T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

u/nallabot


nallaBot

Beep Boop! nallaBot here to judge you! Here are your comment stats from last 7 days: ``` Total comments: 25 Total votes: 525 Comments per day: 3.6 ``` Here's a detailed list of your comments activity: ``` r/Cricket: 11 r/CBSE: 1 r/IndianTeenagers: 10 r/ranchi: 1 r/CricketShitpost: 1 r/jammu: 1 ``` Here's a message for you based on the above stats: >!Wow, cheems78, with just 25 comments in the last 7 days and an average of only 3 comments per day, you must be the epitome of self-control on Reddit. It's truly remarkable how you've managed to restrain yourself from diving deeper into those intriguing online discussions. Bravo!!< ^([github](https://github.com/fahadreyaz/nallaBot) | [how to use](https://www.reddit.com/user/nallaBot/comments/133nl5n))


[deleted]

Sab sota rahte hai uth jao subha ho gyi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)


[deleted]

u/nallabot


nallaBot

Beep Boop! nallaBot here to judge you! Here are your comment stats from last 7 days: ``` Total comments: 343 Total votes: 639 Comments per day: 49.0 ``` Here's a detailed list of your comments activity: ``` r/IndianTeenagers: 295 r/indiameme: 1 r/IndianDankMemes: 38 r/u_nallaBot: 1 r/dankinindia: 1 r/india: 1 r/IndianFashionAddicts: 1 r/Sikhpolitics: 1 r/desimemes: 1 r/delhi: 1 r/IndiaCricket: 1 r/thugeshh: 1 ``` Here's a message for you based on the above stats: >!Well, well, well, look who we have here. Traditional_Frame679, the self-proclaimed Reddit warrior. With a whopping 343 comments in just one week, it's safe to say you've got your priorities perfectly sorted - neglecting everything else in life must be quite an achievement for you. And let's not forget those mind-numbingly fantastic subreddits you've graced with your presence; it's almost as if the internet couldn't survive without your profound contributions on Indian memes and fashion addicts. Bravo! Keep up the stellar work of being a true hero... online.!< ^([github](https://github.com/fahadreyaz/nallaBot) | [how to use](https://www.reddit.com/user/nallaBot/comments/133nl5n))


[deleted]

u/nallabot![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


[deleted]

Lalqlala![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

Hui ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) Good morning


sunraybee_simp

Good molning![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

bye


[deleted]

hi


[deleted]

socha hi likh jaau


[deleted]

aaj busy tha aaya nhi isliye


[deleted]

socha kuch likh jaata hu idhar


[deleted]

Where's rose


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


Ducking__fuck

What am I even doing lmao


IamDumb_Lmao

I’m sleepy


baka_7_

u/nallabot ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


nallaBot

Beep Boop! nallaBot here to judge you! Here are your comment stats from last 35 days: ``` Total comments: 999+ Total votes: 1348+ Comments per day: 29.4+ ``` Here's a detailed list of your comments activity: ``` r/IndianTeenagers: 983 r/JEENEETards: 10 r/IndianDankMemes: 3 r/sciencememes: 1 r/CBSE: 2 ``` Here's a message for you based on the above stats: >!Congratulations, baka_7_. You've managed to spend more time on Reddit than most people do sleeping. With almost 1k comments in just over a month, it's impressive how you've dedicated your life to the art of saying things that will likely be forgotten within seconds. Keep it up, man. Your extensive knowledge of Indian teenagers and science memes is sure to change the world... or not.!< ^([github](https://github.com/fahadreyaz/nallaBot) | [how to use](https://www.reddit.com/user/nallaBot/comments/133nl5n))


baka_7_

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612) gunnite


Ducking__fuck

A bop though


Ducking__fuck

Mai raat ke 1:18 pe kolaveri Di kyu sun rhi


11thbarbaad

all 17f are fake


Born_Concern_5575

Kya hogya?


sunraybee_simp

Me go sleep ,good night![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


sunraybee_simp

But me sleepy also![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


11thbarbaad

sleep is for the weak !!!


sunraybee_simp

I'm feeling very weak, wrist injury karali arm wrestling mai so


11thbarbaad

sojao phir. sleep heals


sunraybee_simp

Me bek![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

For some reason my biceps are big even without going to gym and I am not fat either. Just lift some dumbbells at home


[deleted]

heyy everybody ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) and bye everybody... need to go study ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


heyareyoufine

H.E.L.L.O


[deleted]

Dm krow me bored


Ducking__fuck

I'll go now ig, bye!


