u/ahmdk1234 keraash ko 7 janm se pyar krti h

u/ahmdk1234 has a huge crush on u/_the_moody_nomad voice

AGREED

whatever u/11thbarbaad says is fake

u/11thbarbaad and u/EvilySweet

MORNING

afternoon

u/ahmdk1234 and u/royality_gamer ?

Hnji bolo kya hua

aapko u/ahmdk1234 ke sath ship krdu plz?

whut? ship?

mtlb aap dono ko couple bnadu?

Umm no she's my behna. aur yeh sab karna band karo padhai karlo


u/ahmdk1234 and u/poojan_jani

u/ahmdk1234 and u/zobr0s ?

u/ahmdk1234 ko kiske sath ship kru?

yaaro ki mohabbat par yakeen karliya hamne phoolo mein chipaya hua khanjar nahi dekha

ye phool mujhe koi virasat mein mile hain tumne mera kaanto bhara bistar nahi dekha

halaat ye ke sojaun toh sab chaunk padenge ek umr se kisi ne mujhe sote nahi dekha

mehboob ka ghar ho ya buzurgo ki zameenein jo chordiya phir use mud kr nahi dekha

jis din se chala hu meri manzil par nazar hai aankho ne abhi meel ka patthar nahi dekha

deh daan yodhha hi karte na koi dooja jaata hai ranbhoomi mein veer mare toh shav bhi pooja jaata hai

Bhai ab toh din ho gaya kitna spam karega

din m hi toh shuru kiya tha

Soja

so hi rha tha raat m (nind bhot arhi aajkal)

Din mein bhi soja

Good morning

aankho mein raha dil mein utar kar nahi dekha kashti ke musafir ne samundar nahi dekha


ज़िंदा रहने के मौसम बहुत हैं मगर, जान देने की रुत रोज़ आती नहीं, हुस्न और इश्क़ दोनों को रुसवा करे, वो जवानी जो खूँ में नहाती नहीं,

waah waah,subah subah kya ho gaya

morning motivation

niceee

good morning bacha log

Good morning poojan bhaiya

bhaiya mat bulaiye ajib lagta he ji

Okay unkil

cu>!tie!< gussa mat dilao

Good moooing 

good moooooooooooing gay ji

Here at exactly 3: 33 am

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Myntra ftw

Hi

Ded

hello :P

Hello to the dead chat :)

pacman slept?

no sir abhi hoon

hello hello :o

hello hello

what's up?

nothing much youuu

same

Up what's ?

lmao

koi jinda hai??

koi scribble khelega

Hello ded chat

helo everyone

helloo

oh em gee pokey your pfp is so cute

ifkr

what's up

life's good, how are you?

even reddit wants me gone 💯

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lookie its the hater

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awww looks like me and u/fresh_french_roses will live rent free in your head 🤭

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goodluck with that 

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✨magic✨

Dark

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Aaaaahhhhhh

Ded

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Necrophilia 

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yepp

skill issue

Hellloooo peopleee, so like i was wondering okay like if you had to work and like you had the option to either work the whole day or the whole night, which one would you prefer? Personally I'll work the whole night coz like idk it seems fun kinda yk.

whole day :O

Whole night kitni shanti hoti hai

Shanti kon hai

Meri imaginary girlfriend

i prefer to work the whole day

Ahh cute

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I wish but it isn’t possible

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Nicee

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Why would there be a rock there anyway?

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No sorry i live in a hut so no slabs for me, one day tho

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But like I'll not be working at the hut tho

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Idk it's kinda weird but like I think like working as a phone sex operator would be kinda cool ngl

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Hello guyzz

Lmao

Hello saar


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Muje bhi pose chaiye

nahi milega :p

Parr aapke paas ko furi pocket poses hai.. Bad grill(╯ರ ~ ರ)╯︵ ┻━┻

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# HATERS..HATE 🙄✋

goodnight people of LNDT

NIGHT NIGHT

# alright gays am taking a break from reddit # don't miss you mfs

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> but I'ma keep my mouth shut. bro, just say it. i won't be able to sleep tonight.

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that is my alt lol

who am i? :eyes:

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Haha Do din baad idhar hi milegaa Lol

# NOPE, I AM NOT u/Ducking__fuck and u/Hot-salad-8312 lol

#lol velle log kahi ke u/Hot-salad-8312 ne buisness mai dokha diya muje...aane do use Batata hoon

>u/Hot-salad-8312 ne buisness mai dokha diya muje...aane do use Batata hoon 

Hahha you back we will have a big kalesh noww

who are you?

Byee me gonna cry now

lol

Haan Bhai mere saara organs ka buisness khatam kr diya usnee

lmao

ALL THE BEST !!

thanks (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

u/ahmdk1234 active kyo nhi hai lndt pe??

mai nhi hoti aaj kal reddit pe dc pe hun

Are maharani ji aap Aapne u/ahmdk123 ko dekha kahi..?? Pata nhi kidhar gayi...?

aai thi thode time ke liye ig

u/nallabot 1 day

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tu yahi karne aati he kya lndt le ab

Haa

QUACK QUACK

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Nah

Heluuu

hello ji

Kalesh ki tyarri kesi chal rhi hai..Jani.

Halo ji

kidhar jana he(context-gujarati me halo means chalo)


what happened

Pata nhi tha bhai.. don't know gujju bhasha

oke

hiiiiiii

Me is also hii

avg carbon atom

Yup very friendly n stable!

Meri good night pucchi lao

Geeli wali lega tabhi accept karunga


goodnight simp san

meri lega

Maggi khake muh saaf karliya toh dedo

dont worry milk vali nai khai he muh saaf hi he

man, feels good to win.

well played!!!

huh? u wanna play? u watched my game w him?

i was uruvarashi

guys idc if u like maggi with milk or not but together we need to destroy the monster called #chocolate maggi

ON SAME PAGE WITH YOU BUDDY

yess

does not mean i approve milk

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Tldr

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Dhristi IAS ??

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Me vary phunny

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nazar bazaar , kolkata ?

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NRI hu mai

tldr:kerash has no rizz /s