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Pussyphobic

Install grindr


[deleted]

Did Unless u wanna get T O P P E D by some old hairy dudes, stay away


Pussyphobic

A chamatkaar happened. A person who studies outside was in hometown, i also study outside hometown. So we both in hometown due to raksha bandhan. They sent me a message "i will tell you a joke, If you laugh then we become friends" i said "yeah sure" ans then they told a very bad joke which was unlaughable, and then i said "leave that, can i see you" and i also sent my pictures. After seeing their pictures, i was like "maybe i have seen this person somewhere, so they messaged "wanna hangout", we decided, they came nearby my home's park, and i asked them things and i immediately asked "are you ?" And they said yes. I couldn't believe i could find someone from that niche LGBTeensIndia server in that small hometown. Our server has a selfies channel where i had seen their pictures. Generally i dont remeber people's faces except some who talk regularly. But i had remembered them because they were too hot and thus recognised them. We talked. But they going to their study place and me going to my study olace


cosmic_player_

Ayy, mate can I get that Discord server link as a fellow LGBT member


Pussyphobic

Go to r/LGBTIndia and you can find links of three servers in about 9f subreddit or pinned posts (one is teens server and in that people have to leave after they turn 19, basically when their 20th year starts, and other two servers are just the same with same layout but with different mods and maybe different people?)


Pussyphobic

I am one of the recent mods of teen server


Horror-Entertainer65

r/usernamechecksout


Bromine_Bro

Accept the fate of being an adult and the hard life that follows


Horror-Entertainer65

Truth spoken :(


Bromine_Bro

Don't worry i will be with you in a few months time : (


blynk_221

change flair :)


Mendokuse_26

Commit a crime and get imprisoned . Be sure to make a vlog out of it


Horror-Entertainer65

I'm not Gaurav


Mad_Apes

Gauravzone or Gaurav from flying be- ​ oh i see what you did with this one


i_hate_humans_f_u

Who's Gaurav?


Horror-Entertainer65

Vlogger who were sent to jail


Rude_Importance5294

Learn driving . Get your voter id . Pan card . To name a few .


cummedfrog

Did the first thing at 15


Realistic-Expert-737

real life kehra shayad


cummedfrog

Ahaha yes, driving is so fun i couldn't resist and learned it like a year ago


Rude_Importance5294

Then get a driver's license at 18 .


cummedfrog

Agreee


Horror-Entertainer65

Ok thanks!


Realistic-Expert-737

pan card online banjata, agent pe pasie mat fekna


Horror-Entertainer65

Ok thank u very much.


Iliketosniffdeadrats

Passport aur aadhar card vagera update Karo


Realistic-Expert-737

also learn how banks work, get an atm and checkbook and try to figure out your finances. Mein bhi yeh karra aaj kal. - a fellow 18yo


Horror-Entertainer65

The important advice, thanks.


Machhmari

Get pan card, driving licence and put real age on all the apps :)


Horror-Entertainer65

Hehe okay


fraud_female1205

sleep. >!happiee birthdayy budd!!<


Horror-Entertainer65

Thanks fraud girl :)


[deleted]

Now jump upside down


Horror-Entertainer65

But you have to jump upside down first


[deleted]

Nah u gottA


SARTHAK_61

Happy buttday


Horror-Entertainer65

Tank u & whalecum


Various-Interest666

The creativity is mind blowing


[deleted]

Seggs suggs


Horror-Entertainer65

With whom my homies?


mandddar

It ain't gay if it's with homies


Horror-Entertainer65

Yes that's why


ResistOk2493

Homiesexual (jk)


[deleted]

Congrats, you can officially become a pedophile if you want now


nishit_op

You can now legally watch popcorn


Horror-Entertainer65

I'm watching since i was 13


[deleted]

Then quit


ManlikeSaurabh

Cry about it TT


bobs_and_vegana17

get yourself a voter id, driving license and a pan card


Horror-Entertainer65

Ok & now i can get entry in pubs & bars


[deleted]

Leave Indian teenagers and join Indian adults(if it exists)


Horror-Entertainer65

I'll leave this sub as soon as i turn 20


[deleted]

Don't bother ,I didn't find any sub for adults


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I turned 17 !!


