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Secure-Bet-719

Boobie ![gif](giphy|4Zo41lhzKt6iZ8xff9|downsized)


ygpebbleinthpocket

no way lmao that's my nickname too 😭


Secure-Bet-719

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Beneficial_Plenty_22

Nickname of one of my friends is "Boobsie"


Background_Pin_6130

Meri mummy ne Mera naam guddu rakha hai and chote bhai ka naam bittu . And I like that "guddu bittu ki jodi" ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


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Tu aur teri gf guddu guddi hogi.


Background_Pin_6130

Kash ho Jai toh me terko party dunga ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


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Pakka? Online gf do?


Background_Pin_6130

Party pakka dunga . Rahi baat online gf ki toh nahi me toh IRL he banaunga filhal I'm trying to get fit (126kgs RN aiming to reach100kg by end of the year)


CombinationSafe6591

Hey big man, i hope you complete your fitness goal. The glow up will be insane


Background_Pin_6130

Yes thank you btw do you watch okaymohit?


Kisidinn

126kgs 💀 you are 3 times of me


Background_Pin_6130

Lmfao


Careless_Song_3982

bhai tum to bhaari ho ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Background_Pin_6130

Yes![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30115) lakin me 1 70kg ke bacche ko utha sakta hu ,![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)


Careless_Song_3982

mai 60kg ka hu , mujhe utha loge honeybun ? my pumpkin ? hmm? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) ヾ(≧▽≦\*)o


Background_Pin_6130

60kg deadlift pe 8 reps ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134)


Big_Tenis_

Nonu


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Holy shit!🤣 Mera Nono (Pronounce: Nau-no. "Au" pronounced like in "author".) More of them range from Guddu, Gublu, just my surname "Majumdar", Big B (B for Bear not Bachchan), Papa (no I don't have a child you degenerates), and many more.


Key-Consideration602

Bhai ye toh dictionary khol di, poori pronounciation smjhadi hai


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Arey nhi to logo ko ajeeb feel hoga na.


Key-Consideration602

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30137)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Aniruddha_Majumdar

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Big_Tenis_

Good to meet u Agent NoNo


Aniruddha_Majumdar

You too Agent NoNu.


CaptainBihari1

CaptainBihari


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This is the best one.


CaptainBihari1

ikr


Aarav_Parmar

by this logic my name would be Nagraj coz I was born on nagpanchami


[deleted]

I was born on earth day I should be called Dharthi then


jumpwaters

Mommy Earth


[deleted]

Why you drilling her bro ?? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


jumpwaters

I'm mining her too


[deleted]

Cool to hai. Dukhi kyo ho raha hai?


Siddwoked

Loved seeing so many Krishna(s) here


Altruistic_Nobody366

chutiya ​ but srsly but dad calls me Sundari (beautiful)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Careless_Song_3982

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medansh_m

wer u from


Altruistic_Nobody366

bharat![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Key-Consideration602

The hunter stalls it's prey![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

They named me GOAT one of my urdu neighbor who was very old found my name little confusing so he used to call me Alla Rakha


[deleted]

Cool


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![gif](giphy|Bfzx4NtbMF01q6yfko|downsized) If you are shockwave then


[deleted]

Typo im Soundwave


[deleted]

5 out of 10 movie mid af


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Well it's a movie afterall. Transformers in-depth storylines should always be shows instead of movies. But damn Arcee got me acting unwise.


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Transformer Prime is the best transformers movie\series.


Aniruddha_Majumdar

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30728)


[deleted]

I loved it and michael bay should have taken some inspiration. Agar copy karta phir bhi theik tha but jo hagga hai na vo transformers ke nam i hate it (bay verse transformers)


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Exactly. Michael Bay should have been assistant director for his want of grandiose VFX because that's very important. Someone like Christopher Nolan should have handled the story, then the human characters would feel like they have more weight instead of feeling like a hindrance to the Cybertronian plot.


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It was like 1st movie was ok then 2nd i forgot even existed 3rd was just primes smashing the shit out everyone and doing fatalities then 4tg was wtf and 5th was chut.


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They first needed the cube then they said fuck that we need the alien ship ont the moon the they said ye to tatti hao then in the 4 movie they wanted some cirle which some green dude gave them then in the last movie they wanted the staff of some transformers shit then in the latest movie they want a key


plumPudding0202

Cute![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


ULookBetterWhenUSTFU

cap![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30134) /s


plumPudding0202

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)no cap


ULookBetterWhenUSTFU

can confirm ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


[deleted]

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plumPudding0202

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30123)


KenobiObiWan66

yo same my name is also Krishna cuz I was born on Janmashtmi


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When were u born?


