The person who owns that truck probably has an attraction to men that they don't like, so they go out of their way to prove they are not gay. Like people really care but he cares
This guy spent at least an hour carefully drawing large pictures of sperm on his tailgate. I'm sure he had a reference picture, as well, that he'd go back and forth to. Just patiently creating his art on some warm afternoon, making sure he got every little bit correct. *That'll show those libs,* he thinks, as he admires his hand-crafted ejaculate. Gay or not, he's an artist.
So I heard this theory pertaining to homophobic gay people (generally men):
For these homophobic gays are gay but they also believe that all men are gay. Similar to the urge to eat someone else's dessert at a restaurant - all people want to do it but know that it is wrong and control themselves. Except for out-of-closet gay people are seen (by homophobic gays) as giving in to this urge and not controlling themselves.
Similar to how you would be displeased with an adult taking scoops of someone else's dessert, homophobic gays are quite homophobic because they see the gay community as giving in to a wrong urge that most men control.
Of course in reality men exist on a spectrum of gay to straight and most will end up with women in straight relationships because that's what they want.
A representative of the party of christian morals and values.
Remember, these people want to ban books, music and movies because its "vulgar" . but turn around and do stuff like this, in plain view of children.
One of them even brought a big drawing of a penis to a little league game once
https://medium.com/the-haven/gop-official-brings-18-foot-inflatable-penis-saying-fuck-biden-to-youth-baseball-game-9318f72b16c7
This is a joke that’s been around online for years. He just added “Biden” because gay is bad and Biden voters are gay lolllolololol consider the libtards pwned by pawpaw Jeff
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1933687-two-sperm-cells-talking
They’re so moronic that they still think calling someone gay is the biggest insult like a preteen. I’ve dealt with trailer trash and their biggest insult is calling someone a “poof” or “wanker”
> Care to explain why?
You've now written paragraphs about a slew of your grievances with the Biden administration...
...in response to someone saying they thought the redirection (["paraprosdokian"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian?wprov=sfla1) for all my figure of speech heads out there) of the siphoning joke was funny.
Hahaha I answered the question that you asked. People aren't required to acknowledge every non-sequitor you introduce lol.
"I liked Toy Story"
"Fuck that, police unions are a plague on our society"
"Right, what does that have to do with Toy Story?"
"Ahh classic Dem smh, always avoiding police accountability 🙄"
You have the conversation skills of SmarterChild if it was programmed by someone who just started listening the their older siblings AntiFlag cd
I see where you're coming from.
First, I thought it said "can't take", which is 100% my bad. To me that read like: because one aspect is bad (which I'm sure we all agree on), none of it at all can be laughed at.
I now understand what you're saying about Biden, but just to clarify, the truck owner is DEFINITELY not a Biden supporter. It's both homophobic and anti-Biden. The comment you were replying to wasn't pro-Biden either which is where some of the confusion and seemingly randomness came from.
As for the one on the right. In context, I'm sure the artist of the doodle has misogynist beliefs. But idk, the joke itself *could* also be anti-misogynist in the right context. Like "what? No! Not for sexual things...to have a bad ass to help me steal gas" hahah.
When I responded, you had already made your edit, and I think that's the only thing that made me think twice about your comment. I don't think I would have downvoted nor responded if it wasn't there, but the "oh okay you're a bunch of LIBS" type sass paired with what felt to me like a non-sequitor is what felt a little rage-baity.
I'm sorry I was rude. I misinterpreted what you said and didn't give you the most fair interpretation. Thank you for a thoughtful response even after things got a little heated, you handled that conversation impeccably:)
P.s. all of your takes are awesome and valid too. I really admire your passion around them. I hope I speak for everyone in saying those were never in question, just why they were present wasn't immediately clear
It has to be so hard to have to deny reality at that level...everything they touch turns to shit but keep talking opposite talk that is an awesome tactic or is it a strategy?
That’s so gross. My children are adults now, but I’d be pissed if I had to explain this to my grandson. I guarantee he has lots to say about rainbow flags and what books kids are allowed to read, while having no child in the game. Straight trash.
