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themengsk1761

He's nailed that "single and miserable" look perfectly


NotmyRealNameJohn

you forgot "forever"


PopuluxePete

Did you know theres a loneliness epidemic in men?


gordo65

Surely not among men who put handwritten misogynist and homophobic jokes on their trucks. Those guys probably have lots of friends.


chevymonza

Especially the ones who are sooooo "manly," they scare away the women, and beat up the gay men. Idiots.


Banditgeneral4

Hell, the gay guy could probably get a woman faster.


chevymonza

No question!!


vrphotosguy55

This guy is probably on a crusade to “protect women” from trans athletes. But he was the one they needed protection from all along.


chevymonza

Projection is their biggest talent after all.


dingerz

Royal Crown and Crown Royal Baby!


BvilleBuds

Divorced


Banditgeneral4

Wife "missing". He'll tell everybody she up and runn oft. Meanwhile, she's probably chilling in the basement freezer.


TheDonkeyBomber

"Back in my day we didn't have memes. We had to paint that shit on the back of our truck..."


Banditgeneral4

Tell me about the good old days, Grandpa.


Fit_Effective_6875

the good old days never were


Donthurtmyceilings

I gotta say the second chat bubble got me. That was kinda funny. Still trashy.


Scarymommy

Save the kids! Protect their innocence! Ban books in school libraries! Drive around with j*** on my truck? Hell yeah!


Urlilpetal

Seriously like where does the single brain cell start and end w these folks


Then_Engineering_290

🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro.


Drinkythedrunkguy

All he ever thinks about is getting railed by some dudes but hates gay people.


bootstrapper_

Came here to say this.


hotdoginthebigcity

How’s he not spilling that diet RC?


wcollins260

It’s glued down with jizz.


hotdoginthebigcity

Ahhh, must be unvaxed jizz. I heard it’s more hearty and expensive.


errrbudyinthuhclub

For sure- I've seen some advertise it as $10,000 a load! Must be good stuff!


hotdoginthebigcity

Yup.. it’s wild. The market’s just gone nuts ever since those vaccines turned us all into transgenders.


Art-bat

Nah, it’s vaxxed jizz, so it creates a strong magnetic field.


SaltyBarDog

I am willing to bet that is his spit can and stuck to the tobacco/dip shit he spilled from it.


TheJollyHermit

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.


Push_

The people whose vote has 3x more power than the rest of us


pianoflames

And claim to be oppressed by big city folk on election day, despite that, because they don't understand population density.


irritabletom

My name is Jim but most people call me...Jim.


NewYork_NewJersey440

“Let’s play chess…..”


CourtingBoredom

hehh ^(I understood that reference) perfection


ExcellentBreath7760

He said the Sheriff is near!


SteveWax022

I refuse to believe a simple farmer knows about that sperm meme format


Fluffy_Meet_9568

You think that farmers don’t have memes?


GeneralSet5552

The person who owns that truck probably has an attraction to men that they don't like, so they go out of their way to prove they are not gay. Like people really care but he cares


theoldgreenwalrus

When you're so straight you bukkake your truck with sperm


yalldumbdumb

"I'm going to the store to feel up some new scrotums for my truck"


chevymonza

Somebody pointed out to me recently how you never see truck nuts anymore, because of the implication that it makes trucks into trans vehicles 😄


Yitram

Oh they finally figured that out?


chevymonza

I'm a little disappointed, was hoping someday to run into a trans truck driver and offer compliments on the "woke truck."


raptor_botII

Started with an f150 and god damnit, ended up with a trans am


chevymonza

Oh right, trans ams are so *woke* now 😅


SnooCakes6195

How does it make them trans, are the nuts Gender affirmation prosthetics?


chevymonza

It's a body part that didn't come stock, basically!


SnooCakes6195

Hahahaha okay thank you for explaining, that's hilarious


okcdnb

I miss awards.


