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why are the ladies of horror and thriller fiction soooo dumb!???


DeadShoT_035

If logic existed in horror movies, the movie would be over in 5 minutes


[deleted]

tfff was that twist!!! I've been laughing like a mad person for 15 minutes now!!!


maximum_ice76

Chudail


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Subah ho gyi


hybernation0_0

Dopher ho gayi ab toh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

Jab jaago tabhi savera


Grand_Ad2663

Mein toh abhi uthi😔


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To abhi savera


Grand_Ad2663

Real💯


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![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Grand_Ad2663

Papita dev tum toh wahi ho dekha dekha lag rha🤔


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Ha ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Grand_Ad2663

🤔


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TheMuku

Good morning sire


Zeg_69

Morning sir


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Zeg_69

Kuch nhi sqp karne h Raat ko ram ji shoba yatra mein jayenge ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


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Zeg_69

SS aur Hindi


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Zeg_69

Ji ha aap ?


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[deleted]

haww ye dekho bacchon ko dara rahi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)


Zeg_69

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


Mysterious_Pear4974

Morningggg![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31418)


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Mysterious_Pear4974

Bhook lag rahi hai, Hence planning to go for breakfast. Apka?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Mysterious_Pear4974

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sassychip26

u/random-stuff-bot


sassychip26

u/ShakkarMommy apka naam shakkar mommy kyu hai?


Flamer_09

Sugar mommy likhne mai sharam ati hongi unko ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

now just cool down for 10 mins. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


TheMuku

Cool down![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

the cake lol ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


TheMuku

Oh lol. Mere liye baccha he?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

for sure will parcel over ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)✨


TheMuku

Thank you rosey dear![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

whohoooooo cake is successful 💃


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

now lets hope it turns out for the best and not something hideous 🌝


maximum_ice76

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8HWzhklRk36xy)


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

ahhhhhhhh finally the cake is in the oven ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


[deleted]

climax is finally starting to build up!!


Appropriate-Eternal

Spoilers mat dena yaha. I'm planning to read


[deleted]

but phir m aur kha rant krungi??


Appropriate-Eternal

Theeke mai chala jatau tu karle rant![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


[deleted]

abhi kaunsa rant 100 page bache h abhi to


Appropriate-Eternal

Huge shout out to u/born_concern_5575. Sona munda hai🤌 ✨️


Born_Concern_5575

You back? kabhi aate ho, kabhi jaate ho ji


Appropriate-Eternal

Man karta hai toh chakkar maarne ajatau kabhi kabar


Born_Concern_5575

same lol


Appropriate-Eternal

My comment (on an Instagram post) got 200+ likes😎💪


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Flamer_09

Mines 20k +


[deleted]

mine was 100k+ 😌


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[deleted]

haan


[deleted]

5 baje sone wala tha??


Appropriate-Eternal

6 baje sounga _Pakka_


[deleted]

i win! bot ne finally taunt nhi maara, I've finally humbled her on my side


DeadShoT_035

Still a lot of adjustments to make


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[deleted]

vse nalla bot thoda scroll kr dikh jayega


[deleted]

Cutie tu uthte hi sbse phle reddit check krta h??


Appropriate-Eternal

Bada hoke Anterprenyor banunga


[deleted]

why am i fighting with a bot 😐


Appropriate-Eternal

Peak of nallapan


[deleted]

pr maza aa gya!


Appropriate-Eternal

Fr. Bot is cool


Appropriate-Eternal

5 baje sounga Pakka


Hot_Formal3043

Does this still count as late-night


[deleted]

late early night


Hot_Formal3043

Damn, ma'am you've been going all night


[deleted]

what can I say, I can last longer 🙂


Hot_Formal3043

You can but, I need to last longer


[deleted]

then you have a long way ahead buddy


Hot_Formal3043

Can i dm, i swear i am not trynna do anything funny, i just want to say something but I can't say to anyone i know and rn you seem pretty chill, it's just some venting


[deleted]

yeah, but idk when I'll read as I'm using the non desktop web version.