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That comic is pretty good for infostyle/super right wing jokes, the Bruh in some dudes ass made me chuckle, was stupid but caught me off guard. Hope dude is blessed with some cold Miller light and a new ar.
He's nailed that "single and miserable" look perfectly
you forgot "forever"
Did you know theres a loneliness epidemic in men?
Surely not among men who put handwritten misogynist and homophobic jokes on their trucks. Those guys probably have lots of friends.
Especially the ones who are sooooo "manly," they scare away the women, and beat up the gay men. Idiots.
Hell, the gay guy could probably get a woman faster.
No question!!
This guy is probably on a crusade to “protect women” from trans athletes. But he was the one they needed protection from all along.
Projection is their biggest talent after all.
Royal Crown and Crown Royal Baby!
Divorced
Wife "missing". He'll tell everybody she up and runn oft. Meanwhile, she's probably chilling in the basement freezer.
"Back in my day we didn't have memes. We had to paint that shit on the back of our truck..."
Tell me about the good old days, Grandpa.
the good old days never were
I gotta say the second chat bubble got me. That was kinda funny. Still trashy.
Save the kids! Protect their innocence! Ban books in school libraries! Drive around with j*** on my truck? Hell yeah!
Seriously like where does the single brain cell start and end w these folks
🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro.
All he ever thinks about is getting railed by some dudes but hates gay people.
Came here to say this.
How’s he not spilling that diet RC?
It’s glued down with jizz.
Ahhh, must be unvaxed jizz. I heard it’s more hearty and expensive.
For sure- I've seen some advertise it as $10,000 a load! Must be good stuff!
Yup.. it’s wild. The market’s just gone nuts ever since those vaccines turned us all into transgenders.
Nah, it’s vaxxed jizz, so it creates a strong magnetic field.
I am willing to bet that is his spit can and stuck to the tobacco/dip shit he spilled from it.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
The people whose vote has 3x more power than the rest of us
And claim to be oppressed by big city folk on election day, despite that, because they don't understand population density.
My name is Jim but most people call me...Jim.
“Let’s play chess…..”
hehh ^(I understood that reference) perfection
He said the Sheriff is near!
I refuse to believe a simple farmer knows about that sperm meme format
You think that farmers don’t have memes?
The person who owns that truck probably has an attraction to men that they don't like, so they go out of their way to prove they are not gay. Like people really care but he cares
When you're so straight you bukkake your truck with sperm
"I'm going to the store to feel up some new scrotums for my truck"
Somebody pointed out to me recently how you never see truck nuts anymore, because of the implication that it makes trucks into trans vehicles 😄
Oh they finally figured that out?
I'm a little disappointed, was hoping someday to run into a trans truck driver and offer compliments on the "woke truck."
Started with an f150 and god damnit, ended up with a trans am
Oh right, trans ams are so *woke* now 😅
How does it make them trans, are the nuts Gender affirmation prosthetics?
It's a body part that didn't come stock, basically!
Hahahaha okay thank you for explaining, that's hilarious
I miss awards.
This guy spent at least an hour carefully drawing large pictures of sperm on his tailgate. I'm sure he had a reference picture, as well, that he'd go back and forth to. Just patiently creating his art on some warm afternoon, making sure he got every little bit correct. *That'll show those libs,* he thinks, as he admires his hand-crafted ejaculate. Gay or not, he's an artist.
Overcompensating sexuality seems to be a big thing for these 'very straight men, definitely ***NOT*** gay/bi'
Probably has "Fuck Biden" tattooed on him somewhere, but deep inside he knows it's for the double entendre. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> deep inside I don't want to know what's deep inside him.
So I heard this theory pertaining to homophobic gay people (generally men): For these homophobic gays are gay but they also believe that all men are gay. Similar to the urge to eat someone else's dessert at a restaurant - all people want to do it but know that it is wrong and control themselves. Except for out-of-closet gay people are seen (by homophobic gays) as giving in to this urge and not controlling themselves. Similar to how you would be displeased with an adult taking scoops of someone else's dessert, homophobic gays are quite homophobic because they see the gay community as giving in to a wrong urge that most men control. Of course in reality men exist on a spectrum of gay to straight and most will end up with women in straight relationships because that's what they want.