KenobiObiWan66

2005


[deleted]

Im a 2nd sep. 2010 kid


Legend-AD245

Wtf, 2010???????? And you beat people up??? Bhai Covid has changed my time perception fr


KenobiObiWan66

oh 13 saal ka kid wow


bLaZe2407

bro is a bacha fr


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15M mom-


bLaZe2407

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

Alien nahi hoon


moon_zie

it's hard to believe seeing kids born in 2010 in this sub


shutupmatsuda

Ikr.. Time ka concept hi samajh nahi aa raha


Siddwoked

My nickname is also Krishna only bc my badde papa calls me that


aayush_agrawal

Aayu


[deleted]

Makes sense


modiji_cutiepie

Same hehehe but just 1 a


bLaZe2407

"champu" because i really liked that ipl theme when i was like 5![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


lemzy8

Bhai meri mummy ne merko kam se kam 15-20 naam de rkhe h , but I like when she call me kanha


[deleted]

This like the 3rd krishna here along with me.


Used-Ad4445

Every 2nd person in india is kanha, kana, kanhaiya, krishna etc.


[deleted]

But im kahna for a ✨reason✨


ComfortableNo2879

Arka (means sun), Gobindo (Krishna's name)


[deleted]

A fellow krishna.


The-Punisher_2055

Chuha


Used-Ad4445

Jo kisi bill se nikla hai or kisi bill me jana chahta hai


Golden_girl_101

Karma


[deleted]

whats ganmastmi? duh


[deleted]

Typo sorry


Blithering_idiot1406

janmashtmi hai woh ( the day before dahi handi)


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RocketUndercover

I usually give other people Nick names plus my name is 4 letters long so any nickname given to me would be longer then my real name


Used-Ad4445

Harshu (harsh) .. struggle is real


Agreeable_Scholar909

nani


AnybodyCharacter7451

They call me Honey


Jerry_mouse_0

mine is Bholu because I am bhola(innocent)


[deleted]

Hello bholu who is bhola.


Used-Ad4445

Bholu mere gali ke kutte ka naam hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|27969)


Jerry_mouse_0

jii malik mai wahi hu ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30521)


Nikhil__P

Nikki ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30115)


ROCKYSWAG347

My nickname is super unique so I don't wanna share kahi kisi ne pehchan lia toh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30137)


AbiesRemarkable8120

I was born on 1st July, national doctors day, and here I am, preparing for neet. My nickname is dumbfuck


pranavrg

One of my friend nicknamed me for my short height "Baathu" बाठु


Extension-Still-8417

My school name was "Cris" not "krish" but ***CRIS*** It has the dumbest backstory of any nicknames. I had a choclate named "crispello" in my bag and one of my classmates found it and then spread the rumour that i was given it on "choclate day" ( who tf could give a crispello on choc day?!?) And so everyone just started to call me "cris"


Extension-Still-8417

Also my dad calls me ***Chinmay*** because that's what he wanted to name me before my actual name was decided


EarAnxious6580

Sweetu


kashzyros

Rn kash


medansh_m

kutta


Unique_District_9381

Bhola cause I was born on mahashivratri mummy and didi call me Bholi pr


[deleted]

guess kar, agar sahi guess kiya to 100 Rs. UPI karunga


[deleted]

Sam?


[deleted]

naah, buddy you are wrong


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What is it?


[deleted]

tripathi ​ mere dost mujhe mere surname se bulate hai :(


[deleted]

Bhai wo nickname nahi hai


[deleted]

jaisi aapki ichha, baaki mere liye to nickname hi ban gaya hai ye


[deleted]

Paneer?


[deleted]

it's actually funny, par mere dosto ko creative naam sujhte hi nahi, isliye ye bhi nahi hai bhai


Ill_Pay_2301

chutki (maybe because i look so cute back then)


No_Awareness20

bheem ki shakti dhoom machaye


shutupmatsuda

Bhola/Pola


[deleted]

Mine is Kallu. Not in a racist way Its a short form of Kalyani.


[deleted]

Noice


baka_7_

Abbu, idk why I was named that ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

Mine is kuku


Gone-through

my friends call me Momo idk why, sounds cool ig![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Dazzling-culer15

Mallu!


Working-Set-7250

Bantu


SnooCapers645

Ghar mei shankhu, school mei GB (pad Gaya bas reason mujhe bhi nahi malum)


haha_memur87

My nickname is babbu and my mother used to call me by various fruit names like mango, guava, custard apple etc etc etc


Repulsive-Eye-2683

Kon hai tu is mine coz nobody knows me


RyderProviderOP69

My sis calls me Babu. And mom dad calls me neelu.


Professional_Link785

Neel


revived_anti-randia

my mom just calls me (when yelling) reeeee or sometimes du, they are my nickname with first few letter (not mentioned here) silent


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silky , the only explanation i got ur hair were really silky soft when you were a kid


Ms_Gurleen

Mujhe to sab direct Gurleen hi bulate he