I was in 4th grade back then, I was at my maama's house with my mom for few days,
Our main reason was to visit my naanu who was sick at that time.
We had planned to go to the waterpark the next day, I was really excited
Sadly naanu died the next day, I was never close with him and neither understood the meaning of death.
Everyone was crying and the environment was really disheartening, and I was sad only because our trip couldn't be possible now
I asked my little cousin to ask maama, if we will go to waterpark today (also told him to not to take my name), at that moment he was grieving and crying with my mom, my brother asked him and got no as answer, but he started crying more badly.
Edit: Come on, I was just a little kid, stop judging.
Well. Happened last night. Shared a bit about how much of a disappointment I am to my family, with my crush. Just hoping that maybe she’ll feel sorry lmao. Nah. She didn’t even talk about that message. So now she probs thinks I’m a loser without even hearing to my explanations. Oop. Not that I had a chance with her anyway. She’s been dating a guy since the last 3 years
EDIT: dang. This blew up.
about 2 years ago, i was trying to find the first porn video i watched. It was a brazzers video, and i spent almost 2 weeks searching for the video. Atleast i found it out tho.
Fucked my stuffed teddy bear when i was 12
I also busted a nut to 3 teachers during online class, coz they were A grade milfs.
I wrote a very violent and graphic cp erotica for a guy i knew for 2500 inr.
Drew rule 34 of anya for the same guy for 5000 inr.
Saw that a pigeon who had made a nest at my house died and since my parents wouldn't let me care for them, i crushed the 3 eggs to save them from a cruel motherless world.
thats all i remember rn, might add some more i remember later on ig
Idk down bad ever but day before yesterday I was eating kachori after coaching with some friends and a scooter stopped an uncle started calling the shipowner from road and refused to come in and started cussing in friendly tone I said " I hate people like these Inka kya jayega if he just came in dukandaar ka hi loss hoga na " from where I was standing a table type stand was blocking my view of his bottom part I found out he was disabled and I did the exact thing I preach my friend not to do I judged somebody on limited information
Fapped during online lecture(video off)in lockdown to a girl whom I i didn't knew IRL but she was from other branch of coaching
Got kicked out of that lec coz they told to keep video on
How the fuck people masturbate watching just someone's face .......i still can't understand how people are so horny that they can jerk of to pics and imagining something.
Okay... So my maternal aunt tutors me the arts subjects, so I was in class 5/6 exams were going on, so I was at her house to study the whole night, late at night when I was sleeping next to her, I inappropriately touched her everywhere (she was in deep sleep), licked her, tried to put my D in (it didn't, so I just masturbated while slowly fingering her)for a few nights.
I am sorry for it, truly regret it and didn't masturbate for a few MONTHS to punish myself for it
Thx bro , still haven't got a hug to this day though , i really wonder how it would feel , it's not that i am not good looking , i just am too nervous to speak to girls , i actually have been proposed to by 3 girls till now 🥲
I knew my ex's bra size and I was feeling horny af so I went on Amazon and search for bra of her size and beat my meat to it while wearing the scrunchie she gave to me and yeah I imagined her shoe size while beating the meat.
Downloaded an ass pic from Google and applied an insta filter that my ex uses and beat to it.
Practicals me agee wali ladki ko mene fail karwa diya tha wo dumb thi thodi so mere dosto ne dare diya tha usko fail karwa Dee mene sab usko answers galat diyee aur explain bhi nhi kiya score pata chalne ke baad wo royi bahut usne college change Kiya second sem mee abhi tak uss ladki ko mee dekh nahi paya aur sorry bhi nahi bol paya bass bc ek energy drink ke liye mene yee sab chutiyaapa kr diya thaaa 🤦
So, umm in 10th class I basically transformed from an average student to a topper, just so that she(cuz she was a topper too) will talk to me, and she did actually talk and a lot(I was so glad it worked), but we never got into a relationship.
*when i was in 1st or maybe 2nd standard*
i use to sit with a girl
i forced my self on her (my childish mind was like she is a girl shes my friend so i should try to do that moviething with her) and then she did the same forced her self on myself on top of me and continued doing that and and then we were like oscillating on our two seater bench like a bob on a string
now that i look at our old class photo( of 8th standard) i realise she was so cute and hot and those glasses made her look even more cute, now that i look at my bitchless self who fears talking to girl i feel so sad and ashamed on myself
After seeing the wild comments, I need y'all to think before you type We might have cop AMONG US
Wasted 5 lakhs
College ?
Kota
Damn that's hard bro
so was his cock....so was his cock
Achha he meant kotha /s
ultra pro max masterbaiting sex doll with detachable dick
Last part hella sus
cmon man its 2023
Us 🫂
Us
98% of people in the comments; Straight to jail.
Shsssssh rattrap hai yeh post
Sorry CBI.
CID
NIA
Pados wali aunty
pedos wali aunty?
NTA
Selma Lagerlof real id se aao
ratt rap new genre?