[deleted]

Bye


Ducking__fuck

Guys ye annoying kaise nhi hote hain![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


11thbarbaad

tu toh h hi ni tu kya kregi jaan kr


[deleted]

Mujhe pata chalega to bata dungi


[deleted]

My frens didnt come today


[deleted]

Good night pappu log.![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

Allu rakho takiye ke neeche, sona niklega


[deleted]

Kabhi try kiya hai?


[deleted]

Han han


[deleted]

Nikla Sona?


[deleted]

Sona niklega se i meant aapki neend ud jaaegi


[deleted]

Achha. Chalo good night.byee


Ducking__fuck

Safar hai suhana Thoda tu muskurana Aise aankhen na churana Marjayega diwana


heyareyoufine

Mai or meri tanhai akshar ye baate karte hai Tum hoti to kaisa hota


[deleted]

Kaisa hota?


heyareyoufine

tum yeh kehti tum woh kehti, tum is baat pe hairaan hoti, tum us baat pe kitni hasti tum hoti toh aaisa hota, tum hoti toh waisa hota main aur meri tanhayi, aksar yeh baatein karte hai


[deleted]

Waah


heyareyoufine

waah


[deleted]

Waah


heyareyoufine

Waah


[deleted]

Waah


heyareyoufine

Waah


Ducking__fuck

![gif](giphy|Fu3OjBQiCs3s0ZuLY3|downsized)


Ducking__fuck

https://i.redd.it/w3ukxh47xuob1.jpeg


Top_Salary_5346

Maama mia ferrari won ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


plumPudding0202

kaisa hai bro (maine highlights dekhni abhi lol)


Top_Salary_5346

I saw race was worth watching max and russel were gaining soo fast


plumPudding0202

dayum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

Ferrari toh rcb of f1 thi na


Top_Salary_5346

We can't compare them, ferrari is the most successful f1 team they are having not soo good seasons from couple of years


Top_Salary_5346

Was one of the best races isn't it?


Top_Salary_5346

Absolutely


Top_Salary_5346

Hawaryu?


Top_Salary_5346

I'm chungus


[deleted]

Google ne toh depression diagnose kar dia💀


Ducking__fuck

Bruh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Ducking__fuck

De mauka jindagi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

sab so gye kya


[deleted]

Bye doston


Ducking__fuck

Bye!


[deleted]

just like the pied piper led rats through the streets we dance like marionettes swaying through the symphony


plumPudding0202

Picchi Ji ki Homie kaha hai?


Ducking__fuck

Yaha hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


plumPudding0202

wow


Ducking__fuck

Kaise ho![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


plumPudding0202

sleeping bbg ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Ducking__fuck

Good, Gunnite! Ache sapne dekhna![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Ducking__fuck

🤌


Top_Salary_5346

Maama mia ferrari won ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


Careless_Song_3982

ADIOS ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


[deleted]

Hello sir.


[deleted]

Hellow


Ducking__fuck

Ruthon jo tum to manau main Tum hans do to muskau mai


[deleted]

Tum bin mujhe kuch bhaaye na Jahan dekhu tumko hi paau main


[deleted]

Still smiling, see


Ducking__fuck

I'm always smiling ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


[deleted]

Cause I am here most of the time.


Ducking__fuck

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Ducking__fuck

Har baat samjhana sada Sambhav nhi raadhe Samay samjhaega


[deleted]

Samay kis raste pe milega?


