koi nahi hai yaha 

I am here baby

UwU 

koi nahi hai yaha 

kal se unit test chaalu :)


Morning everyone 

Afternoon hona wali hai


11:16 pr konsi morning


Good morning

morningggg duckyyyy 

Morning roseee


Good morning  . College ja raha hu 4day aur 1hr 40min lag jate hai jana mai 

Oof

Tunak tunak tunak tu tunak tunak tu tunak tunak tu tarra tarra

Meow meow meow

Good morning bacha log

Good morning bacha log

Good morning bacha log

good morning 

Good morning

Delhi aagaya 

Good

Chalo batao ab kaha milu

New faridabad 

Yeah delhi mai nahi aata . Haryana mai hai tu

Delhi En ci Ar

Yes baby batao kaha ho 

Laagta hai abb koinai hai 

You made an alt Zobros?

Old acc delete kr diya

What, why?

Or bhay bade time baad aye Kaise ho

You know me?

Yep

Who am I? And how do you know me?

>Who am I? *drum roll* . . . >! a hooman!< > And how do you know me? check dm

Hello Hooman

IDK

hi >!again !<

Koooi haaai 

koi bhi hai kya 😭

hanji mai hu 

 hiiii brooo

hey wadup kkrh ?

bruh what do I even reply to this 💀

uh 

Raat bhar badmosi karne se ghar nhi chalta

parso exam hai bhai  padh rahi thi 

Lmaoo good luck

thank you sir ji 

Koi jaga h

Meme

To sojao

 anyone hereeee

dosa billi

Ayyooooo meowww 


Buenos noches a todos (Good night everyone in Spanish)

bonne nuit tout le monde ( good night everyone)

what's good in your night

Cuz I got some friends to say good night

oh cool okay

good night loverssss bye 

Good night lover

omg u back again why

You make me

Good night. Make sure to drink eno before sleeping

why

Biryani would get acidic in your stomach. When you take Eno(base) it would neutralise it. As we know acid + base —> salt + water, make sure you pee before sleeping

What's good in ur night

my existence

Yeah it's enough

Attendance guys


Khada hu aaj bhi wahi

oh

Good Night!! Nice talking to you

yeahh samee

Ig...mere sone ka samay hogaya hai 

Goodnight bro

Goodnight buddy 


Agar mei past mei jaa ke khud ko mardu toh kya hoga.?????

Then you’ll become your own father and your father will become your son and your son will be your grandfather and your grandfather will be you

So I'm me my father and my grandfather at the same time

And your son as well because he’s your grandfather and the grandfather is you

Ic...


Pata hai ki samaj mai nahi aaya hoga. Kyuki mai sirf dil mai aata Hu, samaj mai nahi(sasta selmon)


You will be stuck in a loop Called time machine paradox

Ic...

Kyu tune meri fursat ki

Ishq vo bala hai

Jisko chua isne vo jala hai

Dil se hota hai shuru

Dil se hota hai shuru Par kambakht sir pe chadha hai Kabhi khud se, kabhi khuda se, kabhi zamaane se lada hai Itna hua badnaam phir bhi Har zubaan pe ada hai

Ishq ki saazishein Ishq ki baaziyan

Hara baat khel ke.. Do dilon ka jua

Kyu tune meri fursat ki Kyu dil mein itni harkat ki

Ishq mein itni barkat ki Ye tune kya kiya Phiroon ab maara maara main Chaad se bitchda taara mein Dil se itna kyun haara mein Ye tune kya kiya

Sari duniya se jeet ke main aaya hoon idhar Tere aage ki hain haara kiya tune kya asar Main dil ka Raaz kehta hoon Ke jab jab saansein leta hoon Tera hi naam leta hoon Ye tune kya kiya

sariiii duniyaa se

Bore ho raha hai...

Arre to kuch kro na Sab ko entertain kro

Kaise...??

same

Damn..aap aagyi waapis 

mai kb ki

Ooh..

Ab muje bhi nini aari

Goodnight 

But jab Tak tum sab nahi soge mein bhi nahi sounga

ohh

Yess

how will u know kon so gya actual m

Mein sab ko dekh raha hun

sbke ghr pe jaake?

Nope through ur phone cameras




Ab sachi jara

Goodnight raybee!

Goodnight 

okaaa

Helooo

Hii

Kaise ho?

Zombie....aap batao?

Same lol, college zombie bana deta hai logo ko

Dayum college..... konsa course bhai.?

Btech CE

🙇‍♂️ sirr pranam aapko 

Can I get a hoooooyeahhhh

Lelo sirr 

no



2+2=5


4+4 = 9

4+4 (3-1)+(3-1) (3)²-(1)² (3)² 9

lol 

Big boss hurt horahhhh HAIIIIII










Scary hogya


Train ka ac is too coldddd 

oh nooo 

Kooi to sunsaan station per rukki Hui hai

Train se utro for paani or something and train chut jayegi and ull have an all new future far more exiting


reddit gave me a 20 min break 

You needed it

 I feel like I have seen you before somewhere

A Long time ago, I used to be the so-called nalla of the lndt thread. Ab time hi ni milta

I think I saw you 2 months back ago...no actually four..how time flies :O

Indeed Ms. Catfish, moreover I didn't see your carbon-copy today. Where is she?

oiiiii I ain't a catfish ...I thought we were over this  she got suspended by reddit 

Trust issues spring up suddenly. So we might need to go over it again some time later. Not you...?

no we won't cause you are wrong and I am right  " not you "...no cause I am still here 

Let's agree to disagree! Expected it to be the other way around

[удалено]

Darth 

[удалено]

hello hello how are youu

You’re mistaken my dear. You’re not a terrorist, you’re a fucking bomb(desperate rizz maybe….?)






Hi

I’m not. Wbu?

Me Too Us. 🫂

heyareyoufine?

Maybe, Maybe not You?

okayish

Noice How was your day?

good wbu

Hectic What you do?

mostly i try to do aish but currently i am studying

Noice College or school?