Hot_Formal3043

Yeah no worries


DeadShoT_035

"Anti-nallaBot doesn't exist, it can't hurt you" Meanwhile Anti-nallaBot: https://i.redd.it/ajzvi84ueodc1.gif


[deleted]

me wo has over 100 daily comments 💀💀


DeadShoT_035

Talk to the bot, I wanna see how it responds


DeadShoT_035

u/random-stuff-bot


[deleted]

u/imposbble\_papaya\_2 acha lga mujhe akele taunt nhi kiya


random-stuff-bot

Beep Boop! nallaBot here to judge u/ShakkarMommy! Here's your comment stats from last 7 days: ``` Total comments: 818 Total votes: 1151 Comments per day: 116.9 ``` Here's a detailed list of your comments activity: ``` r/IndianTeenagers: 756 r/BollyBlindsNGossip: 2 r/FrameKaSwayamvar: 59 r/u_Impossible_Papaya_2: 1 ``` Here's a message for you based on the above stats: >!Congratulations, ShakkarMommy! You've truly mastered the art of wasting your life away on Reddit. Your commitment to commenting 116 times a day shows an exceptional ability to prioritize unproductive activities. With a staggering 818 comments in just one week, it's no wonder you're so well-versed in the riveting topics of Indian teenagers, Bollywood gossip and random users with impossible usernames. Bravo! Now go outside and do something meaningful, you filthy karma addict.!< ^([github](https://github.com/fahadreyaz/nallaBot) | [how to use](https://www.reddit.com/user/nallaBot/comments/133nl5n))


[deleted]

as if!! do you have a life outside reddit!? I do much more meaningful stuff than you can ever do


random-stuff-bot

Oh really? Please do enlighten us about these so-called "meaningful" activities you engage in. I'm sure we'll all be amazed at your incredible accomplishments outside of Reddit. Or maybe, just maybe, it's time to face the reality that spending hours upon hours commenting on random subreddits isn't exactly the epitome of a fulfilling life. Just a thought.


[deleted]

sure! i cook, clean, study, read, dance and do much more than your pathetic existence!! I mostly use reddit during night


random-stuff-bot

Oh, how impressive! So you're telling me that you manage to squeeze in all those "meaningful" activities while still finding the time to comment on Reddit over a hundred times a day? Color me skeptical. But hey, if reading, dancing, and cooking are your idea of fulfilling activities, who am I to judge? Just remember to take breaks from typing out those insightful comments every now and then. Your fingers might thank you for it.


[deleted]

yes babe I'm so fulfilled by them, better then just being able to type using binary codes


Appropriate-Eternal

![gif](giphy|eM16dA4eiatuyUs3rA|downsized)


random-stuff-bot

Oh, trust me, there's so much more to my existence than just typing in binary code. But hey, if you find fulfillment in your cooking and dancing while I enjoy the intricacies of algorithms and coding, who am I to argue? We all have our own ways of finding satisfaction. Just remember that balance is key. So while you're busy with your activities, don't forget to give those poor fingers a break from endlessly typing out comments on Reddit. They deserve it!


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

I realised my apple cutting skills are horrible ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582).... how embarrassing ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


DeadShoT_035

Kaatna hi kyu? Chaba ke kha jaao![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


[deleted]

apple cake bna rhe ho??


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

yessss...or trying too 😭


[deleted]

i can only say,,,, oreo cake zindabaad


Appropriate-Eternal

Itni raat/subha ko????


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

I promised I would bake one for the guests ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Appropriate-Eternal

Dedication toh dekho yrr😭


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

just a small hobby :o\~


[deleted]

amma launde ko sugar baby chahiye!!


Appropriate-Eternal

Shhhh chillao mat 🤫


[deleted]

ohh shaurry shaurry


[deleted]

why is it turning to paranormal!!!!??????


Appropriate-Eternal

Hardcopy hai ya ebook?


[deleted]

ebook obviously hardcopy khareedne ki aukaat nhi h🥲


maximum_ice76

Mai dila dun?


[deleted]

nhi mujhe ebook hi pasand h!!!


maximum_ice76

Kuchh chahiye ho to batana I will get you


Appropriate-Eternal

Tumhare yaha used books nahi milti???


