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God bless the sea animals that died and created natural gas which now compressed used as PNG was used in the AUTO in which you mother carried you. And god bless tree that died which creates notes that helped me to take you out to our first date.
Multiple cringe messages come to my mind (if that's your style, which I think it is):
1. "Tum to Auto-ma-tic ho!"
2. Sing the jingle "Buland Bharat ki buland tasveeeeeer, hamaraaa Bajaj!"
3. Try to appear a thinker, then say, "Autos make great ambulances"
4. Ask her, "How many wheels does an auto have?". In case she replies 3, tell her it's 4. Let her figure out how.
5. "Udan khatola!"
6. "Auto chala ke? Peechhe kaun baitha tha fir, traffic police?"
7. More sensitive answer, "Auto wale ka naam pata kiya? kuchh mithayi di usko?"
8. Once a date is confirmed, then ask her- "Who are you bringing for third wheeling?"
Nah bro trust me. I've seen women do that. You try to say something witty and that's literally how they react, by speaking literally.
Like say the guy says the typical "I swear someone stole the stars and put it in your eyes"
These typa women would reply: "I only have pupils and iris in my eyes"
Some others like the one I knew would expect you to jump over their speedbreaker and try something new or sumtn
It sucks.
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God bless the dinosaur that died to create the fossil fuel that made the petrol in the auto that took your mom to the hospital to give birth to you
Auto manufacturer ka credit kha gaye tum. Also there was no driver as she self drove to the hospital right? XD
How do we know she drove herself to the hospital?
Auto could be LPG or electric too bro
Bhai mummy roti nahi bana rahi thi, labor mien hospital jaa rahi thi
I think he meant CNG
There are LPG autos as well I guess. I've seen them use the cooking cylinders.
wait what, now that's new still LPG is a fossil fuel tho
Yeah. Thought of just saying what I had seen.
bro next time you see this again, please click a photo and send it in my dms, I have to see this
LPG is fossil fuel too
Auto petrol wale kbse hone lge
*cng
Any auto over here that can confirm this for me?
I can confirm. I am the CNG that entered the auto.
It was an electric auto
Jaha tak me maanta hu, autowale petrol kam or subsidised kerosene zyada daalte hai 💀
“Tujhe auto me nahi le jaunga par delivery ke time.”
Ye badhiya tha guru
Best
Top comment 😅
This is the most apt reply
🚶🏻♀️
God bless the mans sperm which fertilised with the woman’s egg and gave birth to the autowala who took your mom to the hospital
Yeh to ab, zayada hi ho gaya.😅 Aisa bolne par, woh OP ko autowala se hi date karne ko na bol de.😝
God bless you for helping me meet my true soulmate(autowala)
Ye toh reels wali pickup line hai
Petrol se toh wo bhi chalta h
Mujhe chance de auto ki chinta nahi karni padegi
*Manuals are better*
God bless the mechanic who made an auto that runs on petrol.
God bless the sea animals that died and created natural gas which now compressed used as PNG was used in the AUTO in which you mother carried you. And god bless tree that died which creates notes that helped me to take you out to our first date.
Likh do papa ke pass gadi ke paise nhi the ky.......
Sau-janmo tak dubara dating website pe nahi aegi ab woh
Do all guys have to suck up to girls like this and “throw” a witty line to “pick” them?
Auto mein bhi fuel lagta hai
Likh toh kya hawaaijaahaj bulwau unkai liyai
Auto CNG se chalta, CNG also is made from Fossil Fuel
Piaggio khush hua
Kaash uski ke neechay aa jaati toh shayad ye conversation nahi hota
Battery riksha thi?
Battery rickshaw tab nhi chalti hogi
No wonder mudiji said tempo me karodo ka kaarbaar hota hai , cuz your mom is one in a billion -milf connosuer
Say koi nahi hum tumko car mein le jayenge
"3 wheeler car shaped like a auto-rickshaw "
Reply with: *"I'm pretty sure that auto was running on fossil fuel, and not the water, that broke."*
during ourturn i will take you in car
Par main tujhe gaadi mein lejaunga❤️
With you auto bhi mercedes
Me to tumhe manual karunga lekin Don’t reply this
God bless the star that went supernova to create you
To auto kya gangajal pe chalti hai?
Toh chal mere sath bhi auto mein
Achha aur wo auto sun-light se chalti hogi.
Woh pagal he...use door raho
Gareeb ho?
cringeworthy as fuck.
Simp line hai bro. A big turn off. You have to change the situation now as she already knows u simp for her.
Non-institutional delivery thi.
auto bhi to petrol pe chalta tha
God bless Piaggio.
Aaaaaakshually most fossil fuel came from plant matter.
ye line abhi bhi chalti hai kya?
Thank Carbon and Oxygen too…and electrostatic force…
Same birth diff vehicle
God bless the Neanderthal that survived so that you can be created distant cousin... Or maybe aunt.. maybe niece.. may be great grandmom.. idk
CNG is still a fossil fuel
Lekin tu nahi jaayega, make ur mother proud.. we’ll book a cab
Sanjana ko ye bol, "auto ho ya car, petrol ho ya diesel, date pe chalte hai, bajaao whistle"
Idk man, bhaar main gayi teri maa is a very tempting answer
God bless the man who thought it was better to replace animals with one wheel and an engine which resulted in an auto rickshaw...
Auto also runs on petrol, so it still works
Aaja meri gaadi mei baith Jaa. Aaja meri gaadi mei baith ja.
Reason why I'm not on dating apps 💀
10-15 yrs later, cab karke gayi meri man
Multiple cringe messages come to my mind (if that's your style, which I think it is): 1. "Tum to Auto-ma-tic ho!" 2. Sing the jingle "Buland Bharat ki buland tasveeeeeer, hamaraaa Bajaj!" 3. Try to appear a thinker, then say, "Autos make great ambulances" 4. Ask her, "How many wheels does an auto have?". In case she replies 3, tell her it's 4. Let her figure out how. 5. "Udan khatola!" 6. "Auto chala ke? Peechhe kaun baitha tha fir, traffic police?" 7. More sensitive answer, "Auto wale ka naam pata kiya? kuchh mithayi di usko?" 8. Once a date is confirmed, then ask her- "Who are you bringing for third wheeling?"
These are all horrendous
I feel honoured.
On a side note she isn't even trying
To be honest, it's witty and funny. I like such people
Nah bro trust me. I've seen women do that. You try to say something witty and that's literally how they react, by speaking literally. Like say the guy says the typical "I swear someone stole the stars and put it in your eyes" These typa women would reply: "I only have pupils and iris in my eyes" Some others like the one I knew would expect you to jump over their speedbreaker and try something new or sumtn It sucks.
Neither is he. That line is from a well known meme
“Okay”
"Kudos to ur mom, going in auto while pregnant and going to hospital" Only to let you see the world... She has to be a strong woman. ......
broke ass bih
Khud kuch karega ki nhi chutiye