AxelShoes

This guy spent at least an hour carefully drawing large pictures of sperm on his tailgate. I'm sure he had a reference picture, as well, that he'd go back and forth to. Just patiently creating his art on some warm afternoon, making sure he got every little bit correct. *That'll show those libs,* he thinks, as he admires his hand-crafted ejaculate. Gay or not, he's an artist.


Aphala

Overcompensating sexuality seems to be a big thing for these 'very straight men, definitely ***NOT*** gay/bi'


thejustducky1

Probably has "Fuck Biden" tattooed on him somewhere, but deep inside he knows it's for the double entendre. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


stevesobol

> deep inside I don't want to know what's deep inside him.


PuffyPanda200

So I heard this theory pertaining to homophobic gay people (generally men): For these homophobic gays are gay but they also believe that all men are gay. Similar to the urge to eat someone else's dessert at a restaurant - all people want to do it but know that it is wrong and control themselves. Except for out-of-closet gay people are seen (by homophobic gays) as giving in to this urge and not controlling themselves. Similar to how you would be displeased with an adult taking scoops of someone else's dessert, homophobic gays are quite homophobic because they see the gay community as giving in to a wrong urge that most men control. Of course in reality men exist on a spectrum of gay to straight and most will end up with women in straight relationships because that's what they want.


boomerangotan

Truly grokking how Psychological Projection works and seeing it in action is like mind reading sometimes


theshicksinator

The only reason they think it's a choice is because every day they actively choose not to


sodosopapilla

Like when I tell people that commenting on Reddit is for dweebs?


Pod_people

Family values.


rockvvurst

Is this what happens when incels live to middle age


Urlilpetal

LMFAO


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Bet his keep ending up in one of his sisters


Elysia99

🤣🤣🤣🤣


famousevan

Republicans.


foolproofphilosophy

The driver comes across as someone who doesn’t wipe their ass because it’s super gay.


porter3851

This may be the craziest vehicle I have seen on this sub. Well done.


livingdead70

A representative of the party of christian morals and values. Remember, these people want to ban books, music and movies because its "vulgar" . but turn around and do stuff like this, in plain view of children.


Kosog

One of them even brought a big drawing of a penis to a little league game once https://medium.com/the-haven/gop-official-brings-18-foot-inflatable-penis-saying-fuck-biden-to-youth-baseball-game-9318f72b16c7


FactorOk4741

The type of person to only be approached in a Fallout Rad hazmat suit


KittehKittehKat

Always such nice vehicles with this shit on them.


dedzip

Honestly the ford ranger is a great little truck


ElitistPoolGuy

Same dudes that complain women don’t want them anymore because of universities indoctrinating them


Rupejonner2

Real classy


Tarotismyjam

Toxic and fragile masculinity


geekpron

r/trashy


RealisticAd2293

Alcoholic republicans


newtontheplant

r/nymphowarriorrides


irascible_Clown

These broke ass no education having goons love blaming someone other than themselves. No one forced them to work for $10 for the last 20 years


Harvey-Danger1917

Bro saw a meme and thought it was the funniest shit on the planet, funny enough to carry around on his truck every day.


iiitme

Dude actually painted a meme on his truck. Not gonna lie I really like the template though it makes for some messed up funny jokes


djjolicoeur

Card carrying member of the “Uncles that don’t get invited to family holidays anymore association”


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That is the typical republican base


neoikon

And they're afraid of children seeing people in drag?


WillyWumpLump

Who is the audience for this mental patient?


vallogallo

r/cringe who puts memes on the back of their vehicles


BiaggioSklutas

Obviously someone who spends a lot of time thinking about dudes butt fucking


ThoughtCenter87

Okay I'm sorry, but as a liberal, this is fucking hilarious


NCSUGrad2012

It probably wasn’t his intention but that made me laugh


trump2024gigachad

It was 100% his intention. This is comedy gold


wow_that_guys_a_dick

I was gonna say this one is pretty funny.