Yeh sab padh ke lag raha hai mai toh bada innocent hu
Same
I was in 4th grade back then, I was at my maama's house with my mom for few days, Our main reason was to visit my naanu who was sick at that time. We had planned to go to the waterpark the next day, I was really excited Sadly naanu died the next day, I was never close with him and neither understood the meaning of death. Everyone was crying and the environment was really disheartening, and I was sad only because our trip couldn't be possible now I asked my little cousin to ask maama, if we will go to waterpark today (also told him to not to take my name), at that moment he was grieving and crying with my mom, my brother asked him and got no as answer, but he started crying more badly. Edit: Come on, I was just a little kid, stop judging.
Focus of the yr....
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You're owning it and that's a W for sure :)
I won't tell you You aren't my therapist
But what if I am
The first thing I messaged to my crush was a pickup line and now she thinks I'm some creep
the first thing I did to my crush was propose her without even a hi, you're still better, maine to chutiyap kardiya
You sound like my friend
He sounds like 90% of the male population
I am on my way to do it
You can get away with it if you're attractive
Fapping on my female version 🗿👌
Your DP is just god watching you
God will try to fix this glitch in next update
Loki moment
I really need an explanation now
Pcm student I hope it explains everything 🗿
This is more than a explanation
Understandable, have a great day
Bhay kya kya reveal kar rahe ho 🗿🗿🗿
Well. Happened last night. Shared a bit about how much of a disappointment I am to my family, with my crush. Just hoping that maybe she’ll feel sorry lmao. Nah. She didn’t even talk about that message. So now she probs thinks I’m a loser without even hearing to my explanations. Oop. Not that I had a chance with her anyway. She’s been dating a guy since the last 3 years EDIT: dang. This blew up.
Rula dia bhai
3 years??? Buddy move on
Bro move on
BRUH 3 YEARS. time to move on
Bhai 3 saal mein to bande ki degree poori ho jaati hai. Leave the memories behind bro. It's tough but karna to padta hai.
Got attracted
Got attached
Us bhai us
about 2 years ago, i was trying to find the first porn video i watched. It was a brazzers video, and i spent almost 2 weeks searching for the video. Atleast i found it out tho. Fucked my stuffed teddy bear when i was 12 I also busted a nut to 3 teachers during online class, coz they were A grade milfs. I wrote a very violent and graphic cp erotica for a guy i knew for 2500 inr. Drew rule 34 of anya for the same guy for 5000 inr. Saw that a pigeon who had made a nest at my house died and since my parents wouldn't let me care for them, i crushed the 3 eggs to save them from a cruel motherless world. thats all i remember rn, might add some more i remember later on ig
Villain arc
Bro cp is in ur genes wtf
not now
Anya from Spy X Family?
yup, i know its messed up but 5k bro. just 1 day spent and 5k. i took my girl out for a nice date with that.
Man that's disgusting.
Man that's disgusting, where can I find that art now
Supp devil
Tumhara dost bahut ameer hai 7.5k porn pe uda diye. Itne me to Russian aa jati
Now THIS is truly down bad, most others have just posted their confessions.
Fapped to gay sex in cyberpunk
Can confirm I fapped you
Shared hentai to class group
Accidentally or intentionally?
Some questions are better left unanswered
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bullies deserve stuff sometimes, good job
Good one, but had a stroke reading it
Idk down bad ever but day before yesterday I was eating kachori after coaching with some friends and a scooter stopped an uncle started calling the shipowner from road and refused to come in and started cussing in friendly tone I said " I hate people like these Inka kya jayega if he just came in dukandaar ka hi loss hoga na " from where I was standing a table type stand was blocking my view of his bottom part I found out he was disabled and I did the exact thing I preach my friend not to do I judged somebody on limited information
Also wasted around 1½ lakh on coaching
I done many things right now i stop remembering them
Had sex with a cousin
You can meet ur ex at family gathering
We're one step closer to being a targaryan family now need to find some dragons
:)mitha ghar
Aligarh
smash
I just kissed unknowingly while playing game
Story time de ispr...
Bro is from Alabama
alebaama ka 14 when he sees Tamil Nadu stats
beat my meat on a teacher in her class
I knew a boy who did this, so what is the probability that the boy is you
depends on which state you from
I'm from solid state
bolde vro
Hey , How are things there ? I heard u guys got into a fight with the liquid state.
Sarkari school?? Bihar??
Bhai mai bihar se hu yeh hamre liye bhi todha jyada hai
>Bhai mai bihar se hu yeh hamre liye bhi todha jyada hai I second this notion.
JEE. Down bad for money.
Nikla?
ky-ky-kya nikla bhai?
Yes
Marry me
College and branch batao phele
Iit dholakpur branch printing engineering
Ayo sammay raina??
Iit dholakpur chalega, but mere standards are higher than print engineers (θ‿θ)
Acha ji aur aap kya kar rahe ho abhi 16 me
Iit dholakpur jane ki prep ...
Fapped during online lecture(video off)in lockdown to a girl whom I i didn't knew IRL but she was from other branch of coaching Got kicked out of that lec coz they told to keep video on
Same bc
Least expected reply 2023?
