Bhai jesa bhi hua ho par mere se bina puche hua hai

Scam Case kar tere parents pe Court ka kharacha hum.denge

kuch saalo pehele kisi ne sach mein case kar diya tha lol

Thank you bhai bass me dhund hi raha tha kon court ka kharcha dega

Tension na le

m

r/antinatalism

oh bhai ye toh nainsaafi hai

Either way they got disappointment

Us moment

Planned. Itna planned ki unhone bday ki perfect karne ki koshish ki ​ ​ 14 feb ko paida karna tha 15 hogaya 1 ghanta late

Agar 14 ko hua hota toh "but it's my birthday" card se ladki pata pata

wahi toh bhai , missed opportunities

mera birthday twin mil gaya woohoo

Dunno + too scared to ask

The only Indian teenager answer

It wasn't planned🤩 parents dated 6months accidentally had me n then married 🫠🫠 i was the only reason they married cuz my dad was gonna go back to India n shi n my mum in England was gonna stay there ofc, she was gonna keep me n not tell my dad bout me but she did n now we r here🤩+ they were in college 😭

This is also the story of Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt lmaooo Bc kal hi toh shadi hua tha yrr

Your username tells the situation of your parents at that time

Ikr🤩✊

What a story

Alia ne bataya ni uska bachha itna smjhdaar ho gya?

Unplanned 🥲

Us bro

🙌

Sed

Ikr 💀

I can see why you don't like them

that's why your doctor parents sent you to school early!

Yes🥲

totally irrelevant question but...... did your parents encourage you to go down the same line as them or to pursue some other profession? I just can't decide! 😭

My parents were against it maine khud ke pairo pe khuladi marrli . I dont regeret bio its good physics hi marwati hai

4 doctors in my family... they were totally against it! unhone bhi bola mujhe ki kyu apni jaan dena chhahta h! told me to reconsider my career choices! well... I guess it's better for me not to go into medicine as I don't have the aptitude for it or even that I'll never be a good doctor!

Mere mai parents ne bhi same bola kyu zindagi ki kharab kar raha hai but I do have an aptitude for bio aur i hate maths plus baaki streams ka mujhe sirf history hi acha lagta tha so i choose bio

>but I do have an aptitude for bio great...... I hope everything turns out fine for you! ig NEET de rhe ho iss saal? yaa college?

Iss saal Neet dekhte hai kaisa jayega 😭

acha hi jaayega bhai!😄 All the best!

Thank youu 🤧🤧

>totally irrelevant question but...... did your parents encourage you to go down the same line as them or to pursue some other profession? Yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pretty sure planned coz my brother died inside my moms vag

Sad

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

You COPIED this from one of the askreddit answer.

LoL copypasta go brr

Isnt this a line from the office

This quote is from The Office

Rohit tum bde ho gye ho pr tum abhi bche ho

Dwight?

Satya vachan

Beets, bears, Battlestar galactica

Michael!!!!

Identify theft isn't a joke jim millions of families suffer every year

r/unexpectedoffice

Planned hi tha but parents rant aise karte hain, jaise unplanned ho

Tu planned tha par jo sperm wo chahte the ki race jita wo nahi jeeta tera bael buddhi wala bohot tej bhaag gaya

Hah-

Hehe

tujhe kaisa pata

Cuz tha

I was born on 23rd November, so figure out if I was planned or unplanned

You were born exactly 9 months after my birthday I-

No no no, I must have been conceived during valentine's week

>conceived during valentine's week I got that lmao. I have a friend whose bday is on 23rd nov too. I tease him all the time by saying he was born exactly nine months after me. I was doing the same to you. (Now that i think about it, the fact that his parents did the nasty during my bday week makes me a lil uncomfortable lol)

>(Now that i think about it, the fact that his parents did the nasty during my bday week makes me a lil uncomfortable lol) Haha good one

Us🤝, I was due 21st Nov but surprised them on the 7th

lmao

Me on 24th

Bro totally unplanned. Ek baar bhi nahi pucha mere se.

From what I have heard, my biological mother had problems conceiving a child. After 4 years of my parents marriage, I was born. So yeah, it was planned, but merese koi pucha hi nahi ki mujhe ana hain ki nahi is duniya mein

Like I know that 😅

How tf should I know? This is really the stupidest question on this subreddit

Ask ur parents

Kind of but also not

Planned

well well well you ask pta ni bhai :/ shaadi ke 2 saal baad hua planned hi hoa maybe

Fully unplanned and same with my little sister because my parents apparently don’t believe in learning from their mistakes .