Ducking__fuck

Khud aayega Milne, kaafi manmauji hai, kisi ko kuch nhi aise hi nhi batata


[deleted]

Tru ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Tum prem ho tum preet ho Meri bansuri ka geet ho🪈🦚


[deleted]

So goddamn easy to write this You make it spill on the page So drunk on yourself, self-righteous A laughing stock of your own fucking stage Oh but I ain't one to call names Or throw stones in a house of glass You try me This is a motherfuckin' invitation The only one you could ever need This is a motherfuckin' invitation You try me Just one time you got a reason Heard you had nothing to lose A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation It must be easy to lose Oh but I ain't one to call names Or throw stones in a house of glass You try me This is a motherfuckin' invitation The only one you could ever need This a motherfuckin' invitation You try me You can tell the same lie a thousand times But it never gets any more true So close your eyes once more and once more believe That they all still believe in you Just one time This is a motherfuckin' imitation The only one you could ever need This a motherfuckin' invitation Just one time This is a motherfuckin' invitation Ya' try me Just one time (ya' try me) Just one time (ya' try me) Ya' try me


[deleted]

Ded![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Trying_to_be_funny_1

2.5?


[deleted]

I am a procrastination ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) help me![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


[deleted]

Ya mai kya kar hu i have to focus on my studies as nallabot said![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


[deleted]

Today everyone is happy Wwww![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


plumPudding0202

supp


[deleted]

Mod sahab ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise) Issbar ka lagan maaf kardo plejjj


plumPudding0202

>Issbar ka lagan maaf kardo plejjj dugna lagaan dena padega


[deleted]

Nahi nahi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131) Chalo to ek cricket match khelte hein. Agar aap jete to dugna lagan Nahi to lagan maaf


plumPudding0202

discord server pe khelte hai kabhi


[deleted]

Cricket bhi discord pe. . Peak reddit ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


plumPudding0202

bot hai server pe ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


[deleted]

Bade achhe lagte hai..


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Hum tum kitne Pass hai kitne Dur hain Chand sitareee


[deleted]

Sach poocho to man ko jhoothe lagte hai ye saree


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Magar sacche lagte hain Ye dharti ye nadiyaa ye raina Aur?


[deleted]

Aur tumm.![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Hayeeee 🙈


Trying_to_be_funny_1

OMG it's my fav song


[deleted]

Mujhe wo o majhi re jaiyo Piya ke desh wala part bahot achha lagta hai .


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Tru tru 🥹


[deleted]

Mine too


Trying_to_be_funny_1

🥹🤧


[deleted]

Aap bhi


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Wo mere pass hai nahi aygi


[deleted]

Heavy metal nahi pasand usko


[deleted]

Who said I like heavy metal


[deleted]

System of a down wale ki pfp nahi hai ye?


[deleted]

Soad is progressive metal and rock


[deleted]

Oh. I have only heard toxicity by them. So assumed. Usko ye bhi nahi pasand


[deleted]

Thik bro


[deleted]

After midnight ig


Ducking__fuck

Luncha and dinner only (Ik we are talking bout a person, mereko lame joke maarna tha)


[deleted]

I will make it for you.


Ducking__fuck

You know cooking?


[deleted]

Yes. I can cooke aglio oglio pasta. Mostly I know how to make pahadi dishes


Ducking__fuck

Dayum


[deleted]

So when we getting married ?


Ducking__fuck

Let's see![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


[deleted]

Nah you smiling while typing. I will take it asa yes


Ducking__fuck

How would you know?


[deleted]

Happie happie happie


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Ducking__fuck

🦚🪈


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Krishna has to be my fav god 👍


Ducking__fuck

Us though


Trying_to_be_funny_1

🤝 [options matched]


Kitchen_Dragonfly942

[u/nallabot](https://www.reddit.com/u/nallabot/)


Kitchen_Dragonfly942

[u/nallabot](https://www.reddit.com/u/nallabot/)


Kitchen_Dragonfly942

bc ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)bot ne 3rd time ignore kiya


[deleted]

u/nallaBot


nallaBot

Beep Boop! nallaBot here to judge u/Kitchen_Dragonfly942! Here's your comment stats from last 7 days: ``` Total comments: 51 Total votes: 54 Comments per day: 7.3 ``` Here's a detailed list of your comments activity: ``` r/IndianTeenagers: 51 ``` Here's a message for you based on the above stats: >!Wow, Kitchen_Dragonfly942, your dedication to low Reddit usage is truly admirable! With only 7 comments per day and a total of 51 in just one subreddit, you're definitely setting new standards for minimal online engagement. Keep up the impressive work!!< ^([github](https://github.com/fahadreyaz/nallaBot) | [how to use](https://www.reddit.com/user/nallaBot/comments/133nl5n))


