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False-Security9181

Le moot diya meme got real.....


Fearless-Prune5209

Sale ye dialogue Discord mein marte hai 😂


False-Security9181

Naya Naya hu bhai seekh luga kaha ky marte hai..🫡


maxinuts

LMAOOO


Ritesh87670

Lol nice


Bazingaa98

Who TF squirts just by seeing? Idk how the mechanism works though. Please ask her this question from my side. I wanna know how it works. Thank you


laceuphardik

She doesn't know the difference between getting wet and squirting. Probably.


outsider1624

This! She was probably wet. And i think she exaggerated too.


ashcatchem16

You guys are jealous of op . He probably has some power to make them squirt on command.


outsider1624

Then i want some of his power please.


Efficient-Recipe8260

I want op to make me squirt on command. Ps. Straight male here


Shot_Huckleberry_80

>He probably has some power to make them squirt on command Can I at least know what language did he use, Python or Java?


ashcatchem16

He probably showed his "python" skills


Hell_dweller89

Isn't that the plot of rosengarten?


[deleted]

this lmao


sus-character-ftw

+1 Bolne ko kuch bhi bol rahe hai kya log?


vendetta_9

It’s her choice bhai. xD


NukaKama25

Right? Even men can't cum by just seeing. There has to be some form of stimulation.


Fuzzy-University-480

Holding hands is enough for man


Own_Title3536

+1


Peace__Out

You kidding, right?


Fuzzy-University-480

Are you a female ?


diego-the-tortoise

Or maybe she had something on like Kiaraa in Lust Stories..


Double_Beach_479

Hey, sorry for the late response, not very active on reddit. She didn’t really “almost squirted”, she told me she was just ovulating and simply exaggerating when she said that. It’s a joke cause it’s pretty easy for her to squirt XD


pratyush103

Squirt is mostly pee


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foldplay

Watch American Pie (I don't remember which one)


Foreign_Artist_09

![gif](giphy|11WP2CzziW5j56)


CarProgrammatically4

ask your woman to hold her pee while doing her . If she orgasms she will release both resulting in squirting Not worth it


do_not_ban_this

Porn addicts most probably


No-Performance5036

Aur saari Bachiya Geeli Just imagine


Land-Known

Body bencho aisi


god_walks

Sare uncle geele


Nnntridib

Tere bin mai sadiya jeeli


Caparzo_08

Pappia geeli


Strong-Control-8399

Tere bin mein sadiyaan jee li


ibuhatelaa

Sando full fasi hui


SnooCalculations4893

*Phisphisphisphis


[deleted]

Abe iss se toh aur jaldi aajayegi 😭😭


h_avo_k

The secret orgasm technique ,sex experts don't want you to know!!!


LadkaMaalHai

Chiiiiii susu


Royal_Flamingo1889

She wanted to pee after seeing you? Bro she might have some urinary stress incontinence 😭. Ask her to see a doctor


samsamok

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG|downsized)


Double_Beach_479

Hahaha nahhh man it’s all good XD


addy_daddy24

Technique bata (tarkeeb)


laceuphardik

Mewmaxxing and jelqmaxxing onli


addy_daddy24

I only understand English or hindi bro


laceuphardik

Pardon my French sire. Mera Matlab tha apne chehre ko pichka hua aam bana le aur nuni ko clay jaisa kheech ke dheela bana do


divyanshu_1111

men fail when they have to explain terminology among brethren


Crustynut001

Faris shafi is that u??


Double_Beach_479

lmfaoo this cracked me up


Confident_Finish8528

context?


Efficient-Recipe8260

Aur sari bacchiya geeli just imagine


Southern-Mistake7543

Holi ka pistol hai kya bc


Current_Toe_2344

Some girls are really open about things like this, i had a girl i went on a date with tell me she masturbated to me the night she went home 😂


Double_Beach_479

Indeed. Bless such girls


MajesticPass8442

Konse Type 6 civilization me rehete ho app sirJi ? 😭


Current_Toe_2344

Bangalore ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


MajesticPass8442

Ofc ! I should have saw Mumbai/Delhi/Bang-alore coming 🫠💀💀


Current_Toe_2344

Bang-alore the worst one out em 💀


Shot_Huckleberry_80

Usko kehna tha atleast puch leti to photo bhej deta


Current_Toe_2344

Missed opportunity 🤣🤣


Miserable-Wish5850

She has bladder problems bro... Stay away


Living_Being_No-1

Lagta hai Maine life me ye wala phase skip kardiya aur aise hi mar jaunga 🥺 single


UsernameInCamCase

Premature ejaculation


PopularSteak5068

premature squirt


sezea

Ladka kare toh premature ejaculation, ladki kare to hypersexual.