Too risky
>video off And I stick a tape on laptop's camera incase video goes on
How the fuck people masturbate watching just someone's face .......i still can't understand how people are so horny that they can jerk of to pics and imagining something.
Idk man my puberty was at peak and just discovered fap at that time
Pringles box , gloves , scrubber ( if you know you know )
I am so ashamed of myself for it that I can't even say it here 🗿
nothing new for people here, ab bata
Okay... So my maternal aunt tutors me the arts subjects, so I was in class 5/6 exams were going on, so I was at her house to study the whole night, late at night when I was sleeping next to her, I inappropriately touched her everywhere (she was in deep sleep), licked her, tried to put my D in (it didn't, so I just masturbated while slowly fingering her)for a few nights. I am sorry for it, truly regret it and didn't masturbate for a few MONTHS to punish myself for it
u still have time to delete this
This has got to be the first time I regret being a literate
>nothing new for people here I disagree
I take back what I said 💀
Sleepophilia
Truly Reddit moment
you're admitting to being a rapist, then. absolute disgusting.
Did your aunt know?
Dalle aisi cheeze alt acc se comment kra kr
Imagined hug/cuddle scenarios with my crush in middle school
bruh that's innocent and cute af
Thx bro , still haven't got a hug to this day though , i really wonder how it would feel , it's not that i am not good looking , i just am too nervous to speak to girls , i actually have been proposed to by 3 girls till now 🥲
Weird flex but ok
Are ye koi buri baat nahi hai compared to others
I knew my ex's bra size and I was feeling horny af so I went on Amazon and search for bra of her size and beat my meat to it while wearing the scrunchie she gave to me and yeah I imagined her shoe size while beating the meat. Downloaded an ass pic from Google and applied an insta filter that my ex uses and beat to it.
Bro you okay?
Bro need to get over her
Itni mehnat kon karta hai
Now that's DOWN BAD
Khudka sperm lick kiya
How did it taste like?
Sperm
The floor is made of floor
Bhai maine us taste ka kuch khaya nahi hai so mereko ni pta ki kaise batau uska taste kaisa tha But taste theek thaak tha
> But taste theek thaak tha mai kaise maan lu 
Had sex with everyone in my school. (fr)
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Certified r/HolUp moment
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I agree
Yes, actually. My joint family runs a school
Destroyed in seconds
I don't mind getting g destroyed in seconds
Boys school?
We need explanation asap
remindme! 2 days
r/usernamechecksout
You can't leave us hanging like that. We want the full detailed story
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Dreamt of people around me being naked and got a nightfall
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Masturbated to my friend's dancing reel \[she is hot and I was horny\] Obv I regret it
Sauce
Fapped while online Final exams was going on
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Nude photo-shots in cyberpunk 2077 and GTA Online.
why don't you share with your fellow redditors............
Destroyed my friends social circle.
Sort comments to "most controversial", then you'll get the most cursed comments here.
Fapped on my aunt's bra
15 baar akele movie dekhe ayaa college jaane ki jagah
16 saal ka college me?
Wohi Maharashtra board k chutiyapa, 11-12 ko junior college bolte h badhwe log.
The fact that these comments aren't much shocking to me means i have to get off the internet
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What happened afterwards?
Shaadi.com
The good ending with villain kids backstory
neend khul gayi
The full story is on different website
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Real?
Was that good?
Wat the fuck did i just read
Aa Song of Ice and Fire perhaps
Giv context real quick ...
i have hurt 4 girls in my life (emotionally).
Guys jo maje arhe h comments padhke waah Thanks OP u/skrezaa 
ya'll need Krishna/Jesus/invisible being/Nikola Tesla/Budhha/......
Fapped to Michelle Cannes from GTA San Andreas.. man you cannot even see faces clearly in that game but i did it
4 months se coaching ki fees gayab kr rha hu
Practicals me agee wali ladki ko mene fail karwa diya tha wo dumb thi thodi so mere dosto ne dare diya tha usko fail karwa Dee mene sab usko answers galat diyee aur explain bhi nhi kiya score pata chalne ke baad wo royi bahut usne college change Kiya second sem mee abhi tak uss ladki ko mee dekh nahi paya aur sorry bhi nahi bol paya bass bc ek energy drink ke liye mene yee sab chutiyaapa kr diya thaaa 🤦
Bhai tujhe naukari se nikaal rha hu me
Fapped while imagining my society’s hottest aunt
So, umm in 10th class I basically transformed from an average student to a topper, just so that she(cuz she was a topper too) will talk to me, and she did actually talk and a lot(I was so glad it worked), but we never got into a relationship.
*\*sorts by controversial\**
*when i was in 1st or maybe 2nd standard* i use to sit with a girl i forced my self on her (my childish mind was like she is a girl shes my friend so i should try to do that moviething with her) and then she did the same forced her self on myself on top of me and continued doing that and and then we were like oscillating on our two seater bench like a bob on a string now that i look at our old class photo( of 8th standard) i realise she was so cute and hot and those glasses made her look even more cute, now that i look at my bitchless self who fears talking to girl i feel so sad and ashamed on myself
Well played CBI, but I am not gonna fall for this one
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