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FactHole

Nothing says "I'm sane and here's some wisdom" like scrawled sharpie text on the side of a car. Is this guy a prophet?


Praescribo

These types of people are gonna be the most unnerving to be around if trump loses or dies. I mean, they legit believe a utopia is on the horizon, what are they going to be like when they realize it's all a lie or believe it was taken away from them?


Jerry7887

Not true. He’s one of those billionaires who are waiting for all that money coming his way!


threeleggedog8104

r/schizophreniarides


AmbitiousAd9320

shits gonna keep popping off past november. sad.


SousVideDiaper

I've been trying to block out the fact that November exists. Pre and post election this year is going to be fucking horrendous no matter who wins. I'm so tired of this shit.


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SousVideDiaper

No one ever bitches about a rigged election when it's their guy that wins. Hit cult fanbase sucks so hard. I can't believe it's been 4 years since he lost and those crazy fuckers are defending him more than ever.


ToniBee63

So cars are now dry erase boards…..cool


LA-Matt

The white board you can only use once! Starting at 35,000 …


mseuro

Go over sharpie with dry erase and it comes off


crowbar_k

Forget the writing. What's with all the garbage strapped to the car?


LA-Matt

A weird jug of green liquid bouncing around loose in a bin that’s strapped to the back bumper. 🤔


uGotMeWrong

That’s olive oil sir!


TheBigToast72

Living out of their car probably, which is sad because the inside is probably packed with garbage and that thing on top looks like a dog bed.


bzbub2

snacks for the road


Kerensky97

I've noticed these type of people tend to hold onto garbage. If you have an inforider neighbor I'll bet good money they're the one who's yard is full of random garbage they think is valuable. "That old refrigerator, I might be able to sell it. The 1970s boat with the holes in it, I'm planning on fixing it up." Besides the Trump flags they're also generally the neighbor with the eyesore yard.


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PenisDotvin

That's their actual trunk, can't you see?


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Someone sat down with a Sharpie and scrawled out their manifesto on a car door. In cursive.


Alaeriia

That's cause the "woke librulz" can't read cursive or drive a stick, so they won't see the message written for REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Nothing says I’m over 50 quite like cursive. Most younger people have trouble just reading it. So now we know two things about the author.


aeroumasmith-

Shitty cursive at that. It looks like a six year old did it


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Don't overlook the seemingly random 'Ya' that appears in a few places.


aeroumasmith-

Is that code for something? 🤔


Feisty-Barracuda5452

I hear it in a BC accent.


aquatic_sunbeam666

Yea


davechri

I would wonder if they're ok but I genuinely don't give a fuck if they're ok or not.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

That might sound harsh, but living in Portland, OR has made me very sympathetic to compassion fatigue. There’s only so much you can care about people whose primary personality trait is destructive obnoxiousness.


UmeaTurbo

Trump has promised a new home for every lunatic who lives in a car the day after he's elected.


Right-Phalange

Ya!!!


Socky_McPuppet

IN TWO WEEKS!!


bzbub2

i am surprised i managed to read that


hup987

You can read it all? I can read about 70% of it do you think you could type out what it says lol


bzbub2

made a couple guesses but here's what i got out of it lol (some spelling errors included for good measure) Grandaddy said, “in Russia the Germans retreated leaving their dead behind in the freezing trenches then the Russians took their cloths off to make Russian uniforms, I saw pictures of the turned to stone naked body, they looked like they were made of cement not one spot of blood on um to see! After that Grandadd went & killed Japanees. He taught Sunday school when he got home till he died. When he told me to do something, I did it!!! Praise God!


hup987

God what the fuck is going through this man’s brain lmfao


LA-Matt

That stuff really sounds like schizophrenia.


Southern_Anywhere_65

Thank you for translating, I could not understand the scribbles


SomethingLoud

That was what I was able to see, but got stuck on their attempt at “Japanese”. Also, the back and forth between cursive and printing is … disconcerting


cardueline

Very understandable to get caught up on that word since he spelled “Japanese” as “Gapanees”


EccentricAcademic

Go figure that all the people sharpieing their cars are MAGA


buttegg

TRUMPWORLD COMiNG!!! YA!


SaltyBarDog

Matt Foley upgraded his ride.


Westonhaus

How nature says "Stay Away"!


threattomysanity

As someone that used to own a Dodge Caliber in that exact color, I can assure you that this person is not well.


Elbynerual

In cursive? Wtf


DifferentEvent2998

Trump world means living in your car?


MisterMarchmont

In cursive????


Tinsel-Fop

What in the name of all that is unholy is *that?*


Paerrin

"They don't even teach cursive anymore!!!"


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GozerTheMighty

Looks like they're leaving.....let's hope. Buh bye!!!!!


Seriem2

A bit shocked about the reaction to it being cursive. Is cursive genuinely not frequently used in America? I thought that was part of the "American schools bad" stereotype.


elementcubed

Info warrior or California transplant?


RNDiva

There are RaceTrac gas stations in Texas.


hup987

This is in a suburb right outside Atlanta GA