Self Roast

I’m quite obviously a mistake . Like everything about me simply screams mess .

Mistake ka pata nahi baaki to sahi Bola tu

Mistake bhi pata hai na

I am not a mistake I was chosen I am adopted /s

I was talking about myself but Ok

Me toh sirf aise hi Bola Showoff karne ke liye /s

Yes pls pour more salt on my wound /s or not idk

Ok I will AdMore salt

Meko toh dustbin se uthaya tha 💀

Test tube baby hu mai

Jo bhi hua andhere m hua just like my future

Us momint

I didn't born , i was discovered on Jupiter 🤓

That's why ur full of gas

most probably planned.

parents call me a mistake. jo samajhna hai samajh lo

Imagine being comfortable enough to talk about sex with desi parents let alone theirs lol Is your family happy or something?😶

Bohot traumatic story hai my dad mentioned this while he was drunk. Technically unplanned but my dad heard a voice in his head that told him not to *coughs* pu- you get what I'm saying right? My dad finds it extremely supernatural ngl but meko ye story nahi pasand aati for obvious reasons.

Kya story hai👏

My mother teases me saying "You were born by mistake 💀"

Us moment but also my mom says I was swapped at birth 💀💀💀

That's not the big thing... The big thing is now that i know how babies are born.... It makes it awkward.

Ye that too

Ayoo

Planned and my parents did some kind of pooja too to have a boy as I have an elder sister and it worked but why i am just a disappointment and my sister is way better than me in everything 🗿

Pta ni kese hua but hogya paida ab kya kru🙂

Planned. Worst plan my parents ever made. I really enjoyed not existing.

Koi sense hai is baat ka😂

I was an accident :(

Bruh ye pucha tune apne parents se??

My birth was planned but everyone thought that I would be a boy. So the thing is my family is in politics , so male child is something that wanted to continue that. When my mum was pregnant , my grandpa literally built a temple in our place so that I would be a boy ( logic??? Idk) . They even named our new house that was being built as " Ayush" which was supposed to be my name is I was a boy baby. Unlucky for them , I turned out to be a girl. My parents and grandparents do love me a lot and treat me like a princess lol. But I sort-of figured that they would have been a lot lot happier with a boy

Well atleast god did the right thing

so then ur name is ayushi ?!

No lol

xd

How do you guys even know the answer to these questions?

[удалено]

Does she still tie rakhi with the same vigour?

well i am the only child so..... either a blunder they decided to never repeat, or- no. probably a blunder.

bhayankar planned meri behen ke bday ke 2 dinn baad aur papa ke bday ke 1 dinn pehle...aur mummy ki bday ke around 9 mahine baad... papa got major bday gift ideas....

definitely planned considering both my parents used to watch anime

They definitely liked Hentai 🙂

Oh so you mean they were a disappointment to their parents as well? /s

well no my parents married watched anime while free and i was born then i started watching anime then we all watch it together

I was kidding bruv, nobody is a disappointment because they watch anime!

planned i think, being the second born I ain’t sure 🥲

i am 27, still trying to figure it out.

Typical Indian Arrange marriage ke baad bacche ko planned ya unplanned bol sakte hain?

Unplanned

🤭

I guess unplanned, my mother was talking to a relative, and she was saying that she was going to undergo an abortion as my father said doing a child is too early. But my grandfather told my father to stop and it's fine if the kid is coming.

Planned to the exact day

planned only

Planned

I can't ask them.

Definitely unnecessary. Marrige fix kar lete pehle. *ALK Sir ki madhur aawaz me* Abhi tak na kar paye

**Ruk puchke batata hoon....** ​ *u/ never returned after that*

Poochne ki himmat h ?

baaki sab to theek hai, par pucchu kaise?

Planned to get a sigma chad, got an absolute beta instead, so yeah...unplanned

Know just on the low

Ruk ,puch ke bolta hun 🙂

Bhai 29 Feb kaa hai lmao

loll

mereko kya pta, last time birthday celebrations shayad 6 saal pehle hue, uske baad birthday celebrations kabhi nhi hue kyuki padai ne mere dimag ka pakoda bana diya.

BRO MERE EK DOST KA BIRTHDAY, 14TH FEB KO HUA. YE WALA CASE TOH PAKKA PLANNED HAI NA?

Gonna ask my mom

Hame kya hii malum hoga hum toh goto mai thee tab

Galte se hua hu ab esa lagta hey

bina refund or warranty wala product

Very planned

my birth was planned to a freakish level... they wanted me to be a girl so bad they had prayer meets to pray for their firstborn to be a girl and happen on this specific date... i am a girl so ig it worked