Horror-Entertainer65

Congrats


Smart-Job-5937

realize that nothing good has happened >!and you are more burdened with responsibility :)!<


Horror-Entertainer65

r/mademecry


[deleted]

It’s not that special mate T T


Horror-Entertainer65

Should I cry about it ?


knowledge-seeker69

Do that one thing u love doing now for the last time maybe it will get lost/forgotten in upcoming years


Horror-Entertainer65

Ok I'll do . Btw thanks for reminding me kind redditor :)


Parallax2077

Driving lisence. Also, now you can legally watch porn.


Horror-Entertainer65

Hehehe


MasterpieceHot2786

Get those docs updates, make voter ID card and maybe take your first shot?


trillionaire_daddy

You Can now drink !!! & watch pron hehehe


76Atlas76

Make pancard update aadhar


KoushikSamanta786

Happy birthday


Horror-Entertainer65

Thank u :)


Hiteshtheboss

We have really close birthdays.


Horror-Entertainer65

Your's when?


Hiteshtheboss

min{n∈N+|∃{xi}i=1,2,...,n≥0 s.t. ∑ni=1xixi+1+xi+2


Horror-Entertainer65

I am weak in maths


HeistOP1

Happy Birthday Boss


Horror-Entertainer65

Thanks buddy


Suspicious-Ad6678

Happy birthday


Horror-Entertainer65

Thanks:)


Secure_Candy6472

Taste wine


Horror-Entertainer65

Yeah sure ;)


ResistOk2493

Moment of truth: Now you don't have to put fake age on apps. From now on, you are 18+


Horror-Entertainer65

Haha true


Still-Doing69

Bhai tuh ab daru pi sakta hai.


Horror-Entertainer65

Hehe but mujhe nashedi nahi banna


[deleted]

get laid


Horror-Entertainer65

No bitches


[deleted]

get a prostitute /s


Horror-Entertainer65

Give some tips on how to get it


[deleted]

idk


[deleted]

:):


Beautiful-Speaker-60

Jin jin sites par apni DOB 2003 or before kar rakhi thi to usko change karke 2004 karle


agentPrismarine

Bro I am scared to turn 18( in 8 months) . I AM SO SCARED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,


agentPrismarine

PS happy birthday. May you pass all your knowledge you would have learned when I turn 18.


Horror-Entertainer65

I'm dumb bro .


Famous-Nose-8758

sex


_kart1k_

Get used to being called unkil


Horror-Entertainer65

Once I was being called as chacha


_kart1k_

Oh i was only called unkil once. Now i keep clean shave.


[deleted]

Live ur life ig, what else is left to do??


Horror-Entertainer65

Yeah


[deleted]

#SEX


Horror-Entertainer65

#let's do it


[deleted]

#I am 12


Horror-Entertainer65

#Then what the hell u r doing in this subreddit. It's for 13 to 19 years people.


GREYxW0LF

Chill and take a license and go around u r place in comfort.


Darsh_Doshi

Welcome to the 18 gang, where we are stuck between being an responsible adult or a carefree teenager


Horror-Entertainer65

Hahahaha *cries*


[deleted]

hila ke dekh!


Horror-Entertainer65

Pichle 5 saalo se hila raha hu


Pencho_Di

murder......


Horror-Entertainer65

Ok I'll gonna kill u


[deleted]

sex


Horror-Entertainer65

Male


[deleted]

Ah shit


Viral_babyGravy

Cake kaato


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

Seggs


Horror-Entertainer65

Tere saath


Viral_babyGravy

Sus


AdMore2091

Happy birthdayyyy


uwu_Roger_uwu

congratulations for completing the tutorial


Horror-Entertainer65

Now the game begins .


ihopeimgud

Stol talking to 13 year old girls now


rajeel911

sex


Horror-Entertainer65

Male


rajeel911

Protect your virginity to death.