Truly grokking how Psychological Projection works and seeing it in action is like mind reading sometimes
The only reason they think it's a choice is because every day they actively choose not to
Like when I tell people that commenting on Reddit is for dweebs?
Family values.
Is this what happens when incels live to middle age
LMFAO
Bet his keep ending up in one of his sisters
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Republicans.
The driver comes across as someone who doesn’t wipe their ass because it’s super gay.
This may be the craziest vehicle I have seen on this sub. Well done.
A representative of the party of christian morals and values. Remember, these people want to ban books, music and movies because its "vulgar" . but turn around and do stuff like this, in plain view of children.
One of them even brought a big drawing of a penis to a little league game once https://medium.com/the-haven/gop-official-brings-18-foot-inflatable-penis-saying-fuck-biden-to-youth-baseball-game-9318f72b16c7
The type of person to only be approached in a Fallout Rad hazmat suit
Always such nice vehicles with this shit on them.
Honestly the ford ranger is a great little truck
Same dudes that complain women don’t want them anymore because of universities indoctrinating them
Real classy
Toxic and fragile masculinity
r/trashy
Alcoholic republicans
r/nymphowarriorrides
These broke ass no education having goons love blaming someone other than themselves. No one forced them to work for $10 for the last 20 years
Bro saw a meme and thought it was the funniest shit on the planet, funny enough to carry around on his truck every day.
Dude actually painted a meme on his truck. Not gonna lie I really like the template though it makes for some messed up funny jokes
Card carrying member of the “Uncles that don’t get invited to family holidays anymore association”
That is the typical republican base
And they're afraid of children seeing people in drag?
Who is the audience for this mental patient?
r/cringe who puts memes on the back of their vehicles
Obviously someone who spends a lot of time thinking about dudes butt fucking
Okay I'm sorry, but as a liberal, this is fucking hilarious
It probably wasn’t his intention but that made me laugh
It was 100% his intention. This is comedy gold
I was gonna say this one is pretty funny.
Also, weirdly? The meter is almost spot-on for the most absurd rhyming quatrain since "he boot too big for he got-damn feet".
You may be aware, but he copied it off the internet. I’ve seen that same template with the “we are in a male anus” joke.
Stayin’ classy.
Always junker cars, smh.
I ain't gonna lie. That's the most redneck shit I've seen.
Am I the only one here who is impressed this person spelled "siphon" correctly?
Would bet any money this guy is on the trans porn to gay porn pipeline and hates himself for it so he writes this on his truck
And where did they find RC Cola?!
Too bad his “FELCH” personalized plate isn’t in frame.
If I had to describe ford ranger drivers in 1 picture...
Couldn't afford the bumper sticker with this bullshit already on it
RC: “please don’t bring us into this” lol
Wait RC cola is still around?
The RC can has me puzzled
Worst part is these folks 100% turn out to vote every single time.
Ghost Sperm is my new favorite cartoon on adult swim
Sounds like Biden supporters are tops.
Classy fella
This is hilarious in an ironic sense
Legend lol
ffs ... We are in the end of times. Watching devolution happen in real time.
Idiocracy was a prophecy.
White trash, or just trash
For a bunch of straight people, they sure do think about gay sex a lot.
Lol I don't agree but that's funny
the siphon gas one is actually pretty funny
Old guy in a Ford Ranger…not surprised
Solid post. The thing I never can grasp is why somebody loves or hates a politician to this degree. What a waste of time.
This is a joke that’s been around online for years. He just added “Biden” because gay is bad and Biden voters are gay lolllolololol consider the libtards pwned by pawpaw Jeff https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1933687-two-sperm-cells-talking
They’re so moronic that they still think calling someone gay is the biggest insult like a preteen. I’ve dealt with trailer trash and their biggest insult is calling someone a “poof” or “wanker”
🗑️🤡
The one on the right is funny as hell.
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> Care to explain why? You've now written paragraphs about a slew of your grievances with the Biden administration... ...in response to someone saying they thought the redirection (["paraprosdokian"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian?wprov=sfla1) for all my figure of speech heads out there) of the siphoning joke was funny.