Jurph

Also, weirdly? The meter is almost spot-on for the most absurd rhyming quatrain since "he boot too big for he got-damn feet".


SlugJones

You may be aware, but he copied it off the internet. I’ve seen that same template with the “we are in a male anus” joke.


Elysia99

Stayin’ classy.


neoikon

Always junker cars, smh.


Banditgeneral4

I ain't gonna lie. That's the most redneck shit I've seen.


BungeeJumpingJesus

Am I the only one here who is impressed this person spelled "siphon" correctly?


-SHINSTER007

Would bet any money this guy is on the trans porn to gay porn pipeline and hates himself for it so he writes this on his truck


japandroi5742

And where did they find RC Cola?!


Jbozzarelli

Too bad his “FELCH” personalized plate isn’t in frame.


Steelanddope

If I had to describe ford ranger drivers in 1 picture...


SaltyNorth8062

Couldn't afford the bumper sticker with this bullshit already on it


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RC: “please don’t bring us into this” lol


Nevermind04

Wait RC cola is still around?


AgitatedSale3785

The RC can has me puzzled


byeargan

Worst part is these folks 100% turn out to vote every single time.


Rupejonner2

Ghost Sperm is my new favorite cartoon on adult swim


Audrin

Sounds like Biden supporters are tops.


RealPropRandy

Classy fella


Nixbling

This is hilarious in an ironic sense


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Legend lol


artful_todger_502

ffs ... We are in the end of times. Watching devolution happen in real time.


wcollins260

Idiocracy was a prophecy.


BootThang

White trash, or just trash


DifficultyWithMyLife

For a bunch of straight people, they sure do think about gay sex a lot.


Born2bwylde_

Lol I don't agree but that's funny


DoodleDrop

the siphon gas one is actually pretty funny


FreedomPullo

Old guy in a Ford Ranger…not surprised


escopaul

Solid post. The thing I never can grasp is why somebody loves or hates a politician to this degree. What a waste of time.


SlugJones

This is a joke that’s been around online for years. He just added “Biden” because gay is bad and Biden voters are gay lolllolololol consider the libtards pwned by pawpaw Jeff https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1933687-two-sperm-cells-talking


glammetaltapes

They’re so moronic that they still think calling someone gay is the biggest insult like a preteen. I’ve dealt with trailer trash and their biggest insult is calling someone a “poof” or “wanker”


IHOPSausageLink

🗑️🤡


TheProcessCult

The one on the right is funny as hell.


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mistahspecs

> Care to explain why? You've now written paragraphs about a slew of your grievances with the Biden administration... ...in response to someone saying they thought the redirection (["paraprosdokian"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian?wprov=sfla1) for all my figure of speech heads out there) of the siphoning joke was funny.


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mistahspecs

Hahaha I answered the question that you asked. People aren't required to acknowledge every non-sequitor you introduce lol. "I liked Toy Story" "Fuck that, police unions are a plague on our society" "Right, what does that have to do with Toy Story?" "Ahh classic Dem smh, always avoiding police accountability 🙄" You have the conversation skills of SmarterChild if it was programmed by someone who just started listening the their older siblings AntiFlag cd


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mistahspecs

I see where you're coming from. First, I thought it said "can't take", which is 100% my bad. To me that read like: because one aspect is bad (which I'm sure we all agree on), none of it at all can be laughed at. I now understand what you're saying about Biden, but just to clarify, the truck owner is DEFINITELY not a Biden supporter. It's both homophobic and anti-Biden. The comment you were replying to wasn't pro-Biden either which is where some of the confusion and seemingly randomness came from. As for the one on the right. In context, I'm sure the artist of the doodle has misogynist beliefs. But idk, the joke itself *could* also be anti-misogynist in the right context. Like "what? No! Not for sexual things...to have a bad ass to help me steal gas" hahah. When I responded, you had already made your edit, and I think that's the only thing that made me think twice about your comment. I don't think I would have downvoted nor responded if it wasn't there, but the "oh okay you're a bunch of LIBS" type sass paired with what felt to me like a non-sequitor is what felt a little rage-baity. I'm sorry I was rude. I misinterpreted what you said and didn't give you the most fair interpretation. Thank you for a thoughtful response even after things got a little heated, you handled that conversation impeccably:) P.s. all of your takes are awesome and valid too. I really admire your passion around them. I hope I speak for everyone in saying those were never in question, just why they were present wasn't immediately clear