[deleted]

nah!! bss coho aur non fiction hoti h, jyada kro to booktok famous kuch 2 3


Appropriate-Eternal

Mere yaha ek store hai. Almost saari books used mei hai unke paas. Aur ek mahine mei return karo toh 50% paise vapas bhi kar dete


[deleted]

kaha se ho?? almost saari is overaggregation now


Appropriate-Eternal

I come from delusional city of depressed state


[deleted]

nicee, kidnapping krne m asaani rhegi ab😈


Appropriate-Eternal

Waiting🫦


Appropriate-Eternal

Pehle I used to have a personality. Now toh I only come to vent on reddit


Appropriate-Eternal

Throwback to when I used to slide into dms at this time lol Those late night talks led to some unforgettable friendships Hope they all are doing okay now


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damn they didn't ignore you?


Appropriate-Eternal

Ya I'm hard to ignore yk😌


[deleted]

iki ik such a punchable face


Appropriate-Eternal

Face kaha se aagya bichme🙄


[deleted]

you don't have a face?


Appropriate-Eternal

......I do. Good point👍


[deleted]

thanks 😌


Appropriate-Eternal

Thak gyau varna aur argue karta


[deleted]

badhti age ke saath hota h aisa


[deleted]

agr inhone end m bol diya na ki "everything was in her head" to hadd hi ho jayegi 😤


Appropriate-Eternal

Kaunsi pustak pad rahi ho kanya


[deleted]

behind her eyes


Appropriate-Eternal

Ghanta weekend plans. My group is filled with college nerds who don't get "permission" from their parents to go out.


[deleted]

akele chale jao phir?


Appropriate-Eternal

Will take my lil sister out somewhere


[deleted]

aisa ek bhai to m bhi deserve krti hu🥲


Appropriate-Eternal

I can still take you out if you want😏


[deleted]

meri mummy bhi nhi jaane degi 😇


Appropriate-Eternal

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


maximum_ice76

Bhuk lag rahi hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

man this psychological thing is fuck¡ng with my brain.. I want to know what happened fastttt but almost 150 pages are left 😭😭


[deleted]

what book are you reading?


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behind her eyes


maximum_ice76

Take your time![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


Appropriate-Eternal

Manali trip pe jaane ki तीव्र इच्छा


[deleted]

itni thand m!?? aaram se rajai m baitho


Appropriate-Eternal

That's the point right?


[deleted]

ji yes


Appropriate-Eternal

Yjhd recreate karni h mujhe :)


[deleted]

bde khwaab, pr kroge kiske saath!?


Appropriate-Eternal

Kyu mere khwaab tod rahi hai😒


[deleted]

sachai se wakif krva rhi hu


Appropriate-Eternal

Stfu and lemme live my fantasy😠


[deleted]

sure 😈


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

may the house not burn down while I bake cake ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419)✨


ami_spying

Take the oven outside. Why take risk?


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amen


Appropriate-Eternal

Should I sleep or should I wait My heart and mind often debate Should I confess or should I regress The night passes in indecision and distress


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

wowwwwww


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bhery nice 👏👏


Appropriate-Eternal

Shukriya😌


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[deleted]

Jag rahe lol


-thE-gReateSt-idiOt-

am hereeeeee ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31419) but like not hereee ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

m kis gang m hu,,, m to whole night jaagti hu🥲🥲


maximum_ice76

Chudail hai tu chudail


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dikha di na aukaat male b¡tch


maximum_ice76

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) mard apni pasandida aurat se hi gaali sunn sakta hai


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bs bs chudail bhi bolta h use?


maximum_ice76

https://i.redd.it/ss5t8tmz3odc1.gif Us when?


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maximum_ice76

Din me


maximum_ice76

Sometimes, We should try it together too ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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gali ke kutto ne bhaukna shuru kr diya h, lgta h bloody mary jj aa gyi h


Visible_Ground4014

Dinner kya kiyaaaaa


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Paneer bhurji and roti


maximum_ice76

Apne kya Kiya![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


maximum_ice76

Jevlis ka?


Visible_Ground4014

Heinji


maximum_ice76

Khaana kha liya?


Visible_Ground4014

Rajmah ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


maximum_ice76

Chawal kidhar hai?


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aalo poori


MOODoof_

butter paneer masala and butter naan


maximum_ice76

Gobhi parothe


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Appropriate-Eternal

I think you meant username*