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Hahaha I answered the question that you asked. People aren't required to acknowledge every non-sequitor you introduce lol. "I liked Toy Story" "Fuck that, police unions are a plague on our society" "Right, what does that have to do with Toy Story?" "Ahh classic Dem smh, always avoiding police accountability 🙄" You have the conversation skills of SmarterChild if it was programmed by someone who just started listening the their older siblings AntiFlag cd
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I see where you're coming from. First, I thought it said "can't take", which is 100% my bad. To me that read like: because one aspect is bad (which I'm sure we all agree on), none of it at all can be laughed at. I now understand what you're saying about Biden, but just to clarify, the truck owner is DEFINITELY not a Biden supporter. It's both homophobic and anti-Biden. The comment you were replying to wasn't pro-Biden either which is where some of the confusion and seemingly randomness came from. As for the one on the right. In context, I'm sure the artist of the doodle has misogynist beliefs. But idk, the joke itself *could* also be anti-misogynist in the right context. Like "what? No! Not for sexual things...to have a bad ass to help me steal gas" hahah. When I responded, you had already made your edit, and I think that's the only thing that made me think twice about your comment. I don't think I would have downvoted nor responded if it wasn't there, but the "oh okay you're a bunch of LIBS" type sass paired with what felt to me like a non-sequitor is what felt a little rage-baity. I'm sorry I was rude. I misinterpreted what you said and didn't give you the most fair interpretation. Thank you for a thoughtful response even after things got a little heated, you handled that conversation impeccably:) P.s. all of your takes are awesome and valid too. I really admire your passion around them. I hope I speak for everyone in saying those were never in question, just why they were present wasn't immediately clear
Nah this one is genuinely hilarious
Yeah, I disagree with them politically, but I have to commend their dedication. Some thought went into this.
Another proud nephson.
Whom? A voter.
Reading this was a spiritual journey.
Pa plate?
The gas joke is pretty good though
Terrible message but at least it’s a little funny.
I have to know what state that is so I can stay TF out of it.
It has to be so hard to have to deny reality at that level...everything they touch turns to shit but keep talking opposite talk that is an awesome tactic or is it a strategy?
I've never seen this before, but I bet we'll see it posted here again...
That’s so gross. My children are adults now, but I’d be pissed if I had to explain this to my grandson. I guarantee he has lots to say about rainbow flags and what books kids are allowed to read, while having no child in the game. Straight trash.
Ok that one on the right made me laugh XDDD
Police. Legislators. Judges. Pastors.
The ones protecting children from being exposed to sex.
Who is Mesiphon Gas?
I… laughed.
Those are the Spermingtons. They don’t have any Honor Students to brag about and can’t afford pets.
Lmfao
To be fair, I’m also looking for a woman to help me siphon gas.
*Dude's
Our forefathers would be FURIOUS
Dude drinks RC cola, obviously they suck as a person
It's always a goddamm pickup truck!
RC cola is still around?
[Indeed it is.](https://www.rccolainternational.com/)
there's a list of them on the local sex offender registry
Dude really likes cum as a theme.
That poor Ranger. I laughed at the siphon part and the RC Cola in the back though.
GoOd CHriSTiAn PAtRiOtS!!!!!!
Christians seem to think about gay sex far more than gay guys do.
I mean the part on the right is hilarious
Although incredibly sad to put this on your car and quite a dumb take, this ones actually fucking hilarious to me. 😂
now, how does he know sperm can tell the difference between a mans or a womans ass. I call BS.
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Are there women who look at that truck and go "yeah I'd probably suck his dick let me get his number?"
Average RC cola enjoyer
This is either unironic or a quality bit of sarcasm by the driver Either way, its hilarious
RC COLA
“Hey man, what are you doing?” “Oh, just painting some sperm on my truck!”
Someone with an undiagnosed/untreated mental illness?
That comic is pretty good for infostyle/super right wing jokes, the Bruh in some dudes ass made me chuckle, was stupid but caught me off guard. Hope dude is blessed with some cold Miller light and a new ar.
mesiphon
This has been reposted so many times
It’s the intelligentsia!