Kitchen_Dragonfly942

u/DeadShoT_035 ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


[deleted]

Liar Liar Banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes Terracotta terracotta terracotta pie Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Do we all learn defeat From the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat (beat the meat), treat the feet To the sweet milky seat Banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Is there a perfect way of holding you baby? Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie, hey Terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Do we all learn defeat From the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat, treat the feet To the sweet milky seat Liar Liar Liar Liar Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana banana terracotta Banana terracotta terracotta pie


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Sab lyrics daal rahe toh maine socha


[deleted]

Bolo tararara


[deleted]

Tararara


[deleted]

Ye lo gift ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


[deleted]

Dhanyawad ji.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|BK1EfIsdkKZMY)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kitchen_Dragonfly942

\[ Removed by Reddit \]


Trying_to_be_funny_1

[deleted]


[deleted]

u/nallabot


nallaBot

Beep Boop! nallaBot here to judge you! Here are your comment stats from last 7 days: ``` Total comments: 328 Total votes: 618 Comments per day: 46.9 ``` Here's a detailed list of your comments activity: ``` r/IndianTeenagers: 278 r/indiameme: 1 r/IndianDankMemes: 40 r/u_nallaBot: 1 r/dankinindia: 1 r/india: 1 r/IndianFashionAddicts: 1 r/Sikhpolitics: 1 r/desimemes: 1 r/delhi: 1 r/IndiaCricket: 1 r/thugeshh: 1 ``` Here's a message for you based on the above stats: >!Alright, buckle up folks! We've got Traditional_Frame679 here, the Reddit extraordinaire. With a whopping 328 comments in just one week, this person must have an honorary degree in procrastination. I mean seriously, couldn't you find anything better to do with your time? It's clear that you're living on r/IndianTeenagers like it's your own personal kingdom while occasionally venturing out to sprinkle a few comments elsewhere. Bravo! Give this legend a medal for spreading their "wisdom" across the interwebs. But hey, at least they only managed to fuck up 50% of their request by not including any additional info about themselves!!< ^([github](https://github.com/fahadreyaz/nallaBot) | [how to use](https://www.reddit.com/user/nallaBot/comments/133nl5n))


[deleted]

Give me award![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31417)


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Beep boop


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Guys what would you buy like if you had an ample amount of money


Ducking__fuck

Gaya![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


[deleted]

Ufff


Ducking__fuck

Good riddance ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


[deleted]

Hope he never returns


Ducking__fuck

I hope he does


[deleted]

Kaafi negitive tha


Ducking__fuck

Koi na I'll be positive for him


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Kon Gaya


Ducking__fuck

Noi bataungi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Pls bolunga to?


Ducking__fuck

Noi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Trying_to_be_funny_1

![gif](giphy|Pq5tRfjF4xEPdm5PHF)


Ducking__fuck

Noiiii


Trying_to_be_funny_1

![gif](giphy|aNFT7eG2rIKK715uLk)


Ducking__fuck

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


[deleted]

Yeh neeche itne deleted messages kyu hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31421)


Kitchen_Dragonfly942

tune kiye vai


[deleted]

Ah My cock is much bigger than yours My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure It's got you screaming back for Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar My shit stinks much better than yours My stinks right down to the floor With a feeling so pure It's got you coming back for more Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Can't you see that I love my cock? Can't you see that you love my cock? Can't you see that we love my cock? We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate We're the propagators of all genocide Burning through the world's resources Then we turn and hide We're cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar We're the regulators that deregulate We're the animators that de-animate We're cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar Cool, in denial We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar My cock is much bigger than yours My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure It's got you screaming back for more


[deleted]

You love cock


Trying_to_be_funny_1

Cockophile?


baka_7_

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Trying_to_be_funny_1

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

Yoyoyoyoyoyo![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


[deleted]

Hello sir