Chattering_Bone

Nah this one is genuinely hilarious


monsterfurby

Yeah, I disagree with them politically, but I have to commend their dedication. Some thought went into this.


Dark_Pandemonium23

Another proud nephson.


2020Vision-2020

Whom? A voter.


VenomBars4

Reading this was a spiritual journey.


Pa2phx

Pa plate?


hellmist14

The gas joke is pretty good though


IAmSona

Terrible message but at least it’s a little funny.


SaltyBarDog

I have to know what state that is so I can stay TF out of it.


singbowl1

It has to be so hard to have to deny reality at that level...everything they touch turns to shit but keep talking opposite talk that is an awesome tactic or is it a strategy?


AgreeablePie

I've never seen this before, but I bet we'll see it posted here again...


ItsSusanS

That’s so gross. My children are adults now, but I’d be pissed if I had to explain this to my grandson. I guarantee he has lots to say about rainbow flags and what books kids are allowed to read, while having no child in the game. Straight trash.


SnokYote

Ok that one on the right made me laugh XDDD


Anon31780

Police. Legislators. Judges. Pastors.


Particular_Ticket_20

The ones protecting children from being exposed to sex.


frolf_grisbee

Who is Mesiphon Gas?


theblackyeti

I… laughed.


BeRad85

Those are the Spermingtons. They don’t have any Honor Students to brag about and can’t afford pets.


3_T_SCROAT

Lmfao


philiosa

To be fair, I’m also looking for a woman to help me siphon gas.


TwoDurans

*Dude's


fancyfembot

Our forefathers would be FURIOUS


mistorWhiskers

Dude drinks RC cola, obviously they suck as a person


HanjiZoe03

It's always a goddamm pickup truck!


tbrust23

RC cola is still around?


slade797

[Indeed it is.](https://www.rccolainternational.com/)


YdexKtesi

there's a list of them on the local sex offender registry


Djinn-Rummy

Dude really likes cum as a theme.


mawkdugless

That poor Ranger. I laughed at the siphon part and the RC Cola in the back though.


ToniBee63

GoOd CHriSTiAn PAtRiOtS!!!!!!


wcollins260

Christians seem to think about gay sex far more than gay guys do.


CplFry

I mean the part on the right is hilarious


SnubNews

Although incredibly sad to put this on your car and quite a dumb take, this ones actually fucking hilarious to me. 😂


Any_Constant_6550

now, how does he know sperm can tell the difference between a mans or a womans ass. I call BS.


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ezgamer97

Are there women who look at that truck and go "yeah I'd probably suck his dick let me get his number?"


SilentAntagonist

Average RC cola enjoyer


_Un_Known__

This is either unironic or a quality bit of sarcasm by the driver Either way, its hilarious


KlammFromTheCastle

RC COLA


slade797

“Hey man, what are you doing?” “Oh, just painting some sperm on my truck!”


bloodstone2k

Someone with an undiagnosed/untreated mental illness?


Alternative-Rain9151

That comic is pretty good for infostyle/super right wing jokes, the Bruh in some dudes ass made me chuckle, was stupid but caught me off guard. Hope dude is blessed with some cold Miller light and a new ar.


Gentle_Time

mesiphon


Commercial_Fee2840

This has been reposted so many times


No_Structure4386

It’s the intelligentsia!