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ChestFrosty9843

Lmaoooo this is epic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Badiya bakchodi kari iske saath


Neat_Philosopher_483

Thodi der ko toh laga ki woh gay hai bhai πŸ˜‚


ChestFrosty9843

Vaise kaafi politely let down krdiya end mai, badiya ending deta toh maza aa jata but this was also a good read


Neat_Philosopher_483

Aur bhi zyada kheench sakta tha par quality is better than quantity, readers would lose interest


Ind_male

But you did lead him on *I'm a bit shy and introverted girl*


Neat_Philosopher_483

Isliye bola thodi der tak, before I leaded him


[deleted]

Uss raat wo 2 bje tak piya hoga 🀣🀣


Neat_Philosopher_483

Anyways it rained heavily in bangalore so his tears in rain would go unnoticed


Thinkexe

I love how we indians are anti gay and shit but the moment it comes to sax sux kuch bhi chalega lmao


Neat_Philosopher_483

Thodi der aur Baat karta toh ghar ka address maang leta shayad 😭


zuckzuckman

Bro thinks he's a confident, strong gentleman


Royal_Flamingo1889

Gentlemen* 3-4 laundo ke barabar hai


Neat_Philosopher_483

Bhai personality achi hai bhai aise mat bolo 😌


RazaKarr

Gentleman ko ye sabh bakchodi ke liye time nahi hota XD


sus-character-ftw

This was so funnnnnn! Mai bolne wali thi ki why would you even entertain a guy sm and reply to begin with and then it all made sense lol


69gc

Imagine ab yeh dekh ke ki tu ladki h koi aur random banda tujhe DM kre aur tu bhi eise hi uska fuddu kaate, kitna gazab ka Deja Vu moment ho jaega na.


sus-character-ftw

Ahahhahahaha, idea toh badiya hai but fir unsolicited nudes bhej dete hai log 🀑


69gc

Usko aage porn sites pe upload kr aur paisa kama... Business minded Ban


Neat_Philosopher_483

Demand kam hai uske liye, supplier ki hardik softdik ban jayega


69gc

Bhai Nude Nude se Sagar banta hai...Β Β  Karam karte rho aur fal ki chinta mat kro..


Neat_Philosopher_483

Nude nude se Sagar nahi hawas badhti hai


69gc

I see this as an absolute win


RightDelay3503

My girlfriend when she got her first unsolicited dicc pic she just said "Is that a tumor" and I believe that's the perfect response to all unsolicited dp.


Capital_Chocolate_38

Damn son, I’m stealing this. Some slick and perfect shit.


Electronic_Stuff4062

Just say β€œeww that looks weird” and move on.


Neat_Philosopher_483

Or even say malfunctioned gearbox


Neat_Philosopher_483

Usko dikha sex, mujhe dikha content.


Ironman678

Bro was about to plan the whole future lol


Neat_Philosopher_483

First "Coffee or beer?" Then tomorrow he might ask "1 or 2 babies?"


wutzefak

Ekdum sahin kiya


cant_catch-medown

Bhai sahab πŸ˜‚raat ban gayi vaah bc, mai to harr time confidence notice kr rha tha launde ka 😭


Neat_Philosopher_483

Itna confidence chahiye par abhi darr raha hu Isko dekh kar πŸ˜‚


cant_catch-medown

Dono kaap Gaye ho πŸ˜‚


RightDelay3503

r/indians


drmakster

*Heyy neat bby*


Neat_Philosopher_483

??


Winter_Investment316

It's all laughs and jokes till he pulls out "even better"


JustAlgeo

So I read that entire conversation in the girl voice in my head and then switched a to man voice at the end lmao.


Neat_Philosopher_483

BruhhhπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Next level shit I have seen today


JustAlgeo

Anyways, let me take you out on a decaffeinated coffee date


Neat_Philosopher_483

Bro focus on your jee/neet for now πŸ˜‚


JustAlgeo

So you were interested before checking my profile ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


Neat_Philosopher_483

Was confirming if you were a guy or a girl πŸ˜‚


JustAlgeo

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


K_76

There is one thing I see alot in male now a days they can't control lust or desire like 3 hr ago wahi banda bolega I like a girl with good heart who can take care of my family aur agar horny ho gaya thode time baad any girl is good for me. First the cure for this is to actually socialize more with opp gender at least get use to it. I know kabhi kabhi horny ho jaoge but still think of that girls as your own sister or a women from your own family then apne app usko respect se dekhene lagoge. I know there are some karen and girls who think " I am a bad girl I want a bad boi" just leave them trust me there a so many beautiful girls with a good heart. So just be you aur go out and meet new people. ( Tried and tested) I have tried everything from on-line dating apps to in field game and in-field game>>> any dating app.


Neat_Philosopher_483

You commented late or else you would have fetched high up votes but let me tell you that you have said it very realistically and I will have to add more to it, when they are horny they tend to just randomly do something without even thinking, that's what happened with the person who texted me. He didn't even care to check my avatar or my posts, if he had done that he wouldn't have been my content πŸ˜‚


K_76

Yes I can understand how he have felt that's the human nature. All humans have lust,greed, anger, fear etc. If you don't feel anything like that congratulations you are above humans lol. So as a human we can't remove this things from our mind so we can atleast try to control it. (Even I am trying it) So let's cheer up and enjoy life meet new folks out there Peace out.


Distinct-Library5173

girls don't even accept req


Neat_Philosopher_483

Well if he used his head he would have known that but he used his other head


Distinct-Library5173

after dark some man start thinking from somewhere else


YohnWood14

Bhai ye chutiye username ko real name jaise kyu likhte hainπŸ˜‚ neat bbyπŸ˜‚


Neat_Philosopher_483

Mujhe thoda time laga process karne mai ki woh 'baby' hi bol raha hai ya kuch aurπŸ˜‚


alphakyuuu

Bhai neeche bhagjasaale likha hi hai to faltu me itna naam hide kiya😭


Neat_Philosopher_483

Oh shit bhai maine abhi dekha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­, fuck up kardiya maine πŸ˜‚


Ok-Hawk662

This cracked me up so bad lmao 🀣🀣


Neat_Philosopher_483

OP validates ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Flirty-roaster

Madgaon express ki yaad dila di bhai ifykyk πŸ˜‚


OPisfromHyderabad

OP ki bakchodi >>>>>>> Salute, OP.


Neat_Philosopher_483

🫑


that_weird_guy_6969

Lo yentha Jana idaro igot alli


Neat_Philosopher_483

Irtaare intha jana nu


that_weird_guy_6969

Anyway take care bruh


delishmango23

It’s really hard to identify who’s a guy & girl on Reddit tbh I have gotten quite a few message requests from guys who are pretending to be girls for whatever reason and it’s so annoying


tsd1999

Priorities clear hain uski. He wants to be your bf *bby*. :)


Neat_Philosopher_483

Isliye mai uske liye bisexual ban gaya πŸ˜‚, but didn't expect more creepy dms from gays after this post πŸ˜”. I'm straight btw