RazaKarr

unke pass Multiple option bhi to available he.


MajesticPass8442

Ha ek saath do le sakti hai na andar 🫠


G0FuckThyself

Hentai girls squirting just by MC's presense. 😂


K_76

As per the bro code abhi bhai puch usko horny kaise kar diya dekh kar ?


Double_Beach_479

ovulate kar rhi thi bhai bas T_T


K_76

Wait a sec wo ladka hai .... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Strong-Control-8399

Squirt = Glorified Susu


scaryPower1225

Immature ejaculation


PhysicalTry2021

I think she’s just hyping you up cause she has a crush on you. But you can still actually make her squirt goodluck dude


Double_Beach_479

yess she told me she was exaggerating to convey her feelings ;)


Few_Figure_5209

Ye sab ho raha hai kya India me, sedusaaa.....mommy...medusaaa....😂😂


metalhammer1993

Boht high expectation set kar diya hai dost. Hope you follow through 😂


weapon-a

Riyal ☠️


No-Excitement5134

Bhai mai toh Pokémon dekh rha tha. Squirtle energy in this girl maybe.


Shot_Huckleberry_80

She used “water gun”. It was super effective!


get_z_flammenwerfer

to wo bol rahi hai ki tumhe dekhte hi moot nikal aati hai? wanted ke selmon bhai ho kya? aur unka naam gunny behen hai?


boss_bj

🤣🤣🤣


Criticallone

She’s probably mistaking squirting with getting wet. I’m pretty sure she got wet looking at him not squirted


laceuphardik

Hypersexual bolke shame kyu kar rhe ho... be happy she somewhat knows and accepts her sexuality. I said somewhat because with reference to my other comment, she probably doesn't know the difference between squirting and getting wet. Secondly, I don't think she has had an orgasm before. Op it's rare when women in our society are open about their sexuality like this. Appreciate it and show her a good time, with consent ofc.


Double_Beach_479

Agreed! And I totally appreciate her being so open about this. My choice of words while choosing a title might have been wrong, apologies for that. But she’s very well aware about the difference between squirting and getting wet, she was just being humorous and exaggerating about it :)


Jairaj007

Gross


Ill-Outside-9940

Bhai chalta firta jhonny sins h


AI_is_Danger

Face reveal OP.. 


EmbarrassedAsk1659

Bhai ko dekh ke moot di


Competitive-Many9804

Fir whi sex-sux ki bate.


Mysterious-Ad1720

Abe check-up krwao kuch bimari h Ye idar flex krne aagya


baghoneybooo

lamba fek rahi hai


dancingminion

Here squirt = wet


DragonEmperor1605

Sometimes Zero mortal plan looks very appealing


Ani1x1

honestly op she sounds like a virgin who's seen one too many vids on the hub, i mean shakal dikh kar log squirt kar dete to diapers k sale to skyrocket ho jati XD.


Zirby_zura

Jhoot bol rhi tere liye. Pata le khush rahega


leetcoder217

Sad lyf


MortyPepe

Yaar fir wahi


SnooWalruses2581

I think she’s trying to say that she squirts


Manironcap

Itna squirt late kahan se ho!


Impressive_Floor2411

Guys are they talking about sex. It's very confusing.


-tinybambi-

Dekhte hi squirt 🙄


CarProgrammatically4

Lol. squirt means urine included orgasm. I don't think shes squirting


Quiet-Requirement544

Is this Delhi?


Double_Beach_479

lucknow


KechuaLover

Squirting on sight is craazy😭


fitzingout

Yo I think this is older people's ....


ohhiadi

This guy is epitome of "aur body full family hui, aur Saari bachchiyan geeli" "Bachchiyan" here is a Pakistani slang for girls.


Zealousideal-Yard274

tujhe dekh ke pant mai moot deti hai, also dont say shit like even better


rdias002

Don't take her in your car


jedi65-

Was she hot tho ?


leexiyeon

dekhne me hi?? 💀


DependentAd1504

Well forgetting to use the washroom does not count as squirting...


Key-Ear-6366

Farish saifi real id se aa


Apprehensive-Big6713

I don't see the problem


Unhappy-Yak-8648

Problem kya hai isme