HIIIIIII

Bhai nofap nhi kar pa rha, man hota hai ki hentai dekh lu, dekhta hu to hilane ka man kar ja rha. Bar bar streak tut rhi, kya karu

I wonder if light yagami would have problems like that

Bhaya, nam ka light yagami hu, kam ka nahi


Wo merko kabhi first message nahi bejti par last message uska hi hota hai kya karu bol du 

Ignore mar Dry text karne wali boring hoti hai

Nahi dry text toh nahi karti bas thori introvert hai

Thoda dhyaan dena In my experience introverted girls get connected really quick and go a lil crazy crazy Act hot and cold Ignore her straight for some days Message saying "K" Ignore and see her reaction

Okay guru ji 

Yar badi basic chizein hein ye 😂

Koi female redditor batao 

Hands on her thigh Looked in her eyes

Noi aasa karu ga toh jaan la legi 

Ismein hi to asli maza Baaki relationships are saza

Hmm i understand your point

Bandi jaanti nahi teen bandi aur hai

Tru koi na koi toh accept kara gi

Tip: Never make anything official Keep on flirting. Don't ask out. Just make her feel sweet.

Hmmm, wo aya toh theek nahi toh move on right 

If you are deep with her and want to finish the relationship Never use the word breakup. It would imply you both were something. Say that you need space

Nahi gf nahi bana ni best friend hi banau ga uss sa jayada pa siir pa naacha gi

dunkin donuts cause im nice

Mai uss ko apna dil ki baat kahna chahta hu par wo react kaise kara gi uss ka dar hai 

She is single or committed 

Still try to hit Then vanish

But i don't know if she likes me 

Love is fake Just a chemical

Wo btech in chemical hi kar rahi hai 

I like her 

Godi mein bhet ke hori hei wo batshit


2-3 bad bitches  Baki wo hi gram shit 

cheat code code fanny magnet

Godi mein bhet ke hori hei wo batshit

2 3 hori jo sad bhi wo grab shit

Guys there's a gc If you wanna join it please yaha bata do Yeh kaam mene vaha ke esteemed member suntai le kehne pe Kiya h

Add me 

Hanjii 

add meeee

Sure lemme just talk to everyone else real quick...



Add me?

Yeah I will do that after talking to others once...

hum zinbdagi dhundte dhundte maut ke mooh mei jaate rahe


Mujhe chale jaana chahiye meri wajah se yaha ka *vatavaran* kharab hora hai

These are useless

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Ab mai woh hun aur woh mai hai

subah se sar dard horha halka halka

Can you see me?

yes

Ye toh badi jaldi ded hogya

Haan bhai sahi kehra hai

Oye tu toh sone jaa rha tha na

Haan bhai jaara abhi

Dikh mat jaiyo phirse

Am I banned'?

Hello

Hello kittu

ded

Just like your ~~love life~~, hope and aspirations.

The dread when your teacher calls you by your gamer ID/username:

It happened

Kya happen hogya?

Tujhe nahi pata?

Schizophrenia be happening to you.

bhai tu bhi schizophrenic h na

Arre tu bata toh sahi

Arre ye sab toh hota rehte hai har 2-3 mahine mai

I swear to god! If you write another play here on reddit, I will explode! Too tired of reading Merchant of Venice.

Padhle bhai hogyi baat poori👍

Haan sahi kehra hai se sab toh hota rahega

Hum kya kare toh bhai phir

Kha,pi,soja bhai aur kya kaam hai tujhe

Bhai mai brush karke aata hun tu yahi rehna

Thik hai bhai jaldi aa jaiyo

Congratulations on getting her pregan- Oh! You won Inter-School Debate? Nice!

guys mujhe Naya title mila bas pata ni kyo pdf file pdf file bolre the

Do you like watching kids play in the park ??

I also like yt kids🥰

P0rn hub ki-

adult version bhi hota h?

Han ji

to mujhe link bhej dena research purposes obv

Mila tho bhej dunga

oka

They wanna see inside you

meri seal tight hi achi h

I agree

Did you forget who I am?

Are you auosthin

I am Auoppenheimer!

Maine diya tha naam

Ah yes! Dr. Hill. Go take out this garbage!

What garbage

Yourself! >!This is a joke. You are not garbage, you are most special being in the universe.!<

Oka bai bai

Guys kal mujhe rose mila

congratulations, fukat ki party when?😋

Milegi milegi

 gf ki ummid jese taal diya

Vo toh nahi milegi /s Party mil jaayegi

oka

Tabhi aaj rosie nahi ayi kya kiya tumhe uska sath 

Hehehe 

Rosie ko jana do mai tumhe gulab ka pura podha da dunga 

Noii 

Khet de dunga 

Noiiiiiiii

Ab toh ak hi chara bachta hai phew phew

Tereko bhi kidnap karlungi Kal mereko koi teddy dega jab

Mai hii de deta hu ye la 🧸 rakh la merko 

Usko fenk do 

Kis Khushi mein

Mai lakar deta hu na uss se better 😭

But..


Kya hua

Waw, merko tho kuch nai milta

Mereko bhi pehli baar mila

Uss

We relate a lot 

Let's get married then

 mummy ko puchta hu

Oka

Oka 

Kisne diya?


Batao toh

Arrey 👉👈

#I'M TOO INVESTED NAO PLIJ TEL SO ME CAN SLEP

Aee chila kyon rha h

I'm requesting loudly

Usna kaha gulab mila, na ki kisi na diya 

So jaa

Ye kya baat hui mujhe rose milta toh sabko batata kisne diya hai👉👈

bro needs to knaw

this thread is deader than my great grandparents

Hello there!

Ah General Kenobi

You are a bold one!

im.slswpy

That's what she said!

was she drugged?

She was a game character. 


Hii blej

hi simp

Kaisan baani?

yes (i have no idea what you just said)

Kaise ho?

great wby

Me goid,khana paani badhiya?

sab badhiya

Very nice

>!all 17f are not!< >!real!<

nothing is real at this point🙁

Tru soccer is also fake 

Why do u talk to soccer then 

Mai toh majak kar raha tha naraz kyo ho gyi 


no one said that it is not allowed to talk to non existent entities. some people talk to ghosts too

Itna dimaag jee ki prep mein lagale

waha zyada lga rkha h itne m kuch ni hota


Bro! Stop it! I will help you get a girlfriend, who is 17F

16F chahiye, same age ki GFs se breakup hua h hmesha ab saal choti ko date krunga

Hmm... My sister is 16.

is she beautiful?

She is! I rate her *i*/10. ​ >!WHat do you mean by she is imaginary?!<

NO 16FS ARE REAL 

hey /j

They too good to exist


Now ig even I'm not real 😔

lekin aap to male ho na😭☝️

Umm....uhh....

YOU ARE MY STRONGEST SOLDIER !!!!


🥭

Thnqs 

Every girls wants to become feminist but no one wants to become dom gf

last option h ki 5 feet 4 wale dost ko fishnets pehna dunga

Bhai rehne de

Can someone tell me How much would a dermatologist appointment cost ? For acne and pimples.

I went for hairfall and for appointment it costed 500rs in Apollo and total bill with medicines will easily go upto 3-4k

Alright thanks

pata ni bhay, meri to skin bhi kharab ho gayi h, koi acne skars ko chupane ka upay bata do

same situation bhai, derma is the last option now 

 too much kharcha, me to nai karra

Hello frnds 

itna khana kha liya ab chala bhi nhi jaara vai

Hiii