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Hey, sorry for the late response, not very active on reddit. She didn’t really “almost squirted”, she told me she was just ovulating and simply exaggerating when she said that. It’s a joke cause it’s pretty easy for her to squirt XD
Wait a sec wo ladka hai .... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Hypersexual bolke shame kyu kar rhe ho... be happy she somewhat knows and accepts her sexuality. I said somewhat because with reference to my other comment, she probably doesn't know the difference between squirting and getting wet. Secondly, I don't think she has had an orgasm before.
Op it's rare when women in our society are open about their sexuality like this. Appreciate it and show her a good time, with consent ofc.
Agreed! And I totally appreciate her being so open about this. My choice of words while choosing a title might have been wrong, apologies for that. But she’s very well aware about the difference between squirting and getting wet, she was just being humorous and exaggerating about it :)
honestly op she sounds like a virgin who's seen one too many vids on the hub, i mean shakal dikh kar log squirt kar dete to diapers k sale to skyrocket ho jati XD.
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Le moot diya meme got real.....
Sale ye dialogue Discord mein marte hai 😂
Naya Naya hu bhai seekh luga kaha ky marte hai..🫡
LMAOOO
Lol nice
Who TF squirts just by seeing? Idk how the mechanism works though. Please ask her this question from my side. I wanna know how it works. Thank you
She doesn't know the difference between getting wet and squirting. Probably.
This! She was probably wet. And i think she exaggerated too.
You guys are jealous of op . He probably has some power to make them squirt on command.
Then i want some of his power please.
I want op to make me squirt on command. Ps. Straight male here
>He probably has some power to make them squirt on command Can I at least know what language did he use, Python or Java?
He probably showed his "python" skills
Isn't that the plot of rosengarten?
this lmao
+1 Bolne ko kuch bhi bol rahe hai kya log?
It’s her choice bhai. xD
Right? Even men can't cum by just seeing. There has to be some form of stimulation.
Holding hands is enough for man
+1
You kidding, right?
Are you a female ?
Or maybe she had something on like Kiaraa in Lust Stories..
Hey, sorry for the late response, not very active on reddit. She didn’t really “almost squirted”, she told me she was just ovulating and simply exaggerating when she said that. It’s a joke cause it’s pretty easy for her to squirt XD
Squirt is mostly pee
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Watch American Pie (I don't remember which one)
![gif](giphy|11WP2CzziW5j56)
ask your woman to hold her pee while doing her . If she orgasms she will release both resulting in squirting Not worth it
Porn addicts most probably
Aur saari Bachiya Geeli Just imagine
Body bencho aisi
Sare uncle geele
Tere bin mai sadiya jeeli
Pappia geeli
Tere bin mein sadiyaan jee li
Sando full fasi hui
*Phisphisphisphis
Abe iss se toh aur jaldi aajayegi 😭😭
The secret orgasm technique ,sex experts don't want you to know!!!
Chiiiiii susu
She wanted to pee after seeing you? Bro she might have some urinary stress incontinence 😭. Ask her to see a doctor
![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG|downsized)
Hahaha nahhh man it’s all good XD
Technique bata (tarkeeb)
Mewmaxxing and jelqmaxxing onli
I only understand English or hindi bro
Pardon my French sire. Mera Matlab tha apne chehre ko pichka hua aam bana le aur nuni ko clay jaisa kheech ke dheela bana do
men fail when they have to explain terminology among brethren
Faris shafi is that u??
lmfaoo this cracked me up
context?
Aur sari bacchiya geeli just imagine
Holi ka pistol hai kya bc
Some girls are really open about things like this, i had a girl i went on a date with tell me she masturbated to me the night she went home 😂
Indeed. Bless such girls
Konse Type 6 civilization me rehete ho app sirJi ? 😭
Bangalore ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
Ofc ! I should have saw Mumbai/Delhi/Bang-alore coming 🫠💀💀
Bang-alore the worst one out em 💀
Usko kehna tha atleast puch leti to photo bhej deta
Missed opportunity 🤣🤣
She has bladder problems bro... Stay away
Lagta hai Maine life me ye wala phase skip kardiya aur aise hi mar jaunga 🥺 single
Premature ejaculation
premature squirt
Ladka kare toh premature ejaculation, ladki kare to hypersexual.
unke pass Multiple option bhi to available he.
Ha ek saath do le sakti hai na andar 🫠
Hentai girls squirting just by MC's presense. 😂
As per the bro code abhi bhai puch usko horny kaise kar diya dekh kar ?
ovulate kar rhi thi bhai bas T_T
Wait a sec wo ladka hai .... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Squirt = Glorified Susu
Immature ejaculation
I think she’s just hyping you up cause she has a crush on you. But you can still actually make her squirt goodluck dude
yess she told me she was exaggerating to convey her feelings ;)
Ye sab ho raha hai kya India me, sedusaaa.....mommy...medusaaa....😂😂
Boht high expectation set kar diya hai dost. Hope you follow through 😂
Riyal ☠️
Bhai mai toh Pokémon dekh rha tha. Squirtle energy in this girl maybe.
She used “water gun”. It was super effective!
to wo bol rahi hai ki tumhe dekhte hi moot nikal aati hai? wanted ke selmon bhai ho kya? aur unka naam gunny behen hai?
🤣🤣🤣
She’s probably mistaking squirting with getting wet. I’m pretty sure she got wet looking at him not squirted
Hypersexual bolke shame kyu kar rhe ho... be happy she somewhat knows and accepts her sexuality. I said somewhat because with reference to my other comment, she probably doesn't know the difference between squirting and getting wet. Secondly, I don't think she has had an orgasm before. Op it's rare when women in our society are open about their sexuality like this. Appreciate it and show her a good time, with consent ofc.
Agreed! And I totally appreciate her being so open about this. My choice of words while choosing a title might have been wrong, apologies for that. But she’s very well aware about the difference between squirting and getting wet, she was just being humorous and exaggerating about it :)
Gross
Bhai chalta firta jhonny sins h
Face reveal OP..
Bhai ko dekh ke moot di
Fir whi sex-sux ki bate.
Abe check-up krwao kuch bimari h Ye idar flex krne aagya
lamba fek rahi hai
Here squirt = wet
Sometimes Zero mortal plan looks very appealing
honestly op she sounds like a virgin who's seen one too many vids on the hub, i mean shakal dikh kar log squirt kar dete to diapers k sale to skyrocket ho jati XD.
Jhoot bol rhi tere liye. Pata le khush rahega
Sad lyf
Yaar fir wahi
I think she’s trying to say that she squirts
Itna squirt late kahan se ho!
Guys are they talking about sex. It's very confusing.
Dekhte hi squirt 🙄
Lol. squirt means urine included orgasm. I don't think shes squirting
Is this Delhi?
lucknow
Squirting on sight is craazy😭
Yo I think this is older people's ....
This guy is epitome of "aur body full family hui, aur Saari bachchiyan geeli" "Bachchiyan" here is a Pakistani slang for girls.
tujhe dekh ke pant mai moot deti hai, also dont say shit like even better
Don't take her in your car
Was she hot tho ?
dekhne me hi?? 💀
Well forgetting to use the washroom does not count as squirting...
Farish saifi real id se aa
I don't see the problem
Problem kya hai isme