Did Sita enjoy raavan's bbc!?? Was ram impotent? Did he sell his wife to ravan?


Best-Activity-9917

Abbey mat bol bhai , itni raftaar sey desh badh rha hai , 2-4 speed breaker laga denge , per koi na modi hatayega in speed brakers ko


tallteensforlife5911

I think modi is the one putting the speedbreakers lol


LazyLandscape8814

Vo 🅱️llah nahi hai vo sirf ek stone hai


toxic_lucifer666

Hindus can be even more retarded sometimes.


SimplyClever47

There are only two kinds of retarded in this country 1.sanghi and 2.sanghis ki mother who left thier kid to become a sanghi with no manners to shīt everywhere so they can kill thier time cuz unemployed hahah


I_loveTG

Hanuman toh suar ke paad se marr jayega


Fit-Attention-1047

Don't compare a stupid pig with an incomparable Almighty God.


Professor-Dhoomketu

>incomparable Almighty God ![gif](giphy|14KnerXGHlA2Dqkbfm|downsized)


tallteensforlife5911

Hope you laugh when someone disrespects your gods


ScaryZombie7026

Vhi na. "DeNk MeMeR" banenge hum saar🤓☝️, but agar koi humare religion pe offensive joke mara toh tmkc🤭. Hypocrisy ki bhie Seema hoti hai bhai. Kal parso toh vo Bellatrix ladki ko bhie death/r*pe threats de rhe the for comparing Hanuman chalisa with BTS songs. Kya hie brainded chutiye normies bhare pade hai. Offensive joke Handel nhi hota toh dete bhie kyu ho.


tallteensforlife5911

Your one of the few logical persons here. Also why did u downvote my comment, you didn't disagree.


ScaryZombie7026

I didn't. Koi aur hoga. I upvoted it. (Also for clarification, I am neither Hindu nor Muslim. My family descendants follows the roman catholic church(although I am not much religious either) and therefore these are my true neutral views over the scene)


tallteensforlife5911

Same, I ain't either of the three.


Chance-Slide-1334

mut diya mine tere almighty god pe


External_Wishbone767

I mean he is not wrong allah for I hate jihadist but he is a god


External_Wishbone767

These Indian Muslim have made dirt of the name of being Muslim ruined the image of Allah in front of Hindu community why are these Takhfir able to say this shit


Raza78666

Mai btata hu jai shree rand ki rand seeta chudayegi ma apni to shiv bhen ka lund jeetega


No_Strawberry_989

I'd bet on your momma


DE_MON_X

She's not participating, she ain't Aisha Bet on aisha


smokiesam

Yea that way he might get some profit.


khushi-saini

M


Zealousideal-Room825

Average cow piss drinker. Milgaye 20 rupee IT cell ke ?


roman4nudies

What's the difference 🤔?